Chapter 350 amuses you
Biaozi took the mobile phone handed to him by Wen Ya and said into the phone: "I'm Biaozi, what's wrong?" ”
"Biaozi, are you embarrassed to say, where are you now? Is it with that woman? Didn't you say you were going to surprise me? Where's your surprise? The chubby girl said like a firecracker.
"I have something to do now, what should you do, when will I ......"
Before Biaozi finished speaking, he saw the fat girl continue: "Where are you now?" I'm going to you now. ”
"Then you better not come, I'm ...... now" Biaozi really didn't want to tell her that he was in the hospital, and he didn't want to tell her that he was in a car accident.
"Where are you now? I'm going to you now. The chubby chick shouted.
He knows the character of this fat girl, if he doesn't tell him, the fat girl will keep asking until he finds it, and he still has it, but he really doesn't want to tell the fat girl that he is in the hospital, in fact, the direct point is that he doesn't want to tell the fat girl his location, he doesn't want the fat girl to find himself. He doesn't like people at all, those are all misunderstandings, but now he can't explain this misunderstanding, it's really troublesome.
"Don't come to me, I'll go back today." Biaozi lied to her phone.
"Biaozi, how do you lie? You can't go back today, how do you tell him you can go back? Wen Ya looked at Biaozi puzzled and asked.
"Oh, there's no way, do you still want him to find this place? I really don't want her to find her, so didn't I come out in vain? Biao Zi looked at Wen Ya and said.
Wen Ya looked at Biaozi's expression, she knew that this Biaozi must not like that woman, could it be that Wanjuan and them lied to themselves? Could it be that this biaozi was married?
Anyway, it has nothing to do with herself, this Biaozi is just her savior, and she won't think anything about Biaozi. Although she still prefers to be chubby, like cotton candy, but if she knew that this biaozi had been married, then she would never be a third party, she was a yellow flower girl, and this third party would not interfere with her.
"Oh, you still have to make your own decisions, I'm an outsider and it's not easy to mix." Wen Ya looked at Biaozi and said.
"Is that really? You can be back today, can you? That's great, you're going to make it clear to me about that woman when you come back, if you do. I'm still going to like you just as much. The chubby chick said into her phone.
"Okay, I see, I'm still busy now, I'll hang up first." Biaozi hurriedly hung up the phone.
Biaozi is really a head eight now, and he doesn't want to hurt a woman's heart. But if it doesn't hurt, then it won't be even more troublesome in the future.
Biaozi looked at Wen Ya. The elegant face is no longer as good-looking as it was when Biaozi first woke up. Needless to say, I know that this Wen Ya is angry. In fact, anyone would be angry, this good friend relationship, and now they actually talk about themselves like that, who is not angry?
In fact, Wen Ya didn't know what this anger was for, anyway, she just didn't feel very comfortable in her heart, and she couldn't tell what it was.
Biaozi looked at Wenya unhappy. Biaozi begged: "Okay, don't be angry, it's all my fault, I didn't know she would talk about you like that." It's all my fault. ”
Wen Ya glared at Biaozi, she was not angry with the fat girl, she was mainly angry with this Biaozi, how could this Biaozi be like this? What kind of person he was, she didn't know now.
In fact, she is still a little angry with herself, does this Biaozi have a girlfriend, does it have anything to do with her whether she is married or not, is she interested in Biaozi?
Biaozi looked at Wenya and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm sorry, I'll tell you a joke, so don't be angry, okay?"
"Hmph, you say, if you can make me laugh, then I won't be angry." Wen Ya glared at Biaozi and said.
"Okay, I'll start talking now." Biao Zi cleared his throat, looked at Wen Ya with a smile and began to speak.
"A couple stayed in a hotel, and a young lady called, 'Do you want to play?' The husband hangs up and is not finished; Miss called again, 'Why should you be wronged when you are away?' The husband said, "I have brought my wife." The young lady was very angry and said, "Sir, are you lacking in virtue?" There are good fast food restaurants everywhere, so why bring your own instant noodles? After Biaozi finished speaking, he smiled and leaned back.
"Hmph, rascal." Wen Ya said with a smile and covering her mouth.
"Haha, you're smiling, you can't be angry anymore." Biaozi looked at Wenya and laughed, and he said with his hands dancing.
"Who said I laughed? Didn't I laugh? Just use such a little story to impress me, why don't I eat your set? Wen Ya glared at Biaozi and said.
"Well, I'll tell you another joke, and you'll be able to laugh." Biaozi looked at Wenya and said with a smile.
"You say, I just don't laugh at you." Wen Ya glared at Biaozi again and said.
"On the bus, a man, clumsy, accidentally stepped on a woman's foot, and the woman yelled, 'Are you sick?' Step on me again and cut off your children and grandchildren! The man said angrily, "I didn't mean to, what are you called, and then I will call you a full house of children and grandchildren!" After Biaozi finished speaking, he laughed again.
"Poof!" Wen Ya also laughed.
Biaozi looked at Wen Ya and couldn't help laughing again: "Haha, you finally laughed, then you are not angry, right?" ”
Wen Ya looked at Biao Zi and said with a smile: "Hooligans, what are you talking about?" ”
Biaozi saw that Wen Ya was not angry, he was also much more relieved, he patted his stomach and said, "Okay, please, don't be angry, am I wrong?" I'll never let you answer the phone again. ”
Wen Ya became serious this time, looked at Biaozi and said, "Was that your wife just now?" Are you married? ”
"Ahh What the? What did you say? Don't scare me, I'm still a virgin? How can I get married? I don't even have a girlfriend right now. Biaozi said helplessly.
"Who was that just now? How does it look like it's your wife? Wen Ya said in disbelief.
Biaozi told himself and the fat girl how he misunderstood himself, he shook his head and said: "No way, if this person carries it, he will stuff his teeth when he drinks cold water." ”
"You can't just be afraid of hurting her, if you really don't like people, you can't always be so ambiguous, that will only bring more harm to others, you still have to make it clear to others, you can't do this." Wen Ya looked at Biaozi and said.
"I want to say it too, but how do I say it? I really don't want to hurt anyone. Biaozi touched the back of his head and said.
"That's not good, as the saying goes, long pain is better than short pain, if you don't say it this time, you are giving people a hope, if you disappoint others, then they will definitely not be able to stand it, and then you will hurt others even more." Wen Ya said again.
"Okay, I'll make it clear to her when I have time." Biaozi nodded and said.
"Aren't you hungry?" Wen Ya looked at Biaozi and said.
"Oh, I'm hungry, I'm really hungry, I'm dying of hunger." Biaozi looked at Wenya and mentioned that he was hungry, he was really hungry.
"This meal is cold, I'd better go out and buy you a new one." Wen Ya said as she watched the food cold.
"Don't be so troublesome, it's okay, as long as you bought it for me, let alone cold, I ate all the poison." Biaozi snatched the food from Wen Ya's hand and said.
"What do you say? Can I poison you? If I poison you, you're doing something to me that shouldn't have happened. Wen Ya said with a blank look.
"Hehe, how could it be? I believe that you will not hurt me, and I believe in you. Biaozi looked at Wen Ya with a smile and said.
"That's not necessarily, if you treat me badly, if you bully me, I'll really poison you." Wen Ya looked at Biaozi and said.
"What do you say? Bad for you? Bullying you? When Biaozi heard these words, he thought about it, could this be the legendary promise.
"No, don't worry, how can I treat you badly, I ...... It's too late. The words in the middle of the biaozi were not spoken.
"What do you say? You...... What does that mean? Wen Ya glared at Biaozi and said.
"It's okay, I'm eating, I'm eating, today's meal is really delicious." Biaozi said with a smile.
Today's meal was brought by Wen Ya herself, and they don't know where to be happy, or if this Wen Ya is good to herself.
"Eat it, I'll go get you a bottle of water, the apples on the table are all oxidized, you see if you can eat it, don't eat it if you can't eat it, I'll peel another one for you later." Wenya carried the water bottle and prepared to go to fetch water.
"Okay, I got it." Biaozi said as he looked at the back of Wen Ya leaving.
Biaozi's heart is as sweet as honey, he is very happy, which Bodhisattva he has blessed today, he can be treated like this today, he is really happy.
After finishing her meal, Biaozi picked up the discolored apple on the table and nibbled on it.
He usually doesn't like to eat apples very much, but today this apple is different, although it is a little oxidized, but this is made by someone he likes, and he still feels that this apple is as sweet as honey, and it is very delicious.
It didn't take a few minutes for him to finish the big apple, he picked up the phone, and added the fat girl's number to refuse the call, he didn't want the fat girl to find himself now, and when he was injured, he wanted to find a time to talk to the fat girl, Wen Ya was right, this can't be delayed any longer, such a thing is not to be solved by delaying. (To be continued......)