Chapter 676: A Fat Man Like a God

The voice was soft and felt by himself. But in the ears of Han Yu and the rat monkey, it was as if someone was holding a drum kit and knocking it in their ears a few times!

The rat monkey was taken aback, and said with a smile: "We, let's look for it right away, look for it right away!" ”

"Oh, then hurry up, when you find me, I'll look for you again!" The fat man retracted his head and continued to look at the sky!

Han Yu lowered his voice a little depressed and said, "Rat Monkey, what's going on here?" ”

"Didn't I inquire about the whereabouts of the snuffbox? Later, a younger brother inquired that someone had seen the dean here and seemed to have taken this thing, so I rushed here, but I didn't want to, but I met him. Here, at first, it was an orphanage, and later it was converted into a mental hospital! ”

"I'm asking him! Where did he come from? Han Yu pointed to the sculpture fat man.

His arm is still a little sore now, what is the fat man's skin made of, is it bulletproof?

The rat monkey cried and said, "I don't know, but when I came in, I met him." Then the guy here played hide and seek with me. Whoever loses, who will be beaten, boss, look at it, look at it, my legs here are about to break! ”

Han Yu has also discovered that the rat monkey was obviously not ordinarily miserable. Half of the teeth in his mouth have been lost, and the other half of his face has bulged. His feet were swollen and unshapely.

"And what about the old man you are talking about?" Han Yu asked.

"You're talking about our dean, right? Our dean has successfully upgraded to a Golden Saint Seiya to protect the universe! When did I become a Golden Saint Seiya, I will also go with our dean! The fat man stuck his head over again.

Gold Saint Seiya?

Han Yu was full of black lines, but he also found that the fat man here was not incapable of communicating!

So, he said tentatively, "Fatty, can you take us to your dean?" ”

"That's not good, we haven't played hide and seek yet! Unless, you can find me! He shrank back as he spoke.

Nima, you've been talking to me several times right under my nose, and I still can't find you? Am I blind?

Han Yu took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down: "Okay, then I'll go to you first, you're ready!" ”

As he spoke, he turned left and right, and then grabbed the fat man's hand: "Hey, I found you!" ”

"Ah, it's true, how did you find me? I've been invisible just now, can you still see it? ”

Han Yu only felt that his IQ seemed to be plummeting, he shook his head busily, and said dryly: "That, I found you, let's play hide and seek and don't continue for now." Let me ask you first, what kind of martial arts are you practicing here? ”

"What is martial arts?" The fat man frowned.

Han Yu's body shook a little, and he said softly: "That's it, the one you used to beat people just now!" ”

As he spoke, he also made two punches and kicks!

"You people here, why do you talk without a beginning or an end? Can't you make it clearer? That's not called martial arts, it's called ancient martial arts! The fat man glanced at Han Yu with disdain.

Han Yu's eyes lit up slightly, and he said with a smile: "Ah yes, ancient martial arts, then what ancient martial arts are you practicing?" ”

"Our dean said that you can't just tell others!" The fat man said dryly.

"Then your body here, ah no, it's a bronze holy robe, how did you practice it?" Han Yu is clear about the sharpness of Tiance, but the fat man here can actually block it with his legs, what does it mean here? It shows that the density of this guy's flesh is at least no worse than that of a stone!

"Let me think about it!" The fat man's little eyebrows were raised, as if he was really thinking.

Han Yu's heart beat uncontrollably twice, if there is really a way to practice like this, then in the future, Lao Tzu will not go sideways?

"Ah, I remember!"

Han Yu's spirit was shocked, and he looked at it with hope on his face.

"I remember!"

Han Yu's eyes widened.

"I remember!" The fat man's voice was already roaring: "Why don't you ask me later?" ”

Is there a wall next to it? I'm going to die! Han Yu blinked his already painful eyes twice, and said with a smile: "What about later?" ”

He was really worried that the fat man would say another sentence I wouldn't tell you, really, if that was the case, he estimated that he would also go to a mental hospital to recuperate for a while.

"Not later, it's before! Once upon a time, there was a research institute here, and once, we captured a monster that destroyed the universe! It hummed and arched around every day, and rolled all over the ground. Later, we started to roll around with it here, and as a glorious Saint Seiya, we can't afford to lose the face of humanity! ”

Yes, you have disgraced the faces of mankind! Han Yu lowered his head, gently drew a circle on the ground with his feet, and didn't speak!

"That monster tickles the ground every day! I rub it too, because I'm determined to beat it! So, I spend my days with it. ”

"That monster of yours, what does it look like?"

"Like pigs! Our dean said that the monster was a pig! ”

Learn from pigs? Han Yu obviously felt that his brain was a little insufficient, he continued to lower his head, and said weakly: "Then what about after you rub the itch?" ”

The fat man threw him a roll of his eyes and said disdainfully: "The body is all scratched, of course it has to be medicated!" ”

"Medicine?" Han Yu was stunned, he didn't expect him to have a kind of common sense of life here!

"Well, from your confused eyes, I can see that you are poor in knowledge! As a man, how can you not have some knowledge? ”

The fat man sighed lightly, turned around and walked behind the tree, and when he came out again, there was already a black iron gadget in his hand.

Han Yu looked at it calmly, damn, this is not the guillotine commonly used in the countryside in the past, used to process forage for livestock.

However, this is obviously a large one, and it belongs to the kind of equipment that requires several people to work together to make forage. The kind of knife that Bao Black Charcoal used to kill people on TV is estimated to be one size smaller than this.

The guillotine was more than half a man tall, and at its thickest point, it was as thick as a child's fist. The whole body is dark, with only the other side appearing whitish. There was only room for his thirty-horse hand to hold a circle at the handle.

However, at this time, in the hands of the fat man, it is similar to the feeling he feels when he holds Tiance!

"What do you want to do?" As soon as he saw this thing, Han Yu felt for the first time that his heavenly strategy was so fragile.

However, if the fat man here wants to kill him, it will not be so easy.

really fighting, Han Yu didn't believe it, he couldn't kill a fat man with a bad head!

"Shhhh As he spoke, the guillotine in his hand fell down lightly, and the cement floor was suddenly inserted by him, not counting here, there were cracks around almost at the same time!

The fat man's hand was lightly pinched, and suddenly, a piece of ground the size of a basketball was picked up by him. The destructive power of this guy is stronger than that machine that destroys the ground!

Han Yu looked at the chrysanthemum tightly, but found that the fat man had already kicked towards the ground as big as a blue ball.

It was cement, sand and stones, and it had been a long time since it was as solid as a stone, but when I kicked him, I was suddenly shattered!

A faint cloud of smoke and dust suddenly drifted away.

The fat man lay directly on the ground, and then gently beckoned to Han Yu. He also said in an unprecedented subtle voice: "Look! ”

Han Yu squatted down lightly and found nothing. Could it be that his perspective is more unique?

After thinking about it for a while, Han Yu finally couldn't resist the temptation to become stronger, and also fell down. There's no one here anyway, so there's no shame.

"See? They are medicines. I'm using them to wipe myself up! The fat man smiled and pointed to the sand inside, and said proudly.

Han Yu's eyes bulged suddenly, and he couldn't help but think of a person covered in blood but rolling in the sand. Damn, isn't this a wild boar?

"Huh? Why are you lying down? Could it be that you, like me, can't squat? The fat man suddenly found that Han Yu was also lying on his stomach, and asked a little strangely!

Han Yu's old face turned red, damn, he's only been with the fat man here for a few minutes, and his IQ here is obviously no longer bottom!

He hurriedly jumped up and glared at the rat monkey fiercely, and the warning contained in it was self-evident!

However, at this time, the rat monkey couldn't care about mocking Han Yu, he was thinking about a philosophical question, is there a crazy self hidden in people's minds, or are people themselves crazy, and they only need a chance to release it completely?

In his opinion, Han Yu is gradually getting on par with the fat man!

"What else did you do besides medicine?" Han Yu asked again with some unwillingness.

"Hehe, I won't tell you, our holy clothes can't touch the water!" The fat man smiled and said proudly.

Han Yushengsheng was depressed by his answer, and his depressed thoughts paused, before he reacted, and he said carefully: "You, haven't you taken a bath for a long time?" ”

"What is a bath?"

"Just scrub your body clean with water!"

"Nonsense, that will make the holy clothes rusty, so I don't want to take a bath!"

Han Yu rolled his eyes, yes, he finally knew how to practice this kung fu that even the Heavenly Strategy couldn't break the defense.

The feeling is to polish yourself like a wild boar, and then use decades to precipitate the essence without bathing and using the years, so the bronze suit protects the body!

Those who send flowers will be given bronze holy clothes, and they will fight the world with black clothes, quack......