Chapter 176: Heavy Duty
In Nantianmen Square, a man with a fierce face and a guitar on his back came to a very broad girl with a large bouquet of flowers. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info",
Sang Zhiheng, who was standing on the side, had a twitch in his heart, and said secretly: Nurse, is this Chang'e?
Without waiting for Sang Zhiheng to ask, a heavenly soldier with a spear standing next to Sang Zhiheng said to himself: "Emma, Chang'e, a dead house girl, knows all day long that she hides in the Guanghan Palace, plays video games, reads comics, and eats snacks, and is as fat as a pig, how could the king of heaven take a fancy to her?" ”
It can be seen that the subordinates of the magic sea also feel that this is not a good marriage.
Sang Zhiheng frowned, and suddenly understood a truth!
Zhu Bajie is a pig, does he have to look like a pig? Chang'e is as fat as a pig, which seems reasonable!
Of course, it is very difficult for the monkey to appreciate the beauty of the sow, but it is also an incredible thing for the magic sea to be able to look at the fat girl Chang'e.
"Together! Together! ”
Before the magic sea could start singing, the people around him began to shout.
The fat girl Chang'e frowned and looked at the guy kneeling in front of her, there was no trace of surprise and joy on her face, but three points of shyness and seven points of anger.
"Write me a letter......" Magic Sea pretended to be melancholy, took off the guitar hanging on his back, and sang affectionately as he talked.
As soon as he opened his voice, the people around him were already excited.
"It's so good, it's a beautiful singing!"
"Heavenly Court needs such courageous boys!"
"Love is free! Freedom to marry! Heavenly Court must be reformed! Why can't immortals fall in love? Why can't immortals get married? We have worked hard to become immortals, and as a result, we have come to heaven with so many rules and precepts, what is the point of coming here? We want to be free! ”
"Together! Together! Be free! Be free! ”
Listening to the shouts of the immortals in the surrounding heavenly realm, Sang Zhiheng vaguely felt that these residents in the heavenly court were not very happy.
The sea of magic sang very attentively, singing to the high notes. The face is distorted as if I can't poop after three days of constipation.
However, just when everyone was moved by the magic sea, suddenly, the fat girl Chang'e flew up and kicked heavily at the magic sea's chest.
"It's too ugly, don't scare me in the future!"
After speaking, Chang'e swished up a cloud in mid-air, and then flew in the direction of Guanghan Palace.
Everyone was taken aback by this sudden change, the whole scene was quiet, and everyone's attention was not visible to Chang'e. It's all on the magic sea again.
It can be seen that the magic sea is very sad.
"What are you doing? What are you doing! ”
Suddenly, there was a noise not far away, and the people gathered in the square ran away in fright, shouting loudly as they ran.
"The relevant departments are here! Run! ”
"Run, they're coming!"
Sang Zhiheng was stunned again, he was a member of the relevant department. I didn't expect my organization to be so popular in the Heavenly Realm, and as soon as it appeared, it was immediately cleared!
"Magic Sea, we received a report from Youxian. said that you were teasing Chang'e in public...... Let's not talk about anything else, don't you know that immortals can't fall in love? In accordance with the provisions of Article 1234, Paragraph 96 of the Heavenly Court Public Security Administration Punishment Regulations. When immortals fall in love, they want to descend to the immortal level! A fine of 500,000 points! ”
The sea of magic saw that one in front of him was wearing a red armband, followed by four who were also wearing red armbands. The guy with the cuckold on his head immediately became nervous.
"This, this, I'm not in love!"
The man wearing a red armband and a tunic looked up and down at the sea of magic and circled around him: "This is not called falling in love, so what is it called?" ”
Magic Hai's face was covered with sweat, but he couldn't find a suitable excuse.
"This is not called falling in love, falling in love is a matter of two people being together and then that, and the magic sea did not ask for Miss Chang'e's consent at all, and there was no relationship between the two of them, so they can't be called a love relationship! It can't be called a romantic relationship, and there is no love between them! They are not in love, so you can't punish the sea of magic either! ”
When Magic Hai heard this, he was busy wiping his sweat and glanced at Sang Zhiheng with a grateful face.
"Yes, yes, I confessed to Chang'e, but the other party didn't pay attention to me at all, this is not called falling in love at all!"
"Hehe, yes, as I just said...... Hey, by the way, which unit of yours, didn't become a god, why did you run to the sky? ”
Sang Zhiheng has long heard Liu Milk Tea say that the identity in the sky is checked tightly, and those who encounter identity checks must take out their organization VIP membership card and Three Realms bank card.
So, Sang Zhiheng hurriedly took out the two identity documents he was carrying with him and handed them to the green hat wearing a red armband.
"If you want to drink, you're still a colleague! Who introduced you to the organization? ”
"It's Liu Milk Tea."
When the red armband heard it, he was happy, looked Sang Zhiheng up and down, and nodded incessantly: "Not bad, not bad, your brain is very smart, you completed the task of Liu Milk Tea to find yacon?" ”
"I did it!" Unexpectedly, this guy also knew that he had completed the task of finding yacon.
The red armband looked back at the sea of magic and said viciously: "Boy, I will spare you today, and don't let me see you in the future!" Also, when you meet someone from our organization in the future, it's a clever eye! ”
The sea of magic was sweating profusely, wiping his forehead and nodding.
The red armband took Sang Zhiheng to an office in the headquarters of the relevant department, and then left the others, leaving only Sang Zhiheng himself.
"I think you are more capable than Liu Milk Tea, there was something I planned to let Liu Milk Tea do, but I think he is too timid, he can't take a step, and he can't make a big deal! Boy, I'm optimistic about you! ”
Sang Zhiheng frowned, looking at this guy who he still didn't know who his name was.
"Are you optimistic about me? What do you think I'm doing? ”
"Save the planet!"
When Sang Zhiheng heard this, he was taken aback.
"Poof! Saving the earth is such an important thing, I think you should let Ultraman and them do it, I just want to go back to my Taizi Village to be my little farmer. ”
However, the red armband looked at Sang Zhiheng with a serious face: "Do you know who I am?" ”
"I don't know." Sang Zhiheng shook his head and said.
"Tell you, I'm Ultraman!"
"Poof!" Sang Zhiheng felt that this Heavenly Court was really terrifying.
"You, you, Ultraman? Isn't that a foreigner? "To be exact, Ultraman is an island country, and Heavenly Court seems to be the office of Huaxia Kingdom in the heavenly realm.
"Yes, in the human world, Ultraman is an island country, but in the heavenly world, Ultraman belongs to the eastern world. There are only two sects in the Heavenly Realm, the Eastern World and the Western World! Now, the eastern world of the human world is about to fall into chaos, and if the eastern part of the human world is in chaos, the whole world will also be chaotic, and if the human world is in chaos, the heavenly world will also be chaotic, the three realms will be chaotic, and the whole world will be finished! It's horrible! Friend, the task of saving the world is up to you! ”
Seeing the seriousness of the other party's face, Sang Zhiheng had some subtle changes in his heart! (To be continued.) )u