Chapter 301 Food Stalls Interesting Facts

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The river water in summer is very hot and dry, although it is not as hot and stuffy as those stove cities, but it is also very annoying, only in the evening it is slightly better, there is a cool breeze blowing gently, although it is an itch in the boots, it is better than nothing, the happiest people in this kind of weather are the many businesses that operate food stalls, Jiang Feng and Zhou Peining Shang Tinglu also went to the food stalls to drink some beer and enjoy the coolness.

When it comes to drinking beer at food stalls, this is a grand scene in Jiangshui City, and this is generally the case. Groups of men with a caliper or pure bald head shape, take off the vest on the body and put it diagonally on the shoulders, only wearing big shorts, and the position of the shorts is also very particular, if you mention the chest up it is a cannon, you must expose the navel eyes outside, this is the big brother of society, of course, the big brothers must pull the slippers, must not wear shoes that fit, how not chic and how unpretentious, must walk and shake the two shoulders, of course, Not to mention the girls wearing suspender hot pants and sunglasses to accompany the big brother, the big brothers must speak as if no one is shouting five or six, the girls are also unscrupulous laughter, when they drink too much, they cry again, everyone sits in front of the barbecue stall and parallel goods stall in the food stall, while enjoying the cool while drinking some small beer to relieve fatigue, the so-called big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecues a day.

The food stalls are bustling, there is green smoke from the barbecue stove everywhere, the choking smell is mixed with a hint of meat aroma, sitting in front of the square wooden table full of oil stains, come to a platter of boiled peanuts and boiled edamame, and then ask for a few skewers of mutton skewers, and then a roast duck neck, fry a plate of old turtle lid, and then match some scallops and snails, and then a plate of fried squid, of course, the most indispensable thing is the sheep whip, the appetizers are complete, and the large amount of wine directly buys two barrels of draft beer, The small amount of alcohol directly carried a few bottles of steaming river beer from the bucket, and did not need to drink a slighter, how uncourageous, directly either bite with teeth or pry with chopsticks to open, the bottle cap fell on the broken wood table and snapped back and forth, and then it was a sparse clinking glass, a deep mouthful of deep feelings and shallow licking, and then began to talk about their abilities and abilities, this big brother said that the idea was too sassy in the past two days, and he lost a small 20,000 last night by pushing pai gow, and my brother looked at it like this is not the case. I took 20,000 yuan with the red one, he **, lost again, it happened that my brother was also sleepy, and went home to sleep with his grandmother and grandson, and the eldest brother who lost money is not to say that the eldest brother's own card skills stink, but to highlight that the eldest brother is rich and the eldest brother is bold, and the eldest brother is bold, of course, it is not enough to borrow other people's money, and the matter of being collected by others in Tibet is absolutely impossible to say. After the big brother finished speaking, the brothers immediately began to express their opinions, and the little brother on the left will say: "Big brother, are they going to work (cheat)", the little brother on the right snapped the draft beer cup on the table, stood up menacingly, stepped on the stool with one foot, and the golden rooster on the other leg was independent, and the big hand like a fan slapped the table, and the other hand picked up the beer bottle, and howled: "He scolded the next door, **** playing with three indiscriminate things, Cut his adopted son's brain and fart to see if he dares to fight with our brothers."

At this time, the eldest brother will raise his hand and signal the angry younger brother to sit down, and the younger brother will definitely not sit down like this, and will blush and pull his neck thickly and shout: "Big brother, you don't care about me, you just say that they are playing tricks (or cheating), right?" If you want to say yes, brother, I'm going to cut him now, I don't need you to do it, brother and I can just go alone", the little brother on the left will also echo and shout.

At this time, the eldest brother will definitely not agree to let the younger brother go alone, so won't this drama be impossible? . The eldest brother will have a gloomy face and frown and stare at the angry little brother, isn't this a stalemate? How is the situation going?. Don't worry, everyone, nothing happens, there are actors next to them who haven't appeared on the stage, the girls who followed the big brothers to be lively are now coming in handy, a girl will stand up with a white face and pull the angry little brother, the sisters' lines are generally like this, "XXX (the name is generally two stunned, three old crooked, four tigers), what are you bluffing?" Why do you owe it? Big brother didn't speak, where is it obvious to you? Hurry up and sit down, don't be ashamed."

The younger brothers are all men who "dare to fight", how can a woman be calm? He scolded the one next door, and the younger brother immediately aimed the muzzle at the girl who spoke, blew his beard and glared: "Can you old ladies take care of the affairs of the old man?" Look at you stinky day by day, what are you stinging, what are you sucking, it's."

At this time, the girl will fight back, and immediately said with her teeth and claws: "XX (the name is still two stunned, three old crooked, four tigers, and it may also be three fat people), who are you *** talking about?" Have you smelled it? Why don't you go home and smell your mother's commotion? If your mother isn't sassy, how can she give birth to such a tiger thing as you? ”。

Now it's okay, the original unanimous external war has been changed to a civil war, at this time, the big brother of the civil war layman must speak, immediately slammed a wine bottle, and shouted: "All his ** sit down for me, you haven't been cured yet?" ”。

As soon as the eldest brother spoke, the effect was really not covered, whether it was the younger brother or the younger sister, they all sat down honestly, but they still looked at each other angrily, and the eldest brother would then say: "Let's just come out today to drink some wine and have fun, don't give me the whole thing in those (four tones) Grand, all of them drink, drink."

As soon as the eldest brother spoke, the little brothers and sisters all picked up their cups and clinked glasses, and began to drink again, even if the matter was over after drinking for a while, although the little brother and little sister who had a relationship just now are still glaring angrily, but don't worry, the two of them promise to play together tomorrow, and then continue to fight, and then play together the next day, and see you endlessly.

At this time, you will generally meet other people on the road outside the food stalls, and the eldest brother will see that he is a friend on the road, so what else is there to say, and the big man began to shout: "XXX (the name may be Wang Cripple, Zhao Lao Maozi, or Li Erzhu, etc.). Come here, come here, have a drink, there's everything here."

The big brother of society walking outside, for the time being, call Wang Cripple, Wang Cripple will definitely raise his hand and shout as loudly as possible while gesturing: "XXX, it's you, you drink here, you drink, who told me to go to his side to drink, I'm leaving." There is a reason why Wang Cripple said this, which proves that our brother Wang has friends all over the world, and someone invites us to eat when he sits at home. , Doesn't it prove that we have a big face if someone invites us to dinner?

This everyone's nickname is very particular, and it is important to pay attention to the distinction. The younger brother level is generally a digital code, such as the one mentioned above, the second stunned, the third old crooked, etc., the eldest brother with a slightly higher status must highlight a certain part of the body or personality, so that it is eye-catching (eye-catching) Of course, the person who calls the name Wang Lame is not necessarily really lame, it is likely that he was bitten by a dog when he was a child, and his legs were not very sharp for two days, and he was called lame by others. Although he is no longer lame now, he can still trot and jump, but this nickname is kept, and he can be called until he dies.

The original social big brother (temporarily replace it with Zhao Lao Maozi), Zhao Lao Maozi will generally respond immediately with a white face: "I'll wipe it, what do you mean, Wang Cripple?" Where to drink and not to drink? What's the matter, do you think we have bad wine and food here, or look down on my brother and don't want to drink with our brother, if you don't have a good line, let's let the shopkeeper change immediately, if you look down on your brother, let's code people (gather a group of little brothers), step on it (make an appointment with a time and place to fight), if it really doesn't work, I will go to your house to find your brother and sister to chat, ask your brother and sister, is our old Zhao a man."

Speaking of which, a new war could have been imminent, but it was impossible. Zhao Lao Maozi kindly asked you to drink, although the language lacked elegance and a bit provocative, but this proves that Zhao Lao Maozi is sincerely inviting you to drink, and it is definitely not hypocritical. But no matter what, Zhao Lao Maozi has already issued a challenge, won't Wang Cripple lose face if he doesn't accept the offer? But what about taking the offer, doesn't it turn a good thing into a bad thing? So how do you untie this dilemma? There must be a way, and the key to solving the problem lies in the last sentence that Zhao Lao Maozi said. All the officials have found out that the last sentence of Zhao Lao Maozi is logically wrong, and if you want to prove whether you Zhao Lao Maozi is a gentleman, then you should go back and ask your own wife, how can you ask the wife of the lame king? Could it be that you Zhao Lao Maozi and the wife of the lame man Wang have something to do? Isn't this a self-confession?

According to this routine, Wang Lame should be suspicious, but Wang Lame will definitely not doubt it, not that Wang Lame is confident or that he doubts Zhao Lao Maozi's ability, but that he will not think about this aspect at all. This is caused by long-term habits of thinking, if the officials want me to explain, then it will be a long story, this is completely the constraints of the rule that brothers and wives cannot be bullied, and the hooligans in the nineties, especially the middle hooligans who have a bit of status but are not big bastards, still pay attention to their own set of moral bottom lines, and the friends and wives cannot be bullied is one of the very important ones. Why is it limited to the range of medium hooligans? Because the hooligans at this level don't have too strong skills, they all rely on each other's face, so they want to evaluate their character, especially their prestige and character on the road.

The little hooligans are different, they don't have face at all, so their friend's wife rode and rode it, it's a big deal to run away, I couldn't get along here, the tree moved the dead and the people lived, just went out for a walk.

And the big hooligans generally don't go into battle in person to be ruthless, and people don't have to rely on face to mix, the big hooligans rely on real strength. With the end of primitive accumulation, more big hooligans metamorphosed into merchants, which is the legendary whitewashing. If you want to get anyone after whitewashing, you can generally spend money, that is, find a guy who is born and lack of money to do it, and arrange for these people to fly away after they are done. The bigwigs who are a little higher than this level simply do not look for these unscrupulous people to do it, but use the money to treat guests and give gifts, and stuff the money into the bags of the bigwigs who have the final say in the public procuratorate and judicial department, especially the GA Bureau, which have the final say in the official face, so that in less than two days, a wind of hard work will definitely blow, and his opponent will definitely follow this wind into the bureau to eat two days in prison. Some people may ask, isn't it said in law? There must be a crime to arrest someone, how can you arrest someone casually if there is no crime? This doesn't bother you to worry about, people just play with the law, how can they not understand the law? There will definitely be a crime and the crime is easy to find, you can always find it if you look through the things of the previous years, the goose flowing water must hook up the old ice row, and the radish must be pulled out of the mud. Even if there is really no charge, it doesn't matter, didn't the Qin Hui seniors seven or eight hundred years ago invent the charge of "unwarranted", which is not a crime? It's still applicable today, so you can let this kid help with the investigation first.

As for when this opponent will come out of the bureau, it doesn't depend on whether he is guilty or not, but depends on whether this kid understands things, whether he has the money to pay tribute or can find other more powerful characters to resolve. Of course, it would be easy to find a higher-level person with real power, and it would be easy to solve it with just a phone call, but if it was just to send money, it would depend on the amount of money. But even if he sends money, the amount is in place, and he can't be free right away, it depends on whether the person who gets him in adds money, if he doesn't add money, then forget it, he can be released in two days, if people add money, then it will be more than anyone's money, this is to eat the plaintiff and eat the defendant. These bigwigs who can do life-and-death things, what kind of thing is it to occupy one or two other people's wives? .

Having said all this, how do you untie this knot? It's still on the wife of the lame king. With a few exchanges between you and me, Wang Cripple had already entered the food stall between words, came to Zhao Lao Maozi's table, sat down on the spot, sighed and scolded: "Don't mention the loser in our family, he scolded the one next door, didn't I buy a Xiali car two days ago?" This old lady of the loser has to drive to the riverside for a ride, isn't he **, doesn't he just want to show off with their gang of old ladies? I didn't expect to hit the telephone pole as soon as I went out, and the headlights and hood of the car were smashed, and I couldn't repair it.

In this way, Zhao Lao Maozi and Wang Cripple both began to scold the losers, and the duel was wrong, and then it was another meal to clink glasses, seeing that the peanuts on the table were only left with peanut skins, and the meat skewers and kidneys were only left with skewers, and then they would spark, but this gathering of the two social brothers was not over, drinking wine, drinking like no food, which had to mention several very representative characteristics of ruthless people, drinking wine and not eating vegetables, shirtless and tie-tie, bicycle eighty miles, The big girl's milk is exposed, and these four people must hide when they meet.

It's another dark drink, and finally the wine bottle is poured into a mess, and the big brothers have to go back to their own homes to find their own smashes (scientific name is milk-room), but to settle the bill, if you don't settle the bill, leave that isn't it a robbery? What a bad impact this will have on the prestige of the big brother in society, so it must be paid, but how to pay, who will pay is another question, and the two big brothers in society immediately began to quarrel again.

The boss of the food stall cautiously stared at the two social brothers to pay, and the next show started again.

Zhao Lao Maozi will say: "Don't stop anyone, I will invite this wine today, whoever robs me will look down on me, don't blame me for being anxious."

Another social eldest brother, Wang Cripple, immediately glared and retorted: "Lao Zhao, what are you doing?" Who can't? What difference can it make if you invite us or I invite you? ”。

Zhao Lao Maozi was dissatisfied when he heard this, and pushed Zhao Lao Maozi and said, "You give me a step, you have a lot of money?" ”。

At this time, the competition began again, and Wang Cripple immediately took out a stack of tickets, with a face value of one hundred, a face value of fifty, and two five-cent ones, and two steel hammers with a face value of two cents in his pocket that were not taken out. Wang Cripple pinched the ticket in one hand and hit the mausoleum ruins, and immediately blushed and said with a thick neck: "What do you mean, Lao Zhao, this is not money?" What's the matter, it's not enough for our buddies to drink, how much is this J8 head cat urine worth? Dude, the Xiali car can afford to drive, please don't have the money for two pounds of beer (not the unit in the popular sense, but the pronunciation of the word "bottle") beer? ”。

Zhao Lao Maozi immediately became anxious, and waved his hand to greet the younger brother: "That, who is who, the second stunned, the third old crooked, the fourth tiger, drag your brother Wang aside for me, what kind of thing is this (note that this sentence is an inverted sentence, who said that hooligans are uneducated?) ）”。

The lame man shouted and scolded while resisting: "Zhao Lao Maozi, wipe your blood grandma-, what are you doing here?" There are too many people to bully too little? What's up? Want to do it all at once? Why don't we step on it, and the east wind blows the war drums to see who is afraid of whom? ”。

Although Wang Cripple "resisted desperately", he was still invincible with two fists and four feet, the good man couldn't stand the crowd, and the good tiger couldn't stand the wolves (the three phrases mainly highlighted Wang Cripple's determination to resist), and finally he was dragged out, and it was not bad to rush to pay like the lame, and some people began to drink too much when they saw that they were going to pay.

After Zhao Lao Maozi drove Wang Cripple away, he should have paid for it, but when he came, he didn't bring any money at all when he was shirtless and wearing slippers, so he would call the boss over and tell the boss confidently: "What, Lao XXX (boss's surname), this wine will be recorded in my account first, and it will be counted together in two days."

The boss definitely disagreed, but he didn't dare to say it, so he could only be silent with a bitter face, Zhao Lao Maozi was also a big brother, and he was immediately unhappy, so he grabbed the boss's collar and asked sharply: "What's the matter?" Look, you mean that our old Zhao can't afford to drink? I came to your house to drink because I looked at you like a person, don't feel uncomfortable."

PS: Today's chapter is a bit special, brothers, don't scold me, this situation is often staged, do you have an impression of the children's shoes who have been to the food stalls? Anyway, I'm a common man.