Chapter 230: Beat the Reservoir Dogs
"Giving away plastic fake roses is also too insincere, and it is a blasphemy against love! Your so-called love is just like this plastic fake rose, it's fake at all, right? Yang Bin's few words immediately attracted the camera lens to him.
The audience, who was originally quiet because of Xu Shaowen's affectionate confession, began to make noise again at this moment, and now they can't tell whether this performance is real or fake, anyway, it's so exciting! When you go back, be sure to tell people you haven't seen!
Xu Shaowen was so angry that his eyes glared at Yang Bin, and his eyes were about to pop out, so that Nima's plastic fake rose could be hidden in the flesh-colored silk sleeve of his arm! Fresh roses, a bunch of thorns, you have the ability to turn a branch out for me!
Unfortunately, he was right again. It's not a branch, it's a bunch.
"If you want to send roses to your lover, you must send a whole bouquet of freshly picked roses with dewdrops, which is the interpretation and celebration of beautiful love! I'll teach you more today! When Yang Bin spoke, one hand grabbed it in the air, and a whole bundle of bundled red roses instantly appeared in his hand, and then with a very elegant movement, Yang Bin handed the roses to Tang Ying.
It's amazing!
Even the host and cameraman at the scene were amazed together, Xu Shaowen, who was kneeling on one knee, glanced at the plastic fake rose in his hand, and then looked at the bouquet of fresh roses in Yang Bin's hand that was conjured out of thin air.
Bang Bang Bang! Slapped in the face again! The hit was louder than the ten hits I had just knelt on the ground and hit with my own hands!
Tang Ying was also amazed.
No woman would refuse a rose sent in such a way, romantic and mysterious, and too lethal for a woman.
Moreover, it also solved the embarrassment that she was forced into a corner just now and whether to pick up Xu Shaowen's rose.
No woman would choose that plastic fake rose at this time, and give up the incomparably beautiful bouquet of fresh roses in front of her.
This is romance, this is love.
"Thank you." Tang Ying reached out and took the rose in her arms, and expressed her gratitude to Yang Bin in a low voice.
At that time, when the rose was bought from the little girl's hand, there was still dew on it, and after being placed in the mezzanine space, it remained in the same state as when it was put in, and it was still very beautiful. The bouquet of roses that the little girl picked and tied with great care was very beautiful and touching. If Tang Ying didn't wear sunglasses and a mask at the moment, she must be more beautiful.
"If you accept the rose, you promise to marry Binbin?" Zheng Ying lost no time in teasing Tang Ying.
Among all the people present, Zheng Ying was the most excited at the moment, she knew that Yang Bin did all this for her. Looking at the scene of Xu Shaowen's son, who had been invincible and used his status to blackmail her and her husband, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed and slapped himself just now, and the knot in her heart that had been hidden in her heart for more than two years was finally completely untied.
What she wants is actually just a punishment for Xu Shaowen, and as for the loss of 40,000 yuan, it is no longer important to her now. The punishment and humiliation Xu Shaowen received tonight has far exceeded her previous expectations, and all of this was given to her by Yang Bin.
Tang Ying blushed and didn't speak, her mask and sunglasses concealed her panic at the moment. Of course she knew the symbolism of the roses, and she also realized that it seemed a little abrupt to accept Yang Bin's bouquet of roses just now, but she had already accepted it, and she couldn't return it.
Moreover, she did not want to return it either.
At this moment, this bouquet of beautiful roses made her sigh at Yang Bin's magic at the same time, and her inner feelings for him also quietly changed. Women are all animals with a sense of surname, and the most unbearable thing is romance, just now Yang Bin conjured up a bouquet of roses with his empty hands and then sent it to her, it feels really romantic, and it is impossible not to touch her heart that has been sealed for a long time.
"Don't be envious, come on, come on! One bouquet per lady for all ladies! ”
Just when Tang Ying's heart was surging and moved by romance, Yang Bin grabbed it in his hand, grabbed a bouquet of roses and sent it to Zheng Ying's arms; Then another bundle was sent to Li Tianzhen's arms; In the end, even the female staff member who was standing next to the host received a bouquet.
Seeing this scene, Tang Ying was suddenly defeated, and almost hit her forehead on the table...... Can you not let romance and emotion devalue so quickly, okay?
Completely speechless to him.
…… The tragic scene was smashed again, the fake rose was disgraced, Xu Shaowen felt like a clown at the moment, everything he did was like a joke, his whole life was a failure, and he would never have the face to invite Tang Ying to dinner in the future. Moreover, he also changed from skeptical of his magic performance at the beginning to a complete disappointment now, and even a little angry with Lu Qian, who taught him skills.
He felt that the huge tuition fee he spent on Lu Qian looked like a scam now, and he was completely cheated! What kind of magic trick is he performing? It's a street trick, and Yang Bin's performance can be called magic!
After turning around and leaving here, it is absolutely impossible for Xu Shaowen to let Yang Bin go, since this Yang Bin is a person in the system, and his father Xu Huaiting is the mayor of Yunfeng City, there are many ways to punish this Yang Bin. The hatred of snatching love and the humiliation of kneeling on the ground made Xu Shaowen's hatred for Yang Bin almost to the extent that he couldn't eat his flesh, sleep on his skin, and crush him to ashes.
Under extreme psychological anger, Xu Shaowen remembered some pranks during his usual magic training, and came up with an idea to come back with some face in public, which can be regarded as the end of today's magic show.
"Huh? Why is there a lump of shit on the top of your head? Xu Shaowen walked to Yang Bin's side, stretched out his hand, grabbed a piece of plastic shit and held it in his hand, pretending to be curious.
After being humiliated by Yang Bin five times, Xu Shaowen lost face, and his face was no longer swollen, but directly beaten and lost, so he didn't care a little anymore, and began to humiliate Yang Bin with very indiscriminate means in magic performances.
Yang Bin was stunned...... How do you know I have a shit?
Of course, just a coincidence. It just so happened that Xu Shaowen had this kind of tricky thing in the prop box.
"No wonder it stinks! So he has shit on him? The members of Xu Shaowen's team hurriedly fanned their noses very cooperatively, looking very disgusted.
"Huh? There's also a lump of shit here. Xu Shaowen stretched out his hand on Yang Bin's body and grabbed it again, and another piece of plastic dog shit appeared in his hand, as if it was grabbed from Yang Bin's body.
"He crawled out of the shit pile, right? Hahahaha...... "Xu Shaowen's members continued to coax. The videographer is also very dedicated to capturing every shot, broadcasting it all live on the huge electronic screen.
Of course, the audience also burst into laughter, and many people still think that this is a choreographed show, but they feel that this show is too choreographed, and the insults to each other are beyond the scope of normal performances.
After a while, Xu Shaowen grabbed a lot of plastic shit on Yang Bin and threw it all over the table in front of him, which made Tang Ying angry and funny. Li Tianzhen picked up a piece of plastic shit very seriously, pinched it, and studied it very carefully.
Hearing the laughter around him, Xu Shaowen finally felt a little better in his heart, and the hand he left behind could be regarded as humiliating Yang Bin and saving some face for himself.
Of course Yang Bin knew that Xu Shaowen was using magic tricks to humiliate him in public, originally Xu Shaowen knelt down and kowtowed and slapped himself just now, and then the plastic rose was exposed on the spot, Yang Bin felt that it was almost time for today to end, and decided to let go of this water dog, who knew that the water dog would not fight, and immediately jumped out and bitten people again!
Mr. Lu Xun said that he would beat the water dogs, and there is a reason.
Come and don't be rude.
How dare you humiliate me? Look how I humiliate you!
Therefore, Yang Bin stretched out his hand and touched Xu Shaowen's body, but he couldn't touch Xu Shaowen's leather jacket for a moment, and then reached out and touched Xu Shaowen's pants and belt.
Of course, Yang Bin didn't forget to add a few lines: "Great magician, the weather is still a little cold this night, why are you taking off your clothes in public?" ”
Xu Shaowen didn't know what Yang Bin was doing, but when he heard what Yang Bin said, he lowered his head and found that the leather jacket and outer pants on his body were gone, and he couldn't help but be shocked.
The people sitting around the table, as well as the host, cameraman and others, were also extremely surprised, no one could see clearly how Yang Bin took off Xu Shaowen's clothes, and they didn't know where he hid those clothes.
But he hasn't come back to his senses yet, Yang Bin has already peeled off his sweater, autumn coat and autumn pants, and stripped him so that only a pair of underwear is left, and the fat in his belly is all revealed, and his ugly figure appeared on the huge electronic screen through the camera at the scene, which couldn't help but cause a lot of boos from the audience.
The cameraman who was broadcasting live hadn't reacted at all, and was immersed in the sigh of this 'magic trick', so the camera never moved away from Yang Bin and Xu Shaowen.
The women holding a few bouquets of roses at the scene frowned together, this Xu Shaowen looked like a dog when he was wearing clothes, how could he be so ugly when he took off his clothes? The muscles of other people's abdomen can be divided into many pieces, but the fat of his abdomen is divided into many layers.
Yang Bin's hand was raised upwards and inadvertently touched Xu Shaowen's hair, but he accidentally discovered through conscious perception that Xu Shaowen was actually wearing a wig, so he touched it and couldn't touch the wig. Xu Shaowen, who had a big belly, showed the top of his bald head at this moment, he subconsciously reached out to touch the top of his head, and then glanced at Tang Ying across the table, and couldn't help but feel a little stupid.
(To be continued)