Wall knock!

Haoxue only knew this new word when he just inquired, which refers to when showing love to a woman, you might as well be tough, press her down against the wall directly, and confess domineeringly.

Because the essentials of the action are completed by relying on the wall, the process will make a "knock" sound, hence the name "wall knock".

It's really a city to play!

Haoxue checked a lot of content on the Internet, and the basic consensus is: The best way to deal with big feminism is not to be suppressed by her momentum, and to show the masculinity of the master, no matter how strong and aura the other party has, in the final analysis, she is also a woman, and blindly allowing can only make her look down on you more and more.

So, to sum it up, it's - wall knock!

Even if the situation is clear that women are strong and men are weak, as a gentleman, you can't admit this cowardice, at least when you two get along, you are the leader, and the situation cannot be reversed.

No matter how strong a woman is, she also has a complex of longing to be loved, as long as she grasps this, even if she is a queen, she can only become a finger twister in you.

Hehe, you have to "wall-knock" on your girlfriend. But Hu Qingniu and Wang Nangu have long been husband and wife, and what they need may be...... Bed knock!

Haoxue had a score in his heart, so he hid in a small room on the side and started to make a phone call.

This time, he didn't dare to let others hear the call, so he closed the door and kept his voice low.

The old military uniform felt that his cultivation for so many years was simply exhausted, and he was so angry that he walked around the room in a hurry.

If this kid doesn't come up with a reasonable explanation, Lao Tzu will have to beat him up if he doesn't shoot him!

On the contrary, it was the old man on the hospital bed, although he couldn't move or speak, but there was a flash of light in his eyes.

This young doctor, who does not look simple, although he acts in a disordered way, actually looks confident, what is the fear?

"Mr. Hu, are you sleeping?"

Haoxue had a bottom in his heart this time, and he was not as anxious as the cerebral hemorrhage just now, so he spoke in a relaxed tone.

"It's you again, what kind of hero is hiding your head and showing your tail, since you came to my Butterfly Valley, why don't you show up and see it!"

Hu Qingniu didn't sleep, he just checked the Butterfly Valley inside and out, and he didn't figure out how the mysterious figure broke in just now. is muttering, this guy actually went and returned, could it be that he had to lie to himself about the cure again?

Sure enough, Haoxue said with a smile: "If a disciple of the Ming Sect is stabbed by a poisonous needle, and in the next few months, he gradually becomes unable to move, his limbs are stiff, and his whole body is unable to move, how should he start treatment?" ”

"Humph! Who would dare to do this to my Ming Sect disciples? ”

Hu Qingniu was not fooled this time, and said perfunctory casually.

"Hehe, isn't Aunt Wang at home?"

This sentence poked Hu Qingniu's sore spot again, no matter how carefully he cared for it, this wife was always to blame at every turn, and she didn't know where she had gone these days, leaving Hu Qingniu depressed alone in the Butterfly Valley.

"What's your business!"

Hu Qingniu looked around, thinking that you have deceived me once, don't let me find it, a golden needle will stab you to death!

"Do you usually care about Wang Nangu and are cautious, lest you offend her somewhere?"

Hu Qingniu was stunned, thinking that this was a good point, but how did he know? Could it be that he recognizes Aunt Nan?

Haoxue said again: "For fear of hurting her self-esteem, you would rather get the name of 'seeing death and not saving', but you still can't satisfy her. ”

Hu Qingniu's face was blue and white for a while, which was the most painful thing he had for many years.

"Wrong!"

Haoxue suddenly took the lead and reprimanded mercilessly: "You are completely wrong! Men to women, how can it be your way of doing this? No matter how considerate you are, you're a minion! Wang Nangu is a strange woman of the generation, it's strange that she can look like you! ”

Yes?

Hu Qingniu was stunned for a moment, faintly felt that it made sense, but he was a little unsure, and couldn't help asking: "Then what should I do?" ”

"Knock on the wall!"

Well?

Hu Qingniu muttered to himself: Closed winter? What does that mean, does it mean that you don't have sex in winter and store your essence? It's a secret medical theory, but how does this help your husband and wife relationship?

Not to mention winter, summer won't let me go to bed...... Hu Qingniu's face was full of tangled expressions.

"The next time you see Wang Nangu, remember not to look like a groveling and angry bag, and directly press her down and rectify the Fa on the spot! Hello, so is she. ”

"This, I...... Will it work? ”

Hu Qingniu was shocked, thinking that he usually took good care of him and made it like this, how could he dare to treat Nangu so roughly?

"Don't say no, man! Are you afraid of a ball? You are a Butterfly Valley Medicine Immortal, a Medicine Fairy! Not enough for your stinky fart? What woman can't conquer, she has to dress up as if she eats soft rice, she is really willing to fall! ”

Haoxue roared angrily and angrily, bluffing a generation of miracle doctors into silence.

Maybe...... Does this man have a point? Do you want to give it a try?

Hu Qingniu felt that he had indeed been aggrieved enough over the years and could not do better. If you do the opposite, you may not be able to make a difference.

In medicine, there is also a saying that the extremes of things must be reversed, and the cathode and yang are born.

"Okay, as long as you stand up and show the majesty of a man, your mother-in-law's question is very simple! Now tell me how to heal the condition of immobility? ”

Haoxue listened to the footsteps outside the house becoming more and more urgent, and estimated that the old military uniform was unbearable, and if he had a submachine gun in his hand, he could immediately break himself. didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly cut the topic to the right track, and asked Hu Qingniu for the treatment plan for ALS.

When it comes to medicine, Hu Qingniu has recovered a bit of his superior image, sighed slightly, and said: "Listening to what you said, it is like a rare 'wilt', which has long been recorded in the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing, Suwen, and Impotence Treatise". It is not difficult to treat this disease, as long as the true qi is used to control the needle, and the internal qi is sent through the golden needle to the 14 meridians of the human body, and the damaged meridians can be gradually repaired and the disease can be cured. ”

True Qi Imperial Needle?

Haoxue made a mistake and frowned: "I don't have real anger...... Are there any alternatives? ”

How can it be!

Hu Qingniu thought to himself: Without true qi, how can I come and go freely in this butterfly valley, and I can't find any traces? This master is really mysterious and unpredictable, and he is too unclever to cover up, could it be that he is specifically for the school examination?

Hu Qingniu's conceited medicine is by no means weaker than any sage, and he once vouched with Zhang Wuji: If you study medicine with me, you will be less than 20 years old, and you can be compared with Hua Tuo and Bian Que...... You can see how confident it is. Now Haoxue threw out a topic, not using the method of true qi to control acupuncture, to treat atrophy, but it made him hesitate.

"If you don't have to be angry...... You can first try to apply acupuncture on the patient's large vertebrae, hand sanli, quchi, hegu, zu sanli, yangling spring, jue gu and other acupoints, and adopt techniques such as tight insertion and slow lifting, moderate buckling and puncture, etc., and the medicine can still use the ancient prescription of myelin rejuvenating pills. ”

After thinking about it, Hu Qingniu still reminded: "The treatment of wilt, if there is no true temperament, I am afraid it can only be alleviated but not cured." If you really want the patient to recover as soon as possible, then it is better to use Qi to prevent the needle, and this disease can be restored to normal in three months. ”

Haoxue kept in mind the treatment plans prescribed by Hu Qingniu one by one, and I am afraid that I will not be able to get this thing for a while. How can modern people cultivate true qi? At most, it's just a performance routine and a picture of flowers.

hung up the phone satisfied, and finally emphasized it to Hu Qingniu.

"Mr. Hu, you must remember the wall knock!"

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