"After the upgrade is completed, the comprehensive strength of the cultivator has reached level D, and the independent learning function of the "Decathlon" will be opened."

With the sound of the upgrade, Shangguan opened his eyes, and a Lei Gong's face was with him, and the hot air from his nostrils was scattered on his face, fishy, stinky, stronger than salted fish.

Cold sweat came down from his head, his body trembled like a version of Alzheimer's, Lei Gong's face bared his teeth, laughing?

"Whoaa!!!!!a Evil is dead! ”

Shangguan Nengren sprang up like a corpse, and threw a punch towards the monster in Lei Gong's face, but the monster was dexterously dodged and jumped out of the window.

After jumping out, the monster with the face of Lei Gong pouted his buttocks, rushed to the functional man and patted it, baring his teeth as if he was laughing at him.

"Squeak, squeak." Call.

"Bang bang." Slap your ass.

It is neat and uniform, with a strong sense of rhythm and a good sense of musicality.

This is a half-human-tall ape, and Shangguan Nengren's eyes breathe fire: "Where is the demon monkey!?" ”

was about to chase out, but was pointed at his forehead by a green jade, poked, poked, poked.

A gentle voice sounded in my ears: "How can such a big person still look like a child." ”

Hearing this voice, Shangguan Nengren lost all his anger, looking at the person in front of him, he still had such a gentle smile, and he never got tired of looking at it.

Scratching her head: "Sister Yuyuan, why are you here?" ”

Very stupid question.

"Tell me more!" Xin Yuyuan couldn't cry or laugh: "If you can't drink it, don't drink it, you've slept for a day, can my sister not worry?" ”

"Uh...... Well, actually, I can drink it, but this time it was an accident. "Shangguan is telling the truth, if it weren't for the system upgrade, he would have been able to drink up the old way's inventory.

"You know how to be strong." Xin Yuyuan looked at the face of the competent person, his eyes were gentle, and his soft little hands pressed the tips of his hair: "The hair is messy." ”

Gently hugged, gentle and delicate, from the inside to the outside of the water-like tenderness wrapped the functional person, the heart is intoxicated.

"Sister Yuyuan......"

"Huh?"

"You're so nice."

"......" Xin Yuyuan gently leaned into the arms of the competent person and said softly: "Sister is very worried. ”

"I'm sorry, not anymore." Holding Xin Yuyuan, stroking the soft hair, listening to the heartbeat of her lover, and smelling the sweet body fragrance, Shangguan couldn't wait to give her the whole world: "Never again." ”

This is a lie, a lie that can't stand the test and scrutiny at all, but it is full of tenderness and sweetness, and Xin Yuyuan likes to listen to it very much.

"Ahem, Daoist friend is awake?" Shouyoko's embarrassed voice came from outside the door.

"Yikes!" Xin Yuyuan almost jumped away from the arms of the competent person, her delicate face was red, and she hurriedly sorted out her clothes.

"Damn! If you don't come early, you don't come late! Deliberately oppose me, this is. Shangguan was furious, rushed over, and wanted to kick the door open, but found that the gate was originally open.

“……”

Bang –

That kick also shows that we are already angry.

……

Shouyangzi outside the door wiped the cold sweat from his head and coughed dryly: "Daoyou has finally woken up, Shizun asked Poor Dao to inform Daoyou, if Daoyou wakes up, please go to Shizun for a while." ”

"Don't go!" Shangguan Nengda Ma Jindao stepped on the steps with one foot, his elbow against his knee: "Didn't anyone tell you that you can't disturb others when they're making out?" That is equivalent to the hatred of killing the father, the hatred of taking the wife, and it is not the same as the sky! ”

"Uh??? Daoyou's words...... Poor Dao seems to have never heard ......"

"You have been chanting and meditating in Taoist temples all day long, how have you heard of these things! Go ahead! How will I be compensated for my losses? Shangguan Nengren stared at Shouyangzi viciously, and Shouyangzi was full of cold sweat: "Daoyou, this ...... How can there be anything outside the body......"

"None? Then pay it back with your body! ”

"Shi ......" Shouyangzi took a few steps back, covered the chrysanthemum with his hand, and was full of horror: "Fellow Daoist, you ...... You have the goodness of the dragon and the sun......"

"How good is Longyang?" Shangguan was stunned, and then his complexion changed drastically, and he ran to the bottom of a plane tree, vomiting and crying.

"Daoyou, this is?" Shouyangzi was stunned.

Xin Yuyuan finally couldn't help it, and laughed out loud, the flowers and branches of laughter trembled, trembled, trembled, trembled......

Shouyangzi immediately turned around: "Sin, sin ......"

Xin Yuyuan's face flushed, stopped laughing, went to the house and brought out a bowl of water, handed it to the retching Shangguan, and said coquettishly: "You know that you deserve to talk nonsense." Rinse your mouth quickly. ”

"How do I know that this Taoist priest is so impure, it's disgusting." Shangguan was able to gargle with a bowl: "Goo-goo-goo-goo...... Burst! ”

Hearing Shangguan's words, Shouyangzi's old face turned red and he coughed dryly: "Fellow Daoist, if it's okay, follow me to see the master!" ”

"Fuck off! Stinky! Shangguan people waved their hands again and again in disgust, like waving flies.

Shouyangzi smiled bitterly: "Daoyou misunderstood Poor Dao, if Poor Dao is a, how can there be a queen?" ”

"Wow! You even know what a is, and you say you're not a? ”

Shouyoko: "......"

"Stop making a fuss." At the critical moment, Xin Yuyuan knocked on the head of the competent person and reproached: "You sleep for a day and a night, and the Taoist chief is also worried, don't mess around, be obedient." ”

Shangguan Neng rinsed his mouth, drank the remaining water, and handed the bowl to Xin Yuyuan: "Lead the way ahead." ”

Shouyangzi breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Xin Yuyuan gratefully: "Daoist friends come with me." ”

The place where the Shangguan people rest is the smallest house of the Taoist temple, not far from the old Taoist house, and it is fifty or sixty meters away.

"Master, Daoist friends are here." Shouyoko stood in front of the door and said respectfully.

The door opened by itself, and the voice of the old man came out: "Come in!" Come on in! Come in, little friend! ”

I can't wait for the voice, just like the leader of the countryside to inspect, living in the guest house to recruit ~ prostitutes.

Shangguan was able to shudder, deleted these terrifying pictures from his mind, and patted his head: "Sure enough, you can't watch too much of the eighteen bans, and now you can't watch anything eighteen bans." ”

Walking in, the furnishings in the room were the same as last time, but Lao Dao had already taken out a jar of wine: "Little friend, come quickly!" Today, Lao Dao will let Xiaoyou be a pure man who can drink! ”

"Uh...... "Is this what a Taoist priest should say?" Shangguan Nengren glared: "You called me over just to drink with me?" ”

"Hahaha, exactly!" Lao Dao agreed too happily, and the competent person: "......"

"Come on, come on!" Lao Dao took out a small pill: "This is Lao Dao's refining of a special effect hangover pill to ensure that Xiaoyou will not get drunk in a thousand cups." ”

Competent man: "......"

When encountering such a powerful old ruffian, Shangguan can only bow to the wind.

"Is this hangover pill really that smart?" Shangguan took the pill from Lao Dao's hand and touched it with his fingertips.

"If you find a D-class cultivator, do you absorb it?"

Shangguan Nengren's face was stunned, and then he was happy: "Absorb!" ”

"The absorption is successful, and the host obtains the ability of a D-level cultivator."

Wowha! It's a worthwhile trip! This trip is worth it! Shangguan can't help but look up to the sky and laugh wildly, but he didn't expect to reluctantly go up the mountain with Xin Yuyuan to pray, and he actually encountered a huge benefit of the clearance sale. What is pie in the sky? A pie is a pie, and a hundred are only a few dollars? Brother bought ten of the latest Apple computers for a dime! Angry at those pie-gnawing bitter coers.

The ability of a D-level cultivator has made the momentum of Shangguan people change again, not only Shouyangzi, but Lao Dao's face has also changed drastically: "Little friend...... You ......"

Lao Dao looked at the Shangguan capable person, felt the surging mana on the Shangguan person, and suddenly his mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and his Dao hat was also crooked to the side: "Actually...... It's even stronger than the old way......"

If a level is divided into four stages: low-level, intermediate-level, high-level, and peak, then the same D-level cultivators, relying on the special abilities of the decathlon, the functional person is at the peak state of the top of the D-level, and the old Tao is only a D-level high-level state at most.

"Ahaha, it seems that the daughter of the Taoist Chief, Hong, has the effect of improving mana, I only drink one bowl and feel that the mana is surging, several times stronger than in the past." Shangguan people don't want to expose the secret of the decathlon, full of nonsense, three-year-old children don't believe it, but Lao Dao frowned, hugged a jar of daughter red, and muttered to himself: "Lao Dao has drunk daughter red for hundreds of years, why doesn't it have such an effect?" ”

"Uh...... Dao Chief, you say a hundred years? Shangguan looked at the old man, he really couldn't see his age, a baby face, ruddy complexion, looking like seventeen or eighteen years old, but full of white hair, a heavy ...... ruffian, if you dye your hair black, copy the mountain knife, and play the old boy without makeup.

Seeing the surprised look of Shangguan Nengren, Lao Dao was quite proud, stroked his beard and smiled: "Lao Dao is not talented, now one hundred and thirty, there are eight." ”

"What!? Are you one hundred and thirty-eight years old? Shangguan Nengren was surprised: "Why are you so useless, you have been cultivating for more than a hundred years, and your hair is gray?" ”

Old Dao: "......"

Lao Dao was very ashamed, and his old face was purple and purple like constipation: "Ashamed, ashamed, Lao Dao's qualifications are not good, although he has the guidance of the dead teacher, but he only got a glimpse of the true way of cultivation after half a hundred, and he is as different from Xiaoyou Tianzhong." ”

Being praised by Lao Dao like this, Shangguan was also a little embarrassed: "Cough, you can't say that, people are different from people, maybe you are more suitable to do something else." ”

"......" Lao Dao's face twitched, and he scolded in his heart: Are you comforting Lao Dao? Or do you want to smoke the old way? Xiaoyou is too unkind.

Shouyangzi on the side held back a smile, smoking, if he wasn't afraid that Lao Dao would whip him with a big stick, he would have laughed under the bed.

Seeing that Lao Dao's face was ugly, Shangguan was able to cough dryly: "What, Dao Chief, do you want to drink it?" ”

Drink? Drink you bouncing! Lao Dao scolded in his heart, and smiled as if crying: "Lao Dao ...... today If you are unwell today, you will not drink, and in the future, Xiaoyou will be free, and Lao Dao will accompany Xiaoyou to have a good drink. ”

Stimulated, hit, Lao Dao is like being stripped of his clothes, wearing only a pair of underwear, in the middle of winter, in the deep mountains and old forests where heavy snow falls, the passive trembling, the breath is gradually weakening, and he is about to die, looking up to the sky and sighing: "The north wind blows, the snowflakes float, the immeasurable Tianzun, take the old Dao to go!" ”

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable: "You're too old, don't!" ”

Old Dao: "......"

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