Chapter 1335, avoid but not fight, dare to be called the emperor?

Under the grapevines in the courtyard, Qin Luo and Jesus sat side by side drinking tea.

Jesus only drank coffee and wine before, but when he came back this time, he actually learned to drink tea from the Chinese people, which surprised Qin Luo.

"This tea is a little familiar." Qin Luo looked at the green and silver needles that were undulating and wandering in the Tianyan cup after the rain, and said with a smile.

"Looking for Mr. Fu to come." Jesus said. "I said I wanted to learn tea from him, and he gave me this."

"I said. It turned out that I drank it from Fu Lao's side. Qin Luo said with a smile. This tea is specially supplied to the two dragon masters, and only the dragon king and Fu Fengxue are in stock.

However, Jesus' serious and solemn expression when he mentioned Fu Fengxue still made Qin Luo's heart feel refreshed. In this trip to the United States, Fu Fengxue not only conquered the feelings of cherishing chūn girls, young women, and young women, but also the hearts of Jesus, a good man.

"Mr. Fu said that different people, different water, different environments, different moods, the tea brewed is different." Jesus took a 'professional' sip and said. "You try what is the difference between the tea I brewed and the tea made by Mr. Fu."

"That's right." Qin Luo nodded. He pointed to the ghost and the jade girl not far away, and asked, "This is what you said about the harvest?" ”

"Isn't that amazing?" Jesus said. "I was thinking of telling you the truth. But I still want to surprise you. ”

"It's really amazing and delightful." Qin Luo said with a smile. "How did you bring it back?"

Jesus left a letter to the emperor saying that he and Fu Fengxue would return to China in advance, but he killed them and recounted the experience of returning to the pistol.

According to their plan, this unexpected appearance was to kill the emperor's eight generals, and make him the commander of the light pole.

Unexpectedly, I happened to hear the jade girl's affectionate confession to the ghost. So, under the inspiration of God, they put down the butcher's knife and let the ghost and the jade girl become Buddhas on the spot.

"It's really jīng Cai." Qin Luo said with a smile. "Conquering them is more powerful than killing them to the Emperor's prestige. That little white face isn't thunderous this time? ”

"Oh. Oh, God. Jesus exclaimed. Qin, in Europe and the Americas, no one dared to call him a little white face - of course, he was indeed very handsome. ”

"Didn't he send someone to hunt him down?" Qin Luo asked.

"It's because of this concern that we came back this time to make a big circle. Otherwise, he would have come back long ago - I think we had thoroughly him off. Qin, the emperor is a very proud guy. He doesn't allow failure, and he doesn't allow any imperfection. The ghost and the jade girl are his eight great generals, and they are the people he has conquered. Now that he has been captured by other people, he will not accept such a fact. ”

"What if you don't accept it? This is a fact of the past. Qin Luo said with a sneer. Only allow him to conquer, and not allow others to take prisoners? Only allow him to kill, and not allow others to resist? Does he really think he is the emperor? ”

"I've had that idea before." Jesus laughed. "But I didn't have the courage to resist at that time. He didn't have the courage to say what he wanted to say—you know, the emperor would kill all those who disobeyed him. ”

Qin Luo thought for a moment and said, "At that time, I agreed with the emperor that the decisive battle would be fought in fifteen days, and now the decisive battle time has passed for two days - although we have changed the venue of the duel, he has not fulfilled the agreement, which is a bit disappointing after all. Shall we find someone to send him a letter condemning him for this breach of contract? Otherwise, the outside would have thought we were afraid of him. ”

"Fu Lao is also worried about such a problem." Jesus' expression suddenly became very strange. "So, he had someone send a letter to the emperor two days ago."

Jesus looked at the watch on his wrist and said, "I think he must have received it by now." ”

"That's good." Qin Luo laughed. He really likes Fu Fengxue, an old man, more and more. People look very stuffy, but it's really windy to do things.

I have to admit that he has his own style of doing things.

Qin Luo turned to look at the ghost shadow and the jade girl, and shouted, "Both, under the witness of Jesus, do you want to hold a Chinese-style wedding?" ”

"Qin." Jesus looked at Qin Luo in surprise.

"You say, when the old subordinates get married, will His Royal Highness the Emperor come to drink a cup of wedding wine and give a bride price by the way?" Qin Luo asked with a smile-

If you wash your hands before eating, it's hygiene.

If you take a shower before eating, it's a cleanliness fetish.

Take a shower not only before a meal, but also after a meal. Take a shower before going out, and take a shower when you come back. Take a bath before killing and take a bath after killing.

As a man with a habit of cleanliness, the emperor had to take a bath several times a day.

So, the emperor was busy most of the time.

Fortunately, he had a lot of slaves, eight generals, and with their help, his time was greatly saved. There can be a lot of time for him to do personal hygiene.

The emperor had just taken another bath, put on a snow-white robe, and wore a pair of white cotton slippers without any impurities.

He held a pair of silver scissors in his hand, and his eyes stared seriously and intently at a pot of Lauder on the windowsill.

Lauder flowers have many small thorns, and any gardener should be careful when dealing with them. If you cut more than one knife, it will be too sparse, and if you cut one less knife, it will be too dense.

As a perfectionist, the Emperor would not allow such a mistake.

The sound of slight footsteps was heard, and a man with the same red hair appeared silently behind him.

"Your Highness." The man bowed. Even if the emperor couldn't see the angle, he still did it meticulously.

"Hmm." The Emperor replied softly. He didn't look up, and there was no pause in the movements of his hands.

Unlike other horticulturists, he prunes the foliage quickly, concisely, and ruthlessly.

He doesn't cut finely. In his opinion, the bonsai cut out by fine scissors is soulless.

He wants to be beautiful, but he also wants a soul.

"Someone sent a letter." The red-haired man whispered.

"Read." The Emperor said.

"They're rude." The red-haired man explained euphemistically, not knowing how to tell the emperor about this letter.

"I'll let you read it." The Emperor's voice remained calm. He doesn't get angry. He doesn't get angry about such inconsequential things.

The god of fire opened the paper in his hand and whispered: "At the top of Mount Tai, I hope you will fight." After waiting for a long time, I didn't see you. Avoid without fighting, dare to call the emperor? ”

Because the text is written in both Chinese and English, Vulcan is not at all difficult to read.

Click――

The Emperor's knife was so hard that the 'horns' of the pot of Lauder were cut in half. It's like a person's head has been cut in half, and it looks funny and ugly.

He looked at the pot of flowers in front of him, his face full of regret and regret.

"Kill the messenger." The Emperor said.

“――”

"Didn't you hear what I said?" The emperor turned his face, and his voice was gentle, but the blue eyes turned to light gray. It's like being dyed with paint.

"The messenger is gone. I didn't see him. Vulcan explained in a whisper.

It seems that they have already calculated that the emperor will be furious when he sees this letter, so they chose to send the letter quietly.

"Am I a joke?" The emperor threw the scissors in his hand into the box next to him and asked aloud.

It's not a joke, it's a big joke.

The target of the battle escaped without fighting, and this is also forgotten, and he actually killed another horse gun and abducted his two generals.

He didn't care about the life or death of the two generals, if he wanted to, he would soon have ten more generals, twenty masters, thirty bodyguards, and forty - but he cared about Fu Fengxue's attitude.

Why did he run away? How could he escape?

He took away the battle he longed for, he took away the blood and passion he needed - he was the protagonist, he was the indispensable supporting character.

The supporting role is gone. He sings a one-man show alone?

What's even more infuriating is that he not only ran away, but also sent a letter to condemn him for breaking the appointment - you can be shameless. But can you have a lower limit?

The emperor was furious.

He was angered by Fu Fengxue's shamelessness with no lower limit.

However, his question made Vulcan embarrassed.

How would he answer?

"No one dares to laugh at His Highness." The god of fire held back for a long time, and finally came up with a reply that was decent and would not stimulate the emperor's sensitive heart.

"Mean, they're actually trying to laugh at me?"

“――”

"Avoid without fighting, dare to be called the emperor?" The Emperor burst out laughing. "The world is so big, who is worthy to be my enemy? If I kill, who can stop me? ”

"I'll follow the emperor to the death." The god of fire said with a fanatical expression.

"Ming rì Eastern Crusade, cut off the head and drink." The Emperor said.

"Yes." The Vulcan bowed in agreement.

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