Chapter 249: The Ancient Question of Dressing
And Wu Xiaoyu is very happy in her heart, this is a trick she has newly learned, recently she has seen such a trick in her knowledge of making up for love, what she says - get along with a man, if he is in love, you will loosen your clothes; If he reads innumerable people, you will be on the stove by the stove.
And now with the peak of women's popularity, it is obviously the latter, so Wu Xiaoyu decided to use the latter move, and this is why she has today's move, although she has been practicing at home for half a month for this, but today I can make a bed and fold quilts for my beloved, it feels really good.
Moreover, when tidying up, Wu Xiaoyu also had an unexpected gain, she was next to the bed, and found a pair of underwear that Gao Feng had just changed out, well, Gao Feng felt a little embarrassed when he saw it, it was changed by himself yesterday, and he didn't have time to wash it off, and now he was seen by Xiaoyu.
But Gao Feng hasn't seen anything else, Wu Xiaoyu was already intoxicated and smelled the smell in the crotch before taking the underwear to the bathroom, hehe, there is a heavy manly smell, and a slight fishy smell, it smells so good! This is the taste of Brother Gaofeng!
Well, after Wu Xiaoyu's nearly two hours of tidying up, the whole room became orderly, Gao Feng had to admit that the little girl really moved him this time, you must know that she is at home, she is the kind of young lady who does not touch the spring water with ten fingers, but now, she works so hard for him......
As for Wu Xiaoyu, looking at the fruits of his hard work, he also smiled with relief, it feels good to be able to clean up the room for his beloved man.
At this warm moment, suddenly there was another knock at the door.
Gao Feng said in his heart. Who is this? Why are there so many people coming today?
And when Gao Feng opened the door and saw that it was difficult to serve, it was actually Ye Jiayi! At the moment she is in a fearless posture. Stand in front of the peak!
The peak is big for a while, and a little girl has already come, why do you need a magnifying glass! Is this the rhythm of stirring him into a pot of porridge here?
Gao Feng said viciously: "What are you doing here?" Then he made another plucking motion, and the heart said that you are not afraid!
Unexpectedly, Ye Jiayi was very calm, after she went back that time, she knew that Gao Feng was scaring her, so now she sees Gao Feng threatening her. Instead, the portal between the legs was revealed, which was wrapped in a pair of jeans: "Come on, come on." I'll let you pull it out! β
Well, Gao Feng really didn't dare to pull it out, if he pulled out the magnifying glass, he wouldn't fight him to the end!
Not to mention that there is also a Wu Xiaoyu who calls him brother at home, who is the same age as Ye Jiayi. It's okay to make a fuss. In front of the little girl, she has to maintain her brother's image.
At this time, seeing that Gao Feng couldn't do anything about her, Ye Jiayi smiled proudly, and then walked in with a light step.
Just after entering the door, Ye Jiayi felt wrong, and after looking around, she said in surprise: "Is it that I came to the wrong place." How clean it has become? β
Hmph, Gao Feng glanced at her proudly. I can't understand the way of the heart, let's call it the Tao and more help!
Of course, this is his own way, or the way of the little cock, so there is no need to study it carefully.
At this time, Wu Xiaoyu had just turned off the automatic washing machine and came out of the bathroom, and when she saw Ye Jiayi who suddenly appeared, she was immediately vigilant, and she came to the door like her, is it a confidante of Brother Gaofeng?
At this time, Ye Jiayi had already looked at Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, don't you introduce me to this?" β
But before Gao Feng could speak, Wu Xiaoyu had already preemptively said: "Hello, my name is Wu Xiaoyu, and I grew up with Brother Gao Feng since childhood. "The implication is that I'm a childhood sweetheart who grew up with Brother Gao Feng since I was a child, you have to be interesting!
And after finishing speaking, Wu Xiaoyu was already standing beside Gao Feng with a smile, looking like a good match.
Okay, Gao Feng was speechless, when was it three years, he was also called a childhood sweetheart, but Wu Xiaoyu had just worked hard for him, and Gao Feng also hoped that the magnifying glass would be able to retreat from the difficulty, so it was up to her.
Well, Ye Jiayi was not affected at all, but said generously: "Hello, my name is Ye Jiayi, I am Gao Feng's classmate, I make a special statement, I am just an ordinary classmate, I came here today to ask him for homework." Ye Jiayi Bingxue is smart, of course she understands what Wu Xiaoyu means, but she doesn't take it to heart, because she is only interested in Gao Feng's head!
To put it bluntly, I am only interested in the big head, and I am not interested in the small head below.
Well, hearing Ye Jiayi say this, Wu Xiaoyu put her mind at ease, since she is not a competitor, it doesn't matter.
Wu Xiaoyu immediately became very enthusiastic and said, "Okay, sister, please take a seat, sister, are you thirsty?" Should you eat watermelon? Xiaoyu greeted warmly.
Unexpectedly, Gao Feng said at this time: "Xiaoyu, she is very powerful, she doesn't need to sit, and she doesn't have a thirsty mouth, right!" Saying that, Gao Feng smiled evilly at Ye Jiayi.
Well, Ye Jiayi was angry, she was really thirsty, of course it was good to be able to eat a piece of watermelon, but now, she was embarrassed to eat watermelon.
But that's it, Gao Feng hasn't given up yet, and deliberately handed her a bottle of Coke.
"Don't drink-" Ye Jiayi was even more angry, knowing that I didn't drink this thing, and handed it to me!
"Xiaoyu, do you see, she's really not thirsty, she doesn't even drink Coke." Gao Feng said with a smile.
"Oh, okay." Wu Xiaoyu nodded, but she was even happier in her heart, hehe, it seems that the relationship between the two is indeed very bad, because she has also heard about the rumors of Coca-Cola killing sperm.
Seeing Gao Feng put on this posture, Ye Jiayi stopped talking nonsense, and directly took out the chemistry textbook and said, "Gao Feng, then let's start quickly!" β
"Okay." Gao Feng nodded simply, for the magnifying glass like kraft candy, he just wanted to finish the matter quickly so that he could send her away.
It's just that after Ye Jiayi entered the learning state, Gao Feng's head was full of black lines - it was one question after another, and the questions were endless!
So after being asked the nth question, Gao Feng finally got impatient, so he glanced at Ye Jiayi and said: "You have too many questions, so let's ask you a question too, if you answer it, let's continue, if you can't answer it, that's the end of it today!" What do you think? β
"This ......" Ye Jiayi actually knew that there were a lot of questions today, but in fact, she saw that Wu Xiaoyu was also there, so she deliberately asked more.
Because of this, Gao Feng is embarrassed to drive her away, haha.
But now that Gao Feng said so, Ye Jiayi thought for a while and said, "It's okay to answer, but you can't ask about the unsolved mysteries in the world!" β
"Is it-" Hearing Ye Jiayi's promise, Gao Feng showed a wicked smile: "Hehe, don't worry, we won't bully you with that kind of unsolvable question, we must ask a question with an answer." β
Since this is the case, Ye Jiayi said confidently: "Okay, you can ask questions-" Ye Jiayi has this confidence, she is a talented woman, but she is a real material.
And when she heard that Gao Feng was going to come up with a question, Wu Xiaoyu also hurriedly listened attentively, hehe, with her well-known temperament, this is definitely a very powerful question!
Seeing that the magnifying glass was ready, Gao Feng cleared his throat and said: "Hehe, in fact, this question is also very simple, it is about daily life, you have read the martial arts novel Heaven and Dragon Slayerββ"
Ye Jiayi nodded and said, "Of course, that's a masterpiece, I've read it several times!" β
Since this is the case, there is no problem, Gao Feng smiled and said: "My question is, Xiao Zhao has been wearing an anklet in Heaven and Dragon Slayer, how does she wear small panties?"
Yes! Ye Jiayi was dumbfounded, there was still such a problem? It feels so profound! It is estimated that such a problem has not even been thought about by Jin Yong, who wrote the book!
And after Wu Xiaoyu heard this, he couldn't help but secretly laugh, and his heart really deserved to be my brother Gaofeng, and the question he asked was that he had depth and height - I like it.
As for Gao Feng, he was even more proud, seeing Ye Jiayi's delicate brows and thinking hard, Gao Feng smiled: "Don't you feel difficult, hehe, don't worry, think slowly." Gao Feng took advantage of this opportunity to eat watermelon in a leisurely manner.
Well, seeing Gao Feng's appearance, Ye Jiayi became even more angry, and suddenly shouted: "Gao Feng, did you deliberately use this tricky question to embarrass people!" β
"How did it happen on purpose?" Gao Feng said very sincerely: "Isn't this my opinion, this kind of difficult question, as a girl, you will have a more sense of substitution when you think about it!" β
Well, after listening to Gao Feng's words, Ye Jiayi's chest rose and fell even more angrily, but she didn't believe in evil, so she thought about it vigorously.
At this time, Wu Xiaoyu, who was snickering on the side, also came to "add to the chaos": "Brother Gaofeng, I thought of an answer, I don't know if it's right. β
"Oh, what's the answer, let's hear itβ" Gao Feng said with a smile. He also knows Wu Xiaoyu's temperament, so he knows that the little girl's answer must be powerful.
"Hee-hee-" Wu Xiaoyu glanced at Ye Jiayi, who was also very concerned, and said with a smile: "Since it is difficult to solve the problem on the front, can we solve the problem from the negative side-for example, people just like to hang in neutral gear?" β
Well, after listening to this answer, Gao Feng burst out laughing, and his heart is worthy of Wu Xiaoyu, who loves to watch life films, that is, he has ideas and creativity!
As for Ye Jiayi, she snorted heavily, she already knew that this seemingly harmless little girl was actually very difficult to deal with.
At this time, Ye Jiayi suddenly said: "What kind of messy answer is that, I thought of a solution, that is, the middle of the small underwear, including the two sides of it, are all buttons, and when you wear it, unbutton it, and then tie it after you wear it, isn't that okay!" β
Well, Gao Feng couldn't help but glance at the magnifying glass in admiration, and his heart deserves to be a talented woman, and this answer is somewhat feasible.
I have seen this question on the forum before, and there are various answers, and I said that I don't wear underwear and a belly pocket, and the funniest thing is that I wear Wyeth diapers. (To be continued......)