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As soon as the news was released that Chen Xiaotang was going to be interviewed by reporters in the hospital, it immediately caused a huge tsunami in the entire media circle. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Rafi, an interview coming soon!"

"Chen Xiaotang is going to be interviewed by the media!"

"Outside the number, big star Chen Xiaotang is about to make a comeback!"

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"Pick! Come back to your size, and I'm not going to stop there! When Chen Xiaotang saw these newspaper news, he couldn't help but shake his head and laugh.

Immediately afterwards, the media began to mobilize, and in an instant, the entire St. Mary's Hospital became the foothold of the major media.

Inside a hospital ward.

"Mr. Chen, how do you feel about the three major martial arts halls in Hong Kong alone this time?" A reporter asked excitedly holding up the microphone.

If you know this reporter, you will definitely say, hey, isn't this the new and most popular Lu Adong of "Oriental Daily"?

Yes, this person is Lu Adong, the media upstart who Chen Xiaotang picked up. Since Chen Xiaotang continued to break the news to him, Lu Adong has jumped from an unknown reporter to a new star in the media industry.

Of course, Lu Adong always remembers that everything he has is given by Chen Xiaotang, so no matter when, he treats Chen Xiaotang, a big star, with the mood of repaying his gratitude.

As for Chen Xiaotang, since he wants to be interviewed, why bother with cheap outsiders, it is better to let Lu Adong come to interview, so in the eyes of many reporters, Chen Xiaotang nominated Lu Adong to come forward to visit.

Regarding Lu Adong's question, how does it feel to single out the three major martial arts halls, Chen Xiaotang pondered for a moment and said: "This time, I feel that I have a new understanding of the Hong Kong national martial arts world. All along, I didn't mean to underestimate the national arts, as for the rumors in the outside world, they were all ghosts made up by some people who had nothing to do. I, Chen Xiaotang, can guarantee that I have always revered the national arts, and this misunderstanding with the three major sects, I also hope that after passing this competition, I can turn the conflict into a jade silk. ”

"So, do you think you lost or won this competition?" Lu Adong continued to ask.

Chen Xiaotang smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you win or lose. The most important thing is that I have renewed my confidence in the Hong Kong martial arts community! ”

"So where did you learn your kung fu? Why is it so powerful? ”

"This is a secret of the master, and it can't be revealed at will, so let's ask about the others!" Chen Xiaotang sold a pass. As for the so-called master, he made it up just by himself, there is no way, only in this way does it seem more mysterious and topical.

"Mr. Chen. It is rumored that what you are using is the fist technique of Xingyimen, so the head of the sect said that losing in your hands is not a loss. What are your thoughts on this? ”

Pick, that Sun Zhangmen is too laissez-faire. The reason for this can be said!

Chen Xiaotang despised the shameless face of the head of Sun, and said with a smile: "This makes sense, in fact, the world's martial arts are out of Shaolin, and each family has its own faction to return to the sect, so no matter who wins or loses, it is a closed-door discussion from his own family." Seriously! ”

Since that Sun is so shameless, Chen Xiaotang is simply generous, don't you have a relationship with us, then how can you have a relationship with everyone.

Sure enough, Lu Adong lost no time in praising and said: "Mr. Chen, you are really high-spirited and open-minded!" ”

Chen Xiaotang was cheeky and said modestly: "I have won the prize, these are what I should do!" ”

Seeing that Chen Xiaotang and this reporter Lu Adong sang and harmonized, like singing a double reed, complementing each other, the other reporters around were a little dissatisfied, what do you mean, when we don't exist, we are ignored, and we feel like Xigong Niangniang being left out.

They looked at Chen Xiaotang with blank eyes, how eager they were for his presence, especially a female reporter, couldn't help but stretch out her hand and said, "Tang Zai, can you also give us a chance to interview first?!" ”

Chen Xiaotang paused for a moment, nodded and motioned for Lu Adong to pause, and then said to the female reporter: "Of course, what do you want to ask?" ”

The female reporter coughed and said, "We want to know, do you think you have surpassed Bruce Lee in real kung fu?" Because some people compare you to Bruce Lee's second, but your fans and fans disagree, thinking that you are more powerful than Bruce Lee! ”

"This is the "New Express" controlled by Yongsheng, answer cautiously!" The fat man Wang Jing approached Chen Xiaotang with a smile, introduced him to the origin of the reporter in front of him, and vaguely pointed out this question and tried not to answer!

Chen Xiaotang pondered for a moment, he remembered that he had just said to the popular Zhou Xingchi and Li Lianjie that before they were really popular and did not really stand firm, they must treat the media politely. Questions can be answered cunningly, but it's best not to avoid them, because it's easy to turn journalists off!

But now Chen Xiaotang's own identity is different, because he is so popular, he is already so popular that it is unreasonable, if he is still so cautious, he will be questioned for having no character.

In his previous life, why Xie Tingfeng became popular should be because he was too characterful, he either threw the guitar or stomped his feet and scolded on the stage, even if his wife brought him a green hat, he still said with a very character: "I believe in her!" Then after becoming famous as an actor, he seized the opportunity to fire his wife.

Therefore, if you want to be an unusual big star, you must be different, endure what others can't bear, grin when you are stabbed, and occasionally play a little trick to prove your existence.

Now, Chen Xiaotang began to play petty, I saw him laugh and say, "Who said this?" Pull him out, I'm going to spank him! ”

As soon as these words came out, people couldn't help nodding, look, this Chen Xiaotang is really tactful, I know that he will say this, he would rather be low than offend Bruce Lee, although Bruce Lee has been dead for a long time, his fans are all over the world, and if he goes too far, he will provoke their criticism.

Just when everyone thought that Chen Xiaotang was going to play tricks to avoid this topic, Chen Xiaotang unexpectedly continued: "Hit him with a lung, Bruce Lee is my most respected idol, even if I am really better than him, don't say it, just hide it in your heart and know it yourself!" ”

Rumble! Faint!

That's too much to say, isn't it?

What do you mean? Chen Xiaotang is more confident than Bruce Lee?!

That's too tough, isn't it?!

So those reporters got to the bottom of the question, "Tang Zai, you mean you're better than Bruce Lee, right?" ”

Chen Xiaotang smiled: "I didn't say this, you said it!" ”

The reporters fainted again, and this Chen Xiaotang was too slippery to catch the handle like a loach.

Needless to say, the whole scene became Chen Xiaotang's exclusive stage. See how he plays with these media reporters.

As Chen Xiaotang expected, almost all the questions asked by the reporters were exhaustive. However, Chen Xiaotang is not a fool, he had already asked the fat man Wang Jing to arrange for him to ask questions inside: "Rafite, this time you are going to sing in the Red Pavilion, I don't know how the preparations are?" ”

Stupid! This time, it was not only Chen Xiaotang, but also the fat man Wang Jing himself couldn't help but curse secretly. When this guy asked, even a fool could guess that this was a trust. It's so obvious!

But Chen Xiaotang still has to act in a full set. I finally changed the topic, and it would be a pity not to answer.

"That's a good question! In fact, I've been preparing for this solo concert for a long time, and now it's November, and I'm going to start singing on December 25th, which is Christmas Day, and I've already got a lot of support from my fans. They offered suggestions on how to design and arrange the stage...... But it's still early, as far as I know. During the Christmas season, there are already a lot of big stars who have booked performances at the Red Pavilion, so can I finally start a singing at the Red Pavilion. It also depends on the right time and place, of course, there are other celebrities who appreciate their faces or not, give me a chance to walk in the Red Pavilion in style! ”

"As you say. What will you do if the Red Pavilion becomes occupied by other singers? ”

"Well, I also have a follow-up move, that is, the Red Pavilion can't be opened, let's go somewhere else, as long as the place is wide enough and the people who can accommodate it are beautiful enough, everything will be OK!"

"Hehe, Rafi, you're really at peace with what happens, so you really don't mind losing your first time so sloppily?"

“…… Pick, this question ...... "Why does Chen Xiaotang feel like a ** girl?!"

"That's an interesting question. Everyone has the first time of their life, and I think that as long as the fans are happy and happy, everything is worth it! "Chen Xiaotang has completely brought himself into the ranks of senior~, not only thoughtful service, but also super good service attitude.

Those reporters were immediately moved by Chen Xiaotang's selfless "~ son spirit".

At this time, some reporters were unwilling to be controlled by Chen Xiaotang and led by the nose, so they stood up and asked: "Now that Yongsheng Entertainment's movie "Waiting for Dawn" lost to "Jingwu Heroes" at the box office, it has been nominated for the next Hong Kong Film Awards, what do you think about this?" ”

Yes, everyone is curious, how will Chen Xiaotang answer, is the box office important, or the award is important?

Chen Xiaotang will make such a choice?!

In fact, the Chinese attach more importance to the award than anyone else, not to mention the Hong Kong Film Awards, even if it is a small golden man Oscar, it has attracted countless big directors in the previous life to bend their waists!

Among the many famous Chinese directors in his previous life, there is only one person who is proud of Hollywood and has achieved the supreme glory of several Oscars, and that is the great director Ang Lee! once with the martial arts film "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", once with the gay film "Brokeback Mountain", and again with "Life of Pi".

So much so that some film critics ironically wrote that there is no doubt that Ang Lee is a sinner for the ages of Chinese films. Since this Taiwanese relied on an unconventional martial arts film "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" to become a huge hit in Hollywood, it has become a nightmare for many Chinese mainland art film directors. The Oscar-winning statuetts are teasing the vanity and jealousy of these big directors all the time, making them toss and turn and tear their hearts and lungs, and they can't wait for their blood to turn into acetic acid and splash it on Ang Lee.

As the saying goes, a monk can touch it, but I can't touch it? Can Ang Lee get it, but I can't? The big directors who have always been above the top will never admit this kind of psychology, but their performance in the past few years has unmistakably shown that everyone has an Ang Lee in their hearts, and they are crazy to drive them to do a lot of stupid things that burn RMB. Jealousy drives people crazy, and crazy people make their IQ infinitely lower, and the only use of their crazy actions towards the Oscars is to make them look at pictures of the little golden figures and let the national audience help them to take care of them, in order to get a moment of psychological and physical pleasure.

So Zhang Chenfeng, the three famous directors in the mainland, came out one after another, one was busy tinkering with "Hero", the other was busy tinkering with "Wuji", and the other was tinkering with "Night Banquet".

It's a pity that the retardation and clumsiness shown in these three films have reached an unattainable height, overshadowing all the Golden Sour Plum Award-winning films.

The first person to get a heart attack was Shih Tzu. The second one with heart disease is Dong Shi, and the third is Sister Furong. This simple truth took hundreds of millions of yuan for the three famous directors to understand.

And what about Ang Lee? He jumped out of the martial arts circle early, made a gay film, and easily won another Oscar, and it was an orthodox award, which was even higher than the Best Foreign Language Film award.

This time poured cold water on domestic directors. Let's shoot martial arts, even if we follow the trend, we are not afraid; But now that people are making gay movies, what can we do? Those radio and television gentlemen even had to forcibly delete the certificates in "Spy on Spy 3". Not to mention the two men hugging and kissing. This is not in keeping with the atmosphere of a harmonious society. You haven't seen "Lan Yu" for five years after filming, so the castrated version of the DVD is allowed to sneak on the market.

Later, the three major directors learned to be smart, filming, you can't purely imitate, you must have connotation!

Do you understand the connotation, the connotation is that he~ Mom, many people can't understand it. The subtle feeling of tickling the audience through the boots and licking the judges' cold ass!

So the three directors of Zhang Chen Feng are on the road of "embarrassing people", and they will make persistent efforts without hesitation!

A tinkering "Golden Armor" and "Thirteen Hairpins". One tinkered with "Mei Lanfang", and the last one tinkered with "Reminiscences of 1942", I think it. This has enough connotation, how can I say that I can also get a nomination or something, but the result is still a feather back, and I was directly swept away by the Oscar and rolled back to China.

Just the three directors sighed for a long time. shouted, when you don't understand art at all, Lao Li ran in front again, harming our stupid guides for a while with golden milk and a thirteen hairpin...... It's all taken off to this part, you have another boy and a tiger, are you going to exhaust us to death?

It is precisely because of the Chinese's very unique "heavy taste" plot of the award that the Hong Kong Film Awards have also become the fragrant bait in the mouths of many movies.

Therefore, at this moment, the reporter asked Chen Xiaotang what he thought about Yongsheng's film being nominated, but "Jingwu Heroes" was not.

Faced with this very tricky question, Chen Xiaotang still smiled indifferently and said: "I want awards, and I want box office; You can't have both, and I can't help it, haha! ”

No one would have imagined that Chen Xiaotang would be so cunning to peel and swallow such a hot taro with one sentence.

Those reporters were even more dumbfounded!

But immediately, a reporter reacted, "Mr. Chen, there is another question we want to ask you, now that your acting has turned purple, as a singer, screenwriter and director, which one do you like the most?" Have you ever been lost? ”

This question is quite serious, Chen Xiaotang thought about it seriously, as if he was saying to himself: "I haven't been lost." I should have known early on that I was a creator, that I wasn't a star, that what I loved was creating. I don't have the idea that I want to be a star, I want to be famous, and if I don't become famous one day, I'll be miserable. The reason why I'm still active acting on the big screen today is because these works still need my joining; If one day I had to choose between a director and an actor, I think I would be more suitable to be a director! Because directing is a kind of creation...... Of course, acting is also a kind of creation for me. But I'm a creator, and in the scope of film creation, I have a lot of more important things that I want to do, and I have to do it well. Chen Xiaotang smiled slightly, indifferently out of the dust.

"Do you think Mr. Chen Xiaotang has business acumen?" The reporter found another strange way, and actually gave the microphone to the fat man Wang Jing, the partner next to Chen Xiaotang.

The fat man Wang Jing laughed. He has known Chen Xiaotang for more than three years, collaborated on many films, and was the first director to film with Chen Xiaotang that year, and a "God of Gamblers" made Chen Xiaotang a household name in Hong Kong. He asked rhetorically, "Are you trying to tease me?" His new films are so high at the box office in the mainland, would I say no business acumen? ”

Chen Xiaotang has admitted that his creativity in cinema is increasingly being used in business. "What's the most important and valuable thing for me? It's actually the idea itself. A good idea of a movie can bring great joy to everyone, and it can also bring great value. A certain star also has a high value, of course, this is different. Creativity itself is the ultimate, real, and core value, but we don't really do it well. ”

As a new 300 million tycoon, every word Chen Xiaotang said has become a compass for many filmmakers to start a business in the future, and Chen Xiaotang has also become the object of worship of many successful people, the future. He is known as the first-class godfather of the film business empire!

The interview continued, and the atmosphere in the ward gradually became more and more enthusiastic.

Sure enough, as Chen Xiaotang and the fat man Wang Jing expected, a reporter at the scene asked Chen Xiaotang to practice kung fu!

Chen Xiaotang smiled like a European nobleman, and compared today's style: "It's not suitable today, how can I say that I am still in the hospital, or a patient...... You feel sorry for me, it's better to sing a song as a way to make up for it, and replace the wine with a song. Thank you for your support! ”

Now. The music gradually sounded, Chen Xiaotang leisurely looked at a large group of people staring at him, the corners of his mouth turned slightly, closed his eyes to find a feeling, and gradually spoke:

Drink and get drunk, don't waste tonight

The real man took his life here, opened the bottle and blew it directly

Don't be afraid to sleep on the streets

The eyes are red, the head is heavy, and the taste has just come out......

At this point in the song, the reporters were collectively dumbfounded. Five thunders, what kind of song is this? Such a rogue ~ rogue?!

And this melody, this tune. It's too painful for his mother's eggs!

Is there such a song in Hong Kong?

The answer is no!

It's the first time I've heard it!

This taste of the song is in Chinese!

Mother's head, these lyrics seem to have some Mandarin Beijing flavor!

So much so that all Hong Kong journalists collectively rolled their eyes. And there are some Taiwanese reporters who are good at Chinese but listen to it with relish, if there are mainland reporters, it is estimated that they can jump up happily, and finally hear the local voice!

In fact. The song Chen Xiaotang is singing at the moment is a masterpiece "Not Drunk" by the famous comedy star Huang Bo in his previous life, and it is the theme song of the micro-movie "The Undrunk Life of 2B Youth". As soon as this song was launched, it swept the wine tables at home and abroad, with men's and women's toilets, it can be said that wherever there are young people, they like to hum the lyrics in it, they are young and rebellious, and they like this kind of super 2B lyrics and music style very much. For this reason, Huang Bo also specially filmed the MV of this song underwater, and the effect was quite good!

In order to express his gratitude to many reporters, Chen Xiaotang sang the song "Not Drunk" instead of wine, in fact, Chen Xiaotang wanted to use this song to express his diligent pursuit of the film road, telling everyone that this is also his "not drunk life".

Those reporters have heard such "avant-garde" songs, and when they hear it, they only feel that they are shocked, they are scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and they smoke with joy, and they become sweet and sour tenderloin when they are sprinkled with sugar one by one......

Chen Xiaotang still didn't know anything, and closed his eyes and reveled in his own tune:

Oops, bro, don't forget to raise a glass

You can't lose your gun when you're covered in bruises on the battlefield

Pay attention to a meaningless, simply mix red and white together

Great heroes shed blood without tears

I don't believe that you don't fly with a bottle of two pots......

I picked, even the second pot head came out, isn't it a mainland song? Those reporters suddenly realized, it turned out that Tang Tsai sang a song in the style of a mainland song, how strange and strange, how could he suddenly create such a bewitching tune? !

After all, Cantonese songs are king in Hong Kong, and even if you sing Chinese, you can have something tender, lyrical, and nostalgic...... How can there be someone like Chen Xiaotang who sings this kind of "rogue ~ hooligan"!

In fact, Chen Xiaotang's song is not a rogue ~ hooligan, but it is too popular, and it is vulgar to a level, so that these media reporters can't get back for a while.

"This time it's miserable, Chen Xiaotang's god of song is about to be smashed!"

"Whoa, Tang Zai is going to be unlucky, this song is too nonsense!"

"Alas, no matter how good a singer is, there are times when he goes off-topic!" ……

The reporters shook their heads one by one and sighed, lamenting that Chen Xiaotang suddenly created such an unbearable creation.

But Chen Xiaotang is still the same, still singing with his throat pulled by the thunder dead:

Come on, brother, don't forget to raise a glass

You can't lose your gun when you're covered in bruises on the battlefield

Pay attention to a meaningless, simply mix red and white together

Great heroes shed blood without tears......

Gradually, those reporters involuntarily nodded and shrunk their necks, and they swayed along with Chen Xiaotang's shooting like a demon, and even hummed along with them...... It seems that they have already put on the wine table in front of them, the two pots are full, the chips are staggered, and the wine is boiling!

You have a cup and I have a cup, everyone drinks and blows on the bottle!

Two little bees, flying among the flowers!

Fifteen, twenty, twenty-five!

Come to McDonald's, what to eat, hamburger hamburger!

Hello brothers, eight horses! ……

Yes, these reporters have gradually gone mad, and they have been led by Chen Xiaotang into a madness.

The song sung by Chen Xiaotang seems to have a powerful demagogic power, those female reporters are better, and the male reporters have already "become animalistic" and "exposed in their true form", so they almost open the wine table to fight each other.

And the most unlucky are the patients in this hospital, when Chen Xiaotang sings, it is the moment when they fart~ needles, so they ...... Screaming and screaming!

Someone said afterwards: Chen Xiaotang's song has harmed countless farts ~ shares! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )