"Haha, don't be shy, it's not derogatory." Touching Liu Yilan's head, Shangguan turned to Xin Yuyuan and said: "Sister Yuyuan, the time is almost up, call Yimeng back!" I haven't seen her for so long, so I miss her. ”

"I'm so cute!" Xin Yuyuan smiled softly, and gathered her slightly messy hair: "Wait for my sister to clean up, I'll go and pick up Yimeng back, I haven't seen you for so long, Yimeng always says that she wants to be an uncle!" ”

"Haha, we know that we have a heart at a glance." Shangguan is quite complacent, don't look at his previous appearance, but he has a child's 'edge', the little cubs in the community are close to him, Zhao Yimeng is no exception, now after three system transformations, the appearance has also been fine-tuned three times, although the nose is still the nose, the eyes are still the eyes, but the combination is more and more coordinated, it is commonly known as the pleasing to the eye, durable.

People are creatures who judge people by their appearance, although children do not have a strong concept of beauty and ugliness, but they are also more willing to get close to those good-looking people, young children are strong, and enhance their appearance, Shangguan can be described as a child killer, and he has a level with the young woman killer Pu Cunxi...... At half past seven in the evening, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong came with fruit drinks; At 7:45, Zhao Yimeng happily jumped into the arms of Shangguan Nengren: "Uncle Nengren, ride a big horse, ride a big horse!" ”

At eight o'clock, Xu Jingru was dressed in a police uniform and broke in in a hurry: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not late, right?" ”

“……”

Seeing the things in Xu Jingru's hand, Shangguan was able to complain: "Sister, what do you mean!?" ”

"Huh? This one! It's not embarrassing to come to the door empty-handed, it's a gift. ”

"How can you give handcuffs for gifts!? You're sick! The bright handcuffs in Xu Jingru's hand made Shangguan Nengren's face black, he was sure, definite and sure, Xu Jingru was a male version of Sakuragi Hanamichi, lacking heart and eyes to the extreme, worse than Sakuragi Hanamichi sending bananas to gorillas.

"Oh? How dare you talk to your sister like that? Xu Jingru smiled gloomily.

"Sister...... Sister, don't shoot! The muzzle of the gun was pressed on the chin, and the Shangguan person pushed the golden mountain and poured the jade pillar, knelt down with a plop, and cried: "The hero spares his life!" Leave me alone! ”

"Oh, hehehe......" Xu Jingru's queen smiled so much, and the butt of the gun knocked on the head of the functional: "Don't worry!" If you don't have bullets, you can't kill people. ”

Shangguan capable person orz, when he meets such a superb policewoman, he is really enough, immeasurable Tianzun, accept this female tyrannosaurus!

"......" Xin Yuyuan tugged at the corners of his mouth and said with a forced smile: "Officer Xu, welcome, please take a seat." ”

Xu Jingru laughed: "I'm sorry, maybe the gift is a little wrong, but these handcuffs are just simulated, some are sold in love shops, and they are suitable for special fetishes......"

"Please stop talking!" Xin Yuyuan's face was full of shame, interrupted Xu Jingru's words, and gave her a nickname in her heart - female hooligan.

Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong were dumbfounded: This ...... Is this really a policeman? How can you be more hooligan than a hooligan?

Liu Yilan was shocked by Xu Jingru from just now, and she was shrinking behind the sofa at this moment, trembling: Wow! It's horrible, Mom...... Only Zhao Yimeng was still full of vitality and jumped on the back of ORZ's Shangguan person: "Drive, run quickly!" ”

“……”

Xin Yuyuan resisted the urge to collapse, and went over to hug Zhao Yimeng down: "Yimeng, don't make trouble, this is Aunt Xu, call Aunt Xu quickly." ”

Today's house is so lively, Zhao Yimeng is very excited, and her personality, which was originally a little afraid of life, has also changed, and she called happily: "Hello Aunt Xu." ”

"Yo! Whose little girl is this so beautiful? It's so cute, come, let Auntie hug. Seeing Zhao Yimeng, Xu Jingru's eyes lit up, I don't know if it was an illusion, Xin Yuyuan seemed to see the light of a wolf.

Delusion, right?

Xin Yuyuan put aside the thoughts in his mind and smiled: "Yimeng, is it okay to let Auntie hug you?" ”

"Don't!" Zhao Yimeng's answer was unexpected, and Xu Jingru's face changed: "Why don't you let your aunt hug you?" ”

"My mother said that I can't let strangers hug me, and if someone wants to hug me, I will yell for help and call the police."

Xu Jingru: "......"

Xin Yuyuan's face was full of embarrassment: "Officer Xu, she ...... cute"

"It's cute!" Xu Jingru laughed excitedly, and the light in her eyes became stronger and stronger: "Hmmmm...... What a cute little Lori! If only it were my daughter, huhuhu......"

What a fanatical lolicon-controlled female pervert!

Zhao Yimeng shrank into Xin Yuyuan's arms in fear: "Mom, there are perverts, there are perverts who want to eat me......"

"Don't be afraid, perverts don't eat people." Xin Yuyuan comforted softly, but Xu Jingru heard that something was wrong, but she couldn't say anything wrong, and now her mind was full of the cute little Lori in front of her, and she couldn't take care of anything else.

"Hug it, just let Auntie hug it, just give it to you, Auntie will give it to you...... Give you ......" Xu Jingru rummaged through a few pockets, and finally took out a handful of yellow-orange-orange gadgets: "Hehe, Auntie will give you toys." ”

"You're a bullet! You're a bullet! Shangguan jumped up and blocked in front of Zhao Yimeng, with black lines on his face: "Are you still a policeman?" Are you still a people's policeman? How can you give a bullet to a child as a toy!? You're sick! ”

complained wildly about the female tyrannosaurus, if Xu Jingru's colleagues saw him, he would definitely regard him as a revolutionary martyr, three incense sticks in the morning and evening, and a plate of fruit roast chicken during the New Year's Festival, plus a pot of wine, and a cannon ...... "You dare to talk to my sister like this?" Xin Yuyuan's face turned black again, his eyes were faint, like the black light of the abyss, the pistol was against the head of a competent person, and his voice was like ice for thousands of years, which could freeze and crack people's blood vessels: "Do you have medicine?" ”

Click--the crowd is petrified and shattered.

"Uh......" Shangguan Nengren sweated a huge drop of sweat on his head: "How much do you eat?" ”

"How many do you have?"

"You eat as much as you want!"

"You eat as much as you want!"

"I won't give you anything to eat!"

"Then give me food!"

Xu Jingru squatted down holding her stomach, her whole body was weak, and she smiled bitterly: "For this meal, I didn't eat lunch at noon, and I was about to starve to death." ”

Crowd waterfall sweat.

Shangguan helped Xu Jingru to sit down on the sofa, stuffed a banana into her mouth, and smiled bitterly: "Sister, I only knew that you were so sincere." ”

"I'm honest." Xu Jingru ate all the bananas in three or two bites, and took another one herself without being polite...... After eating three bananas in a row, temporarily suppressing her hunger, thinking about it warmly, Xu Jingru's stomach was fine, and she began to think crankily again, staring at Zhao Yimeng with bright eyes, her face flushed with excitement, and she was panting.

"......" The competent person stood in front of Xu Jingru and coughed dryly: "Sister, let me introduce you, this is my parents, this is my godsister...... Ylang, what are you doing? What are you doing behind the couch? Come here. ”

Liu Yilan turned a corner with a frightened face, bypassed Xu Jingru, and came behind the competent person on the other side, avoiding Xu Jingru's gaze.

Xu Jingru didn't care at all, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be an uncle and aunt!" I scared you just now! Rely on me, rely on me, I have been this virtue since I was a child, and I can't change it, if you two are scared, scold me twice, hit me twice, and I won't fight back. ”

You still want to fight back, don't you?

Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong looked at each other and smiled bitterly, this kind of superb policewoman...... Today is a long insight.

"It's okay, it's really good, it's not so restrictive." As soon as I heard this, Shangguan Yi said, and Shangguan was able to sigh: It's still my father who can speak, but my mother can't say this. Something like that.

"Hehe, I've been thinking about it today, where are the parents of the Shangguan people? How can you teach such a good son. Originally, I thought that my uncle was at least six feet tall, with a fierce face, a tiger's back, a thick callus on his palms, invulnerable, and invulnerable...... The aunt is a heroine among women, drinking wine in a big bowl, eating meat in large pieces, and her bold style is not inferior to that of men......"

The family of three was in a cold sweat, Xin Yuyuan hugged Zhao Yimeng, and quietly pulled Liu Yilan to the kitchen, this policewoman is too tough, and she is light in teaching bad children, how can this kind of person be a policeman? She should be the eldest sister of such and such a club.

Big sister, please lead the three thousand city management to dominate the world!

"I didn't expect my uncle and aunt to be ordinary, I was really surprised." After Xin Yuyuan finished speaking, he sighed: "It is said that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and rat sons can make holes, I used to believe it, but now I don't believe it, it turns out that ordinary parents can also give birth to dragons and phoenixes." ”

“……”

Shangguan Yi's face twitched, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "I don't dare to take the prize." ”

What else can be said? He's a big man, it's not good to slap a woman!

Even a calm person like Shangguanyi was stimulated to smoke people, Xu Jingru was going to sit on the grave and scold for a long time, maybe she could get the dead out of the grave.

Li Xinhong kept her head down and muttered: "Ordinary parents...... Ordinary Parents...... It turns out that I've always been very ordinary......"

Mom, as long as you open your mouth, I will definitely kick this female rascal down from the twelfth floor.

"Haha, uncle, aunt, your son is really amazing, he is skilled, he is a good material to be a policeman, by the way, brother, you are about to graduate from high school, right? How about going to the police academy then? My sister has a lot to do with the police academy, you study hard for a few years, how can you lead the team out of the mission by yourself when you come out. ”

Something you can talk about! Xu Jingru said this so boldly.

Shangguan shook his head again and again: "Sister, you have received your kindness, but our teacher has already helped me choose a volunteer, and I will have the opportunity to talk about it in the future, and I will have the opportunity to say it again, hehe......"

The college entrance examination is just like that, unless you fail to take the exam again, how can you have a chance in the future? This Tai Chi is terrible.

"Your teacher chose a volunteer for you?" Shangguan Yi frowned: "When did it happen?" How did we not know? ”

Shangguan has never told his parents about his current test results, and their impression is still stuck before the summer vacation.

In fact, Shangguan can people are also very unhappy, the grandson of the king of Yama took advantage of his love and depression for more than ten days, and I don't know where to get a college entrance examination volunteer form, at that time, Shangguan people have been in a trance, and they filled in the form in a daze, and only came back to their senses after filling it out, and the king of Yama chose his first choice for him - Peking University!

Later, I heard that King Yama was not very satisfied with this, and said that if he could, he would also want to fill in the second choice as Tsinghua and the third choice as Fudan...... Crazy Yama King, you are much more spicy than Eiji Onizuka.

(To be continued)