The boy was extremely fast, and the dust behind him was smashed, and he actually ran out of Ferrari effect, which was amazing.

rushed to the front, grabbed the wrist of the competent man with one hand, the boy's eyebrows were upside down, and he shouted: "Don't let go yet!" ”

used the strength of the milk to pull hard, I thought that this time I would first pull away the hand of the competent person, and then pull his neck and beat him violently, and a hero to save the beauty!

But an accident happened, under the pull of his 'power of nine cows and two tigers', the arm of the competent man was motionless, in this situation, the boy was like a koala, hanging on the arm of the competent man, this thick branch, I wanted to pull the branch off, but I was shocked to find that his own strength could not even make the branch move, which seemed ridiculous.

The situation that exceeded the expectations of the script happened, and the boy's face was suddenly like a heavy date, his eyebrows were like lying silkworms, and he was full of shame and indignation.

"Uh......" Shangguan turned his head to look at Zhang Tingting: "Who is this stupid?" Do you know? ”

Zhang Tingting shook her head again and again, looking puzzled: "I don't know." Turning his head to look at the boy, "Who are you?" ”

The hero didn't succeed in saving the beauty, but he was treated as a **.

"I ...... I ...... "The boy knows that he has made trouble even if he is twice, his face is like a heavy jujube, and his eyebrows are like lying silkworms."

"Huh?" Seeing the boy's appearance, Zhang Tingting was surprised: "Powerful man, look at it!" He's a bit like you! You're almost as good as him when you're blushing! ”

"You're talking nonsense!" Shangguan Nengren pursed his lips and turned his head to look at the boy, this heavy jujube face, lying silkworm eyebrows......

“……”

"Ahem!" Shangguan Nengren let go of his hand and patted the boy on the shoulder: "What is this like?" You see, he's much thicker than me. ”

Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes disdainfully: "Who said it's big, I'm talking about appearance!" You were so virtuous when you were teased by Bebe! ”

"What's the matter? No way! "Absolutely don't admit it, don't admit it to death, Shangguan can't tolerate being like a boy!

Zhang Tingting took out her mobile phone from her pocket, pressed out a photo three or two times, and the screen was facing the competent person: "Take a look for yourself." ”

When Shangguan looked over, he saw a thin monkey-like Guan Gong on the mobile phone screen, with a face like a heavy jujube and eyebrows like a lying silkworm......

Shame on you! Shame on you! Shangguan's face suddenly changed like a heavy jujube, and his eyebrows were like lying silkworms......

The boy also saw this photo, and the shame that had just subsided broke out again, his face was like a heavy date, and his eyebrows were like lying silkworms......

Zhang Tingting's eyes lit up, and she quickly used her mobile phone to snap twice to put the appearance of the two of them into the mobile phone memory card, and when she saw the two Guan Gong on the screen, she immediately looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Wowhaha!" It's hilarious! ”

Shangguan Nengren came back to his senses and said angrily: "Delete it!" ”

"Don't think!" Zhang Tingting stuck out her tongue: "Hmph! I'm going to print it out in the future and stick it on the wall to ward off evil spirits! ”

"Damn! You can just stick it to the bedside for contraception! Shangguan was so embarrassed that he reached out and grabbed his phone: "Delete it for me!" ”

"Don't think!" Zhang Tingting hurriedly protected her mobile phone, and kicked her little foot on the leg of the competent person: "Go away!" Go away! ”

Looking at the two people who were fighting, the boy was full of cows, hiding his face and crying: "Wow, ah, ah~~~ Shame!" I'm ashamed! Mommy ......"

"Uh......" The two who were scuffling looked at the teenager running in the sunset, and two drops of sweat appeared on their heads.

"It's all your fault!" Zhang Tingting opened the hand of the competent person, put the mobile phone in her trouser pocket naturally, pulled the zipper, and rolled her eyes: "It's a good child who was scared away by you." ”

"What does it have to do with me?" Shangguan Nengren did not show weakness: "If you weren't pretending to be a weak woman, how could that fool run over and be bored?" ”

"Who let you bully me, you deserve it!" Zhang Tingting stuck out her tongue, snorted softly, and turned her head to walk towards the carport.

"Huh? Don't go! I haven't said anything yet! Shangguan was able to catch up: "What the hell are you looking for me?" ”

was interrupted by that ** young man, Shangguan almost forgot about this stubble, but fortunately, his brain was not bad, and he remembered it in time.

"Look at my memory, I almost forgot." When Zhang Tingting heard this, she knocked her head, stuck out her tongue, and smiled: "Thank you!" Otherwise, I won't be able to complete the task. ”

"Mission?" Shangguan Nengren didn't understand: "Didn't you tell me something?" What does it have to do with the task? ”

"No way." Zhang Tingting sighed, looked at the capable person, and said sneakily: "The imperial army asked me to bring you a message." ”

"Uh......" Shangguan was stunned for a moment, and then said awe-inspiringly: "What did the devil say?" ”

Zhang Tingting rubbed her hands and said with a smile: "As long as you can surrender your gun and surrender to the imperial army, you will be guaranteed to be prosperous and rich, and the banknotes will be greatly ......."

"Daydreaming!" Shangguan was able to pinch Zhang Tingting's neck and said angrily: "You traitor! I didn't see you coming! I represent the people, I represent the government, I ...... I'll strangle you! ”

"Ya Butterfly...... Uh-huh...... cough ......" Zhang Tingting's face changed, raised her right foot, and kicked upwards hard.

“？！？！？！”

A song of dandan's sadness, Shangguan Nengren didn't catch his breath, his face was pale, his hands were clutched, and he fell to the ground with a bang.

Zhang Tingting covered her neck and coughed repeatedly: "You ...... You bastard, you really pinched me! I...... Ay? What happened to you? ”

Shangguan is full of bulls: "My balls, sure enough...... Really...... Sure enough, you are destined to die without a companion and be lonely for the rest of your life......"

……

A few minutes later, Zhang Tingting helped Shangguan to stand up, her face full of guilt: "Are you okay?" I'm sorry! I was a little out of breath just now, and I didn't pay attention to the weight of my feet. ”

Shangguan Nengren shook his head with tears: "This is all fate...... I confessed ......"

First Xiang Beibei, then Xu Jingru, this caught up with Zhang Tingting, Shangguan Nengren's heart was dripping blood, and his eyes were bursting with tears: Could it be ...... Could it be ...... Are my balls destined to be destroyed by acquaintances sooner or later? Immeasurable Heavenly Venerables, Amitabha Buddhas, Harry Luyas, I greet the eight generations of your ancestors......

"Huh?" It's obviously my fault, what does it have to do with fate?

Zhang Tingting scratched her head and said in her voice: "This ...... Anyway, it's me who is wrong, you come home with me! I have Yunnan Baiyao aerosol at home, you ...... You ...... Squirt yourself......"

In the end, Zhang Tingting blushed.

"Don't go ......" Shangguan shook his tears: "I will go to your house for at least twenty minutes, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold out ......"

Riding a bicycle, as soon as your feet go up and down, Dandan has to endure the saddle for twenty minutes of 'grinding', Shangguan can really not afford to be hurt!

"This ...... This is also ......" Zhang Tingting also thought of the key, blushed, and said: "That...... Why don't you get in my car and I'll take you? ”

"Don't go!" Shangguan Neng people categorically refused: "Let a girl take me, I can't pull that face." ”

"Tsk, you're discriminating against women." Zhang Tingting was a little dissatisfied.

"No, I have a lot of respect for women, and I often give up my seat to women on the bus." Shangguan Nengren took a breath, feeling that although the balls were still a little numb, at least they reacted a little, it seems that Zhang Tingting is much lighter than Xiang Beibei and Xu Jingru now, and I think about it, Xiang Beibei is a black second generation, and his kung fu is definitely not bad, and his strength is not bad, not to mention Xu Jingru, who dares to say that his C-level fists and feet are weak? That's definitely a tyrannosaurus-level horror, I can't stand it with one claw!

That is, Zhang Tingting, although she also loves sports, but after all, she has never practiced, no matter how big the strength on her feet is, it is not much bigger.

It's okay! The balls are a little hard!

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what the hell do you want?" Although Zhang Tingting felt guilty in her heart, she was also impatient with the attitude of the competent people.

"I just want to take a break." Shangguan walked into the carport with his legs between his legs, sat on his broken two six, spread his legs, dried the eggs, and felt cold: "Whew...... Much more comfortable. ”

Zhang Tingting: "......"

"Hey......" Shangguan looked at Zhang Tingting: "Say it!" What the hell did the Imperial Army say? ”

"Huh?" Zhang Tingting didn't react at first, but then she remembered and rolled her eyes: "What kind of imperial army!" It's my mom! ”

"Oh, your mother should be Taijun, say it! What did Taijun say? Shangguan Neng Ren smirked.

Auntie has something for me? You won't find me to watch 18r cartoons, right? That's too hard.

"Your mother is too gentleman!" Zhang Tingting looked dissatisfied: "I won't mess with you, it was last night, my mother told me last night, after the exam is over, let you go to our house for a trip, and find you if you have something." ”

"What are you looking for me?" Still 'must'? You won't really look for me to watch the 18r, right?

"How do I know!" Zhang Tingting put her arm on the shoulder of the functional person and said: "Anyway, it's not a matter of studying, it must be a matter of animation, you have hooked up my mother's favor, and I have been muttering to me a lot these days, and my ears are about to grind out of cocoons." ”

"Muttering?" Shangguan Nengren was interested, after all, it was related to himself, and he was very curious: "What is Auntie muttering to me?" ”

"Humph! I don't know! Zhang Tingting turned her head, her face was unhappy, and she was a little red.

"Good daughter, it's rare to see such a good boy as a young man, think about it, don't talk about studying well, the paintings you paint can be kept by your grandfather as an heirloom, this is a great ability to eat for a lifetime, and you will definitely spend money if you marry him."

"Think about the food he cooks again, that cooking skill is not much worse than that of Shangri-La chef, he can make money and cook, where can he find such a good man?"

"Putting that aside, let's just talk about character! The little capable man looks very gentle! is also very considerate, my mother has talked to him for so long, and I am patient to talk to my mother, not a little impatient, how good? ”

"Don't talk about these software conditions, just talk about the hardware conditions, although it's a little thin, it's very strong, tall, and good, if you can really succeed in the future, you must have good genes when you have a child, oh hehe, don't be embarrassed."

"The most important thing is that the little capable man and his mother have the same interests, as long as he becomes his mother's son-in-law, his mother will be able to talk to him about the general trend of animation every day, oh hehehe......"

Thinking of the words that Chen Manyun muttered in her ear, Zhang Tingting's heart was beating, her face was burning, and it was extremely hot......

(To be continued)