Belle......

Hearing that I shamelessly used this word to describe myself, the corners of the boy's mouth twitched, and his body movements stiffened significantly.

It was too late, it was too fast, I stomped on my feet, and my bloated body "flew" up the wall extremely briskly, and in the dull gaze of the young man, I sat hard in mid-air!

"Whew!"

The skinny teenager was unfortunately pressed under my buttocks, and sitting on the boy's skinny but not too hard body, I tried my heavy ass and said to myself, "Well, yes, it's just right to be used as a human cushion!" ”

Boy: "......"

Silly Big One: "......"

"You ...... Fat woman, get out of the way! ”

The young man's eyes were cruel and cruel, and the murderous aura that erupted from his body was extremely terrifying, I can guarantee that once I remove my noble buttocks at this moment, he will definitely kill me without mercy!

Still, I'll stupidly get out of the way?

After sitting down twice harder, I patted the young man's not very broad back, and beckoned to the stupid big man: "You can also come and sit, it's very comfortable!" ”

The stupid big man blinked at me with big ignorant eyes, and then looked at the young man who was tortured by my noble buttocks, scratching his messy hair: "Lady, are you really comfortable?" ”

As he spoke, he strode over, looking presumably interested in the human cushion.

Seeing that the tall and sturdy stupid big man really came over, the young man rolled his eyes and fainted very simply.

Me: "......"

This baby can't help but be scared!

"Lady, this kid is dizzy."

The stupid big man told me about this problem that I could see without being blind, and I rubbed my chin to observe the remote alley where I was hiding, and found that as long as it was not a desperate person who was chased and killed like us, no one would normally pass by.

Hehehe, I gave a dumbfounded order to the stupid big one: "Pick up his clothes for me!" ”

The stupid big man was stunned, blinking at me with big obsidian eyes, and then at the unconscious young man, wrinkling his dirty face: "Lady, this is ...... It's not good, he's still a kid! ”

It's true that the boy has a bewitching and coveted face, but he is only thirteen or fourteen years old, except for those perverts who like to play with underage beautiful teenagers, no one can bear to do it, right?

Ahh What was I thinking!

A slap on the stupid big head, I was angry: "What are you thinking in your head!" The old lady just wants to punish him! ”

Of course, I'm still going to take the sheep and get some money or something, who let this kid be so blind and rob me, a man who has just lost 200,000 and 80 gold coins?

After a cup of tea.

I checked the extra ten gold coins in my hand, and then glanced at the body of the young man Bai Huahua who fell to the ground, the texture like mutton fat and white jade was not inferior to the ice seed I opened in Gambling Shixuan, and people's hands couldn't help but move.

If I hadn't been strong enough, I might have done something perverted to destroy a delicate boy.

However, for a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy whose strength is not as good as mine, I can't do it.

Squatting down, pinching the young man's handy face, I wiped a handful of saliva, extremely sorry: "Sao Nian, Sao Nian, sister, I kindly let you go this time, don't you bump into the hands of a perverted man or woman again!" ”

The stupid big man stretched my arm dissatisfied, I looked back at him, and saw that this guy's dirty face was full of resentment: "Lady, he is not good-looking!" ”

Me: "......"

There was still one last step left in the punishment, I took out paper and pen from the space bracelet, and drew a big black steamed bun on the young man's snow-white chest, originally thinking of transforming his lower body, but looking at the resentful eyes of the stupid big man, I thought that once I took off the boy's pants, the stupid big man would definitely go crazy, so forget it.

A quarter of an hour later, the stupid big man and I hid in the shadow of a gloomy forest entrance, looking at the pursuers who were chasing the two of us wandering outside the forest, and the lean boss Hao led by him had a gloomy face: "Let me go in and search!" ”

The dogleg No. 1 on his side was full of hesitation: "Master, once this goose does not return to the forest, it will get lost in it and can't find an exit, it's very evil!" ”

Boss Hao slapped over, and I could hear the whistling wind even if it was far away, this slap was much more energetic than my stupid big one, and as an audience, I felt a pain in my flesh.

The fanned dog's leg didn't dare to be angry or cry out in pain, so he could only hold his beaten head and hang his head and wait for death.

Boss Hao said angrily: "Idiot, the entire Jade Town has been turned over, there is no trace of those two guys, the direction of the main gate is blocked and they can't get out, except for this forest that we haven't searched, you tell me where else they can run?!" ”

The dog's legs trembled, and he looked constipated.

Hiding in the shadows, I pouted, understanding the dogleg's feelings.

Geese do not return to the forest, as the name suggests, even the geese with the strongest sense of direction will not be able to find the direction of return when they enter it, although this forest does not have the ferocious flood beasts of the Ten Thousand Snake Forest, but it can make people completely lose their sense of direction, so as to get lost in the forest.

When the lost man has eaten all the food, what awaits him but death?

Of course, there are no vicious beasts or anything in it, it's just my guess, because for a long time, few people who have entered the wild goose forest have come out alive, and the vast majority of those who can come out alive are the senior people, the dead people will not come out to explain, and the senior people will not run out to publicize their experience in the wild goose no return forest, so few people know what the situation inside the wild goose forest is.

At least, none of us, including me and the stupid big man, know about our group of people wandering outside the forest of no return.

Therefore, it is understandable that Boss Hao's dog legs are so hesitant.

However, in the face of the huge temptation and confusion of the spirit stone, Boss Hao couldn't care about the danger anymore, and ordered gloomily: "Search for me, it's so dangerous that the geese don't return, they shouldn't dare to go deeper, just search on the periphery!" ”

I have to say that Boss Hao is a successful businessman, and the characteristics of people dying for money and birds for food are vividly exerted in him.

I held the stupid big man's hand tightly, and secretly exerted force under my feet, ready to launch the escape footwork and run away at any time before the group found the two of us.

However, God did not help me, and God abandoned me once again.

There was a sudden sound of rustling in the grass behind me, and before I could look back to see what had happened, I heard a beautiful angry voice ringing in my ears: "Damn fat woman, you give me death!" ”

Pit Niang's laughter: One day, Liu Yao's hemorrhoids attacked, the chrysanthemums were red and swollen, and some chrysanthemum petals were bleeding, and Liu Yao was very embarrassed to call the stupid big man to give him medicine. So, Liu Yao knelt on the bed, the chrysanthemums bloomed, the stupid big man knelt behind him, his upper body was slightly bent, and his rough big fingers were smeared with ointment, slowly approaching.

Suddenly, the door of the room was pushed open, and Meizi stood outside the door with a shocked face, looking at the strange posture of the two, and then looking at the little red on the willow chrysanthemum, and silently closed the door.

PS: Pit Niang's small laughter, laughter is healthier, if the officials are happy, please order a collection, smash a few recommended tickets for the reward money, thank you!