[No. 0091 Deception: The Fun of Bargaining]

Don't look at the crystal and don't buy vegetables, but it's very good at bargaining. After wandering around a few vegetable stalls and learning about the price of vegetables, I stopped in front of an old woman's vegetable stall.

"Auntie, how do you sell cucumbers?"

"Five dollars a pound." Seeing that there was business coming to the door, the old woman greeted her warmly. "Look at my cucumber, it's very tender! This is still just picked in the morning, and it is sweet and crunchy. Girl, you taste. ”

Crystal was not polite, and took a piece of cucumber that the old woman had broken. After tasting it, he exclaimed, "Well, it's so sweet, it's so crisp." However, it's only four bucks over there! Auntie, can you give it cheaper? ”

Some of the sellers in the morning market buy goods from the city to sell here, and there are also many people who come from the surrounding countryside to sell things deliberately. Some of them are quite simple. And this old woman is obviously this kind of person, she didn't doubt the crystal's words, but hesitated for a moment and asked, "Girl, I'm a harmless cucumber." It's almost time for the morning market, and if you want to buy more, I'll give you five cents cheaper. ”

Chen Qingyun was helpless for a while, and had already asked the price just now, this old woman's cucumber was the best and the cheapest. This girl still wants to exploit, everyone is so old, is it easy to sell a few cucumbers? I wanted to talk about it, but I couldn't bear to spoil her interest when I saw Crystal's joyful look when she bargained.

Crystal stretched out two fingers and said, "Then I'll buy these, okay?" ”

"Two pounds? Too little. Why don't you buy five catties, and I'll give you four, can you see it? "The old woman is also a master of business, and she decided to sell it in a big way, and the profit was determined by the sales volume.

"Ah, five pounds, that's too much. That's so much, when will I have to finish it! In this way, how about I buy three catties, four yuan a catty? ”

"That won't work. Girl, then I'll pay for it. ”

The two of you come and go, for a few cents, bargaining happily.

After ten minutes of tongue war, the crystal finally hooked up two catties of cucumbers with the price of three pieces of eighty-one catties, which made the old woman shake her head bitterly, and said vigorously: "It's really a loss, it's really a loss." ”

Crystal was very happy to buy the best cucumber at a cheap price. It seems to be a very worthy thing to show off, and he happily said with the bag: "Haha, amazing!" ”

Chen Qingyun was speechless, what was there to be proud of with two catties of cucumbers, and it made the old woman's heart ache. I guess I thought that the morning market would be over soon, otherwise Crystal would never have bought such a good cucumber at this price.

Crystal handed the cucumber to Chen Qingyun and prepared to pay. Flipping left and right, there was no change at all, all of them were a hundred.

Chen Qingyun thought sadly, this is a rich man! It's just that this Nizi will be despised by the old woman? Such a rich man actually bothered with her for a few cents for a long time.

"Auntie, give!"

The old woman smiled bitterly and said, "Girl, don't you have any change?" Where can I find it! ”

Crystal didn't even think about it, and directly stuffed the money to the old woman, saying, "Then you don't need to look for it." “

"What?" The old woman was dumbfounded, this girl is not sick in the head, right? It took 100 yuan to buy two catties of cucumbers, since you are so generous, why did you bargain just now?

By the time the old woman came back to her senses, the two crystals had already left. The old woman could only reluctantly stuff the money into her pocket, her head shook, and she didn't understand what Crystal was thinking in her heart.

When he was a little farther away, Chen Qingyun asked Crystal: "Shui Shui, your head is in the water!" Isn't it in vain to bargain so hard just now? Fifty cucumbers a pound, you are really rich! “

Crystal glanced at him and said unhappily, "What do you understand?" The old lady is so old, and it is not easy to come and sell cucumbers every morning. Besides, I'm just having fun bargaining, I don't understand it. What an unloving person you are! ”

A black line appeared in Chen Qingyun's head, yes, it's me who has no love, or is it your rich man's weird bad taste!

As the time for the morning market is approaching, some vendors have already begun to close their stalls and leave. The two of them took the time to sweep around, and finally bought all the things they needed before they were finished.

Crystal was very idle carrying a small environmental protection bag, but Chen Qingyun was a little painful. Not to mention a vegetable basket, there are many, many plastic bags, which is simply a human meat cart.

Fortunately, the chengguan adults appeared in time to help Chen Qingyun get out of the predicament.

"It's a pity, I haven't bought enough yet?" Crystal sighed, turned his head to Chen Qingyun, who had a large bag and a small bag, and said, "It's all your fault, if you move faster, can you still buy more things?" ”

Chen Qingyun really wanted to detain all the vegetable bags to this bastard woman's head, but he couldn't, so he had to endure it.

The two of them went back to where they parked their bikes and hung their things on the handlebars. Pushing the cart, the two were about to leave.

At this time, the old woman selling cucumbers appeared on the opposite side of the road, probably with a lot of cucumbers left today, and it was a little difficult to carry a large basket made of rattan.

staggered to the side of the road, and seemed to be walking in the direction of Chen Qingyun and the others. However, at this time, a car suddenly passed by the side of the road at high speed. The whistle sounded, and the old woman was stunned, looking at the car and not knowing how to move.

"Ahh Crystal covered her eyes, not daring to look at what happened next.

"Crunch!" There was a strong braking movement, and the tires rubbed against the ground, leaving a long blackened mark.

Crystal put down her hands and looked at the car, which had stopped, but the old woman was not found in front of the car. At this time, there were already many people around the car, and Crystal wanted to ask Chen Qingyun to go over and have a look, but when he turned his head, he found that the bicycle had fallen to the ground, and Chen Qingyun was gone.

On the other side of the car, a lot of people gathered, pointing and pointing. Crystal couldn't hold it back, and finally ran over. But there were too many people, and she couldn't squeeze in at all.

In desperation, I could only make small jumps continuously, trying to see the situation inside. But there were too many people, and I still couldn't see it.

But she had heard some good news, and the old woman seemed to be fine. At that moment of crisis, the old woman was pushed away.

"He's so handsome just now!"

"Dude, there you have it. At such a distance, you rushed over so quickly. ”

"Handsome guy, that's so cool. Come, I'll take a picture of you. In the future, you will be an Internet celebrity "Brother Speed"! ”

In these years, those who watch the excitement are not afraid of big things, and there is everything. There are praises for saving people, and naturally there are also scoldings.

The unlucky one was the driver, who was knocked and beaten in the car and didn't dare to get down, and kept making calls with his mobile phone, seemingly ready to call for help.

"Guys, let's go. The eldest lady was frightened and had some trouble breathing, can you make some room for you? ”

Crystal was stunned, this voice is so familiar, it seems to be a big hooligan!

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ps: After a day off, I haven't gotten better after a few days of dripping, and I'm very anxious!