Chapter 1505: The Lion Opens His Mouth
The Lord of the Moving Mountain is eating a pig in the lobby.
The pig is whole and freshly roasted.
A large iron drill was pierced through the butt of the fat pig, directly through the pig's mouth, and then set up on the bonfire.
The wood used to burn the campfire is a fine fruit wood that has a faint fruity aroma when burned.
And this big fat pig was poured with wine and fed with various spices before it was killed, so it was roasted and fragrant all over the hall.
The mutton skewers and cumin incense on the street can't float here at all.
The lord of the moving mountain sat down next to the grill, holding a bowl in his hand, and the sauce was placed in the bowl.
The greatest happiness of demon life is nothing more than this.
The lord of the moving mountain has always loved to eat.
When he was practicing in the mountains, he didn't need to eat.
But I really miss the fireworks and the fragrant things that are made.
So, when the old man Wang moved the mountain, the lord of the city used the condition of moving the mountain in exchange for them to sacrifice to himself twice a month to eat and drink.
The first hundred years were quite good, and the old man Wang and his descendants sacrificed a few pigs and ducks to him every now and then.
At that time, the first and fifteenth days of the first lunar month were the days he was most looking forward to in his boring practice.
The food was worse later, but it wasn't bad.
But he never imagined that those grandsons would actually poison him!
Such crimes are unforgivable.
Not only because they poisoned him, but also because they actually poisoned the food, violently ruined the heavens, and rebelled!
However, after being poisoned, the city lord of the mountain actually gained some benefits.
When he was using cultivation to fight poison, his realm broke through and his strength increased greatly.
In addition, he actually found that the poison side dish was quite delicious.
This poison is so poisonous that the locals call it mangweed.
If these people hadn't fed him poison, he really didn't know that this grass was so fragrant as a seasoning dish.
Since then, when the lord of the mountain is eating, he will grind the grass into foam and sprinkle it on the vegetables with the salt grains.
At first, he was dizzy from eating.
Later, his ability to resist poison became stronger and stronger, and soon there were no toxic side effects at all.
The sauce in the bowl of the city lord is now made with vinegar, soy sauce, and mangweed.
Cut off a few thin pieces of meat, preferably five ripe, with a little blood, dip them in it, and pour it with seasoning and pick it up and put it in your mouth.
After chewing gently, the aroma of tender meat explodes in the mouth with the sauce, and it is as happy as a fairy.
The city lord of the mountain moved groaned again, it was so fucking delicious.
He was able to invent this way of eating, and he was a genius.
However, the happiness of genius was soon shattered.
A monster stood in front of the main hall and bowed, "City Lord..."
"What, Shennong City has been captured?"
The city lord who moved the mountain was in a good mood, and he learned to answer the mouthful of oil he ate.
"Well, no. The monster guard said: "It's a letter from the King of the Northern Wilderness, saying that there is something very important, so you must open it yourself." ”
The city lord of the mountain moved the mountain and stood up lazily, "You can just take it." ”
He picked up a piece of meat, tossed it in a bowl, and when his men put the letter beside him, he shoved a mouthful of meat into his mouth.
He wiped his hand on his clothes, chewed the flesh in his mouth, and was about to dismantle it......
"City Lord, something is wrong. Another youkai guard came running.
"What's wrong?"
Holding the letter in his hand, the Lord of the Mountain Moving City raised his head and asked.
"Less, the young city lord has been arrested. The youkai said.
"What, who is so bold that they don't want to live?"
The lord of the mountain-moving city stood up, wide and fat, tall, and as big as a mountain.
People who don't know the origin of his name still think that moving mountains is to describe him walking.
"That's it, just across the door from our city lord's mansion, that, the newly opened inn. ”
"The gangsters are opposite the City Lord's Mansion!?" The City Lord of the Mountain Moving Mountain was furious, "You waste, what am I raising you for!"
The dignified young city lord was actually tied up in front of his house.
If this spreads, he will still be one of the nine cities as the lord of the mountain.
The guard was aggrieved, "The young city lord is in the hands of others, I, we are not good at robbing, Wan, in case the other party tears up the ticket..."
This is indeed a problem.
Maybe it's because of the poison, or maybe the main cultivation of the moving mountain city is too profound, anyway, his heirs are not prosperous.
It took him so many years and so many monsters and humans to give birth to such a species, but he couldn't die young.
The Lord of the Mountain Moving City stood up and put the letter aside.
"What do you mean by gangsters now?" asked the Lord of the Mountain-Moving City.
"She wants a ransom, 100,000 yuan. ”
"Hey, isn't he a lion, dare to speak like that?" the city lord of the mountain moved gasped.
He doesn't have much stock, and most of it is used for food.
"It's not a lion, it's a fox. ”
"Hmph, let's go, I'll meet her!"
The lord of the moving mountain lifted the robe next to him and draped it over himself, letting the guards lead the way in front.
Snatching the son back from the other party's hands is the best way.
The middle strategy is to ransom his son out, then kill the other party, and then snatch the ransom back.
As for actually paying the ransom in exchange for his son, it is impossible.
As soon as his head is opened, not to mention losing face, his evil beast that causes trouble everywhere has been kidnapped many times.
On the way, the city lord of the mountain moved and asked, "This time, how did the little evil beast offend the other party?"
The guard said that this was the real father, and when he guessed, he knew that it was his son who offended the other party first.
"What, the young city lord didn't give money for dinner, and the little shopkeeper was angry. ”
The city lord of the mountain moved was stunned for a moment, incredulous, "Just because of such a small matter?"
The guard nodded.
"She doesn't know that if she comes to the door, our City Lord's Mansion will also pay?"
The guard shook his head.
"Damn it. ”
The Lord of the Mountain Moving City didn't know what to say.
His wicked beast forced the women of good families, killed passers-by, kicked the old man, punched the young son, and pretended to be a woman to deceive prostitutes......
These bad things have been done, and they are safe and sound
Today, I was kidnapped because I owed someone money for wine and food.
This retribution came too suddenly.
They soon came to the inn and saw that the guards had surrounded the inn.
Looking at the lively monsters outside, they surrounded the inner layer into three outer layers, and some even went up to the roof next to them.
They pointed and pointed, and although the words in their mouths were light, they were still heard clearly by the lord of the moving mountain: "Tsk, this evil beast is in trouble again." ”
"How many times this month?"
"All I know is that he fell in love with a little girl this morning, and when he snatched it, he hit and killed an old woman on his horse, and this is the third time today. ”
The city lord of the mountain moved frowned.
If he hadn't been like this, he would have been thrown into the hut and drowned.
I don't know what to cover up when I do bad things, what is that thing on my neck for.
The city lord of the mountain moved with a gloomy face, and was just about to enter the inn when he stopped.
"Sniff. He sniffed.
"Do you smell anything?" he asked, turning his head to the guard.
The guard followed and sniffed, "It's a little fragrant, and there's a little smell of barbecue in between." ”
The Mountain Moving City Lord took a sharp breath.
"What does it mean to have a little fragrance? It's very fragrant! Well, the seasoning is sprinkled on the barbecue, and it's delicious. "He was amazed.
The city lord of the mountain moved unexpectedly that there was a better seasoning in this world than his mangweed.