Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Mess
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Bathed in the starry sky, North China City is already thousands of lights, neon flashing, the weather is getting warmer and warmer, North China City is recovering its former vitality, green trees and red flowers are trying to grow, red men and green women are complaining, even the street lady, in the colder spring night, wearing a sexy leopard print outfit to attract customers-./-.---Remember!
Three hundred and sixty lines, no matter whether noble or lowly, everyone is busy trying to live.
A small single room in the Red Braised Mutton Restaurant.
Looking at Shangguan Nengren's stunned look, Xu Jingru smiled slightly: "Surprised? β
"Uh...... Be. Shangguan nodded, indeed surprised.
"I can't think of it either." Xu Jingru smiled slightly: "I didn't expect this to become the director." β
"Isn't that good!" Shangguan Nengren smiled: "It will save trouble for the child to register in the future." β
"Hehe, you want children? It's still early! Xu Jingru finally laughed.
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "No, in fact, it's only five or six years, oh, but at that time, sister, you probably got promoted early, alas!" White was happy. β
The chopsticks knocked on the head of the competent person, and Xu Jingru smiled: "I know that I want to think about these messy things." β
"Hey......
The atmosphere was much better, and the two talked and laughed, but they were also happy.
After eating until she was seven or eight minutes full, seeing that the red stewed mutton was about to bottom, Xu Jingru's eyes flashed and asked, "You haven't been to my house yet!" Do you want to check it out? β
"Uh......" Shangguan's heart jumped, what do you mean?
It's so late, a single woman invites a single man to her home, and the two have a one-night relationship, this is going to be an accident!
"This ......" is very difficult for the competent person, last time Xu Jingru also said that she will still be a brother and sister in the future, could it be that Xu Jingru also wants to be like Xin Yuyuan and maintain 'that' sister-brother relationship?
Xu Jingru's eyes were on fire, and she said, "What are you hesitating about!" I'm not afraid of a woman! What are you afraid of? β
Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "Sister, you are not afraid of anything." But I have a fiancΓ©e, and Babe...... Can I not be afraid! β
"It's useless!" Xu Jingru picked up the teapot with Coke, drank it all in one gulp, and slammed it on the dinner table with a 'Du Ang' (read it together), and said angrily: "Do you think that if you are afraid, you can erase the fact that you have a relationship with me?" β
"Sister, be quiet!" Shangguan people are really scared - remember! The nature of the country is easy to change and difficult to change, and Xu Jingru looks much more stable. But the temper of this powder keg has not changed at all, and it has a headache!
"Are you going!?" Xu Jingru stared at the capable man, looking like a gray wolf staring at the pleasant goat.
Shangguan was sweating and said, "Sister, you said it...... In the future, we will still have the same relationship as before......"
"Can't I change my mind?" Xu Jingru said domineeringly: "The old lady has also seen through it, with the old lady's temper, it will be difficult to find a man in the future." Just be a friend with you! Don't worry, I will never interfere with your normal life, but I have time, I will do it when I think about it, and you will take advantage of the cheapness, what other opinions do you have? β
"Uh...... "Shangguan people are sweating at the waterfall!" When he told Bei Bei to be his lover and not interfere in his life, he couldn't be happy, but today Xu Jingru is even more ruthless, not even a lover. It's just a cannon friend, not a romance, only a cannon, and the welfare has been improved.
It's just that......
"I just promised a few days ago that I wouldn't provoke other women, sister, you're making me make a mistake!" Shangguan is very embarrassed, he doesn't want to be untrustworthy, he has already promised Xiang Beibei and Zhang Tingting. promised that they would not provoke any more women, but Xu Jingru jumped out, but the two had that kind of relationship a few days ago. What's going on!?
"You didn't mess with me!" Xu Jingru sneered: "I provoked you!" Eat! Go to my house after eating! The old lady's stamens have long been hungry and thirsty. ββ¦,
Competent man: "......"
At half past nine in the evening, an apartment building.
Shangguan looked at the small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room. The size of the area is about the same as my own home, and the decoration is also good, and there is a huge art photo of Xu Jingru hanging in the living room.
Xu Jingru in the photo frame, wearing a tiger stripe bikini, with a cold face, revealing her perfect figure, full of sexy and wild atmosphere, if you don't know, you may think that this is just an artistic effect, but Shangguan can people feel that this photo perfectly reflects Xu Jingru's personality and temperament.
"What are you looking at?" Xu Jingru took off the sweater on her body, revealing the red underwear inside.
Compared with her figure, Xu Jingru's breasts may not count, but taking off her breasts and putting them on Zhang Tingting will definitely make Xiang Beibei's ridicule of her small breasts a thing of history, and even ridicule Xiang Beibei for being a washboard......
Shangguan Nengren swallowed his saliva: "I didn't see anything." β
Xu Jingru had a hint of blush on her face and said, "Go take a bath!" β
"Huh!?"
In the small bathroom, Shangguan had just taken off his clothes and was rinsing his body with a shower, but he heard the sliding door of the bathroom being opened, and Xu Jingru walked in naked.
Shangguan almost sprayed a nosebleed, and quickly pinched his nose: "You...... How did you get in? β
Xu Jingru frowned and said, "The two of them wash faster." β
After speaking, he walked behind Shangguan Nengren, hugged him, and stroked her chest and lower abdomen with both hands: "Do you want me to help you rub your back?" βγ
"No...... No need...... "He is a cultivator, his body can automatically detoxify and avoid dust, how can there be any mud and dirt, and rubbing it is also white, but Xu Jingru misunderstood: "Don't be ashamed, you men can not pay attention to personal hygiene, but if you have gynecological diseases, it is us women who suffer." β
Xu Jingru took off a bath towel from the wall hook, put her hand in it, and rubbed it behind the back of the competent person, but after rubbing it for a long time, she didn't see any dirt.
Xu Jingru was a little surprised: "I didn't see it, you still heard it clean, did you take a bath before you came?" β
"No, I take a shower every day, and my body is naturally clean." Shangguan didn't want Xu Jingru to think that he was ready for the 'battle cannon', if this misunderstanding occurred, his image of being wise and martial would be completely ruined.
Xu Jingru chuckled: "If that's the case, then help me rub my back!" β
"Oh, good." took the bath towel from Xu Jingru's hand, and the competent person used a shower to wet Xu Jingru's body, and his hand drilled into the bath towel, and rubbed it behind Xu Jingru's back with moderate strength.
Xu Jingru's body was also quite clean, and she didn't rub out mud and dirt.
"Alright." I don't know why, maybe it's the reason for the bath, so that Shangguan can people have a feeling of going to the bathhouse to take a bath, the bathhouse is full of bare-butted old men, although Xu Jingru is a woman, naked, but after rubbing, he didn't feel the slightest emotion, why is this?
"Hmm." Xu Jingru took out a bottle of shower gel, turned around and handed it to the competent person, and said with a burning gaze: "Help me apply it." β
"Uh......" At this time, Xu Jingru was facing him, with a full breast, a slender waist, and a round ......
Shangguanneng's hands trembled a little, squeezed the shower gel in the palm of his hand, rubbed his hands, and then put one hand on his chest, and the other hand on his back, sliding it regularly.
Xu Jingru only felt that Shangshang's two big hands were like electric massagers with heat, making her breathe comfortably short of breath and the spring tide surging.
Shangguan's capable hand stroked and slid on Xu Jingru's smooth skin, and his heart was also excited, and the 'little Shangguan' slowly raised his head, and finally turned into a hideous python.
Xu Jingru saw this python, her breathing became more and more rapid, she closed her eyes, stretched out her hand, held the python tightly, pinched its seven inches, and the competent person said 'oh': "Tap ......"...,
"You bad guy! It's you...... It's the last time you made me hurt so much! I'm going to get revenge today! Double! Thrice! Fourfold! Fivefold revenge! β
"Ahh Butterfly ......"
In the small bathroom, a fierce war between men and women broke out, at first Xu Jingru hated, and bombed the Shangguan people and couldn't raise her head, but the woman's natural physical disadvantage made her soon physically exhausted, and finally the Shangguan people regained the initiative and kicked off the counteroffensive.
After three repairs and perfections in the system, the strong horizontal physique made the Shangguan capable people full of destructive power, and the killed Xu Jingru only had the ability to parry, and had no power to fight back, and finally could only beg for mercy loudly, but the Shangguan capable people killed the real fire, and ignored it, and continued to bomb wildly, Xu Jingru, who was directly bombed, lost his eyes, drooled, and finally wowed, crying bitterly.
Shangguan was able to spare her, and left the small bathroom in the style of hugging the tiger and returning to the mountain, ending the first round of the battle between men and women.
But the battle did not end there, Xu Jingru's heart was full of wildness, after resting, she did not admit defeat, and when the Shangguan people did not check, she actually launched a sneak attack, pressed the Shangguan people under her for a while, attacked violently, and the Shangguan people who were killed screamed all over the sky.
It's a pity that the enemy was injured by 1,000 and lost 800, Xu Jingru gradually felt that the ammunition depot was out of ammunition, but she was never able to break through the city of Shangguan people, and she was anxious, she didn't want to run out of ammunition and food at this time, and was occupied by Shangguan people again, which kicked off the second round of counteroffensive.
Compared with Xu Jingru's ammunition and food, Shangguan Nengren is fully prepared with food and soldiers, and the three armies are killed, and the defeat of Xu Jingru, who has no power to resist, is lost by 3,000 miles, and it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days, completely conquering it, and when Xu Jingru moaned powerlessly on the sheets, Shangguan Nengren let out a roar of victory, completely ending this battle between men and women.
Shangguan Capable Man proved with iron-like facts that Xu Jingru, a fledgling little eye, was not his opponent at all, and he only laughed at her for not measuring herself, and she was three or five thousand times early.
Xu Jingru was speechless, but she was in a mess after the battle, but she was unable to restore the great rivers and mountains, so she had no choice but to use the power of the competent people to clean up the mess after the war and rebuild the mountains and rivers.
When the mountains and rivers were rebuilt, Xu Jingru shrank in the arms of the competent person, and gasped weakly: "You little villain, you almost killed me." β
"Uh...... Don't blame me! Whoever told you not to rest had to pounce on me. β
"You're still reasonable......
"Ahem, no!" Shangguan raised his arm: "Don't bite." (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )-
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