Volume 1 Chapter 34 The Two-Legged Sheep
Margaery whispered to Wei Mubai, "We are human, why do we say sheep?"
"In every dynasty and every generation, there are wars and turmoil, and kings are indispensable. But the people are bitter when they prosper, and the people are bitter when they die, they are homeless, and the days when they have no food to eat are always the bad sins of the little people, and there will always be a cruel scene of cannibalism at this time. ”
"Eat...... Cannibalism?"
"Yes, people will be called sheep at that time, and there is also a saying here, old and thin men will be called 'Rao Gang Huo', women and girls will be called 'unenvious sheep', and children will be called 'and bone rotten', which is the record of the Song Dynasty's "Chicken Rib Weaving". ”
Margaery's face was pale: "He...... Are they going to eat me?"
Wei Jinxian couldn't help but interject again: "Boss, you asked me not to be scary, but I scared the little girl enough." Mai panic, although this old man explained the origin clearly, but we Xiaowan does not eat people, we call the people invited to call sheep, this sheep has two uses, first, as a ticket, that is, the rich and noble people are wide to use money to ransom people, everyone is happy......;
"What happens when it's meat?"
"Men are killed, so as not to waste food, and women become sisters with them, as you see. ”
"Uh......h Wow...... I don't want to be meat, I'm a ticket, I'm a ticket. Margaery couldn't control it anymore and cried hysterically.
"Cough, cough, cough. Although the violent coughing sound is weak, but the people in the cave hear it clearly, and all kinds of fun-seeking warblers and swallow words consciously stopped, in the inner cave of the high platform of Xiaowan Cave Mansion, there are four big men carrying a big bed made of tiger skin, bright torches let everyone see clearly, a thin physique, chapped lips, dull eyes, old people were carried out, he hehe two strange laughs, making people's hearts hairy: "Do you think the ticket is so good?"
"Greetings to the Great Master!" shouted the Bearded Bannerman.
Everyone in the cave knelt down in response, and the hymn was unified: "The great master has become a martial artist, and the blessing is extended." ”
"Cough, cough, cough, cough—" A sentence of Fu Lu continued, but the cough sound was more intense, the big boss beckoned to the person next to him, and a big man came up with a golden spittoon, he trembled and approached the spittoon, coughed several times, and then spit out a mouthful of thick and smelly sputum.
"With this physical fitness, can you really extend the blessings?" Wei Mubai secretly muttered in his heart.
The tiger skin bed was slowly placed on the high platform of the cave, and the big boss casually swept the Wei dumb white crowd, and asked in Dawan's official dialect: "Uncle Mustache, why are the sheep you are fighting today all have a fresh face—oh, no, I seem to know this old-timer." ”
Wei Mubai was in such a situation, and he couldn't resist his curiosity, and quietly asked Wei Jinxian: "Boss, help me translate, what is the big boss talking about?"
Wei Jinxian didn't want to talk to him, but Wei Dubai chased after him again: "Please, little god general, real golden immortal." This made him very useful, so he told Wei Dubai the truth.
"Uncle Mustache, old-timer?"
"Yes, what's the problem. ”
"How old are you guys?"
"I'm two years older than Miss Er, twenty-one this year. ”
Wei Mu's white jaw was about to fall off, and he confirmed the rare white hair and shriveled skin of the big boss, shook his head and said, "I still respect you as a good man, you have entertained me." ”
"How can your father and I be in the mood to entertain you, the big boss is twenty-one, this appearance is just a side effect after the miracle. ”
"What miracle?"
"Your dad I know what kind of magic skills are, so I'll go and practice, shut up, two-legged sheep. ”
The big boss leaned on the back of the tiger's head, and his hoarse voice approached Timur: "President of the Chamber of Commerce, you don't recognize me, but I recognize you." ”
"Leader Xiaowan, since you know my identity, then please also raise your noble hand, our Chamber of Commerce will take money to redeem the ticket. ”
The big boss couldn't stop coughing, spit out a mouthful of phlegm, and then said: "You are a respected president, and you are easy to say, so you will be wronged for two days, and when you get the money, you will naturally let you go." ”
Timur's heart was a little wider: "Then the others ......"
"It's all meat. ”
Wei Jinxian kindly broadcast the translation this time: "The meaning of the big boss, except for the old man, everyone else should be meat, accept your fate." ”
"Wait. Kasri walked out, looked at the big boss with a withered body and looked like a ghost, and plucked up the courage to say: "I am Dawan Princess Kasri, and my father is the Great Khan Galdan, he can give you any conditions, you can let us all go." ”
The big boss's squinted eyes opened for a while, then closed them again, and asked slowly, "Uncle Beard, what he said is the truth?"
"This ...... I think it's mostly fake. ”
"What I said is the truth, you can find the token on my body to go to Luo Bu Naoer for verification. ”
The bearded banner lord scolded: "Girl, I'm stupid, I'll go to the royal city to die by myself?"
The big boss waved his hand at the bearded flag master: "Uncle beard, be polite, be polite, cough, cough, cough, cough......"
The bearded flag lord clasped his fists and nodded, "Yes, big boss." ”
"Yes or no, princess, I'll find out. ”
Wei Jinxian conveyed all this to Wei Mubai, who looked at the frail twenty-one-year-old master thoughtfully.
The big boss continued: "Then, President Timur, and this so-called princess, for the time being, take them to rest, Uncle Beard, and don't treat them badly." ”
Wei mute Bai Qi said: "The treatment of pawn tickets turned out to be so good. ”
Wei Jinxian muttered: "Yes, why is the ticket so good this time." ”
"Kid, what are you muttering? ”
"Your dad, I don't care about you for anything. ”
Margaery hurriedly said in Chinese: "We are under the command of the Knights of the Solomonic Dynasty, you dare to treat us as meat? ”
The big boss raised his index finger, which was like a dead branch, and said, "Shh...... Ahem, ahem, of course I can see that you are from Xiwulin. He sighed: "Uncle Beard, you are equivalent to carrying a thunder for me today." ”
Wei Mubai said strangely in his heart: "It's strange, he is a bandit leader, he is afraid of carrying any thunder, and if he wants to carry thunder, it is also Dawan Kingdom to carry it." ”
The bearded flag master was also puzzled, and when he was asked, the big boss continued: "Xiwulin swept through the Central Plains, of course he didn't take us seriously, so I can't leak the news, a few of you, all of them are meat." ”
Lancelot looked at the big boss and said, "Remember my words, the Knights of the Round Table of the Western Martial Arts will definitely come to pick your Xiaowan Kingdom." ”
"Cough, cough, cough, Uncle Beard, I'm tired, I'll leave the rest to you. With a wave of his hand, the four big men slowly lifted the tiger skin bed.
"Also, for my little sister's birthday, I have to ask Uncle Beard to bother. ”
Two bandits with knives came to take Timur and Kasri away. Kasri hurriedly said, "If you can't go together, I'm going to ...... with Wei Everybody together. ”
Wei Mubai persuaded instead: "You go and go with Mr. Timur, I have my own way." ”
"Nope. Kasri wanted to pull Wei's dumb hand, but looked at Lancelot and Zia, and said anxiously, "I'll stay." ”
"You trust me. Wei Dubai pretended to be okay and said: "I didn't even pay attention to Xiangxiong Dunzhu Nantianba, just a small Wanguo, I still have a way to do it." ”
"Really?"
"Well, I can be more relieved that you are with Mr. Timur. ”
Timur also agreed: "Boss Wei is resourceful and should be able to find a way to protect himself, princess, we should go back as soon as possible and find a way to turn to the Great Khan for help." ”
After much persuasion, Kasli was willing to part with Wei Mubai, and she reluctantly said goodbye to Wei Mubai: "Brother Wei, take care of yourself." ”
"Of course, I believe that this little brother Wei Jinxian will not treat me badly. ”
Wei Jinxian ha: "You old and young, An An will be your mutton, don't worry, before the second miss's birthday, you can't die." ”
Kasli was convinced of Wei Mubai's words, and immediately bent down deeply to bow down and bowed to Wanfu, and said, "Master Wei, don't bully Brother Wei." ”
It was the first time that Wei Jinxian was so looked up to by a goddess who was as beautiful as a fairy, and his begging and pitiful eyes saw that his feet were weak at a glance, and he knelt down in front of Kasli with a plop: "Hello Abba, you are so beautiful." ”
Margaery burst into tears and sneered, "It's so spineless. ”
Wei Jinxian's leaky mouth shouted: "What do you dead people look at, don't you help me up, don't you see any eyesight!", after getting up, he explained embarrassedly: "The little girl is not sensible, your father and I are moved by the princess's righteousness, and I want to marry Jinlan with her." ”
"Then why don't you continue to bow down and bow to righteousness?" Wei said with a dumb smile.
"Your dad and I suddenly remembered that today is not an auspicious day for the zodiac. Wei Jinxian shook his head and said, "Anyway, take the princess and the old man to the VIP room and entertain them first, and the rest of the people will be escorted to the prison with me." ”