Chapter 215: Impulsive Punishment
Yang Nianci saw that he was going to settle Xuanyuan, his heart was anxious, his brain was hot, and he rushed out: "Father, King Ning is a twisted bear child. Don't look at him screaming fiercely at you, but after you recognize him, he is happy with his daughter-in-law. said that the first half of his life was lonely and miserable, when he was a child, he watched other children have fathers and mothers, he envied and hated to bully others, bullied others and cried, and he turned his head into the woodwood nest and shed tears. Later, I had Kang'er with my daughter-in-law, and I fell asleep with Kang'er more than once and chatted with my daughter-in-law, if my father and mother watched it, how happy they should be, and the family and Lele's dreams could wake up with laughter. You recognized him back, ate two more bowls for dinner that night, and told your daughter-in-law to remember that there were new things in the shop for you to bring in..."
Some don't, Yang Nianci chattered non-stop, trying to prove that Xuanyuan is really admired, admired, loved and respected by you, he just has an awkward temperament and has to enjoy it on his lips, just this little problem is also because of the loneliness of childhood, you can bear with it.
Xuanyuan heard Yang Nianci's nonsense, and his face turned red, but if he scolded her for talking nonsense, I don't know how the old man would punish her in the name of 'bullying the king'. I had to acquiesce at the moment, but my face was very ugly.
The emperor also knew that most of these words were made up, but he was very sad to listen to, and he often corresponded with this kid's master, so he knew very well about his envy of others having parents when he was a child. Yang Nianci's blind cat met a dead mouse, and when he mentioned this stubble, the emperor felt so guilty that he couldn't help himself.
Coughing, the emperor scolded: "It's a bear child." ”
Yang Nianci heard that his tone was relieved, and he himself was also relieved.
The emperor suddenly asked, "How is your father's handwriting?" ”
Yang Nianci is a sincere child, or the emperor's topic changed too quickly, she didn't think much about it, so she subconsciously nodded: "Back to my father, my father's words are really good-looking, dragons fly and snake dance." ”
Duan Xiang's words, even Yang Nianci, who doesn't know calligraphy, has to shout well.
The Emperor was unhappy again.
Fortunately, Yang Nianci turned the corner in time and complimented: "My father said that he had practiced for many years to get to where he is now, and he worked hard. My father also said that my father's words are really good, and it is hard to find. ”
Yang Nianci added a sentence in his heart, covering the words of the jade seal, he was not talking nonsense, but he was using his father's name.
Although the emperor knew that it was a compliment, he was also happy, so he got up and walked to the bookcase, picked up a large pen, dipped it in the thick ink that had been sharpened next to him, and waved his hand to write a word.
"Come and see, how?"
Yang Nianci obediently walked over, and others quietly came over. Xuanyuan and Xuanyuan Kang are at the forefront.
"Review, huh?"
The emperor's voice was not without banter.
"Isn't it suitable for fat and thin?"
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"Is it a uniform skeleton?"
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"Is it horizontal and vertical?"
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"Oh, that word didn't turn a corner. Do you want me to write you a 'bend'? ”
"Huh?" Yang Nianci shook his head again and again, looking at the upright word 'Zheng' and was speechless.
"How did I write it?"
Yang Nianci thought about it again and again, and then said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Haoran is righteous and unstoppable!" ”
The emperor laughed, laughed, and said, "That's it, it's hard to come up with these two words because you don't understand." But that's right. ”
glanced at Xuanyuan, and said in his heart, although he was a little stupid, he knew that protecting this bastard was also a good couple. Well, it's better for women to be stupid and worry-free.
"Hmph, King Ning's words are inappropriate, and he will be punished with a one-month grounding."
Fifty boards have been grounded in this way.
Everyone was impressed by Yang Nianci, Princess Ning has some ability, although the sycophants are too ugly.
Xuanyuan still wanted to scream, but was glared at by Yang Nianci, so he succumbed to the emperor.
Xuanyuan Kang pounced again, and he was mighty and domineering and flattered. The flattering smile on the little face is so gratifying.
Seeing that other emperors and grandsons were dumbfounded, Xuanyuan Ji also lost his mind.
Yang Nianci thought that he had to pat himself again, and next time Xuanyuan would do something to plead.
He said cheekily: "Father, can you give this word to your daughter-in-law?" ”
"Huh? Do what? ”
Xuanyuan Kang interjected: "Frame it, hang it on the wall, and save my body three times a day." ”
The Emperor laughed. It would be nice to keep Kang'er by my side.
Yang Nianci said with a smile: "My father is such a good word, how can my daughter-in-law help carry it forward and spread it for centuries." ”
The emperor only took her ass on the back, but she was still happy, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay, what you said, I can't do it, I want to hold you responsible." I've got you. ”
"Thank you, Father."
Yang Nianci stepped forward to pick it up, but Xuanyuan stepped over to help her get it, which made everyone disdainful of it.
Being stirred up like this, the emperor lost interest, waved them back to their respective homes, everyone was dissatisfied, they didn't eat a few bites, they came to listen to two sentences, and they had to go back on an empty stomach. Is it rare to eat those two mouthfuls in the palace? The eyes that looked at Xuanyuan Ji for a while were faintly displeased, especially the emperors and grandchildren.
Xuanyuan Ji was emotionally sensitive and a little scared, so he couldn't help but go to Mrs. Geng.
Mrs. Geng winked and signaled him not to be afraid, Xuanyuan Ji was better.
This scene was seen by many people, and they didn't know what they were thinking.
A cold flash flashed on the emperor's face, fortunately the crown prince was not there at the beginning, otherwise she would have really succeeded in taking control of the emperor and grandson and even controlling the government in the future?
The emperor lowered his eyes, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and the chess pieces had to have the consciousness of the chess pieces.
"Ji'er, come, dine with the emperor's grandfather."
Mrs. Geng happily followed, Emperor Ji's grandson couldn't leave his biological mother.
On the way back, Yang Nianci carefully spread the big character on the small table, not letting the two of them touch it, holding his chin in one hand, and the fingers of the other hand were quickly lit on the table.
Xuanyuan laughed: "Old..."
Yang Nianci was stunned, and immediately changed his words: "Father's words are not as good as father-in-law's, and you are also fascinated?" ”
Yang Nianci glanced at him: "This is the word of the true dragon emperor, who can compare?" Don't interrupt, I'll have to think about it. ”
Xuanyuan Kang shouted again: "Frame it and hang it on the wall." ”
Yang Nianci raised his finger and tapped his eyebrows: "How can it be so casual." ”
"So how?"
Yang Nianci laughed weirdly: "Of course, it will be carried forward and passed down for centuries." He shouted: "Go to the Prime Minister's Mansion." ”
The father and son looked at each other, what were they thinking?
In the study of the Prime Minister's Mansion, Duan looked at the word "Zheng" for a long time before he said, "What are you asking the emperor to do?" ”
Yang Nianci said mysteriously: "Don't worry about this for now. Can you write an essay on the topic? Want to inspire people, be positive, and be full of sunshine and righteousness? ”
Duan Xiang said slowly: "It's a small meaning, but you tell me first, where did this word come from?" ”
Can Yang Nianci say that his man committed the second mistake and your daughter begged for it? But you can't hide the things in the palace, so you still tell them honestly, right?
After hearing this, Duan Xiang glanced at Xuanyuan with disgust.
Xuanyuan didn't dare to yell at him, but what did that look mean?
"Besides, what do you want your father to write a fuwen for?"
Yang Nianci said embarrassedly: "Dad, doesn't my daughter have a shop specializing in men's clothing." Business has been tepid, and it is just taking this opportunity to make a name for itself. ”
"Oh? Let's hear it. ”
Yang Nianci said excitedly: "Dad, I think about making a top-notch robe, embroidering the word emperor, and your Fuwen also embroidering." Let this year's new champion wear a parade around the streets, and if you don't believe me, the noble pavilion is not popular. ”
Both of them were stunned, it turned out that they were going to advertise.
But—
"The champion has a big red champion robe made by the palace, and he won't use you."
"Then wear it at the Qionglin banquet. This is the emperor's words, your text, don't wear it, he still dares to mix in the court? ”
Is this suppressed by power?
"Besides, throughout the ages, which champion has passed through the emperor's words and prime minister's writing? This is a great honor, and it is also an encouragement for him to be a good official who is upright, fair, and strict in the future! Uh, yes, such a rich meaning, then the whole officialdom is my client? Haha, what about the students? You have to buy one to show your motivation, right? As for the children of your family, you have to buy one to show your loyalty, right? Go to relatives and send friends, send this to save face! And there's... Ah, I'm so excited, in such a vast market, no one dares to compete with me. Earned, earned, earned..."
The more Yang Nianci thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more the two of them listened, the more black lines became, aren't you afraid that the emperor will trouble you?
"No, how can such a tall thing be sold? You have to go the route of the top nobility, and you have to meet the conditions to buy it. For example, he has outstanding literary talent, outstanding ability, has made great contributions, and has won the hearts of the people... Haha, my noble pavilion, I've been walking in the clouds ever since, hahaha..."
Yang Nianci laughed, and Xuanyuan patted his head, as if it made sense.
Duan Xiang poured cold water: "Is the emperor willing?" ”
Yang Nianci immediately said: "As long as I promote a good reputation to the emperor at the same time, can he do it?" Dad, don't worry, there is Xuanyuan here. ”
Xuanyuan patted his chest, signaling that everything was with him.
Seeing Duan Xiang disdainful, what's the use of having a son, they are all the masters of the pit father.
"Grinding ink."
Yang Nianci sighed, took the ink strip and grinded it evenly in the inkstone with a little water.
Duan Xiang thought for a while, dipped the pen to write, Yang Nianci hurriedly reminded: "Dad, you take it easy, don't write more than this orthography." ”
Duan Xiang paused and said lightly: "This is a little difficult. ”
Yang Nianci wants to kneel, do you go to the palace to say this?
Duan Xiang thought for a while, changed to a thinner pen, and said to Yang Nianci: "Share my profit." ”
What the? Yang Nianci's eyes widened in surprise, I am your daughter!
Duan Xiang coughed, a little uncomfortable, and explained, "I thought before... Most of the wealth is given to you as a dowry, and some is distributed among the houses. Right now... The family foundation is a little thinner. ”
Yang Nianci understood, his father was really free and easy, and he decided that he had no son, so he gave all the family wealth to his daughter as a dowry, and also gave it to each hospital as pension money, so he didn't think about passing the prime minister's mansion down. Paptian is so pathetic!
Yang Nianci nodded sympathetically, but couldn't hold back her laughter, people are earning a dowry for their daughter, and their father is earning a dowry for their son. Hahaha...
Back at home, the two were shocked by the donkey cart blocking half the street.
Why two? Because Xuanyuan Kang was left by Duan Xiang to cultivate the level of appreciation.
The white fat father-in-law wiped his sweaty forehead while accompanying the smiling face. Seeing King Ning twice a day, he said that he couldn't bear it, especially the beautiful picture of this man roaring at the emperor in the palace, he also saw it.
Xuanyuan asked with a cold face, "What do you mean?" ”
"Hehe, hehe," the father-in-law wiped his forehead again, and Orchid pointed to the ten cars full of thick wooden stakes.
"Lord Ning, the emperor said that you have been grinding at home for a month... Raising your temperament, these are to help you raise your temperament. The father-in-law paused, took a breath and said, "The emperor said... Please split these stakes into firewood... It's all as thin as a hair... He wants roast duck from the old man..."
The father-in-law's words became lower and lower, Xuanyuan's face became colder and colder, and Yang Nianci became more and more black.
When will these two men be smoothed out?
"Let's go inside." Xuanyuan expressed disdain in his heart, just here, can he be embarrassed?
The father-in-law breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly motioned for the man leading the cart to turn to the back door and go in to unload the stakes.
Yang Nianci smiled and said, "This father-in-law came in and had a cup of tea." Running twice a day is tiring for you. ”
Look at the beads of sweat on your head.
How dare the father-in-law, King Ning dared to roar at the emperor, and when he was powerful, his own flesh was not enough to stuff his teeth, and he said a few good words, and ran away like a ghost. The people who brought it didn't matter.
Yang Nianci walked in with Xuanyuan and said casually: "That father-in-law is really good, white and fat, see how scared you are." ”
Xuanyuan said in his heart, do you look at him like a meat bun and look good?
"It's just," Yang Nianci was deeply puzzled: "Why did my father use donkeys for these stakes?" Why don't you use a horse, not a cow, but a donkey? The donkey in the palace is hard to find, right? ”
Xuanyuan's face darkened.
Yang Nianci laughed: "You stubborn donkey! Hahaha..."
Hearing this, the nurse was sad.
Yang Nianci remembered something and smiled: "Those are many, and they are as thin as hair?" Just now, the father-in-law said that you can't finish splitting in a month, so don't want to go out. Father, I don't want to see you. Hahaha..."
Nurse: Your man was grounded and punished, what kind of coke do you have?
Xuanyuan snorted arrogantly, pulled Yang Nianci back, walked to the place where the wooden stake was unloaded, and saw that those people had actually sent a brand-new axe that was shiny, and he was happy.
motioned Yang Nianci to stand back, picked up the axe himself, erected a wooden stake, and looked left and right.
Yang Nianci looked distressed, without him. This stake is as high as a man, and as thick as a bowl of the sea, and it will be completely split, and how much silver will be wasted! To be rich is to be capricious!
Xuanyuan raised the axe and moved suddenly, Yang Nianci saw a sky full of light and shadow, the sound was constant, and something kept splashing out of it, for a long time, the light and shadow disappeared, and Xuanyuan stood in place, still holding the brand-new axe, as if it had not moved. Around his feet was a layer of fine and dense filaments, extremely uniform and round.
Yang Nianci opened his mouth wide, walked up and bent down to pick one, sister! As thin as a hair!
Well, it may be an exaggeration, but a thick stake becomes a filament.
Xuanyuan threw the axe triumphantly, waiting for Yang Nianci's worship: "What? Want to embarrass me? When I was seven years old, my master trained me to chop firewood, what is as thin as a hair hanging and continuous, hehe, small meaning. ”
Xuanyuan didn't wait for Yang Nianci to throw himself into his arms excitedly, and shouted, "Husband, husband, you are the best." Yang Nianci only silently rolled his eyes, walked away directly, and didn't look back.
It's amazing! (To be continued.) )