Chapter 0041 If you can't win, you have to run
"Really? Can you really keep me prosperous and rich for the rest of my life? Fang Ping'an said ecstatically when he heard this.
However, he was extremely unhappy in his heart, Nima was another Taoist priest who wanted to accept Lao Tzu as a disciple, I don't know what he had to do with the Taoist priest on the bus, but it must be much more powerful. Anyway, you can't run away from the front, as long as you pretend to obey this bull's nose first, and then find an opportunity to escape secretly.
And the Taoist priest saw that Fang Ping'an's heart was moved, so he thought to himself: Sure enough, everyone is vain.
"It must be true, what do you think of Wang Wanling?" The Taoist priest said.
"Do you mean that Feng Shui master Wang Wanling, who can tell fortunes and change his life to deduce good fortune and evil, ward off evil spirits and exorcise ghosts, and make friends with dignitaries and nobles?" Fang Ping'an asked suspiciously.
"Yes, Wang Wanling is the most indisputable disciple of Dao Ye, although his skills are not perfect, only one ten-thousandth of me, but he is also mixed in this red dust world, if you follow Dao Ye and me, I guarantee that you are ten times stronger than him. Well, come with me. The Taoist priest put Fang Ping'an on the ground, thinking that Fang Ping'an was tempted by the benefits he promised, so he didn't plan to use force.
Fang Ping'an moved his shoulder bone that was scratched, and asked again: "Then I want to build a big house, marry a dozen or twenty wives like the door of the big mansion, don't have to work every day, and be an old lady to eat and wait for death to enjoy the blessings, is it okay?" ”
"Haha, young man, you're quite ambitious. It's just that if you go with Daoye, there is no problem at all, this requirement is too low. The Taoist priest thought that Fang Ping'an's ideal was very old-fashioned and did not pursue it, but he still agreed, and he would slowly change him in the future.
"Hehe, I don't have the ambition of Master Wang to make friends with people of insight in the world, I just want to be a landowner in the countryside and bully the common people. If it really works, I'll go with you, and I won't take the university exam. Fang Ping'an looked willing to submit.
"Let's go, Daoye's car is outside the city, let's walk outside the city and rush back overnight." Only then did the Taoist priest relax his heart, and the other party's vigilance was also much looser.
"Taoist priests also want to drive? When you caught me, it was much faster than a car. ”
"Haha, as a teacher, he is not a god, chasing you just now is a kind of light body kung fu, which cannot be used often, and it will consume energy. For long journeys, it is natural to drive. Let me tell you, the car of the division is the world's top sports car, and the speed is leveraged. Seeing that Fang Ping'an was already willing to go with him, the Taoist priest began to call himself a teacher.
Fang Ping'an also had a black line on his face when he heard the words of the Taoist priest, but he didn't say much, now gaining the trust of the Taoist priest is the most important thing, follow him and compliment him, it doesn't cost anything, why not?
"Master, do you have any well-known tuba? Whoever wants to ask me in the future will brag about it, and I also want to see others envious, jealous and hateful of me. Fang Ping'an asked.
"Hehe, when it comes to being a teacher's tuba, it's not bragging, it's really that good, unlike your senior brother Wang Wanling, which is false. Let me tell you, the teacher is the host of the Zixia Taoist Temple of the Twelve Peaks of Wushan, known as the Feixia Taoist people, who are held by people as fairies in the local area, and the villagers and officials will send anything good, whether it is money or beauty...... You'll find out when you go. ”
"Oh, that's good. It seems that my awesome life has started here. Fang Ping'an smiled at Feixia Daoren, looking very proud to be his disciple, which made Daoist very satisfied.
Feixia Daoist walked very slowly, but Fang Ping'an had to trot to keep up. After walking for about half an hour, he was almost out of the city, and he saw a very tall unfinished building in front of him, and then Fang Ping'an began to use his brain.
This unfinished building is only built with the main body, about ** ten stories high, without any lights on it, it looks like a giant beast squatting there, waiting to devour people at any time.
"Master, I have an urgent need to urinate." Fang Ping'an walked to the unfinished building and suddenly stopped, looking very painful because of holding urine.
Feixia Daoist stopped and said with some impatience: "Solve it on the spot." ”
"No, it's on the street. Since childhood, the teacher has taught us to be a good child who stresses hygiene and civilization. And when someone sees it, I can't pee. Fang Ping'an clamped his legs, as if he was about to flow out, but he always held back.
"Okay, find a place where no one is, hurry." With a wave of his hand, Feixia Dao turned his face to the street.
"Thank you, master, then I'll go." Fang Ping'an's eyes showed a hint of cunning.
After running a few steps, he suddenly came back and shouted, "Master, do you have any paper on you?" It's a little diarrhea, I'm afraid that when I pee, a fart will be brought out again. ”
"Trouble. I don't have paper, you can figure it out yourself. Feixia Daoist muttered, Fang Ping'an seemed to be unable to hold back, and soon disappeared.
Five minutes have passed, and Fang Ping'an has not returned. However, Feixia Daoren didn't think there was a problem, just now he said that he could ensure that this kid would be prosperous and rich all his life, but his eyes were very fascinating, who could refuse to be prosperous and rich? No one can refuse, so this kid will definitely come back after solving the internal emergency.
Ten minutes passed, and Fang Ping'an still didn't come back, and at this time, the Feixia Dao people had some doubts.
He turned to look at the huge unfinished building and shouted, "Disciple, has it been solved?" ”
"Master, is it being solved? Just found a scrap newspaper and waited another five minutes to get it done. Fang Ping'an's voice came out of a pile of bricks, and a hand shook there.
Feixia Daoist listened to it and completely relieved his heart. I thought to myself that this guy has a bad stomach, so I want to teach him a set of exercises for cultivating the stomach, otherwise he will practice some special exercises, and he will stay for a day or a few days without eating or pulling, what else will he do if he wants to have diarrhea at any time? Then you can't practice.
After another ten minutes, Fang Ping'an still hadn't come out. Feixia Daoist began to be suspicious now.
"Boy, what are you doing? If you don't come out again, see that the teacher will let you finish eating the Xiang you pulled yourself, don't think that the teacher likes you and dare not clean you up. Feixia Daoist shouted in the direction where Fang Ping'an was speaking just now.
But no one answered in the emptiness, and the shaking hand was nowhere to be seen.
"Want to run? It's not that easy. The Taoist priest shouted, and the wide robe once again puffed up without wind, like a black roc rushing towards the unfinished building.
Fang Ping'an was very confident in his kung fu before, and anyone dared to provoke it, and it all ended in victory. And now, he wants to fight hard with this Feixia Dao person, just to find abuse. He is not a fool, he will fight if he wins, and he understands the principle of running away if he can't win.
What is a hero, a person who knows the times. The probability of winning is zero, and the one who doesn't run at this time is a bear, and the green mountains that preserve their strength only have firewood.
Even if the Feixia Dao people had no ill will towards him, he couldn't go with him. Just kidding, Wang Wanling's master, will he be a good person?
The Feixia Daoist flew out ten zhang away and landed near the pile of rotten bricks, pricked up his ears and listened for a while, only to hear the low chirping of a worm.
This kid is naturally playful, is he playing hide and seek with Dao Ye?
Thinking of this, he held back his anger.
"Good apprentice, as a teacher, one is one, and two is two, and I don't like to play this game of cat and mouse. Hurry up and come out and follow me, as a teacher, I can spare you for the sin of disrespect. Feixia Daoren said as he walked towards the rotten bricks.