Chapter 543: The Monkey Squatting on the Toilet to Poop [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
Chapter 543 The Monkey Squatting on the Toilet to Poop [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
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"Uncle, little monkey." The black ball was frightened, and he hid behind Li Feng and stretched out his monkey head to take a closer look at Xiao Doudou, and saw that Xiao Doudou was not as tall as he was standing upright. The little monkey squeaked a few times, and Little Red Riding Hood snapped up, standing upright and waving its little paw at Little Hood. In the eyes of the black ball, such a small point, he doesn't have to run. As for the little black bear being kicked by Li Feng from the elevator, rolling his body, he didn't understand where this was. The ground here is so slippery, the little black black is accidentally hoofed to the sky, this guy is lying down and is unwilling to move, the weather is cold, and the little black bear likes to sleep more and more.
Wang Huiling and Zhao Hehe were stunned and looked at the four hooves facing the sky, Xiao Heihe, and opened their mouths wide, this is not that. "Black... Ah, what a black bear, come back soon. Zhao Hehe was stunned, ran two steps quickly, grabbed his pocket and dragged it back. Little monkey monkey, monkey monkey. "Squeak." The black ball pursed his lips disdainfully, and the little monkey was a little unclear whether the little meat ball was the same as himself, small. Little Red Riding Hood took it off, scratched her head, and waved her little paw at Little Hood.
"Black ball, don't be naughty, little black, get up, it's home, this thing is getting lazier and lazier." Li Feng kicked Xiao Heihei, and the little guy rolled on the ground a few times, and his honest appearance made Wang Huiling and Zhao Hehe cover their mouths and smile. Xiao Hei squinted innocently and lay lazily on the ground. Li Feng felt that this little thing was sick, could it be narcolepsy. "Xiao Man, what's wrong with Xiao Hei, he doesn't have any energy at all?"
"Maybe black bears have a habit of hibernating, and Xiao Hei can't sleep a little bit." Li Xiaoman didn't know very well in his heart, this little black bear was secretly loaded into the car by the baby last time he went to Lijiagang, and the little monkey followed by himself, Li Xiaoman felt that the little guy was very fun, and he was usually very well-behaved by eating fruit to satisfy his hunger, and he was smarter than a puppy.
The black ball is very smart, and he has educated him a few times with his little ears, and he can go to the toilet one day, he came home late, and the little monkey squatted on the toilet to poop, but unfortunately, this guy can't flush, and the whole toilet stinks. However, the little black bear is a little dirty, and he has educated himself several times to know that he has to go out by pooping, and as for the toilet, this guy is not willing to go up, it is too high. The little black bear only goes out every morning to poop and pee, which is better than a puppy, and usually does not need to be fed, and this thing does not need to be fed for a day or two. The baby sleeps with the two little ones in his arms every day, but the little black black has to take a bath every day, Li Xiaoman is very complaining, the little black ball is relatively clean, and he knows his own hygiene.
"I know this." Li Feng took out a few pieces of jerky from his pocket and waved them in front of the little black nose, the little black bear's eyes suddenly lit up, and he ran to Li Feng's feet and circled around, holding Li Feng's calves and shaking them.
"I still love to eat so much." Li Feng threw a piece of jerky, Li Feng thought to himself whether the little black bear was a large animal, the little black in front of him should not be counted, the little black was not very big, this time it may be that he does not move every day, his body is a little fat, and he looks a little bigger, but it is not too big. If people knew that Li Feng thought so, they would definitely be depressed, black bear, boss, this thing is a beast, this is not a big animal, who counts as an elephant.
"Let's go, come in, you take a rest, the baby is asleep, you take the baby to sleep for a while, and I will call you at night." Li Feng let Li Xiaoman live in his room, and as for Wang Huiling, Li Feng would stare straight at it.
"Sit down, you also saw it, I know you're not some kind of North Drifter girl, you've made enough trouble, Zhao Hehe, you two better go back." Wang Huiling and Zhao Hehe were stunned, could it be that Li Feng knew about himself, it was impossible. His identity is well hidden, Li Feng smiled faintly. "You know, Wang Huiling, your ID card should be fake, but your address is very interesting." Li Feng said with a smile, Wang Huiling was stunned and took out her ID card, of course her ID card is fake, but the name and age are real, as for the address column. …,
"You already knew." Wang Huiling patted her forehead, this person is really bad enough, why didn't she think about making up an address casually, she used Zhao Yaqin's address in Shacheng, Li Feng remembered clearly that this was the address of Zhao Yaqin's house. This girl definitely knew Zhao Yaqin, Li Feng didn't care too much about this girl, he originally thought it was arranged by Zhao Yaqin, but he observed it for a few days. Zhao Yaqin's style of acting is different, now Zhao Hehe doesn't need to talk about the Zhao family, this relationship is clear.
"Anyway, I'm running away from home, you won't leave me alone, Sister Yaqin said, you are my brother-in-law, you have no money and no place to live, I don't care, I want to live here." Wang Huiling played Laipi, now Li Feng is depressed, if he doesn't expose the identity of this girl, he can still think about how to clean up, Li Feng has been teaching this girl how to be a person these days. To be an honest girl, you must not only be self-motivated, but also down-to-earth and eat with your own hands.
"Brother-in-law? I have a wife and children, your sister's business, what do you two little girls know, this is an adult business, and the children play while playing. Li Feng said that the children were playing, and they really ran over. Little monkey monkey, cute. Xiao Doudou stretched out his little fat hand and wanted to touch the little monkey, the black ball twisted his butt and ignored it, the black ball was observing, and the monkey was anxious.
"What's wrong? Hey, what's wrong with the little monkey? Look. Zhao Hehe looked at Xiao Doudou and noticed that the little monkey was chirping anxiously on the side, and he didn't understand what was wrong with this.
"We'll talk about it later, Blackball, what's wrong?" Li Feng saw the little monkey pulling his trouser leg, pointing at his little belly, and shushing, Li Feng was stunned for a moment, and she was still anxious. Li Feng pointed to the bathroom, no, this is not a child. "What's the matter, why don't you speak
"It's okay, maybe it's been a long time in the car, and Heiqiu wants to go to the toilet, hehe, I'll take this little thing with me." "Go around." Pulling Li Feng around, their eyes kept staring at the little monkey wearing open crotch pants, Wang Huiling and Zhao Hehe were attracted by this cute little monkey with the head of Lei Gong. I saw the little monkey enter the toilet and lift the toilet lid, jump on the toilet and squat, look good, shhh Li Feng didn't understand at first, but finally realized that this was going to flush the water.
"Where did this monkey come from, it's so smart." The two girls were dumbfounded, this is a monkey, smarter than ordinary little dolls, blinking and blinking with big eyes, and the little girl doesn't know how to flush the water. Zhao Hehe taught it several times, and this girl only knew, but it was the monkey in front of her.
"I have it at home, I didn't expect the baby to be brought over, it was my daughter who fell asleep just now, you guys are dead now." Li Feng said, looked at the two little girls, the two children are really good at messing around, these two children Li Feng inquired clearly yesterday, one is Zhao Yali's sister, the other is the little aunt's daughter Wang Huiling, the names are true. One of these two children is studying acting, and the other is learning directing, they are really good students in film school. Zhao Hehe belongs to a little genius, and he said that he was holding more than a dozen certificates in his hand, and the housekeeping service was all true, but he had only been interning for two months, and he was doing a great job.
As for Wang Huiling's antique business at home, the shop where Li Feng sold the big bowl is Wang Huiling's family business, although this girl doesn't care much about the family business, she knows a little bit about this business, just like appreciating treasures, the store will often organize employees to bring things from the store to appraise treasures and increase their value.
"What about the big stupid bear." Zhao Hehe pointed to the little black bear lying on the ground rolling and playing, Xiao Hei ate a few pieces of jerky and came back to life completely, rolling and playing on the ground, Xiao Doudou squatted on the side and stretched out his little hand, stretched out and took it away. The little chubby bear is very funny, the little Doudou wants to touch it, and the little monkey is bad and doesn't play with himself. …,
"Yes, little Heihei, stop playing, do you want to shhhhh Li Feng picked up the little black bear on the ground, the little black eyes were full of aura, and the big head was against Li Feng, this little thing was completely pot-bellied. With long hair and a lot of meat, this fat pig's head looks like a panda's head no matter how you look at it.
"Can you keep a black bear?" Wang Huiling didn't believe it, such a little black bear must have been stolen from the mountains.
"You say, look at this." Li Feng took out two small notebooks from his pocket, which were the documents that the zoo helped him do, as well as the certificate issued by the Provincial Public Security Department for himself, not only black bears, monkeys, and pythons were included. This time, Li Xiaoman brought it to himself by the way, if he didn't really think that the little black bear was so easy to get on the highway.
"Six seven or eight meters, weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, is there really such a big snake?" Wang Huiling was stunned, they had heard that Li Feng had a huge tortoiseshell fish, but they had never heard of such a big python. More than six meters long, huge, and overweight, fleshy python.
"Not necessarily, it's about the same length. The python is very well-behaved, you should have seen it at this time, this day is too cold guy is afraid of the cold and does not want to come out, the temperature has dropped these days, maybe there is a hole. "Li Feng hasn't seen a big guy for more than ten days, I don't know how it's at home, there are fish and shrimp in the ditch, and he must not be hungry.
"Sika deer, you still have sika deer, just right, by the way, you don't have rabbits, I like fluffy rabbits the most, you see that pet stores are selling rabbits." "Well, Bunny Bunny." "Fluffy rabbits, not really, but I have a few wild rabbits, which is fun." Li Feng is reluctant to eat it himself, and there are a lot of wild rabbits in the mountains, so it is good to raise the grass under the peach tree and add some fertilizer to the peach forest.
"I haven't seen a hare, and there's more." "Silly bird." "Hehehe, really, there are stupid birds." "Silly bird." "Hey, you little starling can talk." Zhao Hehe heard Little Baba speak for the first time. "Silly bird, eat." "This guy is hungry, hey, classmate Wang Huiling, you didn't feed it, did you?" "I don't want to, this little thing calls me a stupid bird every time, it's really a big stupid bird hungry for it, it's really a stupid bird, I've taught it several times, you can't say it." Wang Huiling began to like Xiao Baba, but this little starling was a stupid bird every time he saw her, and the stupid bird was calling, but he was angry.