When Xu Jingru was observing Xiang Beibei, Shangguan seemed to sense something and glanced out the window.

"What are you looking at?" Xiang Beibei's delicate calves were stacked together, and with a faint smile on his face, he asked softly.

"Didn't see anything." Shangguan Nengren shook his head, drank the remaining apple juice, and said with a smile: "Why don't you have something else?" Today I have a treat. ”

"Oh?" Xiang Beibei looked at him and smiled: "Rich?" ”

In the past few days, every morning I have been giving relief to Beibei, and a big man is embarrassed, but now that he has money, he must always return the favor.

"Well, there's money."

Shangguan took out the business card of Xiao Pingtou and handed it to Xiang Beibei.

"What is this?" Xiang Beibei took it, and it read: Koi Seafood City, General Manager: Wang Jinli, as well as the address and contact information.

"The little flat-headed person who bought fish last time, ...... today" Shangguan can people laugh and say today's things in Mingshui Lake, although this little flat-headed person is a little better, but from the perspective of a businessman, it is still more reputable, at least it is really happy to give money, and there will be such an ATM in the future, Shangguan people will not be as embarrassed as a few days ago.

"Not bad!" Xiang Beibei pushed the business card back and chuckled: "You have this unique skill in fishing, you will definitely be able to mix up in the future, there are many fishing competitions in the world, and the championship prize is very rich." ”

"Well, big brother is really good at fishing, as long as he participates in the competition, he will definitely be the champion." Liu Yilan finally waited for the topic she wanted to hear, licked the ice cream at the corner of her mouth, and looked at Shangguan with admiration on her face.

Shangguan Nengren smiled and touched Liu Yilan's head: "Don't boast, the tail is up." ”

"Hee-hee, I'm serious!" Liu Yilan smiled sweetly with enjoyment on her face.

Xiang Beibei looked at the two of them, the big hand on his head seemed to be extraordinarily warm, Liu Yilan's smiling face was so innocent and sweet, Xiang Beibei's eyes were misty, as if he was reminiscing.

Bowed his head and drank all the apple juice, stood up to Beibei, and smiled slightly: "I still have some things, go first, remember to help me settle the bill." ”

"Let's go?" Shangguan stood up: "I want to invite you to have one more drink!" ”

Xiang Beibei looked at him with a smile and hooked his fingers.

"Uh......" The competent man wiped the sweat from his head and leaned his ear over.

Xiang Beibei's soft lips were close to his ear, and he gently blew hot air, with the fragrance of apples, Shangshang's ears were itchy, his lower abdomen was hot, and his face was red.

"I'll wait for your Shangri-La meal! Hehe. Xiang Beibei raised his head, looked at Shangguan's red face and stunned expression, and left the cold drink shop with a smile.

In the square, in the police car, Xu Jingru's face was gloomy and uncertain, and she slapped the steering wheel hard: "This little vixen, dare to seduce the little brother, shameless!" ”

I started the police car and followed.

In the store, Liu Yilan saw that Shangguan Nengren was blushing, and her heart was sour: Big brother really likes women with big breasts.

Pinching his flat chest, little Lori secretly wept.

Shangguan was still reminiscing about the meaning of Xiang Beibei's words, but for some reason, he always felt that there was something in the words and couldn't understand it.

Shaking his head, Shangguan Nengren saw that Liu Yilan's ice cream had been eaten, and smiled slightly: "Let's go!" ”

……

At dusk, a fiery cloud makes the sky more solemn, just like the remnant sun is like blood, such an environment is very suitable for describing the cruelty after a war.

North China No. 1 Middle School, Class 2 of the third year of high school, the students who are preparing for evening self-study are a little nervous, and the results of this morning's test will soon be announced.

In such a tense atmosphere, in the window position on the left, Xiang Beibei looked at the competent person who was plugged in headphones and shaking his head to listen to music, and couldn't help but pull his little feet out of his shoes and kicked at his calves.

"Uh......" The competent man turned his head to look at Xiang Beibei and took off his headphones: "Hiccup? ”

Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he smiled weirdly: "You are very relaxed!" So sure? ”

"Uh, it's okay! There are no surprises, and there should be no deductions. According to his estimates, in addition to some comprehension questions and essays, the other scores are ten and nine stable, with a total score of 400, he estimates how to score above 390, and the good point can be 395, if this score can't get the first place in the class, he really has nothing to say.

"Oh? Do I want to congratulate you in advance? Xiang Beibei smiled.

Congratulations? I don't dare to take your congratulations.

Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly: "That's not necessary, the score hasn't come out yet!" I'll talk about it later. ”

Xiang Beibei stuffed his little feet into his shoes and smiled: "Then study hard, don't shake your head." ”

"Well, but I've finished reading all the books in my third year of high school!" The upper senses are humane.

"Then it depends on the university."

“……”

When encountering such a tablemate, Shangguan was able to do nothing, so he sighed and lay on the table, simply sleeping lazy.

Unconsciously, the evening self-study began, and King Yama walked into the classroom with the scroll, stood on the podium, and looked at the competent person who was sleeping on the table, with a hint of helplessness in his joy: This stinky boy is lawless now, how can he get it in the future.

"Ahem!" Coughing vigorously, he woke up the Shangguan Nengren, raised his head sleepily, rubbed his eyes, and saw that King Yama was staring at him, and immediately sat upright, not squinting.

King Yama looked satisfied and said: "In this exam, because the questions are relatively easy, everyone's average score is three to five points higher than last time, but this is not worth being happy about, the difficulty of the next exam will be greatly increased, I hope the students are mentally prepared." ”

The class suddenly sighed.

"Quiet!" King Yama patted the board and said, "Before reading the results, I will announce one thing. ”

When it quieted down, King Yama coughed dryly and said: "As everyone knows, the Shangguan people have put forward a request for privileges, so in response to the requirements, this time the test papers of the Shangguan people are subject to the college entrance examination questions, and on this basis, the difficulty will be increased by 20%, originally according to the expectations of the teachers, the four subjects of the Shangguan people can add up to about 320 points, and they have the strength to be admitted to a first-class university, if they can get 350 points, they will definitely be able to go to a super-first-class university such as Peking University and Tsinghua University." ”

Speaking of which, the students in the class whispered, wondering how many points Shangguan was able to score?

"Be quiet." King Yama patted the board, and when he was quiet again, his face flushed with a hint of excitement, and said, "But the teacher never expected that Shangguan Nengren would actually get a perfect score in four subjects, a full score of 400 points. ”

Boom -

The class was in an uproar!

"Impossible!"

"How can anyone get a perfect score!?"

"Cheat! Definitely cheating! ”

"Fart! Shangguan people have been taking exams on the podium, and it is impossible to cheat, besides, you cheat for 400 points! ”

"This time I am very sure that 2012 is really coming, we are all finished, hurry up and enjoy life while we are alive!"

Derpy is in a state of panic again: "Aliens...... Alien invasion of Earth ......"

Zhang Tingting looked at Shangguan with a shocked face, and couldn't believe that this person who was looking for herself to copy homework last year would actually get such an ungodly result.

Xiang Beibei squinted his eyes, staring at the triumphant face of Shangguan Nengren, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Shangguan Nengren didn't expect that he could score 400 points, which is also an explosion of character, if he is asked to take the test again, he doesn't dare to guarantee that he will be able to get a full score, but a score of 390 or more can be guaranteed.

But none of this matters, the important thing is that the privileges he was looking forward to have finally arrived, and from now on, he can finally live a ** erosive senior life, wowhaha!

King Yama took out the four test papers separately and said, "Shangguan Man, come to the podium and tell everyone about your learning experience." ”

This is the consistent practice of schools and teachers, the best students tell other students about their learning experiences, although they are all false and empty, and it is impossible to fit other students, but all schools are this model, set a model!

Shangguan Nengren secretly scolded in his heart: Lao Tzu's experience is to make "Decathlon" continue to upgrade, but Lao Tzu just doesn't tell you, hum, don't tell you, don't tell you, don't tell you......

Walked up to the podium, took his test paper from the hand of King Yama, looked at it roughly, didn't look at anything else, just looked at the top scores, and looked at the top score one by one, 100 points, he was very happy, and he was extremely cool.

King Yama smiled and said, "Shangguan capable man, come on!" Tell us about your learning experience. ”

"Okay." Shangguan nodded, stood in the center of the podium, looked at the classmates condescendingly, and saw the faces with different expressions, Shangguan smiled slightly, and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, my learning experience is nothing else, just two ......words."

Shangguan picked up a piece of chalk, turned around and wrote two big words on the blackboard - genius!

Seeing these two words, King Yama's face darkened, and the students under the podium also turned pale.

Shangguan turned to look at all the classmates and smiled slightly: "The so-called genius is 99% sweat and 1% inspiration!" ”

Hearing this, King Yama's face returned to normal, revealing a look of approval: That's a good point! Genius also has to pay 99% of the sweat, and only hard work is the real way to success.

The students under the podium cut in unison, disagreeing with the words of the competent person, and summed it up in a word-fake big empty!

But then, Shangguan said again: "But! That 1% inspiration is 10,000 times more important than 99% sweat! ”

After speaking, in the astonishment of the teachers and students in the class, Shangguan was able to look up to the sky and laugh wildly: "Wowhahaha!" Got it! My secret is that I'm a genius! You can't learn from ordinary people! Wha-"

As soon as the words came out, King Yama's face was full of iron on the spot, his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and he fainted, but there was a sound of scolding under the podium.

"Fuck me!"

"I'll kill you genius chrysanthemum!"

"How dare you say that!"

"The cows are flying in the sky! Because you blow it again! ”

In the midst of shouting and scolding, Shangguan Nengren laughed and walked off the podium with a roll, as for King Yama who fainted on the podium, he had already been ignored by everyone. (King Yama: "......")

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Today, my right eye is a little swollen and painful, but I can't see the puffiness, I don't know why?

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