Early the next morning, Kuroko went to the mountains to find the blind bear of 800 catties that he had killed yesterday, except for a few pieces of meat eaten by wild dogs, the big bear was still complete, and Kuroko brought people back. The bearskins were sold to the town's leather dealers, and a thousand dollars were not a small amount. Bear meat and bear bones are also worth a little money.

There are a lot of hunters in the mountains, and there are many people who can peel and debon, and Kuroko can't do it himself, so he called a few men to do it. No one dared to refuse, so naturally they wanted to be happy to help. Several little daughters-in-law with good craftsmanship in the village were also requisitioned by the sunspot, this is the privilege of the village tyrant, and he has to have a bear meat feast at night, but whoever hits the big prey is this rule, and the village bully is no exception.

After a toss, it was almost dusk.

The village men peeled off the bear's skin, sprinkled it with lime and pickled it, removed the bones and wrapped them in grass ash, and chopped the bear's paws and took them to the village chief's house refrigerator to freeze. The little daughters-in-law had already built a stove in the barnyard, and the half-grown babies brought pots and pans, tables and stools, and it wasn't long before the potato stewed bear meat was on the table.

Kuroko went home and slept soundly, took a shower and changed her medicine before coming over.

Zhao Fugui's daughter-in-law endured the shame and let the sunspot rub a few times, but she didn't hide, and turned the corner and begged the sunspot to give the bear whip to his man to drink wine. It's useless to eat tiger whips in the sunspot novel Zhao Fugui, if you can't eat enough at night, come to me. The little daughter-in-law was so embarrassed that her legs were clamped, and she finally got the bear whip, but she was frightened by the huge scale and turned pale, and she thought about taking it home to make sorghum wine for her man, and when she washed it, the woman's little hands and little liver trembled at the same time......

Zhao Fugui saw the half-meter-high glass wine jar at home, and his hatred for sunspots deepened. He only thought that his daughter-in-law must be particularly disdainful of his size, and maybe he was so confused by the sunspot that he thought about the spring to get this thing back, and the daughter-in-law must have been pounded by the sunspot, how could the calf of the sunspot be so generous? Zhao Fugui, who was convinced that his head was green, wanted to be angry with his daughter-in-law, but he was hit by a mouthful, and you don't want to use your hands back, Zhao Fugui completely lost his temper. didn't eat a few bites of the bear meat banquet, Zhao Fugui hid back in the house and secretly pierced the villain, practice makes perfect, and he is good at craftsmanship.

……

This night, Kuroko dreamed again. I didn't dream of Tang Micicada or Luo Ximeng, so I didn't need to change my underwear, but I was glad and regretful.

What he dreamed of was a cloud of black smoke drifting by, and his second-hand Nokia turned into a piece of translucent frosted glass that was only a little bigger than a bank card, with a total of one button, and he could still make phone calls, surf the Internet, play games, and watch island country action movies, which was more awesome than the computer in the town's Internet café, and he could even peel apples. He vaguely found that these things seemed to come out of his head, but they did not belong to him.

Hahaha!

Why didn't Lao Tzu make a sci-fi movie?

Heizi woke up laughing, thinking, don't have your braincase scratched by a bear, Lao Tzu will rely on your braincase to eat. Kuroko laughed at himself and slipped out of bed, his head groggy like the sound of electricity.

What is the sign of peeling an apple?

Anyway, let's go to the town and sell bear skins first. Of course, the bearskin is just by the way, and Kuroko has another purpose. After a long layout, it's time to get back the leather yard. To be honest, the old thing of the Liu family is really difficult to deal with, and it has become a good old man.

On Saturday, there is no need to make up classes. In the morning, Xueya's mother didn't want Xueya to follow Kuroko to the town to sell bear skins, so that she could go in and out like a young couple, so what did she do? Early in the morning, Xue Ya scolded Xue Ya hiding in the house and crying in the dark, not daring to step on the threshold.

Kuroko went out and saw that no one picked the wild flowers outside the house, so he went to kick the door of Xueya's house, holding ** in his hand, and the big white dog at his feet was also baring his teeth.

Xueya's father saw it from afar and hid behind the house to smoke dry tobacco, there was a fierce wife at home, he couldn't be the master of his daughter, and he really didn't have the face to see the grandson of his uncle's family.

Xueya's mother didn't dare to provoke the sunspot, but only dared to scold Xueya angrily: "Ignorant little girl!" How can you keep Kuroko waiting? Why don't you follow Brother Kuroko to the town to help sell things? He said embarrassedly to the sunspot, "The little girl has a tender face, saying that the lonely man and widow have a bad journey, and she is too ashamed to go out, because she is afraid that her cousin will see it, and you know, her cousin has come to my house several times to propose marriage." ”

Kuroko was not stupid, and said bluntly: "If your nephew still wants to see the sun tomorrow, he should be honest, Xueya is a scholar like him, and he dares to look at the kind of earth dog who has to fall on his head when picking dung?" ”

Xueya's mother shrunk her neck, didn't dare to say more, and said in her heart, you are no better than my cousin, and there is at least a three-story brick house.

Heizi raised his ** again: "Tell your nephew, he wants to marry his mother-in-law, you can buy it and cheat it, just don't pay attention to Xueya." Otherwise, he won't have to marry in his life, and I'll go and make some technical adjustments under his crotch. ”

The man smoking a dry cigarette at the back of the house choked with laughter, and the woman in front of the door shook her legs.

Xue Ya, who jumped out with tears, smiled heartlessly when her eyes were still red, and walked in front of her mother with her chin raised, like a proud rooster.

Kuroko drove a tractor, carried Xueya and the big white dog, and roared to the town of Black Mountain. The carriage contained three hundred pounds of salted bear meat, a bear skin, two pairs of bear paws, several bear bones, and a huge bear skin.

The road was built along the Heishui River, with seven bends and eight windings, reaching fifty miles of the town.

The Heishui River is not dark, but the mountain beams on both sides are too high, the sun rarely shines in, and it doesn't look bright enough, so it gets this stigma unjustly.

……

The tractor burst into town, just after eight o'clock.

In the teahouse in Xiawan, Kuroko found Zhang Mazi, the only leather seller in the town, and was not in a hurry to sell bear skins to him. Actually, Kuroko looking for Zhang Mazi to sell bear skins is just an excuse, taking the opportunity to put a sleeve on this goods, and pulling him into the water is the purpose of Kuroko, to be honest, Kuroko has been targeting this guy for some years. It is easy to find revenge on the Liu family, and after revenge, the leather yard must have a knowledgeable person to calm down, this kind of talent is difficult to find, and it takes Heizi to spend some effort to cheat and deceive.

Heizi asked first: "I hunted a bear, eight hundred catties, not an ordinary color, I can't move it, so I picked a few pieces of meat in the village to eat, how much is the skin worth?" ”

"Eight hundred pounds?" Zhang Mazi didn't care about playing cards, and he was going to win money with a good handful of cards, but he confessed, pulled the sunspot and asked for an empty table, and wanted to talk alone. It is normal for a bear to be 200 catties, 300 catties is considered big, and the blind bear he has received is 500 catties up to the sky, and if he wants to meet 800 catties, he has to burn incense for several lifetimes to get it.

Xue Ya won't interject, she takes the peanuts on the table and feeds the big white dog, anyway, she doesn't have to spend money on Brother Heizi.

Kuroko drank tea: "Eight hundred catties is only a lot more." ”

Zhang Mazi rubbed his hands, licked his lips, and his eyes were shining: "**? ”

"You know I don't have a gun."

"Bow? You've got a good bow. But the bear is blind with 800 catties, and the bow and arrow are afraid that it will not die, and the skin is rough and the flesh is thick, and the arrow cannot penetrate its fat......"

"It's not a bow either. Knife hunting. ”

"Ouch!" Zhang Mazi's hand shook, the hot tea splashed his body, he didn't care about the pain, and looked at the sunspot with round eyes. Zhang Mazi was stunned for a long time, and when he saw that the sunspot was injured, the big white dog was also tied with heavy gauze on his hind legs, and he was still a little lame when he walked, and he thought to himself, it shouldn't be fake. However, the skin of the knife hunt must be the least formed, let alone shaved by dogs. Zhang Mazi is a veteran of price reduction, and his father is sitting opposite, and he can scrape off a layer of skin: "It is estimated that the skin is not neat, five hundred, I will call the car to go to your Zhao Village to tow." ”

"Forget it." Kuroko got up, "I'll give you the tea money." ”

This is the meaning of drawing a clear line, Zhang Mazi used to do business, and the tea money naturally had to be paid by himself, and it was the same as whoever bought skin.

Zhang Mazi grabbed the sunspot and smiled on his face: "How can I ask you to give money for tea?" You look down on me! I, Zhang Mazi, am a person who wants face, and I can lose money for this meal! Seven hundred. ”

"This tea is all scum, not worth two hundred yuan." Kuroko sat back and blew on the tea foam.

"Eight hundred. Couldn't be more. Zhang Mazi patted the table and said, "Don't hide it from you, I will go to the provincial capital to deliver the goods, and I can sell it for a thousand." ”

"Eight hundred, you say?" Kuroko smiled.

"The bear's paw belongs to me, I Zhang Mazi don't say a word, pay the money first." Zhang Mazi stretched out his hand and took out his bulging wallet, and said in his heart, this guy has always had a good brain but doesn't like to be careful, why did he bargain desperately this time? It's weird, it's weird.

"Someone has decided on the bear's paw, and I'm embarrassed to let you lose money. I'd better sell it to someone else. Kuroko waved his hand and wanted to leave.

"My family collects leather in the town, who else can you sell it to?" Zhang Mazi grabbed the sunspot and was a little nervous.

Kuroko shook his head, didn't speak, only took a sip of tea, calm and relaxed: "You don't have to worry about this, but you've been a little impetuous recently." Do you want to give a life? ”

"Huh?" Zhang Mazi thought that the sunspot turned too fast, so he paused for a moment, but said, "Then let's approve one!" I don't believe in fate, but I believe in you. Wang's brain shell was swollen by you, and he asked you to drink with a shy face, and after that, the coal mine business there was booming, and a few days ago I heard that the turtle son bought a mine in a neighboring town. and Huo Laocai in the town, he believes in you, dare I believe it? ”

"Then I'll tell you about it." Kuroko took a sip of tea, but sneered in his heart, you cheated me just now, and now I pit you, the world is really wonderful. The creature suddenly sighed, "Ah! I heard that the sauce beef at the opposite door is good. ”

"Who's going to call a pound of sauce beef, and then a bottle of liquor, and a spicy knife." Zhang Mazi yelled at the teahouse owner.

Zhang Mazi usually picks the stone through his hand, have to pull out two taels of oil, today a good card but no heart to win, willing to let go with their own nonsense, strange! There is definitely a problem with buying bear skins at a high price, not to mention that you are invited to drink.

Hey! Heizi's heart is clear, he usually doesn't believe in God, and he is temporarily clinging to Buddha's feet, which is talking about people like Zhang Mazi. Usually, if you don't believe in fate, when you reach a sad juncture, you have to listen to everything.

It seems that this guy himself is aware of the crisis, Kuroko thinks, this is a great opportunity for him to cheat!