Chapter 43: Old Man Cao

The next morning, Mu Wenhao got up and freshened up, and immediately dialed Lin Ziteng's phone, but after the phone was connected, he "hey" a few times and no one answered, and when he was about to hang up, a woman's voice [***] came from the microphone: "Ah...... I'm so happy, hurry, hurry up, I'll see Chang'e right away. Then there was a "uh-huh", and there was a "squeak" of the bed board......

It turned out to be doing "early".

It's just that this product is too spoofed, and he actually regarded doing "Morning" as a performance, demonstrating it in disguise, which made Mu Wenhao hot. It's a pity that the morning time is too short, and after a while, I heard the goods shouting: "Aha...... I can't do it anymore, I'm going to bend my bow and shoot the eagle! The woman yelled, "No, no, just hold on for a few more seconds." Unfortunately, the goods obviously did not fulfill her wishes, and finally the woman threw a complaining sentence in the rough panting sound like a cow: "The head of the foreign wax gun is useless." ”

Mu Wenhao laughed "hehe", hung up the phone, and after a while, he dialed his phone again, and then Lin Ziteng spoke a little lacking in breath: "Ah...... Ha...... Wen Hao, you're so early, I haven't woken up yet. The thing deliberately let out a long yawn to make people feel lazy.

"Didn't wake up? What are you kidding, didn't you just deliberately make a morning for me? But I wonder how billions of people still sleep on squeaky wooden beds. ”

"Ah...... What the? Didn't I press the reject button just now? it......" The voice paused for a while, it was estimated that this product was annoyed because it was known to be a foreign wax gun head, and after a while he smiled and said, "That wooden bed is the most popular high-end newlywed bed in Europe, it has a power function, and the sound makes people feel a kind of cheating happiness, less than 500,000 pieces, super cost-effective." ”

Fainted, this product is still selling advertisements.

Mu Wenhao didn't ink with him anymore, and went straight to the topic: "Okay, I'll study the bed matter slowly with you when I have time, now I'll do the apprenticeship first, will I go to you or you come to me?" ”

"Come to me, my back still hurts, I want to catch my breath, hehe!"

Putting down the phone, Mu Wenhao didn't go over immediately in order to let him breathe, and called his mother for ten minutes before calling Lei Cheng and driving to Lin Ziteng's villa.

I thought that I would have to wait for Lin Ziteng to drink a few bowls of "Ten Perfect Tonic Soup" before he could go out, but he didn't expect that although this waist was not good, the adjustment was still quite fast, and when he saw him, he was already waiting at the door with a Lexus with a full face.

Lin Ziteng led the way, and the three people and two cars drove on the road, and after a while, Lexus stopped in front of a big house on the outskirts of the city. It is said that it is a big house, it is better to say that it is a big temple, the appearance is a little close to the small palace of the Tang Dynasty, the simple powder paint has been mottled and peeled off, like a fish body that has scraped fish scales, and has lost its bright outer armor.

"This is the home of the masters?"

Mu Wenhao followed Lin Ziteng, who had already stepped on the steps, touched his nose and asked suspiciously. This situation is far from what he expected, in this era of peace, a little real kung fu, if you are not rich, it is expensive, which one is not mixed, no matter how bad it is, the bodyguard of a rich man is also a monthly salary of one million, why live in this kind of abandoned old temple?

Lin Ziteng smiled and nodded: "Yes!" ”

After saying that, he had pushed open the door of the big temple. The door was hidden, and the door was never locked because it was unnecessary. Who would dare to commit a top master's home? Unless he lives without troubles.

However, there are exceptions, and it is said that a thief with little eyes once got into it, but in the end he lost four front teeth, broke two ribs, and was hung on a large tree at the door as clothes for a long time, and later rescued by his companions.

Besides, there really isn't anything to steal inside. Even if he came to the refugee camp, he was better than his family, at least the refugee camp had an iron pot casserole, but his family didn't even have an iron pot casserole, this is what the thief who came to his house said.

Although the temple house is a little old, it is very spacious, especially the large fence in the middle, which looks very magnificent. In fact, after Mu Wenhao and the others came in, all they saw was a long circular corridor and this big farm. The corridor is on the top, the field is on the bottom, and in the middle is a long staircase, like a basement, seven or eight meters deep, similar to the light stadium in the square. The field is interspersed with trees and boulders, which is a bit like a special forces training base on TV.

It's just that there is no one inside, the corridor is empty, not even a chair, let alone a chair, even if it is a confetti, there is not a single thread, if it is not for Lin Ziteng to lead the way, Mu Wenhao will definitely think that this is a ruined temple where no one lives at all.

"Old man Cao...... Old man Cao......"

Lin Ziteng opened his throat and shouted twice, but only echoes echoed, and no one responded.

Lei Cheng frowned and said, "Shouldn't it be going out?" ”

Lin Ziteng smiled: "I've never seen him go out." ”

After speaking, he ignored Mu Wenhao's surprised expression, and walked towards a house at the end of the corridor.

This is the only room in this large temple, the door is open, and you can see the end at a glance, even this room is ridiculously clean. To say it's clean, not that the floor is spotless, but because there is only an empty bed and a wooden cabinet in this room, without any clutter.

If you are alone, you must at least have a kitchen, but if you don't even have a kitchen, don't you have to eat? When Mu Wenhao asked Lin Ziteng this question, Lin Ziteng smiled mysteriously: He ate the elixir.

I don't know if this guy is joking or serious, but there is a bed in the room anyway, and it doesn't necessarily mean that he is a living fairy who doesn't eat fireworks in the world.

There was no one in the room, and there was no one on the bed, and after the three of them stepped into the room, Lin Ziteng muttered: "Strange, where did this old guy go?" Is it ......?"

Before the muttering was finished, suddenly the sound of an urn came out: "Little slippery head, do you want to polish my martial arts secrets again?" "The sound felt a little distant but clear, but no one knew where it was coming from.

Lin Ziteng was overjoyed, this is exactly the voice of Cao Getong, the little slippery head is his name for Lin Ziteng, because he pestered him to teach martial arts and won the title of a little slippery head, he looked around: "Old man Cao, where are you?" ”

"I'm on your head."

The sound of the urn came, and the three of them hurriedly looked up.

Ah, gecko, what a big gecko! Lying on the ceiling with his limbs stretched, black and not slippery, but without a tail.

Who would have thought that a person could lie on the ceiling like a gecko, even Lei Cheng of clairvoyance didn't find out about his existence.

Although Mu Wenhao was very surprised, he was also very excited, he really met a master, who has the ability to lie on the wall like a gecko?

Lin Ziteng was also happy at this time, laughed and said: "Old man Cao, your Taoism is getting higher and higher, and you don't need to sleep on the bed, go directly to the ceiling to sleep!" ”

"Tall fart, I can't break through the heaven level, it's a shame to say it."

There was a deep dissatisfaction in his voice, which was clearly far from the level he wanted. People's ** is really infinite, even such a top master feels that he is just scum, Mu Wenhao basically confirmed that he must be a martial idiot.

In martial arts novels, it is not uncommon to forget to sleep and eat because of martial arts, and it is not uncommon for extreme behaviors to occur, but I didn't expect to encounter this kind of martial arts idiot in real life, and I have to sigh that there are all kinds of strange things in the world.

Lin Ziteng saw that the old man was still lying on the smallpox, and he didn't mean to come down, and said with a smile: "Old man Cao, I'm not here to rub your martial arts today, but to help you find two apprentices with strange bones, if you don't come down, I'm going to take them away?" He knew that although this old guy was eccentric, he had always had the heart of finding a disciple to inherit the mantle, but because the requirements were too high, he never found a satisfactory one, so he used "apprentice" to attract and "go" as a threat.

"Huh? What good apprentices can you help me pick out, you have brought dozens of people over in the past two years, all of them are pustules, and you can't pass the assessment of the first level, will there be any good goods this time? ”

This old guy is not afraid of offending people when he speaks, and there is disdain in his tone, Lei Cheng is very unhappy when he hears it, and mutters: "We are people, not goods." ”

Lin Ziteng pulled the corner of his clothes, signaled him not to interfere, and then patted his chest and said, "I guarantee that you are satisfied this time, and if you are not satisfied, you will not come to rub your martial arts within a year." "This time he was ruthless, he didn't really have confidence in Mu Wenhao and them, thinking about the assessment of the three levels, he almost thought that the hope was zero, but the righteous word was the first, and the old guy had to be set down first, as for whether the assessment passed or not, it depended on their creation.

"Really? Words must count, or I'll kick you out next time. You stand and wait, I still have to practice for half a moment in this Nayang Heavenly Seal Skill. ”

Cao Getong was very happy when he heard that this guy promised not to bother him for a year, and he was really afraid of Lin Ziteng for him who likes to be quiet, but because of his friendship with Lao Tzu, he let him mess around.

"Well, a gentleman is hard to chase after a horse!"

After Lin Ziteng finished speaking, he sat down on the old-fashioned wooden bed, although Cao Getong told them to stand and wait, but he understood that because there was no stool, his waist was still a little sore, and he also had back pain when he stood and talked, so he should sit down and relax.

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