In the morning, Li Qin sat in the office, the female secretary brought a cup of coffee, and after putting the newspaper down, his eyes looked over and found that there was a familiar face on it.

The headline of the news was "Won the American humorist Wang Yang, Yan University speech real success." ”

Looking further down at the specific content, all of them are bigwigs in the education field, such as the president of Yan University, the professor of Yan University, the associate professor of Qinghua University, or something, all of them are characters with very high titles and heads and faces.

At this time, Li Qin closed his eyes and said to himself: "How can you forget that Wang Yang is an intellectual?" ”

Politicians and writers have actually been somewhat opposed, but intellectuals are easier to get close to the people, because the real scholars are all back to the basics.

For example, Lao Tzu, for example, Sage Confucius, that one is not widely admired and praised by the people.

Literati have always been not afraid of politicians or schemists, whether they are real villains or hypocrites, but whenever they meet a righteous person who is not afraid of death, they will be timid.

Because, in a word, evil cannot defeat the light!

Justice is not afraid of death, but evil cannot be generous.

After Li Qin saw the news report, his mood was very special.

Similarly, Han Sanping, who recently rested at home, the third master of the famous film industry, is even more unpleasant.

"W-This kid!" Han Sanping couldn't smile bitterly, he really didn't expect that he had met a type like Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed.

Han Sanping is also afraid of such a role. Because there is no way to target.

What about Wang Yang. It's just a slippery head with a lot of skills and no pressure. Let Han Sanping think about it, and there is no way to stop it.

However, even so, it is impossible to get him to give up his position.

When everything has not yet reached the absolute time, no one will willingly give up their own interests.

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On this day, in Qinghua Garden, Wang Yang walked on campus. They were followed by a large number of reporters and students of the academy.

After his speech at Yan University, he began to give lectures in colleges and universities.

Recently, Wang Yang had a famous saying, he said: "I think funny is actually the same as college." ”

If you listen carefully, you may not have any ideas, but if you carefully reflect on Wang Yang's words, you will feel that he is extremely sharp.

Wang Yan, a well-known professor at Qinghua University, commented: "What Master Wang said about college and university funny actually means the problem of our education methods. His assessment is also very objective. ”

Wang Yang continues to use humor to be funny, and at the same time maybe a little funny. However, there will be a very serious narration of things that everyone may think are funny, but they are like beads of words and witty words, so that college students have to admire.

"The charm of a speaker is to be good at using his own language, to point directly at people's hearts, to fool, some people may ask, Mr. Wang, Master Wang, will you fool? I said I would, because when you asked, I started fooling you. ”

"Hahaha......" The Qinghua University students in the audience gave a standing ovation, and another wonderful speech ended.

Wang Yang is on it, there is almost no pause, chatting, it seems that the content is very much, very chaotic, but if you think about it carefully, it is all organized, and a very direct concept is transmitted to everyone, which is a more positive energy, a kind of power to pursue the spirit of harmony.

Anyway, Wang Yang has already entered the transcendent blurt realm, that is, he has almost no manuscripts.

After the speech, the reporter interviewed.

Asked, "What do you mean by barely writing a manuscript?" ”

Wang Yang took out four or five pages of the manuscript from his pocket and handed it to the reporter so that the reporter could read it clearly.

Click, the reporters took pictures, and then an eventful reporter read it, and found that this was not what Wang Yang said at all, but some connotative paragraphs.

"Mr. Wang, don't go!"

"Don't go, don't go, can you say a few more words??"

I have to say that the reporters have to ask clearly, what does Wang Yang mean by this?

Finally, Wang Yang was caught by a crazy reporter.

"On this issue, why did I write a manuscript with a connotative paragraph, but I didn't say it? Because I want to do a lot of my peers in the audience, they may all be holding paper and pen to record, and when it's over, there is a big scale, and they must be going to report me. ”

The foreign reporter asked: "Do you think this is because there is no freedom of speech in China?" ”

Wang Yang was silent.

The reporters asked, "Answer that question." ”

Wang Yang: "Just now, I have already answered. ”

The reporters immediately understood, yes, silence is the best answer.

Wang Yang's humor was almost brought back to China from the United States.

On a very "vulgar" and very "dirty" show, Guo Degang said on "Degang Night Talk": "I used to say that yang was dirty, but in fact, I knew for a long time that I would meet such a person. ”

Wang Yang sat opposite Lao Guo and smiled: "I'm dirty, but you have tolerance." ”

"Calling for ......" The audience who recorded the program shouted one after another.

Lao Guo also smiled: "You are big!" ”

"Alright, let's get down to business." Lao Guo patted his knees, he turned his head and smiled at the audience: "Tell me, why are you robbing me of my job, I still want to go to the United States to say cross talk!" ”

"This, this must not be blamed on me, who made me a super master."

"Hello Brother Dashi, go and make a bowl of rice for the poor monk."

"you."

"Okay, let's not make a fuss."

Lao Guo and Wang Yang both quieted down, and said in his normal accent: "That, I heard that Ha, the box office of "Zombies Out" is good this time, right?" ”

Wang Yang smiled: "Not bad, I took a look at it two days ago, how much is the first week?" ”

After speaking. He put his hand next to the pinna. I only heard the audience shouting: "The box office has exceeded $80 million in the first week." ”

"$80 million. It's okay. Wang Yang nodded and smiled.

Guo Degang said: "It's only 80 million, which is 240 million, but compared to your "Those Years", what else is there?" ”

The audience shouted, "And "Slam Dunk"! ”

"Yes, I remember that in those years, the box office of your first movie in the first week was already over 100 million. And the total box office seems to be already 700 million, or 800 million? ”

Wang Yang said: "It seems to be 800 million, right? I don't know very well, the box office of Slam Dunk is 1.5 billion. ”

Guo Degang said: "Yes, yes, but the first two movies were released in China, this movie was made in the United States, Hollywood style, it stands to reason that it should be released in our country first, right?" ”

Wang Yang laughed: "Don't pretend to be confused......"

"Hehehe......" Guo Degang laughed out loud, laughing very heartily.

"To be honest, do you feel sad?" Lao Guo asked.

Wang Yang said: "Not yet. It's really not counting, compared to Lao Guo. It's all a trifle for me. ”

Guo Degang: "Hehehe...... Let's make a lot of money. ”

Wang Yang nodded: "That's for sure, if the market in Huaxia is there, there will be hundreds of millions of box offices, but now there is no more." ”

"Well, you've been a hot mess lately, and you said that David Show said that the joke is not, so come to me, and come to two paragraphs?"

"Don't dare, don't dare."

Guo Degang turned his head to the audience below and said, "Do you want to see it?" ”

"Yes!" The audience immediately shouted loudly.

When Wang Yang heard this, he laughed a few times and said, "Okay, I'll just reluctantly tell you a paragraph." ”

As he spoke, Wang Yang rolled up his sleeves, his face was calm, he walked up in two steps, and after walking a few steps, he took the microphone and stood in front of the audience.

"Some time ago, everyone knew that famous writers, genius young writers, best-selling god book writers, cartoonists, okay, I won't go any further, and then you're going to beat me...... Let's just say that I went abroad and came back, taking a plane. ”

"I'm coming back from abroad, thinking that I want to support our domestic products, and we want to buy Air China plane tickets, right? Everyone knows that our Air China flight attendant lady is beautiful! That young lady looks prettier than an airplane! The training is also very good. When you get on the plane, the little dress is on, the uniform is on, and it's watching you. After the plane got up, the ladies pushed the drink cart and walked up to the front of the ladies: Wouldyoulikesomethingtodrink,coffee,teaorcococola? ”

"My heart says yes! Very polite and good English. One look, poured over, polite. After thanking the guest, he walked over and went to the side of a Chinese compatriot here. The stewardess asked, 'What to drink?' I looked behind me, and the lady asked, 'What do you drink?' ’”

"I said in my heart that the polite one just now, what's the matter? I understand, that one was a foreigner just now, and this face was our own compatriot, and when I saw my compatriot, I changed my face. There: "What to drink?" ”

Wang Yang slapped his face: "Oh, why am I so upset with her, I, I saw that she still had two faces, and saw how I cleaned you up!" ”

The audience listened very seriously, and they didn't expect Wang Yang's talk show to be really good.

"After a while, he came to me and glanced me up and down. Miss: What to drink? I pretended I didn't understand. ”

“Sorryidontunderstand”

"Miss asked: What to drink?"

“Sorryidontunderstand.”

Wang Yang deliberately repeated another sentence in English, and the audience applauded one after another.

Miss: "Wouldyoulikesomethingtodrinkcoffeeteaorcococola?" ”

Wang Yang immediately became cold-blooded: "I glanced at her - orange juice!" ”

The audience, after listening to this paragraph, laughed and applauded one after another.

Guo Degang also walked up and said with a smile: "Yes, very good." ”

"One more!"

"Wang Yang! Wang Yang! Wang Yang! The audience shouted enthusiastically.

Lao Guo hurriedly smiled: "Look at this, it's not okay to come again!" ”

Wang Yang shook his head: "Forget it, I didn't have much preparation today." Wait for next time. ”

"Next time. Can we still see you? Guo Degang clapped his hands. But it didn't really let Wang Yang say, and pulled him to the side of the sofa and sat down.

Lao Guo said: "Let's talk seriously for a while." ”

Wang Yang nodded.

Lao Guo smiled, took the question card of his show, and said: "Let's start asking questions and answering quickly, we can't hesitate, once we hesitate, it proves that you have a ghost in your heart!" ”

Wang Yang nodded again and again, and said with a smile: "You don't have to fix some of those kinds of problems." ”

"Oh ~ what kind of question."

"About personal hidden. Private. ”

Lao Guo hurriedly shook his head and said, "I definitely wouldn't ask such a question...... It's just that. Let me ask you, I heard that you went abroad to save the United States? ”

Wang Yang listened, and he nodded lightly: "Sort of, I was with a singer that day." ”

"Hey, which singer are you following, can you say you can't?"

"Anyway, let's not talk about it, let's go to the bar and have a drink, and then ......"

"Okay, don't talk about it yet. Let's take a look at the reports on the foreign Internet first. ”

Lao Guo is talking here, and the beautiful deputy host over there. Right next to the computer, the multimedia was brought out on the big screen, and it was an American report in English, with a red translation annotation on it.

Lao Guo looked at the big screen and said with a smile: "yang.wang Huaxia kung fu is very good, saved the ** girl?" ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Wang Yang also hurriedly made a sweat wiping action, he really didn't know what to say.

Lao Guo said: "Say, you confessed honestly, did you harm the girl of which family again!" ”

"You can't say that, when you go home, the matchmaker watched TV, but you can't beat me to death."

"Oh yes, then let you die."

Lao Guo smiled, panted and turned around and said, "It seems that you have practiced kung fu well, why don't you show your hands on the spot?" ”

Wang Yang waved his hand, and Lao Guo hurriedly asked him to get up.

"Okay then."

Wang Yang looked embarrassed, and after walking to the middle of the stage, he moved his muscles and bones around for a while, and suddenly under the gaze of the camera and the audience, a backflip passed, just a bang.

"Good!" Lao Guo clapped his hands and said seriously: "This is real kung fu!" ”

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Lao Guo's show was finally recorded, late at night, but Wang Yang, Lao Guo, and Lao Guo's beloved apprentice Yue Yunpeng, as well as his son Qilin.

A few people went to eat together.

In the restaurant, everyone is drinking wine and eating side dishes, Wang Yang and Lao Guo are the same generation and the same identity, the two of them talk, and others naturally dare not interject.

Lao Guo is older than him in appearance, but in fact, he is not much older than Wang Yang.

Both of them are precocious people, but Wang Yang's face does not show age, while Lao Guo has an old face and is also mature.

Wang Yang remembered that Lao Guo was twenty-three or four years old, and he began to mix with Deyun Society, and there were many people who followed him, which can be said to be not very old, when he was twenty-seven or eighteen years old, he had to support a group of people, and many of them were apprenticed to him.

Most of Lao Guo's apprentices are also very old, and some are even at the level of old men.

But in the cross talk industry, it really can't be said that it depends on age.

Lao Guo said: "You good guy, why do you want to talk about talk shows." ”

Wang Yang touched his head, and he said: "This is not only to unite multiple circles to see if it can shake the film industry." ”

"I said, don't work so hard, if I offend a CCTV reporter, then I won't be able to be on TV for several years, if you want to shake up a film industry, how to say, your movie won't be released for three or five years."

Lao Guo said earnestly: "In our country, there is no reason and law at all, just say Lao Lai, he is relying on your money, what can you do with him, the court will lock him up, then it still can't solve the matter, there is no agency to help, each of them is clear, how can you get it." ”

Wang Yang sighed, and he said, "This is helplessness. ”

"I still envy you to death, I want to have your level of education, and I will also be on the international stage, and I will also tell real international jokes."

Wang Yang took a few sips of wine and was silent.

Lao Guo's son Qilin, he said: "Dad, then what do you say that group of people think, this Brother Wang is also ......"

"Bad guy, don't call you kid." Lao Guo glared, Wang Yang asked Lao Guo to call his brother, and his son asked Wang Yang to call his brother, this is not good.

"Then what am I shouting?" "Shout uncle."

"Damn! This...... No one is a few years older than me......" Qilin lowered his head, and did not dare to say more.

Wang Yang scratched his head, he looked at Lao Guo and said, "Xingchi Group wants to split the group, is Lao Guo interested in doing business with us?" ”

"I don't care about this matter...... Lao Guo waved his hand and shook his head, his Deyun Club is also being dealt with by someone, and the major shareholder is not him, he mainly just talks about cross talk well.

Lao Guo looked at Wang Yang and said, "You have made a lot of money, but you are also red-eyed and jealous." ”

"You have been in the past three years, compared to me for thirty years, I used to be jealous of Zhou Yu, and now I am jealous of you." Lao Guo said seriously.

Wang Yang shrugged his shoulders, he was also hanging, and if he was not in good health, he would be the saddest traverser in history.

"Okay, let's make a comedy show together."

"Comedy show, what kind of form."

Wang Yang said: "The name is Xiaoao Jianghu, and the form is to record the performance directly in front of the audience, and then there are three or four guests, plus a behind-the-scenes observer. ”

Lao Guo listened and asked, "What is the goal of the show?" ”

Wang Yang said: "Digging out comedians such as hosts, cross talk, actors, etc., is trying to find a future comedian in one season every year." ”

When Lao Guo heard this, he nodded and said, "This is not bad." ”

"The money will not be less, and you will be given less of this amount in one season." Wang Yang stretched out five fingers and shook it at Lao Guo.

"Ahahahaha......" Lao Guo laughed, he could see clearly what a slap meant.

500,000 appearance fee once, 500,000 is already relatively good for Lao Guo, and the plan for the first season of Xiaoao Jianghu is to record 15 episodes, which is equivalent to giving Lao Guo a total of about 7.5 million.

Needless to say, Wang Yang's appearance fee is now high, almost 3 million once.

Because of the high appearance fee, few people usually invite him, but he is also in order to raise his value, and he can also keep a low profile.

Lao Guo can't do it, if he rises, it will be difficult to make money, after all, it is cross talk, and traditional culture is still a little unpopular. (To be continued......)

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