Chapter 6 Infinite Power
is a man, he will not admit that he is afraid of his mother-in-law in front of people, especially those men who are really afraid of his mother-in-law, even if he kneels on the washboard at home every day, he has to pretend to be a manly man in front of people. In the legend of Yidu Water Village, there is a person who is afraid of his mother-in-law, and one day he did something wrong, and his mother-in-law was ready to implement the family law, and the best went directly under the bed. The mother-in-law said, "You are a big man, you dare not come out under the bed, you are embarrassed!" Hurry up and give the old lady out! The best said confidently, "Manly man, if you can't say it, you won't come out!" ”
This Zhao Shengcai is also notoriously afraid of his wife, and he is also a person who loves face to death. Naturally, I couldn't listen to Lai Wang's joke, "Ghost baby, you know a ball." When did Lao Tzu ever be afraid of his mother-in-law? My mother-in-law is usually afraid of me at home. If you don't believe that you come to my house with me, if my mother-in-law dares to say a word, see that I don't have big ears to shave and slap her! ”
Zhao Jiatun came to help, and they all snickered on the side when they heard Zhao Shengcai's words.
"Secretary Mazi. Let's go back and fan! Your mother-in-law said that if you can show this kind of manhood one day, it is to let her kneel and lick, and she is willing. "I have nothing to do every day, and there are not one or two people who love to coax. As soon as Zhao Shengcai's cowhide blew, the people watching the excitement immediately began to coax.
"I'm too lazy to tell you, my mother-in-law can't have said such a thing. Unless she's itchy on the skin! Although Zhao Shengcai was a little confident, he still gritted his teeth and stiffened.
It took a lot of effort for Laiwang to finally slowly clean up the beams, bark, tiles, and bricks in the room, and finally turned out the rice jar placed in the corner of the wall. The lid of the rice jar is still very tight, and when Laiwang lifts the lid, he sees that the white rice inside has not been spoiled at all.
"My mother-in-law, Lao Tzu's rations are finally available." Laiwang hugged the rice can and grinned.
"Laiwang, your little bit of food is worth a fart. Getting the bailout money in hand is the right thing to do. Zhang Kaiquan said.
"You know. The bailout money, who knows when it will be able to come down. Without this rice, I would have to drink the northwest wind. Laiwang said.
Laiwang held the rice jar and put it aside, not realizing the weight of the rice jar in the slightest.
Zhao Shuliang looked at Laiwang a little strangely, "Why did your baby suddenly have so much strength?" This crockpot of rice must weigh at least fifty or sixty pounds, and you can pick it up so easily, is it empty inside? ”
"Empty? I only bought 150 catties of rice at Xiuchun's house on the 27th of last month, and I haven't eaten a third of it yet. Laiwang said. Laiwang only said half of what he said, and he was on the spot. At this time, he realized that the rice plus clay jar in his hand was a hundred or dozens of catties. Laiwang usually hasn't done any heavy work, and he doesn't have much strength in his hands. How can you suddenly be able to hold such a heavy object?
"I only know now that in addition to Zhao Haozi, we didn't expect you to come to Wang except for Zhao Haozi. You must be an empty jar. Zhao Shuliang naturally didn't believe it, and when he walked over, he lifted the lid of the crockpot, and immediately widened his eyes. Inside the clay pot, half of the white rice was filled.
"You put it down, you put it down, I'll try it. What's going on here? Zhao Shuliang was very puzzled.
Laiwang found a flat place and put the crockpot down easily. He didn't figure out how he became a strong man overnight. Laiwang put it more casually, and more than 100 catties of things were directly patronized on the soil floor. The soil was drenched in the rain all night, and it was full of water and very soft. The clay pot made a deep depression directly in the earthen floor.
Zhao Shuliang waited solemnly, spread his legs, stood on a stake, and then held the crockpot with both hands, tried the weight, but failed to make the crockpot move.
"Shuliang, use some force. It's not as big as your mother-in-law's tonnage! "There are folks next to me who are making a fuss.
Zhao Shuliang used it for a while, his neck was a little red, he stood the stake a little firmer, and he held the crockpot with both hands and used it violently, this time, he finally carried the crockpot off the ground, but Zhao Shuliang was not able to stand on his body, so he suddenly felt a sudden rattle in his waist.
"Oops!" Zhao Shuliang slammed the clay jar on the ground, and then touched his waist with his hand in pain. With too much force just now, Zhao Shuliang flashed his waist.
"Haha. Shuliang, did you plant your mother-in-law's thatched meadow again last night? Even Laiwang can't even deserve this future life. The others quipped again.
"The dog said that your Haiping, if you have the ability, you can try it. The dog said, weighing two hundred pounds, flashed Lao Tzu's waist. Zhao Shuliang scolded.
There are really those who do not believe in evil. Starting from Zhao Haiping, there were four or five people in a row who took turns to play, although the end was better than Zhao Shuliang, but no one was able to hold the crockpot and take a step.
"Laiwang, what tonic did you take last night? How did you suddenly gain so much strength? Zhao Shuliang asked while rubbing his waist.
"Lao Tzu's strength has always been so great. In my family's situation, I am already very optimistic if I don't drink pesticides, and I can still take tonics? Lai Wang said angrily.
Zhao Haiping is about the same size as Laiwang, he grew up together since he was a child, and he has been working outside in the past few years, and he has gained a lot of strength, he naturally doesn't believe that Laiwang's strength is so great, "Laiwang, aren't you talking nonsense?" What have you been so strong since you were a child. At that time, I beat you up every day, why didn't I see you fight back? ”
"Haiping, you dog is embarrassed to say, you are two years older than you don't say it, and you always move your brother out, if I beat you one day, your brother Haigen won't beat me to death?" Laiwang was not Haiping's opponent at all, who was two years older than him, at that time, but Laiwang naturally wouldn't admit it.
At that time, Haiping didn't bully him less, relying on himself being two years older and having a lot more strength, in the future, Wang pressed to the ground, stuck his neck, and came to Wang to call Lao Tzu. The surname Laiwang is very stubborn and refuses to be called. Instead, he shouted, "This world is chaotic, and my son is going to beat Lao Tzu!" "The harder Laiwang screams, the more fierce Haiping hits.
Lai Wang said as he was still flipping there, and after a while, he had already turned out a pile of clothes from the ruins. The clothes were already very old, even slightly tattered, mixed with muddy water like garbage picked up from a garbage dump.
"Laiwang, what are you picking up all that rags for? I still have some old clothes at home, I'll bring them to you later, although some are old. It's better than your rags. Zhao Sande's son worked in the city, and some old clothes couldn't be worn, so he took them home for Zhao Sande to wear.
"I'm still more comfortable in my own clothes, these clothes are washed and sunned, and I can still wear them." Ignoring the persuasion of his neighbors, Laiwang still turned out his clothes one by one. When he turned to a piece of yellow cloth clothes, Lai Wang smiled and took out two hundred-yuan bills from his pocket. Already completely soaked and sticking together, Laiwang carefully separated the two coins, and then unfolded the banknotes and put them on his face, not caring at all about the coldness brought to his skin from the banknotes.
After finding the only savings in the family, Laiwang did not gain anything from the rest, and there was no bowl left in the kitchen. The plastic bucket also turned into pieces, and the plastic bucket looked complete, but there was a hole the size of a duck's egg at the bottom.
Laiwang threw the plastic bucket on the ground with some disappointment, and almost all the daily necessities at home had to be re-purchased, not knowing if the two hundred yuan in his hand was enough.
Laiwang found a snakeskin bag and packed up all the things he had collected that were still useful, and put them directly on top of the crockpot, he had no intention of carrying them back and forth.
He Biqing watched Laiwang's every move and asked, "Laiwang, where are you going to move to?" ”
"Sister-in-law Qing. I'm going to move to the mountain temple to live. Laiwang fixed everything and looked at the place where he had lived since he was a child with a complicated expression. Many memories slowly dissipated with the collapse of the old house.
"Isn't it good for you to go to someone's house in Tunli to live for a while? That mountain temple is older than your old house, and if it falls, you won't even be able to save your life. You're not so lucky every time. He Biqing said.
"Sister-in-law Qing, whether there is any relief money above, and when there is one, it is a matter of no shadow. I also don't have the money to fix the house. If you go to live in someone else's house, it won't be a matter of time. After living for a long time, others will not be happy, and I will not be comfortable living. It's better to live in a mountain temple. Laiwang smiled, ready to pick up the crockpot and leave.
"Otherwise, you can stay at my house!" He Biqing was anxious in his heart, and said a word without thinking.
"Hehe, I thought. But I don't think we're going too fast. Lai Wang was stunned for a moment, but he quickly became flamboyant.
Laiwang's jokes made He Biqing less embarrassed. As soon as that sentence came out, it immediately made the eyes of Zhao Jiatun's people a little more complicated.
He Biqing naturally reacted immediately, "You bastard, I see that you don't have a place to live, and my old house has been empty there, so you have a place to shelter from the wind and rain." ”
"Forget it. My self-control is so high. If you accidentally go to the wrong room one day and something happens, it will not end well. Lai Wang said with a smile.
"That's not better. Anyway, the two of you just have a mortar against a mortar pit. Zhao Shuliang coaxed.
"Come to Wang, you bastard, you go to your mountain temple, it's best to let the ghost lady recruit you. What is it! The real dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know well-wishers. Widow Qing turned around and walked away, seemingly very angry.
Lai Wang looked at He Biqing's back and smiled, squatted down and hugged the clay pot, got up suddenly, and walked towards the mountain temple.
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