Chapter 126: Li Tiezhu's Three Slaps
At this time, Li Tianjun and Wang Fang didn't care about Liyang's physical problems at all, because they knew that Liyang hadn't drunk a drop of wine.
If you really drink more than 20 catties of wine, not to mention the problem of alcohol poisoning, your stomach will be unbearable and burst. Liyang's child now has a flat lower abdomen, and at a glance, he knows that there is no goods in his stomach.
"Haha, come on, don't hide behind! Why don't you dare to fight with Lao Tzu? Li Yang shouted at the onlookers with a large bowl in his hand.
But these people are not stupid, so many people have fallen in front, and the men who have a lot of alcohol in this room have all been wiped out, and they may be given for nothing when they go up, so they will be pulled to the hospital for gastric lavage after fighting with Liyang, how can they fight? So these unrighteous people automatically dodged back, and while dodging, they stretched out their thumbs and praised Liyang's good drinking.
Li Yang saw that everyone didn't dare to fight with him, and in order to prove to his parents that he was fine, he asked the onlookers to get out of the way and dance on the ground to play a street dance at will.
His dancing skills are extraordinary, and he once won the second place in the Southeast City Street Dance Competition, only to see him with his hands on the ground, and his legs upside down authored many exaggerated movements, which attracted everyone's applause! Where have these guests ever seen such a wonderful performance, shouting loudly at the top of their throats, the sound is so loud that they almost knocked over the roof of the second floor!
A large number of guests stood in the crowd and could not see the wonderful performance, they all stood on the stool in a circle and stood on tiptoe to watch the hip-hop performance, and even stood on the table and shouted with their teeth and claws!
The groom Daniel Zhang also applauded loudly on the side with a drunken face, not knowing that his bride Wang Yan was blue and almost blew her lungs. This kid was drunk, and was thundered by Liyang's superb street dance performance, applauding loudly and applauding at the same time, and he didn't know that his palms were red!
When the atmosphere of the banquet reached its best, Li Yang rotated with a handstand, and his legs spun and landed like butterflies to end the performance. After dancing hip-hop, Li Yang came to his cousin Wang Yan with a smile on his face.
He smiled evilly: "Cousin, I said that I am immune to alcohol, you still don't believe it, why don't we have two more glasses of wine?" ”
"Drink...... Drink? …… No, I've drunk too much. Wang Yan snatched back in a panic.
"Hahahaha, Mom and Dad, they're not drinking anymore, it's time for us to go." Li Yang waved at his parents in the crowd.
At this time, Li Yang became a star in the banquet, and the guests in the hall spontaneously applauded and sent their family away.
"Hey, why are there so many people here, what are you all looking at?" Someone outside the crowd suddenly shouted loudly and angrily.
As soon as this man spoke, it was extraordinary, and the guests in the entire hall turned around automatically when they heard his voice, respectfully gave way to the person, nodded to this person, and said compliments. The groom Daniel Zhang was shaken and pulled the drunk Wang Yan to greet him.
"Uncle Li, why don't you drink in the VIP room upstairs, what are you doing here? My nephew will come up and toast you later! Daniel Zhang hugged this person with a flattering smile, and bent down to treat him with respect like a fat pug.
Wang Yan next to him seemed to have woken up, bowing and nodding at the middle-aged man unusually, reaching up with both hands and mixing his other arm, the smile on his face was called a ** brilliant, flattering appearance almost didn't kneel down and kowtow.
All the guests at the scene were respectful to this loud man, and even the old witch's family stepped forward to greet him affectionately. Wang Ergou and his wife are even more abnormal, seeing this person is like seeing their own father, yelling and almost wagging their tails on the ground, that kind of compliment is unbearable.
Li Yang turned his head, also surprised.
He still felt that the person who came was a big person, it turned out that this person he knew, it was his uncle Zhuzi, that is, the now famous Li Tiezhu!
Li Tiezhu's face is now full of red, and he does not have the appearance of a down-and-out contractor in the past.
He was wearing a black expensive suit, with a small red flower on his chest, with two golden VIP words on it, with a solemn expression, and his nostrils were facing the sky when he walked. This product obviously drank a little wine, walked like a cloud and staggered, spoke with a little big tongue, and ignored the greetings of others, but it did not affect him as soon as he appeared on the stage, replacing Li Yang as the protagonist of this banquet hall, attracting everyone's attention.
He, the focus of the audience, shook his majestic body the moment he saw Li Yang, and his majestic face suddenly appeared like a chrysanthemum blooming with a knowing smile, and his body was trembling slightly involuntarily!
Li Tiezhu shook off the hands of Daniel Zhang and his wife, strode forward and ran to Li Yang, and said urgently: "Oh Li Yang, why are you here!" You said that there was nothing to do and let me call you, I didn't dare to contact you during this time, we had dinner in a restaurant today, I didn't even know you were here! I'll eat it upstairs, and I'll let you eat it downstairs, this ...... Where do I put my big face! ”
Li Yang smiled indifferently at him: "It's nothing, isn't it just a meal, it's the same wherever you eat." By the way, Uncle Zhuzi, why are you here? ”
Li Tianjun said honestly: "Isn't this a friend who asked me to help make a scene!" Daniel Zhang, you kid hurry up, let me introduce you, this is my good buddy good brother Li Yang! ”
Li Tiezhu's affectionate attitude towards Li Yang made Daniel Zhang's heart like fifteen buckets of water, seven up and eight down. He stepped forward with an embarrassed face and whispered: "Uncle Li, I know Liyang, he is the cousin of my wife Yanzi, and he is also here to eat our wedding wine today." ”
Li Yang hammered Li Tiezhu's chest with a straight face and said solemnly: "Who is your good buddy, have you forgotten that it is you and my uncle?" ”
Li Tiezhu touched the inch hair on his head, and said with a smile: "Haha, it's all casually ranked by the people in the village, you can't be serious, Yangzi and the two of us have played since childhood, but I have always regarded you as a brother." Ah, Sister-in-law Li is also here, why are you here too? Ah...... Look at my brain, Daniel Zhang just said that his Wang Yan is still Liyang's cousin! Okay, well, it turns out that this world is so small, since everyone is a relative, then we should have a good drink, Uncle Li, Aunt Li, and Liyang, let's go upstairs to drink, today we are not drunk and do not return! ”
After he finished speaking, he saw that Li Yang and his parents did not move and their faces were not good, and Daniel Zhang and Wang Yan next to him also had gray faces and strange expressions, and they didn't know what was going on, so they threw their eyes towards Li Yang asking questions.
Li Yang's face turned cold and waved his hand at him and said, "No need to drink, just now I was forced to pour more than 20 bottles of Jian Nanchun by a robber couple!" They won't let me drink to death, so they won't let us go, is this what you mean by letting us drink? ”
Li Tiezhu's expression changed suddenly, and he said with a surprised face: "Li Yang, good brother, don't be joking with me, how can anyone in this world be able to drink more than twenty catties of wine?" Don't say it's wine, even mineral water can spoil people! ”
"Hmph, is it true, don't you know if you ask the person next to you?" Li Yang looked around and said hatefully.
Li Tiezhu's tiger eyes glanced around, his eyes were not angry and intimidated, and the people around him took a step back. When his eyes saw Daniel Zhang, this kid pulled her wife to kneel down for Li Tiezhu with a 'poof', his face was as silent as a cicada, and he was speechless.
"Uncle Li, I asked the hotel waiter, just now this kid Daniel Zhang and his ** wife Wang Yan really forced Brother Li Yang to drink more than twenty pounds of Jiannanchun liquor! There are a lot of wine bottles next to here, all of which he drinks! "It's the dog baby who speaks.
This kid is now also wearing a black suit and following Li Tiezhu to the banquet, next to him stood a stone, Qiangzi, Shengli, they were all Li Yang's playmates when he was a child, they are now standing there with an angry face, and they are even holding a stool in their hands ready to beat people at any time!
"What? Daniel Zhang, you actually dare to force my brother Li Yang to drink so much wine, are you kid tired of being crooked! Li Tiezhu said with a blue face: "Do you kid know who Li Yang is?" Lao Tzu, I gave us the money for the construction of a new countryside in Leopard Ridge, all of which he gave! Everything I have now is also given by him! If it weren't for him, my fellow villagers and I would still be begging for wages in Southeast City! ”
Daniel Zhang stammered with a bruised face, "Uncle Li, I'...... I really don't know ...... Liyang,"
"Smack!"
Li Tiezhu slapped this kid hard with his big hand, and fell to the ground with blood flowing from his beating!
The groom's family next to him just wanted to come forward to persuade them, but they were stopped by the dogs.
Daniel Zhang was slapped by Li Tiezhu's nose and mouth with blood, but he did not dare to disobey at all, and quickly got up and knelt again.
"You kid still have to ask Lao Tzu to borrow 20 million for emergencies, do you want me to lend you Liyang's money and let you buy wine to pour him!" Li Tiezhu's bear paw picked up again!
"Smack!"
Daniel Zhang's fat face was stiffened again, this slap was heavier, not only did the corner of his mouth crack a hole, but a front tooth actually flew up!
"Woo, Uncle Li, I was wrong... Woo, I shouldn't have let Liyang drink so much wine...," this kid threw himself on the ground, crying loudly on the ground, and he didn't dare to get up.
"Woo, Uncle Li is angry, we didn't mean to bully Li Yang, all this is a misunderstanding......" Wang Yan, who was kneeling on the side, cried.
At this time, she was like a poor pug, completely devoid of the arrogance just now.
"Misunderstanding! Wang Yan, you're not a good thing either! You let my brother Liyang drink so much wine, I didn't expect to let him live at all! Look if I can't smoke you this a**! Li Tiezhu's big hand was raised again, and this time the target was Wang Yan, the initiator of the farce of persuading alcohol!
"Smack!"
With a loud slap and a scream of 'ah' from Wang Yan, her petite body actually flew to the side and fell to the cold ground.
Li Tiezhu didn't use all her strength to see that she was a woman, but when she got up from the ground, half of her face was swollen, blood was leaking from the corners of her mouth, and her half-pulled lips were swollen into sausages.
"That's enough, I'm going to go home today, Uncle Zhu, let's leave them alone with these dog-eyed guys." Li Yang can't see men beating women the most, even if the victim is his **cousin, he feels very uncomfortable.
Li Tiezhu reacted, and hurriedly ran over and said with a concerned face: "Yangzi, let's go to the hospital quickly, you have drunk so much wine, you can't do it without gastric lavage!" ”
Wang Fang also stepped forward and said with concern: "Yes, Yangzi, you'd better go to the hospital to check your body!" ”
Looking at their concerned expressions, Li Yang shook his head and said with a smile: "I will be Duan Yu's six-vein divine sword, I forced out all that wine just now!" Don't worry, Mom and Dad, I danced hip-hop just now, haven't you seen that I'm okay? ”
Li Tianjun said with a smile: "What kind of bullshit six-vein divine sword, you kid, you will be full of nonsense!" You tell me honestly, just now your uncle Zhu said that he gave our village the money to build a new countryside, what happened? ”
Li Yang glared at the big-mouthed Li Tiezhu, and said with a humble face: "I have so much money there, all of which are sponsored by Nanfeng Group, and people invest in our village to build a tourism project, and it has nothing to do with me." (To be continued.) )