Chapter 135: True Love
"Uncle Lan Yan, I can't hide it, I am a staunch lyric supremacy, I firmly believe that the most beautiful music comes from the most in-depth lyrics, Uncle Lan Yan, your song clearly reflects this pursuit...... Well, Uncle Lanyan, you have something urgent to do, I won't bother you for the time being, and when we don't have the shackles of the confidentiality agreement in the future, I will have a good time with my uncle! ”
Seeing that Chen Mo seemed to be very puzzled by his "confession", the ape-man who walked upright said such a thing bluntly.
"Okay, this is the second meal, you all know that I can't drink enough, so be sincere......"
Chen Mo replied with a smile.
"Uncle Lan Yan is not good at drinking? Ah, then we won't drink, what do you think about drinking tea or coffee instead? There is a nice teahouse near my house, which has a good atmosphere and can listen to great drum commentary......"
The ape-man who walked upright immediately changed his words in embarrassment.
While he was talking, Chen Mo was recalling the songs that the ape man who walked upright had sung in the program "Kamen Song God".
I don't want to know, when I think about it, Chen Mo really found that the songs sung by this upright walking ape-man are all melodies that are not so catchy, but the lyrics are all very flavorful and connotative without exception.
Perhaps it is for this reason that since the second issue of "Kamen Singer", although he has participated in this stage for 4 consecutive episodes and sung more than ten songs, the ape-man who walks upright has never enjoyed the most glorious moment.
But perhaps for the same reason, the upright walking ape-man also has a lot of popularity. The singer who was eliminated was never him.
This...... He is indeed a singer with persistence!
"That's it, you can choose the location when the time comes, whether it's wine, tea or coffee. Let's have a drink and a chat! ”
Chen Mo also insisted, so he agreed to the ape-man who walked upright in one bite.
There is just one thing that Chen Mo plans to make clear when the time comes, and that is - in fact, he doesn't particularly pursue the best and most beautiful lyrics, he just likes to sing, any song can be.
"Good, good. Then Uncle Lanyan was decided, and the younger brother would be waiting for him at that time! After receiving Chen Mo's letter, the ape-man who walked upright immediately showed a look of overjoy. But he didn't forget everything because of this, he even remembered turning his head and the camera not far away, and said: "This paragraph is not allowed to be broadcast!" ”
Hey?
You can also determine for yourself what can be broadcast. Is there anything you can't broadcast?
Chen Mo suddenly burst into tears. I knew that it could be like this, what kind of Chang'e and Jade Rabbit did he worry about, and if he directly asked not to be broadcast, would there be nothing to do?
It's a pity that it's too late to say anything.
With a worried expression, Chen Mo said goodbye to the ape-man who walked upright, and hurriedly planned to rush back to the beauty salon.
It's just that God doesn't always get people's wishes, and Chen Mo saw a man wearing a blonde foreigner boy mask when he walked out of the studio. Leaning on his path with his hands in his trouser pockets, he whistled leisurely.
This noodle has a bit of meaning. I guess it's the new masked singer who fills the position.
Chen Mo thought secretly.
"Oh oh oh, look who's coming, it's worth waiting here for so long. Oh yes, you can call me Jimmy, but I came here to get rid of you, how about traveling thousands of miles across the ocean, how about it...... Isn't it impressive? ”
Finding that Chen Mo was walking towards him, this guy who had crossed paths with the fans at the gate of Lianghuai Satellite TV before, stood up straight lazily and lazily, and then straightened the middle finger of his right index finger and put it on his forehead, which was regarded as greeting Chen Mo.
Thousands of miles away, specifically to eliminate me?
Heh, this guy is really interesting,......
Oh yes, it seems that according to the rules of the competition system of "Kamen Singer", the fill-in singers are all recommended by singers who have left the show before. This careful-faced Jimmy is targeting me like this, could it be that he is...... The rescuer that Golden Oga found?
"I wasn't moved, but there was just a little bit of trouble, it seems that I made a mistake in choosing the song this time."
As soon as he thought of this, Chen Mo shook his head and said.
"What do you mean? What did you do wrong with your song choice? ”
This careful Jimmy is really not polite to Chen Mo at all, and he is terrible.
"This time, I happen to have a song that may make the listeners have a bad association, maybe some people think that we are good friends of the same sex, the kind that has a particularly close relationship."
Chen Mo smiled.
"Hey! You guy give me a little restraint, although I Chinese you say, I do grow a talent in Yushu Linfeng, but I will never be interested in men, let alone accept a man's love, I only like girls with big breasts and big ass...... Ahh It's disgusting, you pervert hurry up and go away! I'm already regretting coming to this show! ”
Although Chinese is not so smooth, this careful Jimmy has first-class comprehension ability, and he already understood Chen Mo's meaning before Chen Mo's voice fell.
It's just that this guy's reaction was obviously a little excessive, Chen Mo didn't mean anything at all, but he jumped away more than a meter away with his hands on his buttocks, and his tone of voice became more disgusting.
Seeing this guy's reaction so fiercely, Chen Mo thought it was quite interesting, which made him even think of spoofing.
"Boy, you are so wrong, don't you know that you can't love each other if you are different in gender? Come, let's have a good chat, let the uncle teach you what it means to have true love only with the same sex! ”
Chen Mo said as he approached Jimmy, who was careful in his face.
"Don't come here! Don't come here! I'm telling you, I've boxed before! I've also practiced Baguazhang! My master is Sun Jiuyang! Ah, please don't come any closer...... Ahh ”
Under the persecution of silence, Jimmy, who couldn't help but retreat with his face, danced his hands wildly, but in the end, he couldn't withstand the pressure brought to him by Chen Mo. Although he claimed to be a martial arts master, he finally couldn't bear the pressure and ran away.
"Huh. This guy is good, I like him a lot, what about you, cameraman? ”
Chen Mo turned his head with a smile and asked the camera brother who was following him.
The poor cameraman's face turned pale in an instant, although he was also effective in imitating Jimmy, but his duty made him feel extremely hard and said to Chen Mo in a trembling voice: "Uncle, uncle." I'm a staunch heterosexual, really ......"
"Hahahaha-actually, so am I. My girlfriend must be dressed up and waiting for me to finish eating. Therefore, the part just now is absolutely not allowed to be broadcast. ”
Chen Mo laughed.
……
Chen Mo originally thought. He had been delayed for a long time. The return is to see, it should be Wen Nuannuan, who has already been beautified.
But the fact is that after waiting for more than an hour in the beauty salon, he finally saw Wen Nuannuan again.
It can be seen that the service of this beauty salon is still excellent, and Wen Nuannuan is dressed up beautifully, but in this way, the clothes worn by this girl are a little shabby.
So Chen Mo decided to take Wen Nuannuan to buy clothes! He wants to dress up Wen Nuan beautifully.
Really, warm this girl. In addition to the skirt uniforms of the Five Music Workshop, there are some very poor quality stalls left. This Chen Mo has always seen it in his eyes, but he has said many times before that Nuan Nuan rejected Chen Mo on the pretext that he was busy with work and had no time to wear, and that he didn't need to buy enough clothes.
This time, Chen Mo would not give Nuan Nuan a chance to refuse, he simply and brutally dragged Nuan Nuan into a large shopping mall.
Chen Mo actually knows very well that the price of clothes in the mall is relatively crumbling, and it is more to satisfy the comparison psychology of the wealthy class, but Chen Mo is not short of money now, and he can barely be regarded as a wealthy class.
Occasionally have a blood, buy a few clothes for your girlfriend that you can wear out, and you are happy to be caught!
That's right, Chen Mo thought so in his heart.
As for the reason for Wen Nuannuan, it is even more high-sounding-
"Nuan Nuan, as the saying goes, the Buddha relies on gold and people rely on clothes, although you are definitely beautiful, but there are many guys in the world who look down on people. Tomorrow, you're going to see the scene of "Kamen God", if you wear too plain, you will definitely be looked down upon by some people, and then if Nuan Nuan's unhappy appearance is captured by the camera again, then the whole world will know that my boyfriend is unqualified, and I absolutely can't accept this! My home is warm, so I should keep my best mood and appear in the camera in the best state! ”
Chen Mo said these words with confidence.
"But, we can also buy it in a slightly cheaper place, and everything in this kind of mall is ...... Super expensive. ”
Wen Nuannuan still wanted to struggle a little more, she knew very well that Chen Mo would definitely not let her pay at this time, but even if Chen Mo paid the bill, she would be very distressed, she was never the kind of woman who would spend men's money without any psychological burden.
Even, in Wen Nuannuan's subconscious, she has long regarded herself as the future housewife of Chen Mo's family, so there is no difference between Chen Mo's money and her money, since it is her own money...... How can it be wasted like this?
Clothes or something, even if you want to participate in the show, you can't look too shabby and lose the face of your man, but you can just buy something similar, there are so many shops selling clothes on the street.
"What do women know? At this time, just listen to your man, and don't have a mother-in-law here! Do you understand the truth that you get what you pay for, the clothing store on the street spent about the same amount of money but bought a fake, Nuan Nuan still took a plane back to return it? ”
Chen Mo was arrogant and vetoed Wen Nuannuan's suggestion fundamentally.
"Domineering guy ......"
Wen Nuannuan muttered dissatisfiedly, but a faint smile appeared on her face. (To be continued......)
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