Chapter 309: Salted Kimchi
"Did you sleep well last night?"
"It's not good." Coming out of the tent with a cool feeling, in the face of the camera's questioning, Zheng Yucheng shook his head with his eyes a little dazed, and yawned while staggering to put on his shoes, "Brother Zhong Min has been snoring since the middle of the night, and he doesn't keep warm in his sleeping bag, and he thought he was almost dead when he was half-asleep." ”
Yesterday, it was very unfortunate that Zheng Yucheng's 20th generation team lost to Jiang Hudong and others in the game, so they could only sleep in the tent temporarily set up by the production team in the wild, envying the 30th generation team who could sleep in a warm room.
"What time is it?" Rubbing his eyes and sweeping away the sleepiness, Zheng Yucheng looked up at the cameraman in front of him and asked.
"It's seven o'clock."
After listening to the time given by the cameraman, Zheng Yucheng suddenly smiled a little weakly, got up and made a few stretching movements to loosen his muscles and bones, and took out toiletries from the small bag of the tent and walked in the direction of the faucet, """Two Days and One Night" is really, there is no time for people to rest at all, and the shooting was completed at four o'clock in the morning, and it only took three hours to sleep and ......."
Yesterday, in order to shoot the bedtime session, Zheng Yucheng and the others undressed, ran and jumped, recording from late at night to early morning, but they didn't sleep for too long, and they were called up again and began to prepare for filming.
"It's a forced march, a forced march!" Brushing his teeth, Zheng Yucheng did not forget to express his dissatisfaction to the camera. Thinking about it this way, he was completely cheated by Luo Yingshi, and he knew that he would only agree to be a guest on the show, why would he be stupid to be a member.
However, even if Zheng Yucheng wants to regret it now, it's too late, who told him that he has already signed the contract, even if he wants to quit, it depends on whether the TV station agrees.
"Whew~"
After washing, I exhaled a little refreshed. Zheng Yucheng only had time to take a look at the surrounding campground. Looking at the pollution-free natural scenery around him, Zheng Yucheng sighed while sighing, but suddenly he was attracted by an attractive aroma, and walked over to see the staff of the production team preparing breakfast by the stove early in the morning.
"Director, what are you doing?" Looking at the cameraman and director who were busy early in the morning, Zheng Yucheng immediately asked with some curiosity.
"Didn't I lose to you in the game yesterday?" Turning his head to look at Zheng Yucheng, the cameraman director said while putting bean sprouts in the pot, "So I'm preparing breakfast." ”
"I see." Hearing the cameraman's director's answer, Zheng Yucheng vaguely remembered. Yesterday they had made a bet with the production crew after cooking dinner, and they were lucky enough to win. Seeing this, he hurriedly expressed his gratitude, "It's really bothering you, director." ”
The staff actually slept no earlier than Zheng Yucheng and other members, and they really needed to be thanked for getting up so early to prepare breakfast.
"It's okay, who told me to lose." In this regard, the director shook his hand very indifferently. He has nothing to say about willing to gamble and lose.
"Gollum~"
Looking at the steaming and fragrant soup and rice in front of him, Zheng Yucheng subconsciously swallowed his saliva, after all, the filming of the show consumes physical strength, especially a field program like "Two Days and One Night". It's easy to feel hungry. Therefore, looking at the soup and rice in front of him, Zheng Yucheng suddenly felt that his stomach was already gurgling.
However, for reasons of righteous anger. Zheng Yucheng didn't eat it alone, but looked at the spicy cabbage next to the soup and rice, and suddenly asked the cameraman and director opposite with a flash of inspiration in his mind. "By the way, where did you put your salt, Director?"
"Salt?" For Zheng Yucheng's sudden and inexplicable questioning, the cameraman and director were naturally stunned for a moment, but he still casually took the salt from the seasoning on one side and said, "Here, what's wrong?" ”
"Can you lend me one?" Seeing the salt in the director's hand, Zheng Yucheng suddenly showed a meaningful smile on his face, took the heavy bag of salt and turned his head to the camera and said, "Now, I'm going to make a dish that makes the members more sober, especially Brother Zhong Min." He hadn't forgotten the danger of being almost stripped of his pants by Kim Jong-min last night.
While laughing, Zheng Yucheng began to pour a large bag of salt on top of the kimchi amid the cameraman's exclamation, and at the end, he deliberately sorted out the disguise, so that the kimchi could not see any situation before nodding with satisfaction, turning his head to the camera and saying, "Okay, now you can go and wake up the members and get up for breakfast." ”
"This ray of sunshine from a long, long time ago
Please remember to go on your me-trip
Far, far away, somewhere at the ends of the earth
Treasure your and me's precious memories
You shimmer in a dazzling blue
It's my sea...... Everyone, get up, the time has come, Brother Zhong Min, Brother Hudong......"
At half past seven, in the tune of the famous song "Song of the Sea" sung by Zheng Yucheng himself, the sleepy members of "Two Days and One Night" dragged their tired bodies and began to wake up from the house or tent one by one.
"Brother Hudong, aren't you going to wash?" Woke up the members and looked at Jiang Hudong, who had been sitting on the stairs in a daze since he got up, Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but ask with some curiosity.
"Wash, why wash." Facing Zheng Yucheng's inquiry, Jiang Hudong blinked blankly, revealing a puzzled look and said, "Anyway, you can go back after filming, and when the time comes, you can't slaughter and wash, how can there be any washing in the wild, as long as a man can wash it once a day." ”
Although Jiang Hudong said high-sounding words, he still couldn't hide the fact that he was reluctant to wash because he was lazy.
"By the way, what are we going to eat this morning?" I don't know if it's the reason why Jiang Hudong took it badly, the members of "Two Days and One Night", who were also lazy and sitting around the camp, were stunned for a while, and after focusing their minds for a while, Yin Zhiyuan asked Jin Zhongmin, who was also standing aside in a daze, with a dull face.
"I've seen it this morning," seeing that the time was almost up, Zheng Yucheng, who was waiting on the side, hurriedly accosted, "The cameraman and director who lost the bet yesterday have already prepared breakfast for us, and now we just need to eat." ”
"yes, I almost forgot." Hearing Zheng Yucheng's reminder, the members of "Two Days and One Night", who had no idea at all, immediately moved towards the iron pot where the soup and rice were cooked.
In the morning, the steaming soup and rice with a little spicy taste easily warmed up, especially Zheng Yucheng's body after staying up all night in the tent. While drinking the spicy soup and rice, Zheng Yucheng did not forget today's top priority, made a natural expression, and walked over with a quiet look as Kim Jongmin, who was eating the soup and rice without any thoughts.
"Brother Zhong Min, try this kimchi, I heard that the cameraman and director brought it from home by themselves." Pointing to the salt kimchi that he had specially added, Zheng Yucheng casually deceived Kim Jong Min Dao with a reason.
"Really?" I didn't expect it to be Zheng Yucheng's trap at all, and when I heard that it was the kimchi brought by the cameraman and director himself, Kim Jong-min suddenly showed a little curious, and casually picked up a piece with chopsticks and sent it to his mouth.
Seeing the entrance of the kimchi, Zheng Yucheng could clearly see that Kim Jongmin's bared teeth were grinning with a painful expression, but what was surprising was that he had already put a lot of salt in the kimchi that even he couldn't stand it, but Kim Jongmin swallowed the kimchi in his mouth, and at the same time made a very delicious expression, and smiled and said to Jiang Hudong, who had no idea about the opposite side, "Brother Hudong, give it a try, this kimchi is really delicious." ”
It turns out that this brother is looking for a replacement for the dead ghost. Seeing Kim Jong-min's reaction, Zheng Yucheng suddenly became clear, but he didn't do anything to stop it, just kidding, since Brother Zhong Min was willing to deceive one more victim for himself, Zheng Woo-sung was too late to be happy and stupid to stop it.
"Really." There is no doubt that there is him, Jiang Hudong immediately got off his chopsticks and picked up a large piece of kimchi and sent it into his mouth, the number of kimchi even Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but feel an inexplicable toothache when he saw it, this brother seems to be salty for a while.
Sure enough, when the kimchi entered his mouth, Jiang Hudong's face crumpled with a visible lightness, and he screamed a few times with a painful expression, and at the same time poured several mouthfuls of soup and rice into his mouth to relieve some relief, and shouted at Jin Zhongmin, "Ah, Zhongmin, you are crazy, I almost thought that I was going to be salted to death, and I felt that what was put in my mouth was not kimchi but a piece of salt." ”
"I don't know." At this time, Kim Jong-min, who had been holding on to it before, agreed to show a painful expression on his sad face, and pointed to Zheng Woo-sung, who was already laughing out loud on the side, "It was Woo-sung who asked me to eat, and the bite I just went down, I even thought my mouth was broken." ”
The opponent Jiang Hudong glared angrily, Zheng Yucheng replied calmly, "I didn't want to deceive Brother Hu Dong, my original target was only Brother Zhong Min, and it was Brother Zhong Min himself who wanted to deceive Brother Hu Dong." ”
"Is it really that salty?" Seeing that Jiang Hudong and Kim Jongmin both looked in pain, Yin Zhiyuan suddenly became a little curious, and when he died, he used the chopsticks in his hand to occupy a little kimchi juice and sent it to his mouth, his expression turned into a ball in an instant, and he shouted, "Ah, this kimchi can't be eaten, it will kill people if you eat it." ”
"Of course you can't eat it," Zheng Yucheng looked at Yin Zhiyuan as if he was dead a little speechless, and he didn't see that someone had already shouted out and took the initiative to drill into it, "I poured a small half bag of salt, even if I put it in a big pot, I can cook a pot of salty soup." ”
After working hard for so long, he was finally able to make the members of "Two Days and One Night" deflated again, and Zheng Yucheng also forgot his previous suffering for a while, and laughed.
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