Chapter 261: A Confused Wedding
Ai Le looked at the dragon-shaped jade pendant in his hand and was a little confused, Liang Shishi said: "This is the key of the dragon mansion, the jade pendant is a small world, belonging to you and Qinghan's world, in this small world, you and her are the supreme gods, you can create life, make the rules of this world, of course, your new house is also in it." ”
Ai Le pinched the jade pendant and said, "Good thing." ”
Liang Shishi said sourly: "Of course it's a good thing, I worked hard to get it, now it's good, it's cheap for you to follow her, hey, what should I do?" ”
Ai Le naturally understood what Liang Shishi meant, but pretended to be stupid and said, "What should you do?" ”
Liang Shishixiu's eyebrows wrinkled into the word "Chuan", and said angrily: "Ai Le, don't go too far, don't play stupid with me, you know what I mean!" ”
Ai Le rubbed his head and said, "Why do you have to marry me?" There are a lot of men in this world, I think Erlang God's goods are good, why don't you think about it? ”
Liang Shishi suddenly smiled, for a while it was amorous and glamorous, and she walked lightly to Ai Le and said with a smile: "Erlang God? Let me think about it? ”
Ai Le nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, think about it." ”
In the next second, Liang Shishi suddenly raised her leg and stepped on Ai Le's foot, and said vigorously: "I think about your sister, you have no conscience, how many things have I done for you?" In the end, you put on your pants and don't recognize people, are you human? ”
Ai Le was holding his feet and jumping on the side, Liang Shishi was not a mortal, this kick was enough for Ai Le, he jumped and said aggrievedly: "Why don't you recognize people when you put on your pants?" It's so ugly, I haven't taken off my pants in front of me at all, right? ”
Liang Shishi lowered her head and greeted Ai Le three ways, Ai Le hurriedly took a few steps back and said vigilantly: "What are you going to do?" ”
Liang Shishi smiled and said, "You can take it off now." ”
Elle was very excited. Whoever is replaced by a peerless stunner like Shangliang Shishi will also be moved. But he really didn't dare to take off his pants. I can only laugh and say, "Forget it." ”
Liang Shishi narrowed her eyes and looked at Ai Le and said, "Forget it? There are no doors. With a wave of his hand, the scene in the room suddenly distorted, and everything turned into lines, which writhed like snakes.
Ai Le hurriedly said something wrong, and hurriedly said, "What do you want to do?" ”
Liang Shishi snorted and said, "Why don't you marry her and not me?" What did she do for you? Didn't I get along with you in the Wuyuan Secret Realm for a while? That's why you're going to marry her? It's not fair, you have to marry me today! ”
Ai Le hurriedly said: "Don't make trouble, there are women who force marriage." That's ridiculous. ”
Countless dots and lines twisted together, when they dispersed, the surrounding scenery changed, Ai Le and Liang Shishi were in the new room, the big red Xi characters, red candles, Ai Le looked down and suddenly found that he didn't know when he was dressed like the ancient groom, and Liang Shishi also became the appearance of the ancient bride.
The black line at Ai Le's end, why did he never think that Liang Shishi would be forced to get married, is this going to make trouble?
The door was suddenly pushed open, and Gao Jin and Ai Le's cheap apprentices entered. One by one, they looked at Elle with strange faces.
Gao Jin smiled and said, "Doctor Ai, you can do it, don't make it difficult for the brothers." ”
Sun Dasheng is still the same. Jumping out with a broken stick, scratching his ears and cheeks, he looked like a monkey, no, he was originally a monkey, this goods said: "Master, you will follow, you don't follow, I still have to go back to Huaguo Mountain to plant peaches, and I can only plant but not eat, is this the life of a person?" ”
Ai Le's face darkened, Liang Shishi had enough means to make this monkey not eat peaches, how did she do it?
Zhu Bajie had a bitter look on his face: "The master is gone, I still have to work on the floor tiles if I don't follow Lao Zhu, the days are too hard, you see I have lost weight several times!"
Ai Le's face is darker, Nima, you are obviously fat, okay? How did you lose weight? I can still open my eyes and talk nonsense than I can, and I am not a thing anymore.
Sha Seng smirked so much that he didn't speak, but looking at that look, he also hoped that Ai Le had followed Liang Shishi, the little white dragon was still very handsome, but his eyes were full of banter, obviously he was looking at Ai Le's jokes, and it was not a thing.
Ai Le said: "Are you forcing the palace? Forcing me to marry her? Is there anyone like you? ”
Liang Shishi tore off the red hijab on her face and said angrily: "Why are you still unhappy?" How am I ugly? Elle, I'm telling you, I've put up with you for a long time. ”
Ai Le looked sideways to see that Liang Shishi was indeed very beautiful, and when he looked at his apprentices and Gao Jin, he sighed helplessly and muttered: "One sheep is herded, and two sheep are also driven, and the knot will be knotted, anyway, Lao Tzu will not suffer." ”
Speaking of this, Ai Le said loudly: "Knot, knot, okay?" ”
As soon as his voice fell, he saw a large number of people outside, not the leader of the Jade Emperor, who was the leader, and when he saw the evil fire in the heart of this old boy Ai Le, he ran wildly, and he went out with a step, and the Sky Slashing Demon Sword didn't know when it appeared in his hand.
Seeing Ai Le rushing out murderously, a group of heavenly soldiers and generals hurriedly blocked in front of the Jade Emperor, and Tai Bai Xing jumped out and said: "Ai Divine Doctor, don't worry, it was our fault before, don't be like us if you have a lot of knowledge." ”
Ai Le pointed to the Jade Emperor's nose and said, "Old Wangba, you brought someone to kill me at the beginning, so we should settle accounts today, right?" ”
The Jade Emperor's heart was on fire, but he didn't dare to attack, so he could only suppress his anger and said: "Doctor Ai, let's reveal the previous things, I sent my daughter to you." ”
When Ai Le heard this, he found that Qing Han who was standing beside the Jade Emperor, she had lost a lot of weight, Ai Le was a little distressed, and the evil fire in her heart had faded a lot, and she was in trouble.
Anyway, you have to give Qinghan some face, if she beats her Lao Tzu in front of her, it will really be difficult for her to do, thinking of this Ai Le sighed helplessly, turned around and went back, he didn't beat the Jade Emperor, but he didn't bother to look at him.
So Elle inexplicably came to an ancient wedding, or married two wives, the gods and immortals who came to watch the ceremony were very happy, and finally released their suspicions with Elle, otherwise they were sick that day and no one treated them, such as Lai, the Demon Emperor and these people also arrived, and the result was that the two wives became three wives. The Demon Emperor also brought Cheng Ziyi.
Cheng Ziyi was a little twisted. But I'm still happy to see Aile. It's just that the thought of marrying him today makes me feel a little awkward, not that I am unhappy, but I can't accept it yet, everything happened too fast.
This sudden wedding began like this, a group of immortals, Buddhas and demons drank messily in the courtyard, Sun Monkey, who drank too much, beat Erlang God, and Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to tease Chang'e. As a result, he was beaten by a few immortals who drank too much, and the good wedding finally turned into a group fight, Ai Le was so angry that he got angry, and he wanted to kill people with the sword of the demon slashing the sky, which made those guys who made trouble honest.
Blow these drunk guys away, Ai Le is in trouble, who are the three wives sleeping with today? Big sleep together? I'm very excited to think of this, but after thinking about it, let's forget it. He is willing, and Liang Shishi and they can be happy.
Cheng Ziyi squirmed and didn't want to fall asleep on Ai Le's bed so soon. Qinghan is naturally embarrassed to say that she is thin-skinned, but the result is that Liang Shishi has come out on top, and her skin is not so thin.
Ai Le was still a little hypocritical, feeling that he had just told Liang Shishi about marrying Qinghan, but it didn't take long for him to roll the sheets with her, and he couldn't accept it, but the result was that he sat there motionless, and Liang Shishi was busy throwing the quilt.
"Hey, how long are you going to sit?" Liang Shishi is impatient.
Ai Le sneered: "Let's sit down, it's still early!" ”
Liang Shishi took a few steps over, grabbed Ai Le's ear with one hand and said, "What nonsense?" What time is this? It's still early, get out of bed. ”
Ai Le hurriedly said: "Can you communicate your feelings first?" I can't take it. ”
Liang Shishi grabbed Ai Le's ear and dragged him to the bed: "Exchange feelings? Can't accept it? What the hell are you fooling around? ”
"Well, why are you taking off my clothes?"
"What do you say?"
"Alas, alas, wait......"
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This night, Ai Le felt very awkward, mother's self is quite big, and the old man was pushed down by a woman, what is this? Hurts your self-esteem too much, right? So early in the morning, Ai Le decided to find the field, and directly pressed Liang Shishi, who had not woken up, under him.
"Dead ghost, what kind of wind are you smoking in the morning?" After being woken up, Liang Shishi couldn't stop laughing.
Ai Le snorted and said, "What are you talking about? ”
The second day was Qinghan, this Nizi was so nervous that she almost didn't faint, but she couldn't let go of Liang Shishi, but she had a different mood, and the third day was naturally Cheng Ziyi, at first she was almost the same as Qinghan, but after entering the state, she was even crazier than Liang Shishi, and she dared to try any move with Ai Le, and she was never tired of it.
Ai Le stayed in Gentle Township for several days, and there were still things to deal with outside, so he naturally couldn't stay there all the time, so he left Gentle Township to do his business.
On the day of the wedding, the Jade Emperor, Rulai, the Demon Emperor, and Ai Le got together and talked for a long time, the more Ai Le listened, the tighter his brows became, the Demon Lord was about to enter the world, and the Jade Emperor's camp had too many people who died of illness, and their strength was not as good as before, even if they united to fight against the Demon Lord, the chances of winning were not great, this was counting on Ai Le, if he could cultivate the Anti-Heaven Technique to the extreme, he could lead the Three Realms to fight with the Demon Lord.
There is not much time, so Ai Le naturally wants to hurry up to cure the disease and save people against the sky, and to rush ahead of the Demon Lord to cultivate the anti-heaven trick to the Great Perfection.
Ai Le has been busy in the hospital for a month, he is so tired that he is dying, Liang Shishi, Qing Han, Cheng Ziyi are very idle, all day long either shopping or playing around, Ai Le is very jealous, why am I tired and tired, you are so idle? Feeling unfair, Ai Le began to find work for Liang Shishi and them, he called the three women together and asked them to collect information about the Demon Dao through the intelligence network in their hands, so Liang Shishi and the three of them left one after another, Ai Le continued to be busy, Tang Meng, Yi Xueqi, and Leng Ran didn't know that Ai Le was going to do a life-threatening thing, and they were busy with each other, and they were tired of looking for Ai Le for a while after work.
Time flies quickly, it's winter in the blink of an eye, Cheng Ziyi is the first to come back, and Ai Le naturally has to see her.
The first thing Cheng Ziyi said when she saw Ai Le was: "The situation is very bad, according to the news I received, the strength of those guys in our Demon Realm who fell into the Demon Dao has greatly improved, once they make a move, we may not be opponents." ”
Ai Le scratched his head and said: "I wonder if the immortals, Buddhas and demons will all get sick and die, why are there so few people who are sick and die in the Demon Dao?" ”
Cheng Ziyi sighed and said, "I guess everyone lost the ability to live forever because of the devil's way, but I don't know how they did it." ”
Ai Le said: "I don't understand this thing, since this is the case, don't think about it, we can do everything we can do, who knows what the result will be." Speaking of this, Ai Le smiled bitterly: "I have always been against the sky, it stands to reason that I should be standing on the other side of the devil's way, who wants to stand on the opposite side instead, this damn heavenly way is becoming more and more unpredictable." ”
Cheng Ziyi suddenly laughed and said, "If you stand on the other side of the Demon Dao, won't you even kill me when the catastrophe comes in the future?" Are you willing? ”
Cheng Ziyi is naturally charming, if you want to say who is the best at seducing men among these women, it must be Cheng Ziyi, this little fox fairy can tease men with a smile, Ai Le is naturally a man, but when he saw her laughing, he immediately reacted, he viciously pulled Cheng Ziyi into his arms and said: "It's uncomfortable if you don't hook up with me for a day, right?" ”
Cheng Ziyi's eyes suddenly had tears, and she nodded aggrievedly: "It's uncomfortable." ”
Elle couldn't help it and threw her directly on the bed.
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Cheng Ziyi didn't leave when she came back this time, and the information that should have been collected was also collected, and now all she could do was wait, waiting for the day when this catastrophe came.
Ai Le began to take over the sick immortals, Buddhas and demons in the Three Realms, the work is getting busier and busier, and the Gods and Demons Hospital has been established again, but there are a lot more people than at the beginning, his cheap master Hua Tuo is responsible for taking the medicine boy to practice medicine, Taishang Laojun took some people to refine the equipment, and the nurse found some fairies to take up their posts after simple training.
Ai Le is both a dean and a doctor, rushing to the front line of treating diseases and saving people, so busy that his feet can't touch the ground.
With the existence of Ai Le, the mortality rate of the Three Realms has been greatly reduced, and there has not been a single one who has died of illness so far, which makes the Jade Emperor, Rulai, and the Demon Emperor breathe a sigh of relief.
But Ai Le's side is in trouble, many of the hospitalized immortals, Buddhas and demons have some festivals with each other, and they don't have the strength to fight and die when they are sick, but as soon as they get better, they start to make trouble, and they don't feel bad if they don't fight a few fights a day, they don't dare when Ai Le is there, but Ai Le is going to the hospital during the day, so these guys don't care. (To be continued.) )