A group of four people arrived at the restaurant, after the meal was served, Xiao Cai was eating silently, and suddenly felt that someone was kicking him under the table, and when he looked down, it was actually Lin Rongrong, and whispered in Lin Rongrong's ear, "Sister Lin, what are you going to do?" ”

"You can't say anything if you're just eating with your head bored?" Lin Rongrong whispered

"What am I talking about? Miss, we're having dinner, what do you want me to say! Xiao Cai asked puzzled

"Tell some jokes and set the mood!" Lin Rongrong said angrily

"That's good!" Xiaocai nodded, then pointed at Zhao Xiaolu with chopsticks, and said, "Xiaolu, tell a joke!" ”

Zhao Xiaolu was eating with his head down, covering his sense of existence, when he suddenly heard this, his eyes widened, and he asked puzzledly, "Why!" ”

Xiaocai's eyes gestured to Lin Rongrong, and said, "Your sister Rongrong thinks the atmosphere is a little dull, and she wants to hear jokes!" ”

Zhao Xiaolu was not happy when he heard this, shook his head and said: "Brother God, you are doing this, but it is not authentic, Sister Rong Rong is your girlfriend, and it is your business to make your girlfriend happy, right Sister Rong Rong!" After finishing speaking, he showed a bright smile towards Lin Rongrong, smiling flatteringly

Lin Rongrong nodded in agreement, then looked at Xiao Cai and said, "That's right!" Xiao Caicai, you are my boyfriend, it is your task to make me happy! ”

Xiaocai was defeated, and said helplessly, "Sister Lin, this is the first time I have been a boyfriend, I have no experience, can you tell me, what else does my boyfriend need to do?" ”

When Lin Rongrong heard this, she also nodded approvingly, found out her mobile phone, and didn't know what she was doing, and then began to say: "Let me first talk about the definition of boyfriend, boyfriend refers to the synonym of the object before the man and woman are in free love!" ”

Xiaocai and Zhao Xiaolu saw that Lin Rongrong actually found out the mobile phone Baidu, they were stupid, there was actually a girl defined by a boyfriend in Baidu, Xu Meili also opened her mouth and looked at Lin Rongrong, as if looking at an outlier, but Lin Rongrong didn't even look at them, and continued, "1. When introducing her to a new friend, please put your arm around her waist, instead of standing aside and pointing with your fingers.

2. The staring time of meeting a beautiful woman on the street should not exceed 5 seconds, and the total number of times to see the same girl should not exceed 5 times.

3. A man who listens to his girlfriend will have a good time, so you have to listen to her obediently.

4. She can bully you, but you must not bully her, because although she bullies you, every time she has something good, the first thing she thinks of is you!

5. If she cries at you, you have to coax her tirelessly until she breaks into laughter!

6. Post her photo to your wallet and mobile phone...... Everything is often seen in the place.

7. Leave her for definitely no more than ten days

8. In front of her friends, I hope you can behave more loving and nervous about her than usual.

9、、、、”

"Stop!" Xiao Cai looked at Lin Rongrong holding her mobile phone with a sweaty head, read them one by one, and hurriedly interrupted

"What's wrong? I haven't finished reading it yet," Lin Rongrong asked with her mobile phone, looking at Xiao Cai

"That, that Sister Lin, can you tell me how many there are?" Xiao Cai was covered in cold sweat and asked tremblingly

"Wait, I'll count!" After Lin Rongrong finished speaking, she began to look at her phone, and after a while, she said, "I took a look, there are a total of 97!" ”

"How much?" Xiao Cai's voice trembled a little, his hands kept trembling, and he asked in a hoarse voice

"Ninety-seven!" Lin Rongrong said with a look of course

Zhao Xiaolu covered his face, hid under the table, and sighed in his heart, "Brother God, I really can't help it, you can ask for more blessings!" ”

Xu Meili picked up a piece of braised pork with her chopsticks, and was also stunned, and kept this posture and watched Lin Rongrong gushing there motionlessly

Xiao Cai staggered to his feet, looking at Lin Rongrong as if he was looking at a monster, his hands kept trembling, his legs were a little shaking, he calmed down, looked at Lin Rongrong, and slowly said, "That, Sister Lin, I figured it out, you send me to prison!" I was spying on you in the fitting room of the mall just now, I was shameless, I was lewd, I surrendered myself! After saying that, he took out his phone, found a number and dialed it

"Hey! It's a side dish! A crisp female voice came from the other side of the phone,

"Sister Zhou, I surrender, I surrender!" Xiaocai turned out to call the policewoman Zhou Lili

"Surrender? Surrender? Cai Cai, what are you doing! I'm busy! Okay, I won't tell you, I have something to deal with here, I'll call you later" Zhou Lili finished speaking, and didn't wait for Xiaocai to say anything, and hung up the phone directly

"I," Xiaocai held the phone, and she really wanted to hit the wall with her grievances

Lin Rongrong snatched Xiao Cai's phone, glared at Xiao Cai and asked, "Which vixen did you call just now?" Who is the woman talking inside? ”

Xiao Cai responded with an aggrieved face, "Sister Lin, it's too tiring to be your boyfriend, I really can't complete this great and glorious task, please be smart!" ”

Lin Rongrong's apricot eyes widened, and she said angrily, "I'm not talking about this question, let me ask who you called just now!" ”

Xiaocai opened his mouth and said, "Didn't I say it? I turned myself in, I just called a police officer! ”

"Police? How do you know the police," Lin Rongrong asked with a puzzled look at Xiaocai

"Sister Lin, you forgot, I wasn't wronged at the police station a few days ago, I met at that time!" Xiaocai explained

"Oh!" Lin Rongrong nodded, she helped solve the incident a few days ago

After Lin Rongrong nodded in agreement, she sat down again, then touched her stomach, and said, "That, I'm full, I still have something to do below, I'll go first!" After that, he had to stand up, take his bag and leave

"Wait, wait!" Xiao Cai couldn't let Lin Rongrong go, grabbed Lin Rongrong's little hand, and said with a sad face, "Sister Lin, look, the world is so big, there are so many men, and you are so beautiful, what are you calling me!" ”

Lin Rongrong looked at Xiao Cai's aggrieved appearance, and clicked Xiao Cai's head with her hand and asked, "Am I not pretty?" ”

"Pretty, you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen!" Xiao Cai hurriedly replied, then pointed to Zhao Xiaolu, who was hiding under the table, and asked, "Xiao Lu, you said that Sister Lin is not beautiful!" ”

Zhao Xiaolu was hiding well under the table, but when he suddenly heard this, he jumped out at once, and immediately swore to the sky, "Beautiful, absolutely beautiful, whoever says it's not beautiful, I'll be in a hurry with whoever says it's not beautiful!" ”

Lin Rongrong looked at Zhao Xiaolu with satisfaction, and then continued to say to Xiao Cai, "Xiao Caicai, you are a man!" ”

After Xiao Cai heard this, as if he had been wronged, he shouted in his heart, "Grandma, am I a man, don't you know?" When you were a child, you forgot about playing my little brother? Although he thought so, he didn't dare to say so, so he could only say aggrievedly, "Sister Lin, am I a man, don't you know better than me?" ”

When Zhao Xiaolu heard this, he immediately nodded in agreement, and said in his heart, "Yes! Sister Rong Rong, is the eldest brother a man, haven't you tried it yourself just now?"

Lin Rongrong blushed when she heard Xiao Cai's reply, and continued, "Since you are a man, then let me ask you, what kind of women do men like?" “

Xiao Cai didn't think about it, and immediately said, "A beautiful woman with big breasts, long legs, and a warped buttocks!" ”

Zhao Xiaolu also had an expression of approval, nodded, and then stretched out his thumb to Xiaocai and exclaimed, "Brother God, it's a very comprehensive summary!" ”