Chapter 23: Apprenticeship
Doctor Ai waved a small handkerchief and said with a smile: "Uncles will collect it after reading it and give some recommendation votes!" ”
When Hua Tuo heard this, his waist straightened, his dirty hand slapped his chest, and a burst of dust fell, and he said angrily: "How is the effect?" Hmph, who am your grandfather and me? Your grandfather and I are Hua Tuo, what is the matter of treating a mortal? Let him live and live, and let him die and die. ”
Hua Tuo's words are sparkling and radiant, and he has the demeanor of a generation of famous doctors, but his hair is like a mess, his face is full of oil and mud, and his clothes are more torn than beggars, so he doesn't look like a famous doctor.
Ai Le didn't believe Hua Tuo's words very much, if his medical skills were so good, why would he go to the lower realm to find himself to treat the Jade Emperor? Why let the Gods and Demons Hospital fall to the point where he is the only one? Why did you kill so many gods, Buddhas, and demons?
Ai Le coughed and turned around and walked over to pull Gao Jin out, and when the two of them arrived outside, Ai Le patted Gao Jin's shoulder and said in a pleasant voice: "Old Gao, we are not outsiders anymore, can you tell me what Hua Tuo just said is it true?" ”
Gao Jin smiled honestly and fiddled with his short and thick fingers and said with a smile: "Doctor Ai, the level of the old Huatou curing gods and demons is indeed a second knife, and the gods and Buddhas and demons who died in his hands do not know how many mortals, but if you want to treat mortals, it is this." After saying that, the thing gave a short thumbs up.
Ai Le looked at Gao Jin suspiciously: "Really? ”
Gao Jin patted his chest and said, "Can this still be fake?" Although the gods and Buddhas and demons have fallen to this point, but in the end, they are gods and Buddhas, demons, and their physique is still essentially different from mortals. ”
After listening to it, Ai Le understood what was going on in combination with what Hua Tuo said to him at the beginning, to put it simply, it is useless for gods and Buddhas and demons to use traditional Chinese medicine now, they can only use Western medicine, Hua Tuo is proficient in traditional Chinese medicine, so he can't cure gods and Buddhas and demons, and only people who have great grievances can resist the curse of God and operate on those gods and Buddhas and demons to treat diseases.
But Hua Tuo is an immortal after all, and his methods are quite effective when used on mortals.
Ai Le snapped his fingers and smiled when he understood this: "It's done." With that, he walked into the house.
Gao Jin grabbed his head behind him and wondered, "What has happened?" ”
Ai Le entered the room a few steps and came to Hua Tuo, took his hand and said affectionately: "Comrade Hua, how about you teach me Chinese medicine?" ”
Hua Tuo squinted at Ai Le and smiled: "Teach you Chinese medicine?" Speaking of this, he put away his smile and said angrily: "Why? ”
Elle smiled: "Why? Just because I have to treat the gods and Buddhas in the heavens, demons, you always think, I can see some minor diseases now, do a small surgery or something, the level is really not very good, what if the heavenly Da Luo Jin Xian, the Buddha has a serious illness and needs to have major surgery, how can I do it at this level? ”
Hua Tuo tilted his head and didn't look at Ai Le, and snorted: "Grandpa Guan, I'm a bird." ”
Ai Le was not angry, and said with a sneer: "Of course it's not your old bird's business, but it's your business, if I can't cure it, I won't do it, I have to come, what if you can't cure it?" Or what if you die? You must be fine with a fairy with no background, but if you meet someone who looks like Erlang, what should you do? ”
As soon as Hua Tuo heard Erlang God, he couldn't help but think of the scene when he killed Sun Simiao, and he couldn't help but tremble and said in a soft tone: "But my Chinese medicine has no effect on gods, Buddhas, and demons, what's the use of you learning?" ”
Ai Le clapped his hands and said, "Of course it works, do you think, if I learn your Chinese medicine, I will become a miracle doctor if I show my hands casually in the mortal world?" Why would it be difficult for me to get into the hospital at that time? If I enter the hospital, I won't be able to study major surgery? If I learn well, won't I be able to cure those gods, Buddhas, and demons? ”
Ai Le continued: "I can treat more gods, Buddhas, and demons, and the business of our hospital will be good, and if the business is good, you, me, and Lao Jun will not be rich, and there will be more drugs and instruments for patients." ”
Ai Le said so much that Hua Tuo was directly circled, especially the three words "rich" made this dirty old man happy, and he couldn't help but fantasize about the beautiful thing of sleeping in the pile of treasures.
The more Hua Tuo thought about it, the happier he became, and said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, wonderful, wonderful, second, this matter is decided, I will teach you medical skills today." ”
Hua Tuo was overjoyed, he didn't expect that he would be a dignified immortal, and what was the difficulty of letting Ai Le enter the hospital? When you go up to the heavenly court and look for a relationship with a shy old face, it will be done in a few minutes, so you can use the housekeeping skills taught to Ai Le to let him go out and deceive?
Ai Le was overjoyed when he heard Hua Tuo agree, and now he brought Gao Jin, Hua Tuo, and Taishang Laojun to his thief ship, and they had a stake in them, and with the existence of interests, the relationship between several people can be described as unbreakable.
What Ai Le didn't expect was that because of his decision, Hua Tuo and Taishang Laojun became the largest distributors of drugs and equipment in the Heavenly Court, the Buddha Realm, and the Demon Realm, and these two old men learned from the unscrupulous medicine dealers and equipment dealers in the mortal world with their desire for profit, and changed the way to increase the price of the drugs and instruments at hand, making it difficult and expensive for the gods, Buddhas, and demons to see a doctor, and they were complaining one by one, causing countless troubles to Ai Le, of course, this is all a later story.
As soon as Ai Le heard Hua Tuo's agreement, he immediately said eagerly: "Lao Hua, then let's start now." ”
Ai Le is now eager to learn Hua Tuo's medicine immediately and go out and pretend to be a miracle doctor, and at that time, power, women, and wealth will not be in hand?
Who wants Hua Tuo to say with a straight face: "Start?" What is the beginning? If you kid want to learn my medical skills, you have to apprentice, obediently kowtow to my grandfather and shout master. ”
Ai Le is one hundred and eighty people who don't want to kowtow to Hua Tuo and call him master, if Hua Tuo is like Taishang Laojun is an old man with fairy wind and kind eyebrows, he will be happy, but Hua Tuo is indeed sloppy and dirtier than beggars, and it is really cheap to have such a master.
But now it is Ai Le who has a request for Hua Tuo, and people have to bow their heads under the eaves, Ai Le gritted his teeth and endured disgust, obediently knelt down and kowtowed to Hua Tuo three times, and reluctantly shouted "Master." ”
Hua Tuo stretched out his dirty hand and touched Ai Le's head and said with a smile: "Good boy." ”
Ai Le smelled a sour smell and couldn't help but say, "Master, can't you take a bath and change into clean clothes?" ”
Now that Ai Le is Hua Tuo's apprentice, Comrade Lao Hua is not afraid that he is taking care of himself by not treating gods, Buddhas and demons, and after saying that Ai Le and the kid still want to learn his medical skills, he is even more afraid of him if he asks for him.
Hua Tuo slapped Ai Le on the head and scolded: "You know a ball, for the teacher, this is called keeping the original flavor, do you know the original flavor?" ”
Ai Le's face darkened, and he muttered in his heart: "Original taste of your sister, you just say that you are lazy, that you are sloppy, that you are dirty?" Reducing the taste? ”
Ai Le turned his stomach and said eagerly: "Master can pass on my medical skills now, right?" ”
Hua Tuo saw that this kid Ai Le was quite respectful to him, and teaching him medical skills was also of great benefit to himself, so he smiled slightly and stretched out his hand to Ai Le's eyebrows, and a golden light immediately flashed into his eyebrows.
Ai Le only felt that his eyes were dark, and then he felt that there were many, many things in his head, and when he was about to check these things, Hua Tuo said: "Don't rashly check my divine thoughts, it contains too much, too much, even if you are a mortal, even if you are angry, if you rashly check it, you will definitely make you a fool." ”
Ai Le is a modern person who has read countless novels that have been arrested, as soon as he heard Hua Tuo say that he knew that he had included all his medical skills in Shen Nian and passed it into his brain, but now that the treasure was next to him, he couldn't move, which made Ai Le so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and he hurriedly said: "Master, what should I do?" ”
Hua Tuo pulled Ai Le to him and attached it to his ear and passed him a magic decision, which can make Ai Le open his mind little by little, that is, let him learn a little bit, and when the time goes by, he is not afraid that too much content in his divine mind will be released and make him an idiot.
Ai Le was very happy after learning the Fa Duel, and at this time, Taishang Laojun said to Hua Tuo: "Congratulations to my brother for accepting the beloved apprentice, it's not too early for us to return to Heaven." ”
Hua Tuo nodded, stood up, put up the master's score, and said to Ai Le: "Apprentice, you have to study diligently, don't be tired, the next time you send a patient to the teacher, you can be careful about you, if you slack off, but the assessment of the teacher, don't blame the teacher for ruthlessly expelling you from the teacher." ”
Ai Le was very uncomfortable with Hua Tuo talking to him so seriously, but he still scratched his head and learned Hua Tuo's tone and said, "Remember." ”
Hua Tuo nodded with satisfaction and said, "That's good, your grandfather and I are gone, you kid must study hard, and the fortune plan for the teacher depends on you." ”
Still saying this, Hua Tuo and Taishang Laojun disappeared immediately.
As soon as they left, Ai Le immediately said excitedly: "It's done, Lao Gao, you go with me to do something." ”
Gao Jin said stupidly: "What's the matter?" ”
Elle sneered: "You'll know when you go." Now Ai Le has 100,000 yuan in his hand, which is a huge amount of money for him, but that was before, and now it is still a little little in Ai Le's opinion, and he wants to use Gao Jin's clairvoyance to make 100,000 become 1 million or 10 million.
The two of them went out of the house Ai Le generously invited Gao Jin to have a big meal, Gao Jin was full for the first time in more than a thousand years, and he was so moved that he was in tears, and his mouth kept chattering about going to the knife mountain, getting off the oil pot, and going to the soup for Ai Le.
A meal cost Ai Le more than 3,000 fast, and he had to be distressed to death if he replaced it with this product before, but now this product is about to become a million, 10 million, billionaire, so what does he care about this little money? I settled the bill without blinking.
Out of the restaurant, Ai Le burped and said: "Lao Gao, it's up to you for a while, and it's up to you whether our brothers can eat and drink spicy food in the future." ”
Although Gao Jin didn't know what Ai Le let him do, he still said arrogantly: "Doctor Ai, don't worry, leave everything to me." ”