Mao Xiaorui looked at Gu Xiangyu's posture a little weakly, thinking that this could suppress the other party's momentum, but who knew that Gu Xiangyu became more combative.

After thinking about it, Mao Xiaorui decided to use his most secure method of deception.

"Let's do divination, this is a necessary skill for walking the rivers and lakes, what do you think?"

"I don't care, as long as you have faith."

"Okay, let's guess when Xu Zhe will come back."

After Mao Xiaorui finished speaking, he stood up and pretended to recite the incantation.

Gu Xiangyu glanced at the other party with disdain, and said, "Don't pretend here, your spell is useless." ”

"Useless? How do you know it's useless? It's very useful! You ordinary people can't feel it at all! This is me borrowing the Dharma from Taishang Laojun and asking him to give me the ability to predict the future! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! Mao Xiaorui's face was very solemn, and it did look like that.

"Okay, have you figured it out?" Gu Xiangyu asked with a smile.

"Shhhh Don't interrupt! Soon! ”

Mao Xiaorui frowned, then stomped his foot violently and said, "I will be home at about 8:40 in the evening!" ”

"Cut, nonsense, Xu Zhe gets off work at seven o'clock every day, this is not his real home, it is possible that he will not come today, don't talk too much, be careful to smash your own signboard when the time comes." Gu Xiangyu said sarcastically.

"Cut, you are envious and jealous, my ability is ancestral, if you have the ability, count it! Let's see who the two of us are right! Don't say I'm bullying you as a girl. Mao Xiaorui's mouth is also sharp, and the bickering between the two is basically a lose-lose situation. Of course, the premise is that Gu Xiangyu does not use force, otherwise Mao Xiaorui can only surrender obediently.

Gu Xiangyu didn't care what Mao Xiaorui said. She glanced at the clock on the wall, which showed five o'clock.

Mao Xiaorui also noticed Gu Xiangyu's eyes, and said with a smile: "Don't look at it, this clock has long run out of power, and the time is not accurate." ”

"You know what, I'm looking for inspiration right now, and the time on this clock is just right."

Gu Xiangyu made a silent calculation in his heart. Five points and ten points were counted as the first hexagram, and Xu Zhe's name strokes were used to calculate the hexagram after the hexagram was solved, and finally a conclusion was drawn.

"Ze Tian Hexagram. This is the auspicious hidden evil, the main happiness is extremely sad, the disaster is born, and the dry is one. Ze is two. It was supposed to be around twelve o'clock in the evening, and there was a personal danger. Gu Xiangyu said slowly.

Mao Xiaorui was dumbfounded, he felt that what the other party said was better than his own, no matter whether the final result was right or not, at least psychologically convincing, and he would have to learn two sentences from the other party if he had the opportunity in the future.

"Well, the results are in. There are still nearly five hours before Xu Zhe comes back, so let's wait slowly. Gu Xiangyu said with a smile.

"Cut. Confidence in what! Wait, he'll be back in an hour, and we'll see how angry you are. Mao Xiaorui was also very unconvinced.

"Hey, it's very early now, even if Xu Zhe comes back at eight forty, it will be more than an hour, aren't you hungry?" Gu Xiangyu suddenly said this without a head.

"Don't say it, I'm really hungry."

After Mao Xiaorui finished speaking, he took off the Taoist robe on his body.

"What are you doing here?" Gu Xiangyu didn't understand what the other party was doing, after all, now that the lonely man and widow were in a room, the other party's actions were easy to make people want to go elsewhere.

Mao Xiaorui was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes and said, "Where do you want to go, aren't I going to go out to buy food?" Do you want me to go out in such clothes? ”

Gu Xiangyu took a sip of Mao Xiaorui, and said angrily: "You just want to be crooked!" I'm just, I'm just asking. ”

"Oh, I understand, I'm going out to eat, do you need to piggyback?" Mao Xiaorui is lazy to worry about the other party, let's solve the problem of food and clothing first.

Gu Xiangyu showed embarrassment, although she was very hungry, she didn't have a penny in her pocket, but she didn't want to open her mouth to let the other party have a treat, it would be too embarrassing!

Damn Mao Xiaorui! I'm a girl staying here, and you don't say bring me to eat, it's really stingy! Gu Xiangyu counted the other party in his heart.

"You're not hungry, are you? Then I'll eat it myself. Mao Xiaorui was about to leave after speaking, but was suddenly stopped by Gu Xiangyu.

"Stop! You go out alone, I'm not worried, what if you take the opportunity to slip away? I'm going with you, too! Gu Xiangyu said this, but in his heart he was thinking about how to rub the rice.

Mao Xiaorui was speechless and said, "I said, why are you like this?" Aren't you looking for Xu Zhe? I've brought you to his house, what do you want me to do? I'm really just going out for dinner, don't you see that my whole outfit is here? There's no way I'm going to go, I can't eat outside without this outfit! ”

"It's the same as the truth, how much is your garbage worth, and when the time comes, you can just get away and buy a new one? Besides, I don't know if this is Xu Zhe's family or not, at least I have to wait until others come back. Gu Xiangyu just didn't let the other party go out alone, she was determined to have this meal!

"Good, good! Why don't we go out together? That way you're not afraid of me slipping away. ”

"Well, that's all there is to it."

Gu Xiangyu smiled proudly, and the other party finally fell into his trap.

Locked the door, Gu Xiangyu and the two came to the street outside, there are many people in this shantytown, and there are many small vendors who come out at night, selling ordinary sundries and some snacks, which are cheap and cost-effective, people here like to spend here, and it can be regarded as a lively small night market.

"What do you want to eat?" Mao Xiaorui asked.

"What? You're going to invite me, huh? Gu Xiangyu looked at each other expectantly.

Mao Xiaorui was stunned, he didn't expect the other party to say this, he is usually a lonely person, and spending money is frugal, after all, he has to live, if he has a meal or not, it will be okay for a day or two, and his body will collapse after a long time, so he is still a person who lives a very regular life, that is, he will not waste money on Gu Xiangyu.

"You're a big police officer! I'm just a flat-headed little person, I have the heart to invite you to dinner, and you can't get used to our stalls, right? So I'm still saving, and we're both clean. Mao Xiaorui made an excuse, that is, he was unwilling to spend an extra dime.

"Cut, if you don't want to ask, just say it! Is it such a roundabout thing? Be stingy, when I have money, a meal costs millions! Have you eaten millions of feasts? Gu Xiangyu said angrily.

Mao Xiaorui looked at Gu Xiangyu, but he didn't expect this guy to be angry, he smiled and said, "Millions of banquets? I really haven't eaten it, let alone eaten, I don't even know how many sacks millions of dollars can hold, I'm just stingy, if you have money, go to your feast! ”

Mao Xiaorui finally saw it now, Gu Xiangyu just didn't have the money to show off, and he was embarrassed to open his mouth to eat.

But since Gu Xiangyu is willing to pretend, Mao Xiaorui will not expose the other party, anyway, it is not himself who is hungry.

Gu Xiangyu was as angry as a balloon, his face was also red, and he didn't know how many times he had cursed Mao Xiaorui.

But at this time, Gu Xiangyu's stomach actually gurgled, which was really unassuming! Can you not be so ashamed!

"Yo! What was that? Thunder? ”

Mao Xiaorui looked at the starry sky above his head, and said with a smile: "This weather is good, huh?" When the stars and the moon come out together, how can there be thunder? ”

Gu Xiang was angry, this guy was clearly entertaining himself!

Thinking that he also has a wealthy background, the worth of a billionaire, the incarnation of the god of justice and time, but now he can't even afford a bowl of lo mein, how can he fall to the point where he is now? Gu Xiangyu asked himself, he hasn't done anything immoral? Who is this offending in the end?

"Boss, let's have a pig's ear to drink, a pound of fried snails, two bottles of beer, and a bowl of haggis soup, the amount is enough!"

Mao Xiaorui happily shouted at the boss of the stall next to him, which in Gu Xiangyu's view, living out is the villain's ambition!

"Don't worry, I'm not bullied here, a small business, relying on the truth, you can eat with confidence!"

The boss politely let Mao Xiaorui to his seat and used a rag to polish the peeling table.

"This is your girlfriend, young man, right? Why don't you sit? It's really shy, in today's society, it's not easy to find such a quiet little girl. The boss was joking a little bit next to him.

Mao Xiaorui almost burst out laughing when he heard this, how could Gu Xiangyu be quiet? She can slap herself to death! Besides, how could he be a couple with this tigress, if he married such a dominatrix, would he be able to live a better life in the future?

Gu Xiangyu was also angry, thinking to himself what kind of eyes did this boss have? Can you be a couple with such idle little gangsters?

"Come on, daughter-in-law, be next to me."

Mao Xiaorui smiled and went to pull Gu Xiangyu.

Gu Xiangyu shook off the other party's arm violently, stared at Mao Xiaorui with his sharp eyes, and whispered viciously when no one around was paying attention: "Who is your daughter-in-law!" If you dare to talk nonsense again, beware that I cut your tongue! ”

Mao Xiaorui hurriedly covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Don't you dare!" I can earn food on my own incorruptible tongue! ”

Gu Xiangyu couldn't help the other party, so he pinched Mao Xiaorui's arm hard.

Mao Xiaorui trembled in pain, but he didn't dare to scream out loud.

And in the eyes of the boss, such a picture is a young couple showing affection.

"Little brother, the dishes are ready, what do you want more? Won't the girl eat it? The boss asked kindly.

Mao Xiaorui was quite embarrassed by the question, and wanted to send the boss a few words casually, saying that Gu Xiangyu was losing weight.

But at this time, Gu Xiangyu suddenly followed the boss's words and said: "I don't like to eat the things he chose, I want two pig's feet, two catties of braised pork, thirty skewers of mutton skewers, and a bowl of egg soup." ”

Gu Xiangyu thought to herself, since Mao Xiaorui called her daughter-in-law, she couldn't suffer in vain, and she had to let this guy compensate her for a full meal! (To be continued.) )