But the question is, who isn't busy on this big Monday? Who can take the time to run here and handcuff themselves? You also have to consider that you don't want to be laughed at by the other party, and even if you want to be laughed at, it is insignificant in your heart, so you need to think carefully about who you ask to come over and help. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Damn, Duan Xiaoqian, this woman! If you catch her yourself......

Lin Xiaohu didn't think about who to call for help in the end, and was about to take the phone and dial one casually, but as soon as he took out his mobile phone, before he could call anyone, he received a call from someone else, and saw that the number was Zhu Mingyu's, so he hurriedly answered.

Zhu Mingyu asked, "Brother Lin, are you in the office?" I'm going to go to your side and invite you to dinner......"

Lin Xiaohu said frustratedly: "It was still there just now, now, now I'm ...... outside"

Zhu Mingyu asked strangely, "What are you doing outside?" Chic, haha? ”

Lin Xiaohu sighed: "Alas, don't mention it, I'm ...... Forget it, I definitely won't be able to go today, I'm sorry, Brother Zhu. ”

Zhu Mingyu said: "Oh, it's okay, there will be a chance in the future, you are busy, I will hang up." ”

A flash of inspiration flashed in Lin Xiaohu's mind, thinking that the other party was not the police system, and hurriedly asked, "Brother Zhu, will you be handcuffed?" ”

Zhu Mingyu was stunned for a moment and said, "Handcuffs? The kind of handcuffs from the Public Security Bureau? ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Yes, that's the kind of thing." You're in this business, and you must have a lot of contact handcuffs, will you open them? ”

Zhu Mingyu said: "Yes......"

Lin Xiaohu was overjoyed, and without waiting for him to finish speaking, he intercepted: "Yes, then you hurry up and come over to save me." ”

Zhu Mingyu was stunned for a moment and said, "I will use the key to open it." ”

Lin Xiaohu was a little speechless and said, "Brother, can you finish speaking in one breath?" ”

Zhu Mingyu said curiously: "What's wrong with you?" What saves you? Handcuffs? What the hell is going on? ”

Lin Xiaohu sighed: "Forget it, since you won't handcuff without a key, then forget it." ”

Zhu Mingyu asked, "Who was handcuffed?" Wouldn't it be you? Lin Xiaohu said: "Alas, I think it's useless without a key, forget it." ”

Zhu Mingyu said: "Why is it useless, I carry the handcuff key with me." ”

In an instant, Lin Xiaohu experienced the experience of the three nine heavens of fire, first happy, then angry and happy, haha laughed: "Really? How did you carry that thing with you? Brother, you are now Xi Shi in my eyes, I am going to love you, you come out and save me. ”

Zhu Mingyu laughed and said: "Young man, there is something wrong with your orientation, what are you confessing?" ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Brother, don't tease me, you hurry out to save me, bring the handcuff key." ”

Zhu Mingyu asked, "Where are you?" ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "It's downstairs in my office, in the bicycle shed. Zhu Mingyu said: "Okay, you wait, I'll be there soon." ”

After waiting for about five minutes, Zhu Mingyu's burly figure walked out of the car, stood on the steps and looked at Lin Xiaohu, and ran over quickly.

When he got closer, he couldn't help but laugh when he saw Lin Xiaohu's embarrassed appearance, and said, "What are you doing here?" Who locked it? ”

Lin Xiaohu said stupidly: "Brother, don't ask, save me." ”

Zhu Mingyu smiled and took out a bunch of keys from his trouser pocket, separated a small bright silver key from it, found the keyhole of the handcuffs on his wrist, inserted it and twisted it gently, and the handcuffs opened. Lin Xiaohu regained his freedom and finally breathed a sigh.

"Brother, show me, what is this ten thousand * key!"

The handcuffs on Zhu Mingyu's iron pillar were opened, looked at it, handed it to him, and said, "Who handcuffed you?" ”

Lin Xiaohu took the handcuffs, thinking of Duan Xiaoqian's smug smile, he was angry, and said, "A friend, play with me, hehe...... Hey, I said, man, you're a great multi-purpose key. ”

Zhu Mingyu could hear the meaning of his words, smiled slightly, and said, "Do you want it?" ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "If you have any extraneous, give me one." ”

Zhu Mingyu smiled and untied the multi-functional key, handed it to him, and said, "I have this one in my hand now, but I don't usually need it, so I'll give it to you." ”

Lin Xiaohu received it and said, "Then how can you be embarrassed?" Hey. ”

Zhu Mingyu said with a smile: "In fact, other masters can open the handcuffs without a key at all, and you deliberately brought a key to prevent being handcuffed, but you fell behind." What will you do next time someone takes you away in advance? Lin Xiaohu felt very reasonable and asked, "What should I do then?" Zhu Mingyu said: "A real master can use everything at hand to open the handcuffs, what banknotes, blank paper, shoelaces, and even clothes can be used." Lin Xiaohu nodded again and again, and said: "Yes, I've heard that some prisoners are the kind of old fritters who have entered the palace many times, and they can open the handcuffs with money, will you?" ”

Zhu Mingyu shook his head and said, "I won't, I've never learned." Lin Xiaohu sighed: "Oh, it's a pity." ”

Zhu Mingyu looked at him hesitantly and asked, "Do you want to learn?" Lin Xiaohu said: "Of course, in this world now, there are too many bad people, and more self-help techniques can protect themselves at critical moments, right?" ”

Zhu Mingyu said with a smile: "Bad people never use handcuffs, only the public security use handcuffs." Lin Xiaohu said: "Then I also want to learn." ”

Zhu Mingyu thought for a while and said, "Okay, I have a colleague who will do this, I will learn it in the future, and I will teach you when I learn it." ”

Lin Xiaohu was very happy and said, "Brother, you are so enthusiastic, I ......"

Zhu Mingyu haha, and laughed: "Brother, here you are again, don't show your love at every turn, is it too much to confess to the girl." ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Hehe, I mean, I'm going to invite you to dinner." ”

Back in the office and sitting down, Lin Xiaohu called Duan Xiaoqian.

Duan Xiaoqian sneered: "You want me to go back and untie you, don't dream, you will sleep with the bikers tonight, haha." Lin Xiaohu smiled: "No, no, no, I want to make an appointment with you to meet at night, so that I can return the handcuffs to you." Duan Xiaoqian was slightly startled and said, "What do you mean?" You...... Your handcuffs have been untied? Lin Xiaohu said with a smile: "I forgot to tell you that I am the legendary master who can open the handcuffs with a hundred-yuan bill." Duan Xiaoqian was stunned, and laughed: "Blow you!" Whatever you use, if you could have opened the handcuffs, you'd have kicked me so much? Cut, I see, you lied to me to open the handcuffs for you, so my aunt and grandmother didn't fall for you. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Okay, since you don't believe it, I can't do anything." Put your handcuffs with me first, and I'll put them on your hands myself another day. Duan Xiaoqian sneered: "You still want to handcuff me?" Please, you untie it first. Alas, it's pitiful to think about it, a big man, handcuffed to a bicycle shed, unable to go anywhere, unable to work, unable to drink water, and unable to go to the toilet...... Flutter, hahaha, hey, remember to call me when you pee your pants, I'll definitely go over and have a look. Lin Xiaohu said: "You don't have to be complacent, there will always be a time when the two of us will meet again, and then we will see if you can run or not." ”

Duan Xiaoqian shouted: "I'm afraid of you? Phew, if you still have the face to see me, I'll spray you to death. Lin Xiaohu sighed: "I really have to talk about you, don't always spray people, your saliva is disgusting." Duan Xiaoqian said: "You feel disgusting, that's good, my saliva will be left to you in the future." Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Do you mean, you want to kiss me and give me saliva in the future?" Duan Xiaoqian instantly became angry and scolded: "You dead bastard, stinky rascal, you are not honest when you are handcuffed by me, eat your head...... Hmph, ignore you, you play by yourself, haha, I'm curious about how you sleep at night......" Lin Xiaohu smiled: "You can sleep with me." Duan Xiaoqian scolded: "Get out, the dead duck has a hard mouth, you are just asking for a few cheap words." I don't bother to pay attention to you. With that, he hung up the phone.

Lin Xiaohu thought of her glamorous appearance with light anger and anger, and his heart was itching, it was still quite fun to have such a sworn enemy in life, but it was a pity that this stinky girl shot too hard, and her calf still hurt when she kicked her, hum, when she catches her, she must not be spared, one day, she will be beaten red.

Although Yu Renhao was abolished, sometimes Lin Xiaohu still retained the habit of sending beauties, and sent He Yafei to the door of the community at night, and sent it inside, He Yafei said: "You go back, you don't need to send it inside, I'm not a child, I know the way, hehe." Lin Xiaohu thought of giving her a BMW, and said, "You didn't ask your sister to buy you a car?" He Yafei sighed and said, "You're here again, do you really want to give me a BMW?" Lin Xiaohu said: "Manly man, do what you say." He Yafei said: "If the name is not right, don't send it, and I don't want it." If you want to send it, send it to your wife. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "My girlfriend doesn't look down on these, in her opinion, what's the matter with driving a BMW?" ”

He Yafei asked casually, "What does she do?" ”

Lin Xiaohu briefly talked about Guo Maomao's work, and He Yafei shouted: "Ah, that company, oh, not long ago we interviewed on the TV station, a very large company." ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "It's okay." He Yafei said: "You two are really a good match! ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "It's still about the car." I'm not giving you away for nothing, my company will still be able to use your ...... to give me a lot of publicity in the future."

He Yafei stopped talking, she knew that she could help him, maybe it was just a little bit, people just wanted an excuse......

Lin Xiaohu saw that she was no longer talking, and said: "You have to wait for a while for the car, I have a friend who wants to open a BMW 4S store, which has not yet been completed, and I will take you to choose a car on the day it is completed." ”

He Yafei sighed: "Lin Xiaohu, if you do this again, I won't be able to be friends with you, I feel that you are insulting me, are we still friends?" ”

Lin Xiaohu cried and laughed and said, "Insulting you? Sending you a car is an insult to you? Can't send a car between friends? I said you're too hypocritical. ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "You have a lot of excuses. I won't say anything, I'll just take you to see the car another day. ”

He Yafei smiled and said, "It's just right not to say, you go." The road is full of snow and ice, so be careful when walking. ”

After returning home, He Yafei finished washing, got into the quilt, picked up the landline and called her sister He Yali, and said a lot of things.

He Yali said in surprise: "Girl, why are you so excited tonight?" What's going on? Won 5 million in lottery tickets? He Yafei smiled and said, "That's not it, it's Lin Xiaohu...... He took me out to dinner with friends. He Yali sighed and said, "I thought it was a good thing, but it turned out to be this." What if he takes you out, is it to look back and consider what you mean? When He Yafei heard this, her mood immediately fell, and she said, "No, but ......" He Yali hurriedly asked: "But what?" ”