Chapter 1059 Elementary school students don't cry, stand up and masturbate

However, what is going to appear now is the existence of the first master in the Huaxia e-sports circle, and there are many IDs used, such as Zhou Botong, the day of the sword rebreak, Ah Ying I miss you, Great Love Zhou Xingxing, etc., as well as a new ID this time, the old naughty boy.

No one knows what his real name is, and no fan has seen Zhou Botong's real name, but from this ID, it is analyzed that he may be a fan of Jin Yong's novels.

Under the watchful eye, a person walked into the aperture, wearing a Tang costume, smiling and waving to everyone.

In an instant, the scene that was already very quiet was completely silent this time!

This...... What the hell is this?

Everyone was stunned to see this old man in Tang costume, who was clearly forty or fifty years old, walking briskly to the center of the stage, and the aperture always followed, illuminating his image transparently, and he would never be mistaken.

Elementary school team, this is too much fun, isn't it!!

This is the god of the sun? This is the idol we have been worshiping for most of the year?

I've got a grass! This Nima won't be a security guard for the elementary school team, come up and tease the audience!!

As we all know, e-sports is a thing that eats age.

It is generally believed that the age of playing is only around 25 years old or even lower, and there are only a handful of professional players who are over 30 years old.

Compared with traditional sports, e-sports events like LOL, which are often calculated in milliseconds, do not require too much physical strength, but the requirements for reaction are extremely perverted!

If you can't keep up with the operation a little, it is likely to lead to a tragedy of one life, and in the top duel, this life may be the winner or loser of the whole game!

When people reach thirty, their physiological characteristics determine that the reaction speed has gone downhill, and it is not comparable to that of young people.

Therefore, there are only three or two professional players who stand on this stage, who are over 30 years old.

But what is the situation today?

This old man...... Even if he has premature aging, he must be at least over 40 years old, right?

Uncles in their 40s, or even uncles in their 50s, come to play e-sports?

Can we not make trouble......

And, tell me that this is the idol I have admired for a long time, Zhou Botong, the god of the sun?

I'm spitting on you, okay! This is simply ruining the three views.

But it's not a joke, it's true.

Zhou Botong smiled and greeted everyone without timidity, and before the vast majority of people reacted, he had already sat on the player's competition seat, put on headphones, and isolated all the outside disturbances.

"Impossible! Hallucination! It's all hallucination......"

Idol becomes uncle, what a tragedy!

Many people couldn't bear to see it, and closed their eyes in pain, especially some girls who were fond of the sun god who dominated the e-sports circle, and Liuli's heart was broken, and they were repeatedly trampled into glass ballast......

"Zhou Dashen is really an old man? Oh, my God! The speed of response, the strength of the operation...... It's all typed by this old man? ”

"I still can't believe it, unless I see the game!"

"Let's wait and see, in short, this elementary school team is too weird."

"Hehe, you don't want to look at who's the boss in the elementary school club! Haoxue did something that guy did, how could there be a time when it wasn't weird? Compared with the old man playing e-sports, don't you think the old lady plays basketball more mysterious? However, the Eternal Flower Team is now the World Women's Basketball Champion! Are you convinced? ”

"I ...... served. ”

The explosion-like heated discussion filled the entire venue in an instant, but it didn't take long for the brush brush to stop again, and no one continued the topic just now.

it!

The MMX team as a whole is speechless, what's going on? Have you cooperated with the acting?

Deliberately demoralizing us? Hum! I...... I want to play the game!

What caused this bizarre change was the appearance of another line of words on the screen.

Elementary school team, top order, pig mother!

What is it that attracts more eyeballs than idols and makes people crazy?

Female Idol!

There is no doubt that boys who love e-sports have an absolute numerical advantage. There were 50,000 people present, although there were many girls, but most of them came with their boyfriends. There are very few girls who really love e-sports, and it is estimated that there are not even a few thousand out of 50,000 people.

What are the hobbies of men, especially men of this age?

Game?

Perhaps, but a more public, more persistent, and more classic hobby will always be a woman!

When the two hobbies are combined into one, let the pig mother, the legendary female single, gain a lot of natural popularity before her first appearance!

Some people have not even watched the pig mother play any game, so they solemnly declare that I am a pig mother's brainless fan!

"It's coming out, it's coming out!"

"Please give me some hope from the schoolboy team, don't tell me that Mother Pig is an old aunt...... Then my heart has broken twice today, shattered! ”

"Teasing you? Haven't you heard that Mother Pig is only in the sixth grade of primary school? Do you have an aunt in the sixth grade? ”

"Will it be the homeroom teacher of the sixth grade of elementary school......?"

Everyone was frightened by the image of the old man in Tang costume of Zhou Botong before, and combined with Haoxue's previous establishment of an elderly version of the women's basketball team, they couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive.

Haoxue, this guy, won't make another senior e-sports team, right?

The beam of light lit up, and a girl in a white dress, like an angel, walked into the aperture lightly, and walked step by step to the center of the stage as the aperture moved.

As a result, the heart of the otaku was completely detonated!

The otaku who are fighting in the game world every day in the stadium, and the girls I see the most are the teachers in the Japanese love action movie.

Now, such an innocent and beautiful, such clean and flawless, gentle and delicate girl, walking in front of them like this, the impact on the soul is undoubtedly extremely huge.

Lori has three good, the clear sound body is soft and easy to push down!

As if to further stir the nerves of the audience, Ye Qingmei did not go directly to the contestant's seat, but generously took the microphone from the host's hand and said with a smile:

"Hello everyone, I'm Ye Qingmei, I hope you can always support our primary school team! Our slogan is: Elementary school students don't cry, stand up and masturbate! ”

Wow!!!

As if waking up from a dream, Ye Qingmei's witty words instantly detonated the atmosphere of the audience.

The cheers, screams, and roars almost toppled the roof of the brand-new stadium.

Everyone remembers that the last time the spring game was here, the final champion and runner-up battle, and the wonderful team battle that decided the outcome did not seem to cause such a strong cheer.

The two teams, according to the average support rate, is 50% each, one side wins, naturally one side loses, and the losing side still shouts a fart, generally silently watching the opponent arrogant and pretending.

Not anymore!

Beauty, that is an absolute killer weapon that kills all men in the world! (To be continued.) )