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Speaking from the beginning, at the inauguration ceremony of the Film Association yesterday, Chen Xiaotang "made a big show", facing the heroes of the film industry, he turned around proudly and left, his chic posture is no less than Li Taibai's boat trip and does not serve the powerful; His heroic posture is sassy, and it does not belong to Zhou Lang who talks and laughs, and the captives are gone!

So much so that the next morning, the major mainstream media in Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong posted all kinds of headlines. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiang ~ Hong Kong Ming Pao ----- "Dajiangdong goes to the waves, Chen Xiaotang laughs and prides the film association and does not look back"!

Xiang ~ Hong Kong Entertainment Weekly----- "I want to find ten thousand households, and look at Chen Lang's sorrow"!

Hong Kong Oriental Daily ---- "Is the Film Association What I Want, Tang Tsai Turns Back and Writes Romance"!

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In short, the major media have mixed reviews of Chen Xiaotang's behavior in the Film Association, some say good, some say bad, and some say that he is deliberately acting to attract people's attention.

However, more media tend to follow Chen Xiaotang's suggestion in the Film Association, establish subject matter allocation, and refuse to follow the trend of shooting.

Yes, Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong itself is not big, a drama is popular, and many dramas follow the trend, so that the audience does not know which drama is good and which is bad, and they don't know what they are watching until they enter the cinema.

As for what the Film Association does? Do you eat dry rice or drink porridge? Or is it a leather bag association run by the film company's own people?

The audience didn't buy it. The media was skeptical of it.

This makes the newly established Hong Kong Film Association very sad and unlucky, like an illegitimate child. As soon as it comes out. It's very unjust and bright.

However, Hong Kong people are strange, so it is not bright and disgraceful, the more people like to pursue it, so the Film Association has become synonymous with gossip, some people say that the Film Association is a film company spoils sharing conference, some people say that the Film Association is a film company to gather to raise ticket prices, and some people say that the Film Association is for the government, and the purpose is to fool the audience by entertainment.

In a word. This film association makes men's eggs hurt, and women's mimi hurts! It's not a good dish!

In response to such public opinion, many reporters want to interview the person concerned as soon as possible, and the big star Chen Xiaotang, who completely fried this dish.

It's a pity that Chen Xiaotang refused to be interviewed. This is not because Chen Xiaotang pretends to be deep and noble, but because Magic Shadow Entertainment's first tertiary film "Color is Empty" has been officially launched.

The dormitory building of Hong Kong Mandarin University, where the filming location of the Magic Shadow movie "Color is Empty" is located.

Speaking of which, in order to win the filming of this drama here, director Wang Jing almost wore out his mouth. But as soon as the other party heard that this drama was a tertiary film, he categorically declined the fat man's proposal.

There's no way, after all, it's a genuine Mandarin University, how can you be allowed to do such a "reluctant" thing?!

Filming a tertiary film in the university is undoubtedly a typical search for a green building in front of ---- archway of chastity!

Fat people are not stupid. Knowing that this kind of thing is not in a hurry, you have to simmer the brisket slowly and take your time. So, the fat man took out the soft grinding and hard soaking kung fu, knew it with affection, moved it with reason, and continued to be poor with the board of directors of this school.

The school board didn't expect this dead fat man to be so difficult to deal with, and he couldn't shake it off like a dog's skin plaster.

Mu method, in the end, I had to say to the fat man, take your script and read it first. If there is still a little bit of art, maybe we can still open up the net, after all, our university is still very open!

In fact, these are just prevarications, but the fat man is still happy to present the script.

The university trustee also looked at it casually. After all, it is a Chinese school, and I still have the ability to appreciate scripts.

But it's okay not to look at it. As soon as he saw it, the director cried, and cried so loudly.

What's going on?

Because the male protagonist in this play is too much like himself.

I think back then, he was the same as the male protagonist, he was a very hard child, in order to learn that he was old and had not filmed a drag, just did some unrealistic sex ~ fantasies, in order to understand how women are constituted, where children are born from, and why men and women want to kiss, how to kiss....... he stole family money to buy sex ~ love magazines, went to watch yellow ~ sex movies with his classmates, and even secretly went to the hair salon to find the hair salon girl, but unfortunately it didn't work out because of fear. At that time, I was like a hungry fish, looking for water to quench my thirst.

By chance, he met the school girl, a beautiful girl like a flower, but unfortunately the girl fell in love with a handsome guy in the school, and she didn't look at him as a stupid bird.

But it doesn't matter, as a big brother, he has already decided that the school flower is his lifelong happiness, and in his dream, the two of them are each other's goddess, Wushan**, hi nay.

In the end, although he failed to shoot in college, and failed to break his child~child body, he was admitted to a doctorate, and he became a university director until today, and the school girl he has always had a crush on is said to have been irresponsibly enlarged by the handsome guy who came to school, and dropped out of school before finishing his studies, and now works as a salesperson at the counter of the clothing store.

Looking back, the director wiped a handful of snot and tears, and after carefully reading the script, he immediately made a decision: "This is simply an excellent drama that reflects the real life of contemporary college youth!" Very good! It's powerful! I'll allow you to shoot! ”

The fat man Wang Jing never thought that the peak would turn around, and the willows would be bright.

In any case, the location of the shooting was completely solved.

At this moment, in a dormitory of the university, after the heroine played by Wen Bixia and her friends were filming, she returned to the dormitory, and through the window, she saw the handsome guy who was in the school kissing me and me with the aerobics girls of the school team.

And the guest appearance of the handsome guy in this play is the newcomer Guo Fucheng who has just joined Magic Shadow Entertainment!

Poor Guo Fucheng, he never thought that he would be fooled by his respected director Wang Jing to shoot a tertiary film.

Director Wang said that this is just an art film with a campus youth theme, and he didn't make the main "connotation" of this drama clear to him at all, so our city is still acting very energetically.

The camera shifted, and the fat man Wang Jing threw a wink at Chen Xiaotang, who was watching the shooting, and then shouted loudly: "Ok ---- card!" Let's get ready, wait a while to play the heroine's bathing scene! ”

Chen Xiaotang was surprised on the side, "Fatty, how can there be a bathing scene?" I don't think it's written in my script! ”

The fat man grinned and said, "Didn't you write in your script that she saw the boy she liked dating other women through the window, as an expert in the study of women's psychology, I can guarantee that after seeing this scene, she will be jealous." Women, as soon as there is a fire, you have to find water to extinguish it, how to extinguish it, of course, it is to take a bath! So, bathing scenes are essential! And tertiary films, how can you attract the audience without this kind of lens, Ah Tang, you believe me, plus these shots must be enough gimmicks! ”

Chen Xiaotang despised the fat man's "crooked reasoning and heresy", "I don't want these bullshit shots, I just ask you to shoot well according to the script I wrote, and don't make some messy things!" ”

The fat man is wronged, and he also wants to make this drama look good, and it will be a big hit at the box office, but ......

"Okay, I'll listen to you, it's a big deal that I don't want the footage of this bathing scene!" The fat man said helplessly.

At this moment, a voice suddenly said: "Which bastard let my daughter shoot the bath scene!" ”

Then I saw a man with a kitchen knife break in, making the whole crew jump.

"Oh my god, what's wrong with him?!" The fat man hurriedly hid behind Chen Xiaotang.

Chen Xiaotang was inexplicable, "Who is he?" ”

"Wen Bixia's father, a very fierce guy! Don't think he's just talking, he's really going to cut people! ”

"I'm picking, no wonder you hide so fast!" Chen Xiaotang pulled him out from behind.

"What are you pulling me for? Don't you know kung fu, you take the lead! ”

"No matter how good your kung fu is, you're afraid of kitchen knives! It's better for you to come forward and solve it! Chen Xiaotang pushed the fat man out very unkindly.

The fat man is sad, he really has to be careless in making friends!

But I also blame myself, who let my idle eggs hurt what bathing scene to film, the beauty took off her clothes and didn't see it, but she saw the beauty of his father.

Facing the bright kitchen knife and this superb kitchen knife man, the fat man stepped forward very timidly and obscenely, and greeted: "Hello, Daddy Wen, hello wow!" ”

Father Wen glared at him fiercely, "You were the director last night?" By the way, did you let my daughter take off her clothes and act in a bath scene?! ”

"No, it's not !!" The fat man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "A misunderstanding must be a misunderstanding!" As a well-known director, how could I possibly shoot such nasty shots! It must have been some bastard who gave the order indiscriminately! It's not easy to film now, there are many people, the good and the bad are uneven, and the team is not easy to bring! ”

The surrounding crew members looked at Director Wang Da's solo performance one by one in amazement, and sighed, how can people be so shameless?

Then I realized, alas, no wonder someone can be a director!

Father Wen was obviously stunned by Wang Fatzi's words, and the fat man took the opportunity to flatteringly hand over a cigarette and said: "Come, Uncle, smoke one, extinguish the fire, let's go over there and talk for a while!" ”

"Humph!" Father Wen held a kitchen knife like a general returning to the court, held a cigarette in his mouth, and walked in all directions to go over there to chat.

The other people around breathed a sigh of relief, they didn't expect that the scene of undressing had not yet been filmed, and the heroine's father would kill her, and this drama was really difficult to deliver.

At this end, Guo Fucheng, who is an actor in the play, suddenly appeared and asked stupidly: "What's the matter?" Who is the old man with the kitchen knife? How did you break in?! ”

"You don't know, the director wants the heroine to shoot a scene, and before it starts, her father is here!"

"Out of the play? How can there be an off-the-shelf? Guo Fucheng was surprised.

Everyone looked at him like aliens, "You don't tell us, you don't know it's a tertiary film?!" ”

Guo Fucheng: "......??!! ”

For a while, "I'll go to your mother's director Wang Jing!" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point () to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. )