Chapter 287: Lifting a stone and hitting Qingwen's feet
"You're right. Mingyan completely agrees with Xiaobao's statement, it is these boring people who set up seedlings to coax, and they have to say that they are similar to Xiaobao, in the end, these two people think it is nonsense at all.
"We are from different backgrounds, how can we be comparable?!" Mingyan added: "I still want to turn over and be liberated, and you are from a small urban owner, or the successor of a wealthy old lady...... You say, can we both pursue the same?"
Xiaobao nodded and said, "Mingyan, one thing I'm sure of is that I can pity you more than you." Who told me to be born and raised in the Red Sleeves? I mingle with my sisters every day, and naturally I have to eat more in front of women. You won't be jealous of me, will you?!" Xiaobao asked, just to block Mingyan's mouth, and even reminded Mingyan not to be jealous of him because of this. That's a lot of thought.
Mingyan said, "How can I be jealous of you? I'm afraid that I will look like you! Your family is too yin, and you always follow it, and you will be infected to some extent, and become like a woman, jealous, cautious, and stumbling...... You think, I'm a man, although I'm a slave, what I'm most afraid of is being called a sissy. ”
Xiaobao echoed: "So, it's not a question of what difference I have from you at all, but I'm afraid of being considered the same as you, that is, a pariah." Aren't you too, it's just that what you're afraid of is different from what I'm afraid of, you're afraid of getting a sissy. ”
Mingyan felt strange, how Xiaobao became a confidant so quickly, and what he said was also very intimate.
So, Mingyan opened her mind even more and sighed: "These people, they are all cloudy-eyed. Just see the similarity of the two of us on the surface, for example, you and I are the same, we like to be angry with others, and in order to achieve the effect, and seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, you and I like to do one thing in front of the other, like to watch people put down dishes, and never let yourself suffer losses in anything...... Aren't these small means a sign of self-preservation for men in suffering? Just because we are the same on the outside doesn't mean that we are the same on the inside?"
Xiaobao was said by Mingyan, and he felt that it made sense.
He stepped forward and patted Mingyan on the shoulder, and said very buddy: "Actually, big brother, I don't really care how similar others say we are, even if we are similar, what can we have, what can we lose? Even if the two of us are more alert than others in dealing with problems and removing responsibility when encountering things, we are also sincere in doing things and treating others! Look at the opening point, look at the opening point!"
Mingyan nodded again.
Suddenly, the two had the potential to become sworn friends.
Qingwen stepped forward and said, "Lao Zhang is announcing the answer, do you want to hear who wins." ”
Xiaobao and Mingyan said no in unison.
At this moment, Lao Zhang said with a dark face: "You two don't care anymore, doesn't it mean that we don't care about our money? Wind chimes, you can give everyone a comment. ”
The little scholar of the wind chime soul solemnly saluted the big guy, took out a strip of cloth from his pocket, and began to read:
"The first link, on emulating the princess's appearance, Xiaobao has a senior family background, dignified manners, noble and domineering, very much the true inheritance of the princess's temperament, and Mingyan's martial arts add a woman's graceful sword posture on the basis of his own strength, there are three points of resemblance, seven points of resemblance, so, look at it, it is equal ......"
Xiaobao whispered and muttered, "It's all nonsense." ”
Mingyan covered his mouth and smiled, he was really a very sissy, but unfortunately, not only did he not let others say this, but he didn't realize it.
"In the second link, look at these two princesses pretending to be princesses, who can impress the little scholar......"
Before the wind chimes could finish speaking, Mingyan raised his hand high.
"What's the matter?" asked Lao Zhang, who was in charge.
Mingyan said: "I'm afraid this question is not appropriate, at that time, there was no time to think about it, now it seems that the body and soul of the little scholar are separated, even if the two of us play princesses, in the end, we still have to move his soul by pleasing the little scholar himself." In this game, I think there is a loophole in the setting, and the result is not valid. ”
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and they all think what Mingyan said makes sense.
Indeed, since the time when he was at the bottom of the mountain, the body and soul of the little scholar and the body and soul of the wind chime fell one by one, the body of the little scholar carried the wind chime, and the body of the wind chime carried the little scholar. Of course, there is another hidden truth here, that is, in addition to Xue Pan, Baoyu, Wei Xiaobao, and Mingyan knowing that this little scholar is Qingwen's female disguise, there is also one more insider, that is, the wind chime, because the body of the wind chime is the little scholar, and the little scholar is what Qingwen is pretending to be.
"Your master gave me this medicine before he left the mountain, and you two quickly drank it, and this protracted transformation test was counted. After Lao Zhang suddenly realized, he suddenly remembered something, so he took out two bottles from his sleeve and handed them to Qingwen and Wind Chime respectively.
Feng Chime said: "Lao Zhang, you are too lacking in morality, why did you give me the antidote?"
Qingwen said: "Lao Zhang, you are too talented, if you keep forgetting and don't give us medicine, then my little scholar won't be able to find the north for a while?"
Wind Chime said, "Hmph, you can talk." You don't want me to suffer these days, Baoyu supervises me every day to dress neatly and treat people in moderation, and I am even keeping secrets for you. ”
Qingwen said: "Don't take the medicine soon, I think you can't bear my body." ”
Feng Chime trembled with anger, and said: "Little scholar, little scholar, you have always longed for my tall and big man's body, once you win it, you will spare no effort to practice kung fu, so that you can use my good foundation to practice some kung fu earlier, and now, you say this convenient thing again......
Qingwen clenched her fists and said, "It's true that I rely on your male body to practice the exercises, but if you go back and see, not only are you not missing parts, but the pressure and heavy blows that your body can withstand now are no less than ten times higher than before." ”
Wind Chime smiled bitterly and said, "So I have to thank you." So, shouldn't you thank me for keeping it a secret?"
Lao Zhang's ears were pointed, and he hurriedly asked: "What, is there any secret hidden in this handsome blank of the little scholar?"
Xue Pan was afraid that the wind chimes would leak his mouth, so he hurriedly said loudly: "What secrets can there be, it's just that I don't like girls very much!"
Hearing Xue Pan say this, everyone stayed in place. Qingwen smiled bitterly: "I finally changed my body back, but I was misunderstood as a man who doesn't like girls." ”
Xiaobao sighed in his heart: "Xue Pan, Xue Pan, you are lifting a stone to hit Qingwen's feet." ”