Chapter 165: Hunt and Kill
Ai Le twitched on the ground like a prawn that had just been caught out of the water, and his mouth made a "whine" sound in protest, but it did not arouse the fairy sister's idea, or the fairy sister was lazy to take care of him at all, and she was there to recover from her injuries.
Ai Le was tired of tossing and resigned himself to his fate, hummed a few times and didn't move, and it didn't take long for there to be a burst of snoring, this thing is also heartless enough, he was arrested or a person from heaven, he can actually sleep, it is really big enough.
I don't know how long it took for Ai Le to be woken up, and there was a sound of Miaoyin's Buddha horn in the distance, and then I heard a male duck shouting: "The chick in the fairy world hurry up and hand over the golden cicada, otherwise don't blame you Brother Ma I'm welcome, I'm just a young mother-in-law, listen to Miaoyin, the old witch said that you look like a stop sign, or the old girl of the Jade Emperor, I'll take a loss to recognize him, what do you think?" Ha ha. β
The fairy sister opened her eyes and her face was quite unsightly, and Ai Le could see that the chick in front of her wanted to unload the male duck outside first and then feed the dog.
The fairy sister stood up, the white dress was fluttering, the fragrant breeze was blowing in her nose, such a pleasing beauty Ai Le didn't have the heart to look at her, it was really a critical situation now, so do you have the kung fu to look at women? If you have this time, you might as well think about how to escape.
The male duck teased the fairy sister at the same time as he didn't forget to piggyback on Miaoyin, and directly named her, the Venerable of the Buddha Realm, as the old witch, Miaoyin's face twitched at this time, and nine times out of ten he also wanted to take the male duck's throat to feed the dog.
But Miao Yin finally held back, silently strangling the voice in her heart to death, but after they caught the fairy sister and the sad Ai Le, it is hard to say whether Miao Yin will take action to dismantle Brother Ma.
The sound of "boom" sounded. The fairy sister's face changed. In the next second, Miao Yin and a "water tank" appeared in front of Ai Le. If it weren't for the rag in his mouth, he would have laughed, the appearance of the "water tank" was too funny.
The height of the water tank is only one meter five, and he is wearing a simple bronze armor, the funniest thing is this armor, what is this special armor? It's clearly a bikini, a piece of broken copper covering the water tank, which makes the woman feel ashamed when she looks at it, and there is a big belly underneath, and she trembles when she walks. There was still a piece of broken copper underneath, blocking the small Ding Ding of the "water tank", and two short fat legs leaked into the air.
The "water tank" has no neck, a round head is installed on his thick body, and the "water tank" has mung bean eyes, which is still because he is desperately round, otherwise he will have eyes, and the eyebrows on the mung bean eyes are also the same as mung bean silk, which is quite joyful.
In the mouth of the "water tank", there is an idiom called the mouth of the blood basin. The mouth of the "water tank" described by this idiom is obviously not enough, but his mouth is too big. occupies two-thirds of the area of the face, and as for the nose, what is the nose? He didn't.
The hair on the head of the "water tank" is thin, and a few yellow hairs of uneven length flutter in the wind.
Ai Le wanted to say: "Big brother, your honor really deserves to act in a movie, and the audience can laugh at that stop without saying a word." β
The name of the "water tank" Ma Zhuangzhuang, it is really like its name, it is really strong enough, Ma Zhuangzhuang came down as soon as he saw the fairy sister Harazi, a funny pig brother.
Although Ai Le couldn't laugh, he could laugh, and at this time he was almost cramping with laughter, and his body twitched on the ground, as if a sheep had suddenly had a seizure.
Ma Zhuangzhuang wiped a mouthful of saliva and said: "Good sign of the little lady, get from me quickly, Brother Ma will take you to eat and drink spicy food, and keep you happy for a lifetime." β
The fairy sister was completely disgusted by Ma Zhuangzhuang, her face was pale, and she had an urge to vomit, she glared at him fiercely and scolded angrily: "Dead pervert, quickly disappear for me, otherwise I will cut you into a hundred pieces." β
Ai Le gave a hundred likes to the fairy sister in his heart, and now this pig brother in the water tank is indeed a bit disgusting, and Ai Le doesn't want to laugh and vomit directly.
Ma Zhuang stroked the hairs on his head and pretended to be chic: "Little lady, don't you think your brother is very stylish?" β
Miao Yin immediately moved a few steps to the side when she heard this, and her stomach was turned upside down, so disgusting, and stylish? Why don't you die.
A sword suddenly appeared in the fairy sister's hand, and she stabbed with a sword, seeing that Ma Zhuangzhuang was about to be stabbed through the heart, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he blocked the stabbing sword with his flesh palm.
The fairy sister added a little force in her hand, but it had no effect at all, and the strong palm of the horse was like a piece of steel, which could not be pierced at all.
Ma Zhuangzhuang smiled obscenely, and the other palm of the big fan was held on the blade of the sword slightly, and the immortal weapon of extraordinary quality in the hand of the fairy sister was pinched, Ma Zhuangzhuang pinched the broken sword in his hand into a ball shape and still entered his mouth directly, and praised while refusing: "The baby of this heavenly court tastes good, is the little lady still there, come to the point, brother, I haven't eaten enough." β
The fairy sister's face changed drastically, she never expected to encounter such a pervert, and even the fairy sword could be eaten as a snack.
Miaoyin glanced at Ai Le, who was tied up like a zongzi, and shouted: "Ma Zhuangzhuang, the ninth princess, the one on the ground belongs to me, do it." After saying that, Miao Yin rushed like Ai Le.
Who would have thought that Ma Zhuangzhuang stretched out his hand to block Miaoyin's body and laughed: "Miaoyin, you old witch abacus is very good, you want the golden cicada I also want that, I heard that this thing not only tastes good, but also can live forever after eating, I want it." β
There are 10,000 grass and mud horses running wild in Ai Le's heart, you are the thing, you are the thing, your whole family is a thing, you are ugly, you are a dead pervert.
Miao Yin said with an angry face: "Ma Zhuangzhuang, we said that the ninth princess was the daughter, and I only need one person by her side." β
Ma Zhuang's strong and thick hand waved the dust in his hand, and the dust in his hand came to his hand, put it in his mouth, and bit it off with a "quack", and said vaguely: "The taste of your broken dust is much worse than the little lady's sword, you didn't say that the person next to this little lady is a golden cicada, okay, old witch, you better hurry up, otherwise I will eat you." β
Miao Yin said angrily: "Ma Zhuangzhuang, you don't talk about credit!" β
The smell of dust in Ma Zhuangzhuang's mouth was really not good, he still went to the ground and spit out several mouthfuls before he said, "What is credit?" Can you eat it? β
Miao Yin choked on these words, and said the word "you" when she got up.
Seeing this, the fairy sister immediately said, "Venerable Miaoyin has nothing to say to this demon in the demon realm. You and I join hands to take his head. Afterwards, you and I are one point at a loss. Whoever wins the golden cicada will belong to whomever it is. β
The fairy sister is not kind at all, nor is she naΓ―ve, as soon as she sees a crack in the other party's alliance, she immediately sow discord and make the other party turn against her.
Miao Yin gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you and I will kill this demon with our hands to eliminate harm for the people, so as to save him from harming the world." β
Ai Le is considered to be a person who has served the Buddha realm, and you two obviously want to kill people and oversell goods, but you say it so lofty. also eliminated harm for the people, I bah, it's too shameless.
As soon as Miao Yin's voice fell, he joined forces with the fairy sister to kill Ma Zhuangzhuang.
Ai Le gloated in his heart on the side: "Let's fight, it's good to beat people's heads into dogs' heads, and Lao Tzu can escape if they are all dead." β
The three of them immediately changed color of the sun and the moon, the wind was raging, and the fairy sister conjured a large number of swords to control these swords to attract Ma Zhuangzhuang's vital point, Miao Yin continued to chant the incomprehensible Buddha seal, and a golden light pierced Ma Zhuangzhuang.
Ma Zhuang didn't move, grinning there with a big mouth. Letting the sharp sword and golden light pierce his body, these things did not hurt him at all. The sound of metal clashing is constantly sounding, and it has a bit of a sense of rhythm.
The fairy sister and Miaoyin saw that their magical powers could not hurt Ma Zhuangzhuang, first glanced at each other, and then took out their killer weapon, the fairy sister Sakura's lips opened slightly, and a small sword flew from her mouth, no more than three inches long, a miniature sword, but as soon as this sword appeared, it immediately triggered thunder and lightning, and for a while the sword was surrounded by lightning and thunder.
The sword suddenly became bigger, and in the blink of an eye, a giant sword more than ten meters long appeared in the sky above Ma Zhuangzhuang, mixed with a thunderous head, and slashed at Ma Zhuangzhuang's head.
Miao Yin took out a small Buddha from the Qiankun bag, this little Buddha immediately emitted a golden light in the sky, making people dare not look directly, the little Buddha slowly flew towards Ma Zhuangzhuang, and when he was close to the front, he suddenly conjured up three heads and six arms, and the knife, fork and sword halberd smashed to Ma Zhuangzhuang's heart.
Ai Le was dumbfounded on the side, although he had greeted the Heavenly Court, the Buddha Realm, and the Demon Realm for a while, but he had never seen the immortals fight, today was the first time, and he had seen the thunder methods of the immortals.
Two treasures made it difficult for Ma Zhuangzhuang, in Ai Le's opinion, this is more auspicious, I thought he would die, who wants Ma Zhuangzhuang to laugh three times, the black mist around him flashed, and when the black mist dissipated, Ai Le almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
Hey, aren't you surnamed Ma? It should be a horse spirit, what's the matter with you becoming a manger? Fuck you don't say you're a manger! Elle complained frantically in his heart.
Ai Le guessed not wrong at all, Ma Zhuangzhuang is the horse trough essence, he was originally a horse trough dedicated to the Red Rabbit Horse, fell into the sea of king water by chance, experienced the corrosion of the king water for a hundred years and produced his own consciousness, and then he cultivated in the sea of king water, using the king water to refine his body, thousands of years later, he became the incorruptible body of King Kong, not to mention that the sword of the fairy family could not hurt him, even if he was still in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun for thousands of years, he would have nothing to do.
The giant sword roared and slashed at the manger, and the earth trembled with a huge metal roar, and the greatsword was popped out of a gap, but the manger was intact.
The sword, gun, sword and halberd in the hand of the Golden Buddha then slashed and smashed on the horse manger, the roar was louder, and the huge anti-shock force shook the Golden Buddha upside down, and the horse trough was still an egg.
The fairy sister spurted out a mouthful of blood again, and Miao Yin was no better than her, spurting blood again and again.
Another puff of black smoke rose, and the manger turned into a strong horse, and the thing rubbed his head with a few hairs, and smiled: "Do you accept it?" If you don't accept it, I'm itching that. β
Sister Fairy didn't expect this horse to be strong like this, her face changed drastically, she took a step back and looked at Ma Zhuangzhuang vigilantly.
Miaoyin looked at Ma Zhuang Zhang with a pale face and didn't say a word, it would be useless for her to say anything, her skills are not as good as others, either continue to work hard or turn around and run, desperately trying to end up with an egg and a stone, she is not reconciled.
Miao Yin glanced in the direction where Ai Le was out of the corner of her eye, and suddenly shouted, "Ninth Princess, we fought with him." β
The fairy sister nodded with a cold light in her eyes, and she looked like she wanted to fight hard with Ma Zhuangzhuang.
Miao Yin's mouth kept chattering, and the golden light around her body was sheng, and she just sacrificed the golden Buddha and flew upside down towards her, directly merging with him, making Miao Yin's skin leaking through the air turn golden.
The fairy sister also held the sword that had popped out of a gap, and recited the magic in her mouth, and she was determined to fight with Ma Zhuangzhuang.
Ma Zhuangzhuang laughed and said: "If you have any ability, I will take you away in a while, the little lady will take you away, I will take care of you, why don't you roast that golden cicada and eat it, it must taste very good." β
Ai Le scolded in his heart: "Good uncle, you are a manger, I will be the woman of your family." β
Miao Yin suddenly shouted, "Up." Then it turned into a golden light and rushed towards Ma Zhuangzhuang.
The fairy sister didn't move, at this time, the golden light turned in the air and rushed towards Ai Le, the fairy sister smiled coldly, and the sword in her hand waved, and the golden light was pumped like a ball towards Ma Zhuangzhuang.
The fairy sister picked up Ai Le and snorted coldly: "Miaoyin thief, you still want to calculate me." With these words, the fairy sister disappeared in place with Ai Le.
Miaoyin made an intimate contact with Ma Zhuangzhuang, and hit her so much that she spurted out three mouthfuls of blood, Ma Zhuangzhuang hugged Miaoyin and returned her, shouting in his mouth: "My old horse doesn't like you old witch, ugly, too ugly." β
Miaoyin was smashed, and just a little bit scolded: "You idiot, don't chase after you." β
Ma Zhuangzhuang scratched his head and said: "It's to chase, you have to chase, my mother-in-law ran away with a little white face, why can't you not chase?" β
Miaoyin was so angry that she spit out a mouthful of blood and said, "To the mother thief, what are you inking, don't chase it." β
On the other side, the fairy sister still took Ai Le to the ground as a rag, and fell so that Ai Le was full of meat and eight vegetarians, he really wanted to jump up and spank the little girl in front of him to the ground, what did the damn think of me? Rags or garbage?
As soon as the fairy sister put down Ai Le's body, she fell next to him, and her mouth was spurting blood again and again.
Elle began to make a "whine" sound again.
The fairy sister's face was pale and pale, and when she saw that he was about to speak, she quickly stretched out her hand to remove the rags from his mouth, and said weakly: "What do you want to say?" β
Ai Le put on a smile and said: "Save you, don't forget, I'm the director of the Gods and Demons Hospital, I can't fight or anything, it's still okay to treat the sick and save people, let me go quickly, otherwise you will die." β
The fairy sister looked at Ai Le with complicated eyes, and finally waved her hand and let go of Ai Le! (To be continued......)