"Xiaobao, don't be so loud, this batch of things is not simple. Among them are the statue of Venus, one of the three treasures of the world, the Mona Lisa oil painting and the stone sculpture of the Goddess of Victory. And guess which one it will be? ”

"It can't be the fat girl of the Mona Lisa!"

"Hey, you guessed it right, it's the Mona Lisa that is the Renaissance painter Leonardo? Reach? Fincher's painting of Lisa? Portrait of Jo Miyado. The French political axe keeps it in the Louvre Museum in Paris for public enjoyment. It's a big deal to be able to come to China this time. ”

"What are their three treasures, two statues, and one of them doesn't have an arm, and a fat girl, it's not beautiful to be so fat, I don't see anything good. I knew I wouldn't be coming. ”

After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he was about to turn around and go back to the office to rest, just at the moment when he just turned around.

One of them said in a colloquial Chinese that was not too revealing, "Which guy is insulting the famous painting "Mona Lisa"." ”

Li Tianbao looked back, and was stunned, it turned out that the person who spoke was actually a blonde foreigner, and this foreign beauty was too beautiful, especially with a proud figure, so that Li Tianbao had to look up.

"Why is this woman a little familiar, but I can't remember where I added it."

When the woman saw Li Tianbao, she was also slightly stunned, but quickly said, "You are the one who talked to Aiko Yamaguchi in Yuben?" ”

Li Tianbao suddenly realized that this girl was the European and American girl in Yamaguchi's car at that time, and Li Tianbao did not expect to see her in China.

Although the girl had a relationship with Li Tianbao, she was still a little angry just now because Li Tianbao's exit was not inferior, and said: "Why did you insult the "Mona Lisa" just now, it is one of the three treasures recognized in the world. ”

"Three treasures, which three treasures?" Li Tianbao said with a smile: "I only know the three treasures of Baoding, iron balls, pickles, and spring immortality." There are no other Three Jewels in China. ”

These words caused a burst of laughter among the Chinese experts present, and they were proud of Li Tianbao's direct outspokenness, but after all, this was a reception of foreign friends, so a leader walked up to Li Tianbao and said: "You are Li Tianbao, give them some face, don't embarrass me too much." ”

Sun Jian hurriedly went to Li Tianbao and said, "Xiaobao, this is Director Zhang. ”

"Hello Director Zhang, you are an old leader, I just need to say a few words." Li Tianbao came to the institute on the first day, of course, he had to leave a good impression, and the people here are all people with status, and they are all a bunch of old scholars, who are worthy of Li Tianbao's respect and learning.

After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he was about to turn around and go back to the office, but was stopped by the French girl and said, "Don't leave yet, you can't figure things out." ”

The girl has the intention of fighting Li Tianbao to the end, which makes Li Tianbao's surname about to be revealed......

"Make it clear, or you apologize!"

The words of the French female expert made Li Tianhe want to argue again, but how could Sun Jian next to him let him come by surname. hurriedly reminded him in a low voice, "Xiaobao, listen to my brother, I'm sorry, what is there to compete with a woman's family." ”

"I'm sorry, it seems that the master didn't learn this on the day he was born." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he walked towards the girl, as if he was going to fight with someone.

Director Zhang was also panicked when he saw this situation, and he didn't know what to do for a while, and muttered: "Living Ancestor, don't make a big deal out of me." ”

The girl saw Li Tianbao walking towards her with a fierce momentum, and her heart was also a little flustered, she had heard that all Chinese knew kung fu, could it be that this young Chinese man would show it to herself.

Li Tianbao walked up to the girl, looked up at her eyes, was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled and said: "I said that the Mona Lisa is a little fat, and it is really not as beautiful as you, is it wrong to say this?" ”

After hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Sun Jian next to him said in a low voice: "Good guy, you can freak out on us." ”

When the girl heard this, she couldn't help but burst out laughing, and it looked more than a grade more beautiful than the coldness he had just had.

"Since that's what you mean, then I won't bother with you for the time being."

It seems that women like to be praised by others for being beautiful, which is common all over the world, but Li Tianbao said it angrily at this time, thinking, "If it weren't for the institute, I would argue with you, where are the cultural relics that are really good, let my 5,000-year-old Chinese civilization history crush you stinky girl!" ”

Although Li Tianbao thought so in his heart, he still had a smile in his mouth, and said to the girl: "My name is Li Tianbao and I am a little intern researcher here, I don't know what your name is?" ”

"Lisa, the most well-known conservation study of the Louvre Museum in France."

"Hey, it's more bullish than yourself." Li Tianbao thought about it and said, "Half a month ago, you were in Yueben? ”

"Yes, I've been good friends with Miss Aiko Yamaguchi since we were kids, and I've also met Aiko's husband, and you look too much like him."

When Director Zhang heard this, the two chatted so familiarly, and hurriedly asked Li Tianbao, "Xiaobao, do you know Miss Lisa?" ”

"I had a relationship with each other in this book, a very beautiful French girl!"

When Director Zhang heard this, he almost suffocated to death, and thought, "This is like what our research people said, if people hear it, what can we do?" ”

Lisa frowned and said, "French, what is a?" ”

As soon as Li Tianbao heard it, he knew that Lisa must be an accepted orthodox Chinese, and he didn't know much about the unpopular language of 'Niang'er'.

"'Girl' means beauty, and the most beautiful beauty will be called 'girl'."

"You mean, I'm the best."

"That's right, you're the best girl." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he almost didn't laugh.

Director Zhang, who was beside him, hurriedly stepped forward to open the topic and said, "Let's go in and talk, and let the staff sort things out." ”

With that, Director Zhang invited Lisa into the living room of the research institute.

But this time, he didn't want Li Tianbao to follow, otherwise he wouldn't know what trouble he was going to make. Li Tianbao naturally saw what the director meant, so he stood in place and did not follow.

Lisa walked a few steps, looked back at Li Tianbao, and said to him, "With this, why are you standing there still." ”

Li Tianbao looked at the director and didn't speak, and hurriedly said, "Then I'm welcome." ”

As he spoke, Li Tianbao followed Lisa over, and deliberately swept Lisa's buttocks with his arm from time to time along the way. I can't help but wonder in my heart, "This European and American beauty has a lot of plump buttocks, I don't know if I can defeat the Asians if I wipe it." ”

Lisa didn't seem to notice Li Tianbao's behavior, but thought he was unintentional.

Saying that, a few people were invited to the living room, and a group of people with a lot of culture were sitting there, but Li Tianbao followed Lisa and sat next to her like no one. It is said that the French experts should sit on one side and the Chinese experts on the other side, but Li Tianbao obviously wants to study the differences between the subspecies and the European and American human bodies. So I didn't notice it next to Lisa.

At this time, a tall French man patted Li Tianbao on the shoulder and said, "You should be on the other side?" ”

"On the other side, I haven't finished researching it yet."

"Research, what are you studying?" Lisa also asked curiously.

"It's nothing, I'm just interested in your ...... and the perfume on your body, it's very unique." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he made a standard evil smile at Lisa.

The man was a little unhappy at this time, and said loudly: "Is this how you Chinese meet guests?" ”

The man actually escalated such a thing to the national level, Li Tianbao was naturally angry, and he said loudly: "When the Eight-Nation Alliance came to China, should I treat them like this, if that's the case, the gift I prepared for you will definitely be a headshot bullet." ”

The scene was a little chaotic at this time, Lisa obviously didn't want the situation to escalate, he said to the man: "If there are guests in China, so, Andrew, you can do it somewhere else, isn't there still a place there?" ”

"Look at the beautiful and generous Miss Lisa, looking at you, you are also worthy of telling me to be a guest." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he smiled at Lisa and said, "Yes, French girl." ”

Lisa responded with a generous smile, then shrugged at Andrew, who was so angry.

Obviously, Li Tianbao's powerful aura made the few Chinese experts who did it again not lose face, but they still sweated and thought, "Li Tianbao, little ancestor, don't compete." ”

At this time, Director Zhang said to Lisa: "Miss Lisa, can you take out the famous "Mona Lisa" first, let us have a look, we really want to see this pair of the world's three treasures." ”

Before Lisa could speak, Andrew, who was holding back his breath, said in a low voice, "A bunch of old hats, I don't know why they came to this kind of place." ”

"Your mother is forced, your mother is left with you, why do you let you speak Chinese." Of course, Li Tianbao just thought about it, but he didn't say it, because the conflict just now was big enough, and he couldn't really do anything with them.

"No problem, Andrew, give me the box you have with you."

"Before I open this great work, I would like to introduce this painting," Lisa said, standing up and taking the box, "The Mona Lisa is a masterpiece of portraiture with a great reputation. What does it stand for? Vinci's crowning artistic achievement was the successful portrayal of an urban propertied woman at a time of rising capitalism.

The figures in the painting sit elegantly, smile subtly, and the background is deep and vast, vividly exerting the painter's peculiar smoke-like 'unbounded gradient coloring' brushwork.

The painter strives to make the rich inner feelings of the characters and the beautiful appearance to achieve a clever combination, and for the key parts that express emotions such as the corners of the eyes and the lips in the portrait face, he also pays special attention to mastering the dialectical relationship between precision and subtlety, so as to achieve the realm of charm, so that the 'Mona Lisa's mysterious smile' has a mysterious and unpredictable rhyme, and the dream-like charming smile is called 'mysterious smile' by many art historians. (To be continued.) )