Chapter 45: The Chicken Thief
At night, the most immortal valley.
Three dark shadows stood outside Shigeru's courtyard.
"Hey, third child, your trick doesn't work! Big brother, how long are we going to sleep outside? This is our cave! A gruff voice said.
"Big brother, what the second brother said is reasonable! This place is ours! They have lived in vain for these days, and they dare to steal our food! A shrill male voice echoed his second brother.
"You know what? Have you forgotten what your master said? More is better than less, they can live, and we can't let them know that we exist. The person who was called the eldest brother by the two said solemnly.
"Oh." The two of them were unwilling to respond, and disappeared into the night with their eldest brother......
If someone is playing a prank and spoiling her cooking, Mao can still tolerate it, but recently this prank has continued to escalate, and the "poultry" she has artificially raised has been lost one after another, and she counted them, and she has lost five. She was almost certain to have done it from the same group, so don't let her get caught, or else...... Hum!
Wu Nian looks at her face every day, and he will move away with interest, this is a thunder, so he shouldn't step on it.
However, a certain Lei gave him an inexplicable task today - pretending to sleepwalk.
Wu Nian wondered: "Why sleepwalking?" ”
Mao still has a cold face,
――If you want to continue to eat food mixed with clods of dirt and bird droppings, you can refuse.
"Uh, oh......" Wu Nian was choked and glanced at her out of the corner of his eye, okay, just pretend, threaten him with food, it's really unfairy.
There is no wind or moon in the autumn night, and the valley is quiet as if everything has fallen asleep, and everything is silent. And the sleepless man is waiting for an opportunity......
Two shadowy figures from far and near, walking towards Shigeru's cave.
"Second brother, can we really get rid of them like this? I've been scared when I saw chickens since I was a child, or forget it, let my eldest brother know, and we'll die. The shrill male voice was slightly nervous.
"If you're scared, go back to the woods! Coward! The person called the second brother reprimanded in a low voice.
"Don't! Second brother, it's too cold outside, I don't want to freeze to death. ”
"Then stop talking nonsense, get them away, and we'll have a place to live."
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Mao and Wunian squatted at the entrance of the cave, vigilantly watching everything in the courtyard, she couldn't be sure what the chicken thief was, so she didn't dare to act rashly. If it was a fierce beast, she would have done it, after all, defeating a fierce beast was not an easy job, not to mention that she couldn't let Wu Nian risk it alone. If it's anything else...... Then don't blame her for being ruthless!
When a certain two people tiptoed into Amao's courtyard, Amao was stupid, and Wunian was stupid.
What are these two? Is it human? Why...... So short?
The idea of wanting Wu Nian to pretend to be sleepwalking was completely denied by Ah Mao, these two are some kind of little demons with low mana, she can still deal with it alone.
I saw a silver light flash from her fingertips, and the two in the dark immediately froze in place.
"Shigeru, how did you just get it? That's amazing! Wu Nian was a little excited, it was the first time he had seen Ah Mao use the immortal method, and he had also become interested in cultivating immortals for the first time.
Ignoring the exclamation that he had never seen the world, Mao lit the torch and walked over to find out.
As Shigeru's torches got closer and closer to the two who stole the chickens, their faces became clearer.
"You ...... Is it a human or a demon? Why steal chickens? Wu Nian stepped forward in a few steps and looked at the two men in front of him who were as short and fat as buckets.
Shigeru thought that if it hadn't annoyed her that they had stolen the chicken, she would have laughed out loud by now. Because these two guys are really ...... It's hilarious. The height of these two people is only as high as her waist, and the standard five-short figure can be comparable to the old moon.
Ah Mao frowned in disgust, their fox clan loves beauty the most, if they look like this, eighty percent of them will be thrown into the Lishui River as something ominous and drowned.
"Second brother! This stinky boy dares to say that we are demons! The fat man in purple said to the fat man in yellow next to him.
The fat man in yellow ignored him, and now that they were here, he was very annoyed, and immediately yelled at Ah Mao, "Dead woman! How dare you use the Immortal Condensation Technique on us! Who are you? ”
The Immortal Condensation Technique is a relatively low-level immortal technique, and although Ah Mao is only slightly superficial, it is more than enough to deal with these small characters. There are not a few people in the demon world who are familiar with this technique, but it is different from the fairy world in terms of name, and they call this kind of magic the demon spell.
Just hearing the words of the fat man in yellow, Ah Mao's eyes flashed, they knew the Immortal Condensation Technique?
Are they immortals? Is it the same as the sin that she has been punished for? Looking at the conversation between the two of them, is there still a big brother? Is this going to form a group to provoke her?
She couldn't speak, and immediately glanced at Wu Nian, Wu Nian understood, and stepped forward and asked, "You are not demons, are you immortals?" I've never seen a fairy stealing a chicken or a dog! ”
"You! You don't have much blood! We're not uncommon with your broken chicken! The fat man in purple said hurriedly.
"We haven't touched any of your chickens, our three immortals are bright and fair, if you want to kill them, you will kill them, and you will not be disrespectful!" The fat man in yellow was furious, but he couldn't move his body, otherwise he would have stepped forward to fight with the dead woman in front of him!
"Three fresh? Are you sure you're the three fresh? Wu Nian tried his best to hold back a smile.
"Of course we are the Three Immortals! You'd better let us go, or our big brother won't spare you." The fat man in purple was triumphant, and the fat on his face shook off as he spoke.
The corners of Mao's eyes twitched slightly, and the ground was three fresh? Isn't that eggplant, potatoes and green peppers? She suddenly thought of the vegetable field in the back mountain, where these three vegetables seemed to be grown.
She looked carefully at the two fat men in front of her, the one in purple should be an eggplant, and the one in yellow should be a potato?
Eldest brother...... It can't be a fat man in green. =。 =
Xu is the life of the valley, and she wants to see what their eldest brother is like more and more.
Under the instructions of Ah Mao, Wu Nian carried the two to the stone room, after all, the wind was cold in this valley, and if they froze to death, things would be troublesome. Besides, the two of them are not big traitors, but thieves who steal a few chickens, and their crimes are not to death.
Sleepless all night, Ah Mao sat at the entrance of the cave, waiting for the so-called "big brother" to appear, whether her chickens could be retrieved, this "big brother green pepper" is definitely a key!
Autumn is getting stronger, the morning dew is slightly cold, the sky is getting brighter and late, there is a faint sound of two fat men snoring without beauty in the cave, and the sleep-deprived Wunian still sleeps on the stone bed like a nobleman, without the slightest sign of being woken up.
The drowsy Mao was awakened by the stupid cry in the chicken pen, but when he opened his eyes, he almost screamed. She's been cast Immortal Condensation, or...... Enchantment......
"Immortal friends' immortal condensation technique is good, but it's a pity that it can only condense my two younger brothers." The voice came from behind her, like a bright moon and a breeze, falling on the jade plate, but it made Mao frown.