Chen Jinyuan sorted out his somewhat chaotic thoughts, and began to speak with a wicked smile on his face: [By the way, one day the teacher called Xiao Ming to the office and said to Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming...... Do you have a brother? ”

Xiao Ming suddenly looked under his crotch......

Then he frowned pitifully and said to the teacher, "Teacher...... I can't kiss it! ”】

"Hahaha......"

There was a burst of laughter in the car, and everyone, including the driver, laughed, because the car was relatively quiet, Chen Jinyuan wanted to make the two girls in the back seat hear clearly, so the sound was a little loud, and everyone in the car heard it.

Chen Jinyuan didn't expect one of his jokes to cause such a big repercussion, and when he turned his head, Huang Xueyao and the girls were looking at him and the people laughing in the car with puzzled expressions, as if they didn't know what everyone was laughing at. And Zhao Xiaoman on the side twitched his pretty face, and forcibly held back his laughter, several junior sisters are on the mountain all the year round, simple-minded, and can't understand what Chen Jinyuan is talking about, but Zhao Xiaoman often sneaks down the mountain, and knows more than a few sisters, so he naturally knows that the obscure jokes told by Chen Jinyuan are there, and he almost can't help laughing. Biting his lower lip hard, he secretly took a sip, and secretly scolded Chen Jinyuan for playing hooligan, and even telling a joke to his simple little sister.

Isn't it fierce enough to be powerful?

Chen Jinyuan was a little puzzled.

"What? It's not funny at all! I don't know what you're laughing at, so let's talk about it again! Shu Xin patted Chen Jinyuan on the back and complained.

It seems that I have met a master! I didn't expect these girls to laugh quite high, and it seemed that they had to be fierce.

So Chen Jinyuan started to talk again after another search. Originally, there were a few dozing passengers in the carriage, but they were also dozing at all at this time, and they all pricked up their ears, waiting for Chen Jinyuan's more energetic jokes. The carriage was silent again.

[It is said that one day the eight-year-old Xiao Ming went to the Chengren supplies store to buy a set, and the salesman was very surprised to take one for him, Xiao Ming said: "This is too small, is there a bigger one?" ”

The salesperson was very surprised and asked, "What are you going to do, kid?" ”

Xiao Ming said: "On Children's Day, every class in the school has to perform a show, and every student in our class has a role to play, but I don't, and then I ran to ask the teacher what I played? The teacher said, 'Are you still acting?' You play a xx (the reader himself guesses and understands!! ”】

After Chen Jinyuan's joke was finished, the car body suddenly shook, and it turned out that the driver almost didn't hold the steering wheel after listening to Chen Jinyuan's joke, and the car almost hit the fence on the side of the road. There was another wild laugh in the carriage, and everyone leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and their stomachs cramped.

Talent!

The passengers in the car laughed wildly and praised in their hearts.

Zhao Xiaoman, who was sitting alone on the side, finally couldn't hold back his tight pretty face, and laughed recklessly on the back of the front seat. It seems that Chen Jinyuan's little joke gave her a great impact.

Zhao Xiaoman was angry with Chen Jinyuan because of the embarrassment he encountered in the car just now, so he didn't like anything when he saw Chen Jinyuan get into the car just now, and he didn't give him a good look. Seeing that a group of sisters of their own actually took the initiative to run to talk to Chen Jinyuan, didn't they want to embarrass themselves? So I was even more disgusted with Chen Jinyuan in my heart. But at this moment, after listening to Chen Jinyuan's jokes, he couldn't help but laugh regardless of whether he was disgusted or not.

It was the first time for Chen Jinyuan to tell this kind of joke to a group of little girls on an occasion with so many people, and he felt a trace of pleasure in his heart for some reason at this time. Being able to amuse so many people is enough to prove his talent for humor.

Just when Chen Jinyuan was a little complacent in his heart, he found that he didn't hear the laughter of the third girl, and turned his head to look again, but saw that the third girl was still the same as just now, looking at himself in a daze, there was no smile on his face, and from time to time he looked at the people who were laughing wildly and looked at Chen Jinyuan, but the doubts contained in his eyes were even better.

Chen Jinyuan suddenly had a feeling of being completely defeated, and what he said was the best joke that made his sister blush, pursed her lips and snickered, but now looking at this situation, the third daughter is not to mention that her face is red, this is not changing her face, if you don't even laugh at this, you really have no tricks.

"Brother Jin Yuan, what are they laughing at! I laughed so happily, even my sister laughed, why didn't I think it was funny? What is a set? Huang Xueyao asked suspiciously, after talking all the way, the relationship between Chen Jinyuan and the third daughter became closer and closer, and the brother and sister screamed.

"That's right! That's right! Brother Jin Yuan! What is a set? Bai Yu and Shu Xin also nodded with deep sympathy.

"Poof......" Chen Jinyuan, who was about to drink saliva to moisten his throat, couldn't help but squirt. Suddenly there was an urge to vomit blood, and now I came back to my senses, mother, I thought I had met a master, and I felt that I had bothered to talk about it here for a long time, and I was playing the piano to the cow! I'm dizzy! These girls jumped out of the crack in the stone, so innocent. I can't help but feel a little ashamed in my heart, I was committing a crime just now!

Everyone in the car listened to the third girl's question, and they laughed even more forgetful, waiting to hear how Chen Jinyuan answered. Zhao Xiaoman, who was on the side, also didn't expect his little sisters to ask such a question, and his pretty face suddenly turned red to the root of his ears. Fortunately, she buried her head under her arms, and everyone couldn't see it, otherwise Chen Jinyuan would have been able to enjoy the spectacular sight of her sister's red face.

Chen Jinyuan was also extremely embarrassed at this time, and he didn't think that the third girl would give herself such a problem in front of so many people. I secretly regretted in my heart that I really shouldn't have told them such a joke, and now I was cocooned. Looking at the innocent expression on the third girl's face, Chen Jinyuan was a little speechless, and quickly thought about how to answer.

"Well...... This one...... Sets...... It is...... It's the men who use it to ...... to protect their brothers...... Let him...... Let him not cause trouble for himself......" Chen Jinyuan finally came up with an answer that he thought was reasonable.

"Hahahaha......"

Another burst of laughter.

"What! What's so funny about that! The three girls said in unison.

Chen Jinyuan secretly wiped a handful of sweat, and warned himself in his heart not to tell jokes to his little sister in the future, what did he say on the Internet, "As soon as the joke comes out, the beautiful sister will automatically **!" "It's all a lie.

After a long time, the car finally slowly regained its calm, looking at the people in the car, some rubbing their belly that hurt from laughter, some rubbing their stiff faces with their hands, and some took out tissues to wipe the tears from the corners of their eyes. From time to time, he turned around to look at Chen Jinyuan and the others sitting in the back of the car, and then seemed to remember something, and quickly turned his head and couldn't help but snort and laugh.

Zhao Xiaoman also held back his smile, slowly raised his head, his face still retained a trace of redness, there were tears in his eyes, his little hands rubbed his stomach that was a little sore from laughter, and he glanced in the direction of Chen Jinyuan with some resentment.

This scene happened to be seen by Chen Jinyuan.

Depend on! Is this teasing me? How could it be such a look. Chen Jinyuan thought a little badly.

This girl is really interesting, just now it was as if she owed her twenty-five or eighty-thousand, and now she looks at herself with this kind of affectionate (Chen Jinyuan's own understanding) eyes. It's really a girl's mind, don't guess!

"Brother Jin Yuan! Let's talk about one more, what I just said is not funny at all! Huang Xueyao shook Chen Jinyuan's arm again, and said delicately.

"That's right! Brother Jin Yuan, you said you were going to make us laugh. ”

"Ahh Still talking? When Chen Jinyuan heard that the third daughter was going to tell her own jokes, he suddenly felt like crying without tears. If I had a choice, I would rather tell a joke to the cow, and maybe it would make the cow laugh.

The two small paragraphs he just made the driver almost crash into the railing on the side of the road, if you talk about it again, Chen Jinyuan is really afraid of causing a car accident, and it is not interesting to talk about the piano. So in the face of life safety and the demand for beautiful women, Chen Jinyuan wisely chose the former.

"Uh...... Good sister! Spare me! I'm really gone! Chen Jinyuan said with a bitter face.

"No! You can't be untrustworthy! The women said in unison.

I'll drop a day! How could I do such a thing! Chen Jinyuan suddenly felt sad, and his big face became an embarrassing word.

"Passengers and friends, the Cidu County Passenger Station is about to arrive, passengers who get off the train, please be ready!" The flight attendant's voice sounded at this critical time, and Chen Jinyuan at this moment actually felt that the voice of the flight attendant's aunt was like heaven, and it was really timely! The furrowed brow suddenly relaxed.

So soon! The company of beautiful women really does not feel that the passage of time once again proves the correct surname of Einstein's theory of relativity.

The car slowly drove into the porcelain capital station, the car will stop at the station for a short time, and then drive to Emei after twenty minutes, Chen Jinyuan just got off here, and then transferred to the county to the township car. When I arrived in the township, I had to walk for more than half an hour to get home.

Chen Jinyuan tidied up his clothes and got out of the car under the reluctant eyes of the women and everyone in the car, why did everyone in the car reluctantly, because the jokes told by Chen Jinyuan brought a lot of laughter to everyone, and they all felt that this was an interesting young man.

Remembering that when he got out of the car just now, he finally mustered up the courage to ask the third girl for a phone number, and the third girl actually asked herself what a mobile phone was, Chen Jinyuan was suddenly messy, if it weren't for the fact that these girls looked exquisite and lovely, and the clothes were fashionable, he really thought that the third girl was a primitive native in that mountain.

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