Chapter 34: Everyone is an Oscar
Chapter 34: Everyone is an Oscar
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Wen Muxue came in a hurry, half an hour ago she was still fighting with another group of people playing street dance in the downtown square, and when people on both sides were too tired to pause the fight and decide to fight again on another day, she saw Tang Siqing's WeChat message.
For today's fighting dance, Wen Muxue is very thoughtful, and even the treasured 'battle robe' is put on, this is a tailor-made leather jacket and leather pants, in order to wear it comfortably in this cold and windy weather, the inner layer of cotton and fleece is a trivial matter, the most important thing is that it must look punk enough! Metal bubble nails are a must, belts with more than three pants are also necessary, and a collar with bubble nails is still a must.
In order to match this robe, she also deliberately went to a stylist to design a look, the punk style is certain, big black eyeshadow, red lips that are dripping blood, a cockscomb-like hairstyle, how to look at it reveals a sense of rebellion.
Fortunately, when Tang Siqing first met Wen Muxue, she also had this style, and it was not difficult to accept, but fortunately Wen Muxue didn't have any lip rings and nose rings on her face, she really couldn't stand that.
When kissing, it's uncomfortable enough to touch the makeup on the other person's face, but if you touch the cold metal, it feels terrible to think about it.
Wen Muxue doesn't care so much, someone wants to soak his own girl, this is the most heinous crime. It's not polite to enter the box at all, Wu Liang is an acquaintance anyway, and in Guicheng, except for her father Wenzheng, who doesn't give her a little face?
She arched Wu Liang away without saying anything, and explained to him as if she had instructed her subordinates: "Go and go, help me find clean dishes and chopsticks." ”
Wu Liang went crying and laughing.
"You're really good, just pretend, why do you still call me over." Wen Muxue waited for the bowl and chopsticks, hugged Tang Siqing and whispered, "Are you afraid that I will be jealous?" ”
"Hey, Xiaoxue, stay away from me, we're too close now for people to misunderstand."
"What are you afraid of, except for the girls I have been told, few of them know that I have a problem with my sexual orientation, and I don't go around publicizing it. When two men are intimate, they will be regarded as a base, and two women will automatically be regarded as best friends when they are intimate, Wu Liang will not know, don't worry. ”
"If Wu Liang doesn't know, I have to rest assured, let him know how good it is to let him die."
"Hehe, no, no, no, it's fun. I only know Wu Liang, who knows if he has a big mouth to help me advertise. ”
When the two were laughing, Wu Liang came with clean dishes and chopsticks, and he didn't forget to clean up the set he used, anyway, there were many places, so he just found a vacant seat and was about to sit down, but Wen Muxue spoke again: "Oh, Assistant Wu, you can't let me eat leftovers, right?" Go and go, just let the kitchen serve a few more dishes, and bring up the rice by the way. ”
That's called a gas swallowing mountains and rivers, no matter who you are at the table, you will not let go if you catch Wu Liang. Wu Liang had to support Miss Yang, Miss Liyang beat her up and messed with her Wen Muxue, Wu Liang couldn't keep it, so he could only leave the table again.
The people of the Wu family were a little overwhelmed, and they didn't know which of the third aunts or the six women spoke: "Siqing, this young lady is ......"
Good guy, a title with a name immediately strengthened the relationship, and it felt like Tang Siqing was their Wu family, and Wen Muxue was an outsider. Tang Siqing would buy this account, and said with a smile: "This is my good friend and best friend, her name is Wen Muxue, just call her Xiaoxue." ”
"Don't, everyone is not familiar with each other, so forget the nickname. Well, it's better to call me Miss Wen. Wen Muxue pursed her lips, not giving Tang Siqing face on the surface, but giving the Wu family a dismount.
Mother Wu was immediately unhappy: "Okay, Miss Wen, right?" Today is my Wu family's family banquet, it's not appropriate for you to bring in a foreign ginseng, right? ”
"Huh? Sister Qing, are you from their Wu family? ”
Tang Siqing pretended to smile bitterly and shook his head.
Wen Muxue spread her hands proudly: "Look, anyway, there are already outsiders who participate in the cooperation, and there are not many more than me." ”
At this time, Tang Siqing was a little uncomfortable, and said embarrassedly: "That, Xiaoxue, you are not the only one." My brother made an appointment to go shopping with us tonight, and he will have to come over later. ”
"Brother is coming too? It's okay, why don't you just add a piece of chopsticks? Little things, little things. ”
When Wu's mother was so angry that she was about to jump to her feet, Wu Liang just walked back, and the firepower turned to him: "Ah Liang, what's the matter with this Miss Wen?" Today is the family banquet of our old Wu family, what do you mean when she comes? ”
"Huh?" Wu Liang, who didn't hear the private words of the two women in front of him, and Wu Liang, who was simply not present in the back, was a little confused, and said, "Didn't Siqing introduce you to you?" This Miss Wen is the daughter of Wen Zheng, the mayor of Guicheng, and she is a good friend of the eldest lady of the group, and she has a good relationship with me, and she happens to be Siqing's best friend, so there is nothing wrong with coming over for a meal, right? ”
"Ahh Wu's mother was shocked, and she couldn't speak.
It's not that people are snobbish, but Wen Muxue's identity is there, even if you don't stutter, you can't offend, right? But as an elder, I can't talk about bowing my head to a young girl who is obviously not serious, and I can't go around and around, but there is actually something to do with it, although the identity of my own son seems to be lowered.
"Poof! Oh, hehehehehe...... "Seeing that Mother Wu, who was still burning in front of her, suddenly was choked by her neck and seemed to be dumbfounded, Wen Muxue couldn't help laughing, so she pretended to be generous, "It's okay, it's okay, it's all related, I'm not right to count me uninvited, or should I go somewhere else to eat?" ”
How can this let her go, isn't it a slap in the face? Wu Liang hurriedly stopped: "What's the matter, I ordered all the dishes, it's a pity to waste it if you leave." ”
Over there, Tang Siqing also came out to be a peacemaker: "This matter is ...... Hey, really. Blame me, blame me, it's me who didn't introduce Xiaoxue clearly. Well, it's so familiar, I always forget Xiaoxue's identity. ”
It makes no sense to blame anyone, the Wu family knows Wen Muxue's identity, and they have to welcome it in the spirit of not offending people. After a while, the old dishes were removed and the new dishes were put on, Wen Muxue feasted happily and did not forget to quietly give Tang Siqing a thumbs up: You are amazing, you deliberately did not make my identity clear to embarrass the Wu family, right? What are you pretending to be innocent?
In that case, it was impossible for Wu Liang not to introduce Wen Muxue, Tang Siqing pretended to be stupid, and Wen Muxue was happy to cooperate with her to pretend, anyway, the Wu family's behavior of getting to the bottom of the matter could not be carried out when the mayor's daughter was present.
That's enough, Tang Siqing promised Wu Liang to act in a play, the attitude given by the Wu family is positive, but this doesn't mean that she can accept it. It's not good to deceive your family, Wu Liang's approach itself is problematic, and this kid's attitude is not as simple as acting in a play, you want to settle down easily, but it's not her Tang Siqing's family who is deceived, she doesn't care so much about you.
Haven't seen a pig run or eaten pork? It's impossible to just walk away! I don't know how many times I've acted on TV, at first I deceived and then turned positive, and when I met with the other party's elders, I was interrogated endlessly, and I was not greasy! She just wants to flash as soon as possible after showing her face, anyway, pretending to be this kind of thing can be done in a few words, how to explain it is Wu Liang's own business.
Besides, she still has to maintain a relationship with Wen Muxue, at least she has to prove that she really doesn't like men, right? Everyone is so familiar that they don't know what it has become, and they can't explain it clearly. simply kill two birds with one stone, and directly call Wen Muxue to come to the scene, neither misunderstanding nor explaining too much, and leaving as soon as possible.
Hey, in order to achieve the goal, Tang Siqing even called Tang Sibin, double insurance, but why hasn't the person arrived yet?
Wen Muxue swallowed mountains and rivers at the dinner table with a big grin, and the people around him were afraid that only Tang Siqing could laugh. Wu Liang took the initiative enough, and came to Tang Siqing's side while pouring tea for everyone, and whispered: "Is this your performance strong enough?" You can do it. ”
"It's almost time." Tang Siqing also responded in a low voice, "Don't talk about me, you're good enough." I knew everything just now, but I just pretended not to know. Your goal has almost been achieved by now after this meal, and my brother will arrive in a while, and we will all go back to our respective homes to finish our work, okay? ”
"There's no rush. Don't look at my mother who is not happy now, she has to be happy when she looks back. Miss Wen's identity means that the status of the people you have befriended is not low, maybe they are more satisfied with you. ”
"No, it's better if they're not satisfied."
"Why did they ask me to find another one, so what's the point of this meal?"
The two whispered a few words, and Wen Muxue next to him was not happy, put down his chopsticks and pointed to the cup in front of him: "Assistant Wu, add me some tea." ”
Wu Liang could only walk away and continue to pour tea, Wen Muxue glanced at Tang Siqing dissatisfiedly, and her jealous eyes made Tang Siqing happy.
"Didn't you just say that our brother would come too? When will it arrive? It just so happens that I haven't bought new clothes for a long time, so I'll go together. ”
"It's almost there, don't worry."
While the two were talking, the door of the box was pushed open again, and Tang Sibin poked his head and muttered: "I'll go, so many people?" ”
Wen Muxue's eyes lit up: "Brother, you are here, where are you going?" I've been waiting for you for a long time, eh...... I understand, I understand! ”
You know what a! Tang Sibin shouted in his heart, but on the surface, he had to make a good appearance to greet her: "Second sister, you are also there." What about my sister? Oh, sister, I'm here. Why did you tell me to come here to find you, didn't you say that you would wait at the fountain in the square? ”
Tang Sibin walked towards Tang Siqing without regard for his words, and Yu Zhiyan behind him stared at Wen Muxue coldly: "Sister Xue, your makeup today is not ordinary ugly!" ”
Wen Muxue was furious: "I'm a punk!" Does Punk understand? ”
"I don't understand, anyway, I feel very uncomfortable looking at your panda-like eyeshadow."
"I don't care if you're comfortable or not! The little lady just thinks it's very cool. ”
On the other side, Tang Siqing greeted Tang Sibin: "Have you eaten?" If you don't have anything to eat, just eat it here. ”
"After eating, after eating, I said that I would go shopping together, and I would eat before I came out."
"It's going well with Yu Zhiyan, this can be brought out for a date. Ay? I'm not going to bother you two. ”
Tang Sibin's head was full of black lines: "You think too much, don't you mean...... Sister Xue will also be there, she happens to be quite idle, so let's just come and play with you. ”
"Well, it's okay, our Xingui company hasn't had an event yet, you can call Zhang Xiao to see if he is free, let's get together tonight."
"Do you think he's going to come out?"
"Uh...... Also. ”
A group of young people chattered energetically, and the scene was extremely chaotic for a while, and no one in the Wu family could speak except for looking at each other.
The most speechless was Wu Liang, who was about to lower his head into his crotch. Now he only has great regrets, how can he find a woman who has no idea about himself to play for his family? He didn't believe that the group of people who came didn't know anything, and they all clearly wanted to help Tang Siqing end the banquet in advance, and they acted like the real thing.
You're all running for Oscar, how can I explain it to my family? Wu Liang was entangled.