Chapter Twenty-Six: Strange Blossoms

And what makes Li Xiaoyao even more headache is the strange specialties in those resumes. He found that every time he screened a few normal resumes, there would inevitably be strange specialties on one resume. The child called this phenomenon the "Strange Law"

However, these features are unique, so you can't use "keyword filtering" to speed up work efficiency.

What makes Li Xiaoyao even more speechless is that these strange specialties can always make him laugh. For example......

Fourth resume.

[Name: Xiao Xia Hexagram]

[Specialty: Pickled Girl]

[Achievements related to specialties: Seventeen girls were dating at the same time.] 】

[I think I can contribute to the Xiaoyao faction: I can use the beautiful man trick to seduce the fairies of other sects, and then trick them into being undercover agents of the Xiaoyao faction. 】

Xiao Tong: "My lord, this kind of specialty... Do you want it?"

Li Xiaoyao shook his head helplessly, scumbags are not welcome even in the spirit world.

......

Eleventh resume.

[Name: Yao Chengcai]

[Specialty: Multi-purpose]

[Achievements related to specialties: once finished a 5,000-word truancy check while watching a whole movie; once ate instant noodles while playing Monster Hunter while defecating in the toilet; once read a novel offstage while listening to a teacher's lecture......]

[I think I can contribute to the Easy Sect: Is there a spell like fighting left and right, I must learn it the fastest!]

Li Xiaoyao: "...... Delete your resume. ”

......

Twenty-third curriculum vitae.

[Name: Shi Dexuan]

[Specialty: Extremely capable of liver]

[Achievement related to the specialty: The highest record for playing the game is 78.5 consecutive hours, and I haven't eaten in between.] 】

[I think I can contribute to the Xiaoyao faction: I am a brick of Xiaoyao, where I need to move!]

Li Xiaoyao shook his head helplessly.

......

Sixty-ninth curriculum vitae.

[Name: Ji Congliang]

[Specialty: Selfie Master]

[Achievements related to specialties: Selfies can be taken for 200 consecutive poses without duplication.] 】

[Think of yourself as a contribution to the Loose Pie: If I learn to fly Edgeworth, I can break the world record by doing a thousand poses in a row in the air!]

Li Xiaoyao's face was full of black lines.

......

562 resumes.

[Name: Ruan Shanshan]

[Specialty: large amount of wine, first-class wine]

[Achievements related to specialties: I have never been drunk, and after drinking a case of beer, I can perfectly imitate comedians such as Xiao Shenyang, Zhao Si, Song Xiaobao, and Yue Yunpeng. 】

[Think that you can contribute to the Xiaoyao faction: leave all the sect entertainment after the Xiaoyao faction to me!]

When Li Xiaoyao saw this resume, he also repeatedly confirmed the gender of the owner of the resume.

Well, that's right, it's a woman.

......

One thousand seven hundred and ninety-six resumes.

[Name: Luo Tiren]

[Specialty: Twenty dialects, driving in any road conditions can be proficient in drifting, freestyle basketball, rap, singing and dancing, street dance. 】

[Achievements related to specialties: I once chatted with a Northeast man on the train, two Fulan people, and four Sang Haiyin; I once participated in the regional selection of "idol trainees", and I was so talented that I was jealous of my mentor, so I didn't make the cut; I once tried to dance street dance while driving a tractor. 】

[I think I can contribute to the Xiaoyao faction: If the Xiaoyao faction sets up a cultural entertainment hall, then I must be the first choice of the hall master!]

Li Xiaoyao had nothing to say when he saw this, and with just one look from him, Xiao Tong quickly eliminated his resume.

......

4,637 resumes.

[Name: Liu Chan]

[Specialty: Game ability MAX, no matter how hardcore the game is, you can pass the customs perfectly.] 】

[Achievements related to specialties: Play Fruit Ninja 2000 points +, perverted version of Super Mario undead clearance!]

[I think I can contribute to the Easy Pie: If I encounter a game secret realm, treasure chest level and other modes that need to be explored, I am definitely NO.1]

Eliminate!

......

17,968 resumes.

[Name: Qin Shousheng]

[Specialty: Wen can raise the pen to settle the world, Wu can go on the horse to set the world, the sun and the moon rotate, time does not wait. 】

[Achievements related to specialties: kindergarten class president, elementary school study committee, junior high school class president, high school mutual aid association president, university student council president. 】

[Think of the contribution I can make to the Carefree Faction: It's definitely a waste that I don't be the head of your Easy-Spirited Sect.] 】

Eliminate!

......

197,364 resumes.

[Name: Yue Jing]

[Specialty: The chosen son, koi carp. 】

[Achievements related to specialties: When I was born, my family was rural, and the hukou was not good, and when my mother was worried, I found that the aunt who gave birth to the child with the delivery room was in charge of the hukou, so my hukou was implemented very simply. When I was in elementary school to buy drinks, I was 100% "one more bottle", and three yuan could be drunk for a year. During the high school entrance examination, he stepped on the line and entered the key high school in the province. During the college entrance examination, the score was only 30 points higher than the first line, but because Jinghua University was cut off in the province, he was successfully admitted to Jinghua University with a score of nearly 200 points lower than that of previous years. After work, it is normal to watch live broadcasts and draw a card to win a grand prize of 10,000 yuan, and the maximum amount of Alipay Huahua card has not been used up so far. There are so many things about my luck that I can't say enough for three days and three nights. 】

[Think of the contribution I can make to the Loose Sect: Maybe as long as I sit in the Loose Sect, I may be able to revitalize the Loose Sect.] 】

Another wonder!

Xiao Tong was about to eliminate this resume by inertia, but was stopped by Li Xiaoyao.

Li Xiaoyao: "This TM is a peerless melon talent!"

He decisively left this resume, because Li Xiaoyao knew that there was indeed luck in the dark.

Regardless of whether this Guapi's resume is true or not, Li Xiaoyao is willing to give it a try.

......

3,876,121 resumes.

[Name: Rao Xueran]

[Specialty: There is no other specialty, just beautiful (earth-shattering kind)]

[Achievements related to specialties: When I was seven years old, a little boy crashed into a tree because he looked at me; when I was in elementary school, boys in the same class fought in a group for a place at the same table with me; when I was in middle school, the male teacher always looked at me in our class; when I was in college, I had to wear a mask and a hat when I went out, otherwise it would be easy to cause a commotion. 】

[Think of your contribution to the Getaways: The Movers need a vase like me.] 】

Li Xiaoyao also left this resume, and what he said to Xiao Tong was to raise the overall appearance of the Xiaoyao faction.

And definitely not interested in her earth-shattering beauty.

.......

Except for a very small number of strange specialties that can be left, most of the wonderful specialties were directly eliminated by Li Xiaoyao.

In the process of screening, although they encountered a lot of such wonders, but more of them were those who had a positive significance for the revival of the Loose School!

Those melon talents are Li Xiaoyao's main target this time.