Chapter 12: Old Bangzi!

"It can be solved!" Considering the many possibilities, Shangguan Nengren felt that it was very likely, and nodded heavily: "If there is no big accident, seven points certain!" ”

"Seven points sure?" Chen Manyun was a little surprised, he could be seven points sure, that was quite a probability, Chen Manyun felt that he underestimated the feelings of those girls for Shangguan.

smiled and said: "It's not a small grasp!" It seems that those girls really like you, tell me, who are they? ”

This question made Shangguan Nengren very embarrassed: I can't say that it is your little girl Ranran! You still spit on me.

Seeing that Shangguan was scratching his head and was silent, Chen Manyun smiled: "Forget it, Aunt won't ask about **." ”

After a pause, a trace of confusion suddenly flashed in Chen Manyun's eyes: "Auntie is the director of education, but she teaches you how to have three wives and four concubines, isn't it too discordant?" ”

"Uh......"

Isn't it! The director of the Education Bureau, who is in charge of the overall situation of education in the city, is now teaching the competent people how to have three wives and four concubines.

"Forget it, it's okay if you don't spread it anyway, the director of education also needs a private space." Chen Manyun could see it, gently brushed the hair around his ears, and smiled: "Since this problem can be solved, then Auntie will tell you the simplest and most effective way!" ”

"You say!" Shangguan is sitting in a precarious position, concentrating, the next words are related to his lifelong happiness, and he must firmly remember that Shangguan is in an urgent mood, and he can't take out a notebook to take notes.

Chen Manyun smiled slightly and said, "Let me ask you, how many times can a person get married?" ”

"Uh...... "Do you still need to ask?"

Shangguan was able to scratch his head: "Let's do it once!" ”

"Wrong." Chen Manyun shook his head lightly and said with a smile: "As long as a person is alive and has a suitable partner, even if he marries all the women in the world once, it is okay." ”

"Uh......" Shangguan was able to sweat a lot, and said with a wry smile: "Auntie, don't be kidding......"

"I'm not kidding!" Chen Manyun blinked with a hint of mischievousness: "It's just that Auntie omitted a step, you are so smart, can't you think of it?" ”

"Step ......" Shangguan was stunned, frowned, and quickly thought of a possibility, and said in surprise: "Is it divorce and remarriage!?" ”

"Clever." Chen Manyun's eyes narrowed into a slit, and he covered his face with his hands: "Oops! I'm so embarrassed that Auntie actually taught you such a naughty way. ”

Competent man: "......"

Auntie, your aunt in her forties, but she learned to speak as a teenage Lori, so I'm sorry for you.

But...... This is indeed a very simple and effective way to do it.

first married Zhang Ranran, then divorced, then married Liu Yilan, then divorced, then married to Xiang Beibei, and then divorced...... This cycle is indeed a good way to be opportunistic, as long as the girls are willing, it is not a problem.

But it's not without its concerns......

"But what about their families?" Shangguan can talk about the crux of the problem, if you get married and divorced, the parents of the girl will definitely get the news, even if you hide it for a while, but if you live with so many girls, it will definitely attract rumors, and the problem will be big.

"Is that also a problem?" The problem that plagued the competent person was not a problem in Chen Manyun's mouth, and the competent person humbly asked for advice: "Please also ask Auntie for advice." ”

"Hehe......" Chen Manyun chuckled: "If Auntie helps you solve this problem, how can you thank Auntie?" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan smiled awkwardly: "This...... I listen to everything you say. ”

"That's what you said, don't go back!" Chen Manyun narrowed his eyes with a smile.

"Uh......" Shangguan can sweat in his head: Am I falling into it again?

"No remorse!" Shangguan Nengren gritted his teeth, for the good life of three wives and four concubines: "Never regret it!" ”

"That's good." After receiving the assurance of the competent person, Chen Manyun smiled even brighter, and said, "Put this matter aside for now, and Auntie will ask you to cash it out later." ”

"Hmm." Shangguan nodded again and again, as long as you can let me have three wives and four concubines, let me call you mother...... Despicable! Shameless! If he really marries Zhang Ranran, won't he have to be called Chen Manyun's mother!

"Actually, the best way ......" Chen Manyun smiled slightly, took out a notepad and a pen from the handbag beside him, and wrote and drew on the notepad with Shangguan on his back, so for two or three minutes, Chen Manyun stopped the pen and tore off the paper.

Looking at the competent person, Chen Manyun smiled slightly and handed over the paper: "This is the best way." ”

What is so mysterious?

Shangguan Nengren endured the doubts and excitement in his heart, took the paper, and looked at it slowly.

On the paper is a painting, with a large circle in the middle, surrounded by many small circles, in which are written 'North or South', 'Domestic or Foreign', and in the small circles are 'South or North', 'Foreign or Domestic'.

The big circle is the center, and the small circle is connected with a straight line, and there are six words written on the straight line - to make it difficult to meet.

Shangguan was inexplicable at first, but gradually saw the mystery, his eyes became brighter and brighter, he looked at Chen Manyun with surprise on his face, and patted his thigh: "Auntie, good way!" What a solution! ”

Chen Manyun's method is very simple, the simple thing is that two hundred and five can be used.

The so-called south or north, domestic or foreign, refers to the location of the 'big family' of the Shangguan people, and the corresponding north or south, foreign or domestic, is the location of the father-in-law's family, completely opposite, the purpose is to increase the distance between the family and the father-in-law's family, and the difficulty of connecting the manufacturing meeting written on the straight line is to use the ultra-long distance as much as possible to prevent the father-in-law's family from coming to his own home, so that the situation of three wives and four concubines in the big family is not easy to be recognized, and if it is not recognized, life will be stable and happy. The problem of the girl's family was solved.

High! It's really high! is really worthy of being a senior rotten girl, and her crooked ideas are too rich.

The five-body throw that Shangguan can really admire.

Seeing that the competent person understood, Chen Manyun smiled slightly and sighed lightly: "Alas! Auntie actually helped you pick up girls, a little capable person, Auntie is good enough for you! ”

"Absolutely." Shangguan nodded again and again, and gave a thumbs up: "Auntie, you are my sun, my lighthouse, your long sword is pointing at, is the direction I am going, my admiration for you is as unfathomable as the Amana Trench, and my admiration for you is like the Himalayas soaring into the clouds......

"Oh, hehe......" Chen Manyun, who was a capable person in a marathon fart shot, smiled like a flower, his eyes were like a crescent moon, his body was light and healthy, and his whole body was comfortable...... What a dog man and a woman!

"Vomit~~~~" A sound of vomiting came from the door, Shangguan and Chen Manyun raised their eyes, and saw Zhang Hai carrying a bird cage, crouching in front of the door, wah, wow, vomiting...... "......"

Ten minutes later, Zhang Hai sat on the sofa with blank eyes, his face pale.

The nanny at home fed Zhang Hai some sugar water, and it took Zhang Hai a long time to recover.

Looking at Chen Manyun and Shangguan who were sitting opposite, Zhang Hai sighed and pointed at the two: "You guys...... Let me say what are you good about? You ......"

Zhang Hai pointed at the capable Shangguan with a look of disdain: "I just knew that you stinky boy is so good at slapping sycophants, and you shoot so disgustingly, it makes people want to vomit!" ”

Shangguan was able to lower his head, a look of shame.

"And you!" Zhang Hai turned to point at Chen Manyun and said bitterly: "Manyun! You are the big yuan in charge of the education of the party, how can you be so fond of listening to people's whiskers and slapping horses? is still shooting at such a low level, do you still have a little shame? ”

Chen Manyun's expression was gloomy and speechless.

Zhang Hai trained for a long time, and saw that both of them were full of 'shame', and finally let out a bad breath in his chest: You two little bastards, you know that you will cause trouble for my old man, and if you don't teach you a lesson, you won't know that Ma Wangye has three eyes! Cool! It's been a long time since it's been this cool!

In the blink of an eye, ten o'clock in the middle of the night had passed, Zhang Hai drank saliva, exhaled, and said, "Do you know it's wrong?" ”

"Got it...... "Weak × 2.

"Hmm." Zhang Hai is getting old in the end, his energy is low, and because he came back from outside, he alternated between hot and cold, and gradually became a little sleepy.

"Watch out later!" Zhang Hai stood up: "I'll go to rest first, and let the nanny serve it to me when the bear paw is ready." ”

"Uh......" Looking at Zhang Hai upstairs, the competent person scolded in his heart: Old Bangzi! I'm still worried about bear's paws when I'm sleeping, do you want to eat bear's paws? I won't let you eat it!

It was fast to the early hours of the morning, and after three hours of slow cooking, the bear's paw was finally out of the pot.

But at this time, Shangguan was not able to make bear's paws immediately, but used the prepared tofu, pork and other materials to jingle in the kitchen.

At this time, Zhang Tingting was angry for a few hours, and her anger subsided, and she was watching the competent people at the kitchen door with Chen Manyun.

Seeing that Shangguan was not making bear's paws, but playing with tofu, Zhang Tingting frowned and asked, "Almighty, you don't do bear's paws, what are you doing?" ”

"Make bear's paws!" Shangguan Nengren did not stop, fried the sliced tofu in an oil pan until golden brown, removed from the pot, and then poured oil to fry the meat...... After half an hour of busyness, the bear's paw tofu shaped like a bear's paw was served.

"Huh?" Seeing this 'bear paw', Chen Manyun and Zhang Tingting exclaimed in unison.

Zhang Tingting pointed to the plate: "This ...... Is this a bear's paw? ”

"Hehe...... Shangguan smiled proudly: "Lao Bangzi has trained me for a long time, and you still want to eat bear paws?" I made him a tofu bear paw, after I cooked it carefully, the taste is almost the same as the bear paw, the old Bangzi one leg is about to enter the soil, the tongue must not be good, without him, we can eat a little more. ”

"Who do you say is the old man!?" In front of herself, she said that the grandfather who loved her the most was Lao Bangzi, and Zhang Tingting was not happy when she heard it.

Chen Manyun smiled and waved his hand: "Don't worry about this kind of trivial matter, let's talk about ......" His face sank: "He is a shameless old man!" ”

Zhang Tingting: "......"

(To be continued)