Chapter 128: How Did You Live So Big?
At six o'clock, it was still summer, and the sun had not yet set outside, and it was already dark in the mountains.
Yan Murong built a simple stove out of stones in front of the tent, and then used the dried branches he picked up to build a fire, which also illuminated the neighborhood a little.
Zhao Chen sat alone next to the tent, watching the flames jump up and down, but his face was pulled.
"Hey, would you like something to eat?" Yan Murong really felt hungry, except for buying an egg scone cake on the side of the road in the morning to pad his stomach, this way was either a plane or a car, and it was already afternoon when he arrived at the place, and then he went into the mountain non-stop, except for drinking a little water on the plane, he never ate anything.
I fought with the black bear again just now, and now my physical strength is a little unbearable.
"Eat or not, say something." Yan Murong shook the canned dace with tempeh in his hand and said.
"If you don't eat it, you won't eat it, you're disgusting." Zhao Chenhu shouted at Yan Murong one by one.
"Disgusting? Why am I nauseous? Yan Murong said depressedly. As for being so angry, isn't it just touching the powder - I didn't say anything about it with my hands, and if you dip a little bit of it with your fingers, you'll die. ”
"You're endless, you pervert."
"Am I perverted?" Yan Murong pointed to his nose and said angrily. "How did I become perverted? Let me tell you, our village is the most well-behaved and obedient of me. ”
"Isn't it perverted that you use lion excrement as medicine?" Speaking of this, Zhao Chen was disgusted.
Who are these people, and the doctors, who have grown so big, and have never seen them use lion baba as medicine.
"What's so disgusting about this? Just because of this, you call me a pervert? Yan Murong said depressedly. Don't tell me you haven't seen a dog peeing under a tree on the street - that's a truth. ”
Yan Murong explained in order to dispel her worries and take off the perverted hat on her head. "What does sulfur do, you should know it without me saying, as for the lion's dung, this thing is like a dog peeing, it is equivalent to declaring territory - animals have more intelligent noses, they can smell each other's scent, so sprinkle this thing nearby, and generally small beasts do not approach it."
"Then you're a pervert too." Zhao Chen glared at Yan Murong and turned away to ignore him.
Yan Murong shrugged his shoulders indifferently, he knew that it didn't make sense to talk to this woman, anyway, he was already a pervert in her eyes.
Seeing that Zhao Chen didn't speak, Yan Murong didn't say anything anymore, picked off the iron sheet on the can, unscrewed the bottle of mineral water and added some water to it, then took out a piece of iron wire from the backpack, tied it to the canned food box, and put it on a simple barbecue made of tree branches and boiled it.
Zhao Chen turned his head to look at Yan Murong and muttered in a low voice, "Idiot." ”
"Damn, you're not done." Yan Murong's ears were very smart, and he heard this idiot clearly.
"I didn't mess with you, and I didn't beg you to follow me - you're a pervert and an idiot, and I provoked you to mess with you? Don't force civilized people to swear. ”
"You're an idiot." Zhao Chen and Yan Murong were on the bar, pointing to the canned dace with tempeh on the fire and said. "That thing can be eaten directly, and it is cooked on the fire with a water rack?"
"What happened when I just cooked it?" Yan Murong said angrily. "Who says it can't be cooked? I'm willing, I'm willing to buy it if I have money, if you don't eat it, it doesn't matter how I eat it - I'll cook it, and I'll add something else. ”
As he spoke, Yan Murong took out another ham sausage from his backpack, and after dropping the wrapping skin in three or two, he took out a handful and said with a smile, cutting the ham sausage into pieces and putting it into the canned food box.
Looking at Zhao Chen's idiotic expression, Yan Murong took out a steamed bun from his backpack and took a big bite before saying vaguely. "I just like to drink thin, what's the matter?"
Zhao Chen pursed her lips and turned around again, she really didn't want to fight with Yan Murong.
His current behavior is clearly a childish child.
I don't know which of my father's tendons is wrong, even if you want to set the baby to play with your fingertips for marriage, why don't you wait for the other party to give birth first to see the color?
is such a naïve guy, and he still wants to make himself a husband? Hmph, put your pillow higher when you go to bed at night - go dream.
Yan Murong didn't know that Zhao Chen had already squeezed him in his heart, and seeing that she didn't speak, Yan Murong was like a child who won a mud battle, grinned proudly, and saw that the water in the can had been boiled, so he carefully took down the canned food box, and then turned out a pair of chopsticks and ate it.
"Gollum—"
Zhao Chen asked about the fragrance emanating from the canned food box, and his stomach couldn't help but protest.
After being busy for most of the day, she followed Yan Murong for so long, and was chased by a bear for a long time, and now she asked about the fragrance of canned food, she was also a little hungry.
"Come and eat when you're hungry." Yan Murong said indistinctly as he shoved it into his mouth.
"Hungry? Who said I was hungry? Which eye did you see me say I was hungry? I'm not hungry. Zhao Chen felt angry when he thought of Yan Murong's childish behavior just now, and forcibly resisted the temptation of the fragrance, and said stiffly.
"I didn't see it, I just heard the drums start playing in someone's temple." Yan Murong said while eating. "If you don't eat, don't eat, I originally brought a person's rations, and if you want to eat it, I won't eat it."
Just brought a person's rations? Zhao Chen rolled his big eyes and thought, why don't you go eat a little by yourself? Well, you should eat, and not a little, but better eat all the food he brought—this bastard is so nasty that he eats all his food and starves him.
"Whoever said I wouldn't eat it, I'm going to eat it now." After Zhao Chen made an excuse for himself, he came to Yan Murong's side and stretched out his hand and said. "Bring it."
"Take what?" Yan Murong stuffed steamed buns in his mouth, his cheeks bulging like a toad, and looked at Zhao Chen and asked vaguely.
"Canned food, ham sausage, steamed buns, water." Zhao Chen said with a glare.
"It's gone." Yan Murong swallowed the steamed bun and took a sip of water before saying. "There's just a box of canned food, and I've eaten it—and it's already watered, and I don't think you like it."
"Who said I didn't like it." Zhao Chen's stubborn temper came up again, and he looked at Yan Murong and said. "Bring it, I also like to eat thin food."
Yan Murong smiled, and without saying much, he handed over the can.
"Look at what? Eat, don't you like to eat? Yan Murong looked at Zhao Chen, who was holding the can in a daze, and asked suspiciously.
"How to eat?"
"Do you want me to teach you that?" Yan Murong looked at Zhao Chen with an expression like seeing a monster and said. "I'm so weird, I can't even eat, how did you live so big? How to eat? Eat with your mouth. ”
"I- you, I don't know how to eat with my mouth yet?" Zhao Chen waited for Yan Murong to say angrily. "You can't grab it with your hands, give me a pair of chopsticks."
"Here's it." Yan Murong handed over the chopsticks in his hand.
"Give me a new pair, I don't have to be used by idiots, I'm afraid of being infected."
"No, just a pair, love to eat or not."
"You-" Zhao Chen looked at Yan Murong angrily, after all, he still couldn't resist the burst of aroma wafting out of the can, and glared at Yan Murong fiercely before taking the chopsticks from his hand and eating them in small bites.