Chapter 1 Guoguo Building
Although Liangzhou in early spring is still a little cold, the sun is extremely strong, and it is noon, and the sun shines through the window unobstructed, shining into a cold and messy room.
The person on the bed was warmed by the sun, and she was very useful, and she half-squinted, carefully combing through the mess of information in her head.
She has been awake for more than an hour, and she still can't accept the fact that she has crossed, but she went downstairs to buy a bag of biscuits, and encountered an elevator accident!
It's too back!
People cross, either the palace or the palace, but look at this room - the dilapidated furniture, the broken furnishings, and the door, all about to crumble into slag, is still in service!
This is not a tragedy, the point is, it is actually worn in the body of a fool!
The fool's name is Bigfoot, and the information he gives her is too little, and it is full of illogical fragments.
After combing for a long time, I can only guess that Bigfoot is a rough maid in this house, doing some chores such as carrying water, chopping wood, cleaning, and running errands every day.
I felt the pain coming from all over my body, touched the back of my head, which was still painful, and although I couldn't find a memory, I thought it was injured, and I decided to give Comrade Bigfoot a few days of sick leave.
During the period of recuperation, I should have a good understanding of the environment, and then see the opportunity to act, and see how to get rid of the situation of miscellaneous work, after all, I have to live in this body for a lifetime.
At this time, a shout suddenly came from outside the door: "Big Foot, Big Foot, you come out for me!" ”
Frowning, disgusting name!
Raise your feet and see, Sanjiu's? It's a bit big.
"Bigfoot, Bigfoot, get out of here!" The shouting did not stop, but got closer and closer.
Bigfoot sighed, feeling that it was not good for someone to come, so he simply ignored it, turned over, and pretended to sleep with his face inside.
Bang, boom...... The wooden door, which had been crumbling for a long time, collapsed with a bang.
"Ah, it scared me to death! Bigfoot, the door is broken, get up and clean up! It's already noon, the sun is all on your ass, and you can't get up yet! Bigfoot ......"
A series of high-decibel noises shook the small dilapidated house with a buzzing sound.
Bigfoot felt her temples jump, but she didn't move, and secretly competed with this tweeter in her heart to see if her eardrum was firm or her voice was domineering.
After a while, Sanniang's voice was already a little hoarse, and she rushed to the head of the bed with a huff, pulled up her big foot, and hit it headlessly, scolding while beating:
"Sleep! I told you to sleep! I can't kill you, a money-losing ......"
Bigfoot didn't dare to fight back at first, but instinctively protected the vital point, and took a hard beating, only to find that this female madwoman was endless. At the moment, I rushed up, thinking that I was a fool now, and I didn't break the law if I hit someone, so I couldn't let someone else bully to death!
In the struggle, he grabbed Sanniang's arm and pushed it with his hand, and overturned Sanniang to the ground.
Big Foot felt that he was not strong, so he had to retract his hand to take a closer look, such a big palm, full of cheeks, rough so that the maid really had strength!
Sanniang fell to the ground panting.
Bigfoot took a closer look, only to see that she was wearing heavy makeup, demonic, and crazy, coupled with the crazy appearance of flying and domineering, she had no good impression of her, guessing that it was an aunt or something, thinking that she was carrying the banner of "fool" anyway, and she would fight it!
After resting for a while, Sanniang got up in embarrassment, pinned her loose hair to the back of her head, stared at her fiery eyes, and rushed up again.
It's a pity that the pink fist was only halfway swinged, and it was already wrapped by the big foot's hand, and then with a muffled snort, he was kicked by the big foot on the ground, and his body flew backwards into the air, and he fell dead on the broken wood on the ground, and fell on all fours.
This time, the big foot found that her foot was a three-inch golden lotus!
Bigfoot looked at the pair of perverted feet, and felt that the goosebumps all over his body fell to the ground, and his back was cold. No wonder his name is Bigfoot, it turns out that there is still this reason.
I lowered my head and confirmed my feet again, it's okay, it's okay, it's actually not bad to be a fool!
At this time, Sanniang got up in embarrassment, covered her left waist and sighed, sat back on the ground, gritted her teeth and glared at her big feet, as if she was going to bite her to pieces.
I saw her laugh, so violently that she tore the powder-blue brocade dress on her body into several pieces, picked up the broken wood on the ground with one hand, took the copper basin with the other hand and knocked it violently, sat on the ground with her face outward, and shouted in a sharp voice: "Murder! Help! Bigfoot kills people......"
A short time later, a woman in her forties, with her ears covered, rushed in, stopping the shrill howls and knocking.
The woman glared at Sanniang, ignored her, walked straight to the bed, twisted a few handfuls on her big foot with her hand, poked her head and scolded with a smile:
"You fool, you have the ability to fight? Hmph, I'm starving you for three days, see if you still beat people in the future! ”
After that, he turned around, looked at the unkempt and unkempt Sanniang, and said impatiently:
"You're trying to kill someone, huh? The ears belong to others, but the voice is your own, so you are not afraid of shouting and splitting? ”
Sanniang wiped her tears with a handkerchief and complained:
"Mom, look at this money-losing product, she is becoming more and more lawless, she actually dares to beat me! Hmm, she slept dead in the daytime, I kindly told her to get up, and she actually beat me like this! Hmm, do I still have a face in this building? Oops, I'm faceless, I'm not alive......"
"Stay!"
Mother Guo broke off her drink, cut off the source of the noise, and scolded fiercely:
"Trouble, trouble, you know about sprinkling all day long! Now the girls are still asleep, but you're all awakened! What should I do if I don't have the energy to pick up customers at night? If you have the spirit and have nowhere to go, just fan a few more gold masters, and I will promote you to the top card! Although Bigfoot is a fool, why doesn't anyone fight you? What are you hiring her for? I raised the big feet, and you don't pay for it, so why should you support her? Tell you, Bigfoot has made a great contribution to me this time and saved my heart and soul! said that she was sick and had to take care of her for a few days, but it was fine, and I would give her another five days of vacation! Troubleless spills! You have your own maid, so don't let me come to this house in the future. ”
Sanniang pouted, bit her lip and stopped talking, turned her head to look at the group of sisters at the door, lying motionless on the ground.
Guo's mother deliberately hung her for a long time, and when she saw that the lively movement at the door was getting louder and louder, she said lightly: "Are you still stunned?" Why don't you hurry back to the room and dress up, it's time for the king to come tonight, right? ”
Sanniang was overjoyed when she heard this, folded her fingers and calculated, and said with a smile: "Ah, look at my memory, I actually forgot him!" Hehe, my mother is still reliable, and I think of everything for me! ”
He rolled up and got up, pulled his hair and clothes, and twisted his body and walked out.
The door was already full of girls, and everyone had more or less suffered Sanniang's loss, but now they saw her embarrassed in public, and they all crowded outside the door to watch the joke.
Sanniang's face couldn't come down, her eyes burned hot, and she saw Xiaohong, the maid in the crowd, rushed forward with a big mouth and beat her up, shouting:
"Little prostitute with no conscience, what are you hiding at the door to see? You eat me, drink me, and dare to laugh at me? Whose high branch did you pick up, and which one do you want to go to, and dare not take me in your eyes? I can't kill you, a rotten thing who eats inside and out, and has no heart at all......"
A handful of her hair was pulled and hit headlessly.
After playing for a while, it was not enjoyable, and he plucked a hairpin from his head and stabbed it on her, so painful that Xiaohong cried and screamed, and crawled all over the ground.
"Pig-brained little hooves! The king is coming tonight, why don't you remind me? What kind of heart does Ann have? A little prostitute who has no heart at all, and she doesn't look at her appearance, and no one wants to lose money! Hmph, if Ming'er sells you to the army, you can get a few more money! ”
Sanniang scolded for a long time, and walked towards the stairs with Xiaohong's ears.
When everyone saw that the show was over, they went back to the house unsatisfied. Guo's mother beckoned the turtle slave to order the door repair and other things, and left after all the arrangements were made.
Bigfoot sat on the bed stunned and watched this scene, and his heart was cold.
This is actually a theater!
What to do?