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It is said that Chen Xiaotang was interviewed by a reporter from Hong Kong's "Ming Pao" after the drama "Jingwu Hero" became popular, and the topic started from the heroism of his movie, Chen Xiaotang said:

"In reality, heroes are very bitter, not as hard as everyone thinks; Especially the sentence that beauties love heroes, it confuses most people, thinking that it must be cool to be a hero; In fact, there is no way out for anyone who is a hero, you have to do some very difficult things with your head on the head, such as the house is on fire, you have to rush in as soon as possible, you have a mental illness and cut people with a kitchen knife, you must immediately be tested as pork with a kitchen knife..."

When narrating this passage, the first thing that came to Chen Xiaotang's mind was Tan Yonglin's version of "The Legend of Huang Feihong's Laughter" in his previous life, at the beginning of which a huge wave hit, rolling the national hero Huang Feihong into it, and his head came out with aquatic plants and crabs. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info and then a few short monologues, what would happen without Huang Feihong, the plot is super funny, the house is on fire, Huang Feihong was kicked in by the people around him to save people, street fighting, Huang Feihong, who was holding his hands to watch the excitement, was pushed forward by the people around him, and the bruises all over his body were very hanging.

"The hero is so miserable, but why do we all like such characters? To sum up, there are too few heroes in real life! Chen Xiaotang said this sentence very emotionally. The current society is too rich and too utilitarian, and it has long lost the spirit of everyone for me and me for everyone in "Seventy-two Tenants". The old man fell on the road, and no one dared to go up to help him, for fear that it was a trap for money! When he saw someone snatching the bag, the first time he hurriedly avoided setting himself on fire, rather than stepping forward to stop it. Yes, Hong Kong's economy is very good, but its spirit is very poor! Or even sucks!! ”

"In the end, I just want to say. I hope that through the play "Jingwu Heroes", everyone's heroic ideas can be awakened, and the spirit of helping others and not being afraid of rape will flourish! ”

After Chen Xiaotang answered this question, the applause was thunderous.

"Tang Zai, we support you!"

"Rafi, we'll do it!"

"Hong Kong needs heroes, let's work together! Oh also! ”……

Who would have expected that Chen Xiaotang, as a movie star. The appeal made in the interview. It has been spread by everyone, so that in the next few years, Hong Kong's "spiritual civilization construction" will be greatly improved, making Hong Kong Governor Youde so beautiful that he can't keep his mouth shut, and while being praised and rewarded, he can't wait to call Chen Xiaotang "father".

Chen Xiaotang, during this time, in order to promote his movie. Giving interviews is also sparing no effort. Therefore, the popularity has exploded again, and the popularity is almost numb to the peers in the entertainment industry. Whenever Chen Xiaotang walked out into the street, people would rush towards him like a tide. Gather around him, see him for who he really is, or say hello to him. Or ask him for an autograph, or shake his hand. At this time, Chen Xiaotang can still maintain calmness and pleasure.

But soon, the crazy behavior of fans and fans began to distress him. He found that he was no longer free. Even the freedom of his parents, his little sister was "deprived". Those crazy fans began to surround and chase him, and they were even more crazy than before at the door of the company, stalking him, secretly filming him, making him anxious, and even his makeup skills didn't work, because even if he "turned into ashes", everyone would recognize him!

But that's not all. What made Chen Xiaotang a little frightened was that there was a large group of dinosaur sisters and tyrannosaurus brothers shouting wildly, "Tang Zai, I love you!" Love is dead and alive, dead heart! ”

And Chen Xiaotang's phone number somehow got known to the fans, and the bells kept ringing all day long, making it so noisy. Such a call is usually answered by her mother Li Shuzhen, and the fans' voices trembled with excitement, chattering about his (her) feelings about Chen Xiaotang's movies, saying how to worship Chen Xiaotang, and asking Li Shuzhen to convey her respect for Chen Xiaotang.

Mother Li Shuzhen definitely belongs to the type of best eight women, and she can often chat with those fans for most of the day as soon as she receives the call, pouring beans and fried sesame seeds, which makes those originally harassed fans become harassed, and she can't wait to hang up the phone immediately.

Seeing the phone bill at home soaring, his father Chen Fugui was distressed, so he applied for a new phone number, and it didn't take long for the indomitable fans to call Chen Xiaotang's house one after another.

Chen Xiaotang is about to go crazy, but one step ahead of him is his father Chen Fugui, the old man has recently menopause, and his sleep quality is extremely bad, and he is constantly woken up by these fans who count rats in the middle of the night, which makes him nervous, so this simple and honest friend has been guarding his wife like jade all his life, and occasionally the old man who only likes to read adult magazines and scratch his crotch is furious, and he is angry at fans on the phone, but he still can't stop the wave of calls.

As a son, Chen Xiaotang feels very sorry, he has affected the quality of life of the family by himself, looking at the mother Li Shuzhen, who is a wonderful flower in the world, the more noisy and lively the dragon and tiger, the father Chen Fugui and the little sister Chen Xiaoxiao are seriously depressed and sleep deprived.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't figure out how to leak the secret, so he had to be cautious and no longer easily share his phone number with colleagues, relatives and friends. This has caused many people to misunderstand, thinking that Chen Xiaotang has become more and more arrogant after becoming famous. After Chen Xiaotang learned of the situation, he had to call to explain in turn, which made him extremely depressed.

However, what is more depressed than Chen Xiaotang is his old sister Chen Xiaoxiao, once, Chen Xiaoxiao went to the market to buy food, and was recognized by fans, they surrounded Chen Xiaoxiao to watch and asked her brother Chen Xiaotang about the situation. More and more people gathered, Chen Xiaoxiao was trapped for more than an hour, and finally the police came forward to save Chen Xiaoxiao, the unlucky girl.

Chen Xiaotang encountered more such situations. He is in a good mood, and he will still stay for a while to greet and chat with fans; If he is in a bad mood, he will ignore it, and then perform the rabbit skill of eight steps to catch the cicada Ling Bo and slip away.

Because of "too popular", Chen Xiaotang complained to his friend Lau Dehua: "Andy, you don't know, I feel like I have lost my freedom these days, no matter where I go in Hong Kong, fans will surround me like a tide; People in the martial arts also challenged me one after another. In the dark theater, the female usher would walk up to me, shine a flashlight on my face, and ask me to sign it. In the restaurant, the soup I drink always gets cold because everyone there, from customers to chefs, line up to ask me for an autograph or just come to see me. Do you think I'm miserable?! Alas. It's home! ”

After listening to Chen Xiaotang's bitter complaint, Liu Dehua said, "If I can, I am really willing to take these sins on your behalf......" There was an expression of envy on his face, and the corners of his mouth were flushed.

Chen Xiaotang raised his middle finger, picked, and teased! I can't imagine you being so masochistic!

But what made Chen Xiaotang feel most uncomfortable was that he received a very strange phone call one night.

It was about eight o'clock in the evening. Chen Xiaotang rarely has time to have a meal with his family at home. Suddenly, the phone rang.

Chen Xiaotang was surprised. Who's going to call at this meal? Could it be that the Indian star Zhou Xingchi is here to eat again?

answered the phone, and a very hoarse voice came from the other end: "Tang Zai, hello!" The voice was strange and eerie.

Chen Xiaotang was stunned, "I'm sorry, who are you?" ”

"It doesn't matter who I am. The important thing is that I adore you and like you very much. I love it so much that I want to kill you! The voice continued grimly.

Chen Xiaotang: "Pick, who are you, don't pretend to be a ghost anymore!" ”

"I'm not pretending. You know, who do I admire the most? It was Princip who assassinated Archduke Ferdinand and started the First World War! It was Chapman who assassinated John Lennon, the soul of the Beatles! I think they're all heroes! It was they who made the legend that followed! ”

Chen Xiaotang started to get a little annoyed, this is a bullshit fan who is playing a prank now?!

"It doesn't matter who you are. Please stop making jokes like that! Chen Xiaotang's words were fierce.

"I'm not kidding!" The eerie voice continued. "Nothing in this world can remain glorious forever unless he dies at the moment of the most glory! I can help you...... As long as you are killed by me, you will go down in history forever. People will remember you, just like Bruce Lee, forever an undefeated myth! Quack Quack !!! The voice seemed a little excited and excited.

Chen Xiaotang can be sure that the other party is either joking, or his head is rusty and he was kicked by a donkey.

"I don't have time to talk to you!" Chen Xiaotang no longer played such a prank, and hung up the phone directly.

"Who, Tang Zai, who called?" Dad asked.

"It's nothing, it looks like our family is going to change phones again!" Chen Xiaotang didn't want his family to worry, so he didn't mention it anymore.

On the other end of the phone, in a dark little dark room, a man with a strange face twitching was putting down the phone in his hand.

"Funny, really funny, haha! Don't believe me? Think I'm crazy? You're crazy! ”

"Oh yes, what's that song praising a madman? I'm a little expert in selling newspapers! No, it should be, I'm an ugly duckling, babbling and babbling! ”

This man's singing is very difficult to listen to, if other people sing for money, then he is going to die. His five tones are incomplete, his voice is super desertified, and there is no sense of moisture, just like an old duck in the ~ estrus period, begging the female duck ~ for joy. Even so, he still sang with relish and with high spirits.

Humming a song, the dark man reached out and touched a rough artificial bullet, picked up an equally rough sandpaper, and began to polish the bullet in his hand......

"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers, tigers don't eat, just eat those big bad guys, no, just eat those big stars, those hateful guys, quack!" Laughing sinisterly, laughing wildly, laughing pervertedly!

Suddenly, knock knock!

There was a knock on the door.

Before the dark man could react, the broken door wine glass man kicked it open.

A tall figure appeared.

Click, the lights were turned on.

The dark man looked up and saw the charter woman holding a cigarette in her mouth, a hairpin on her head, and slanting herself with her eyes, "I'll push your lungs, don't think that I don't know you're here if you don't turn on the light!" ”

"Give me two more days, I'll pay the rent!" The dark man said in a deep voice.

"Slap" slapped, and the charter wife slapped the dark man's head, "Sensei pretend to be deep with me, I have money to take it out, but I don't have money to get out!" ”

The mysterious and weird aura that the dark man originally maintained was wiped out by this slap.

"Ahem, I really don't have any money, so you can give it two more days!" It's almost pleading.

"You're big, damn it, if you don't get out, I'll kick you out!" The charter woman said viciously.

"Then, give some face first. Don't push people too hard! ”

"How about I forced you?!" The charter woman kicked the dark man's belly, making him grin.

"Give you face, I'll give you face, do you want it!" The charter wife kicked a series of shadowless feet, kicking the dark man screaming.

"Spare my life, can't I give the money?"

"Rich? Grass, if you don't take it out earlier, it will hurt the old lady to spend so much effort! The charter woman crossed her waist. Stopped with a snort.

The dark man's nose was blue and his face was swollen and trembling. I found five hundred dollars in the soles of my shoes.

"My top, it's hidden in the soles of my shoes, doesn't it stink?!" The charter woman covered her nose, took the money, and said to the dark man: "You remember for me, pay the rent on time next month." Otherwise, the old lady will sweep you out! After saying that, he twisted his big ass and left.

The dark man is hard, "Wait, one day." I'm going to beep you ---~! The dark man made a shot gesture in the back of the charter woman.

The charter lady just turned around and saw clearly. "You dare to beep the old lady, looking for death!" A bear's paw fanned. Fan the dark man!

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, I'm playing with a beep!" The dark man hurriedly explained, but there was still a violent beating.

In the room, the dark man paused on the ground. His cheeks were bruised, his nose was bleeding, and his hairstyle had long since been ruined into an unknown genre, perhaps Fauvism...... The whole person squatted lifelessly.

On the wall of his room, there are countless posters and photos of Chen Xiaotang, and I saw Chen Xiaotang smiling brightly on the posters, and the glory was abnormal.

The dark man wiped his nosebleed, stood up with his hands on the table, and then came to open the drawer, took out a homemade pistol from it, and showed an excited smile on his face again, "Wait, you people who have bullied me, one day, I want you to know that I am not a pile of mud, I want everyone in Hong Kong and even the world to know that I killed the big star Chen Xiaotang!" It's me! I'll be famous, I will! Hahaha! Laughing. ………

If there is anything that can make Chen Xiaotang happy recently, it is undoubtedly three things.

First things first: Magic Shadow Entertainment's tertiary film "Color is Empty" has sold super well in foreign markets, especially sex comedies like this are especially popular with young people in Thailand, Malaysia and other regions. Especially in South Korea, where this drama was originally written, many Korean men and women rushed up, entered the big cinema and left the play, and commented on the plot inside, and there was a "Chinese whirlwind". As several actors in this play, they have also opened up their popularity in foreign markets, Ouyang Zhenhua, Tao Dayu, and the heroine Wen Bixia and others, which can be regarded as popular overnight.

But this is nothing, the most important thing is that some people pointed out that there is a part of this drama ~ love drama, which is the most well-known big star in Hong Kong today, Chen Xiaotang and the new sexy goddess Wen Bixia starred in person, so that many Chinese and foreign fans and fans have entered the cinema again and began to watch carefully--- which part of the scene is it?!

Due to the above reasons, this low-medium and low-cost production with a total investment of less than 3 million has made a box office of more than 30 million in Hong Kong's local and foreign markets within a month, creating a new milestone for comedy films! It also made the brand of Magic Shadow Entertainment once again get everyone's fairness and recognition.

The second thing, needless to say, is the recent box office hit of "Jingwu Heroes". The box office of "Jingwu Heroes" directly exceeded three million on the premiere day! Breaking the Hong Kong premiere record again without question! Three weeks after its release, the box office soared to 30 million Hong Kong dollars, breaking the box office record of "God of Gamblers" set by him! The number of moviegoers reached a maximum of 30,000 a day, breaking the all-time record for moviegoers in Hong Kong...... This series of record-breaking records is simply dazzling, and of course Chen Xiaotang is very happy. The most important thing is that in just two weeks, this drama has helped Magic Shadow Entertainment make nearly 30 million dollars at the box office in Hong Kong, and in the external market, after being released in Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Taiwan~Bay, Singapore, South Korea, Japan, the United States and other places, the box office has also reached an astonishing 15 million US dollars! Friends are US dollars, not Vietnamese dong! Converted into Hong Kong dollars, it is 45 million Hong Kong dollars, which shows that the box office of this drama is just around the corner!

One last thing: Wu Tianming, on behalf of the mainland, after inspecting the drama "Jingwu Heroes", contacted the high-level cultural officials on the mainland overnight, and finally discussed that the mainland's cultural department was represented by Xi~'an Film Factory and reached an agreement with Hong Kong Magic Shadow Entertainment Company, the two sides are mutually beneficial, Jincheng cooperation, and in the future, Magic Shadow Entertainment's films will fully enter the mainland market, and box office profits will be distributed according to the standard of six ~ four points. In other words, from the moment the contract was signed, the drama "Jingwu Hero" could immediately enter the mainland market, and 1.1 billion people were waiting for the "good fortune" of this drama with hunger!

Of course, in order to launch the first shot of Beiwang Shenzhou, Chen Xiaotang very cleverly took out the "golden signboard" of "Li Lianjie", which is very useful in the mainland.

Chen Xiaotang shook his hand and said to Li Lianjie: "Ajie, be obedient, I have prepared a parade float for you on the mainland, as long as you are willing to stand up and shout a few times, our "Jingwu Heroes" will be considered a success!" ”

Li Lianjie burst into tears, "Brother Tang, why don't you go?" ”

Chen Xiaotang: "Mainly, I'm busy!" ”

Li Lianjie: "But I think it's like playing monkey." ”

Chen Xiaotang: ".....?!" ”

"For the sake of the company, you can bear with it once!"

Li Lianjie: "But I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the level in my heart." ”

Chen Xiaotang: "As soon as you close your eyes and grit your teeth, you should be pressed by ghosts!" ”

Li Lianjie: "......?!" ”

I don't understand, do you get on the float to shout, or go to the Qinglou to sell yourself?! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )