Chapter 7 Fryer
When Youran started shooting the last hornet's nest, a hornet had already started to attack the crowd, but she was too focused at the time to pay attention at all.
In the panic, people scattered in a hurry like frightened birds and beasts.
Wu and the others are like flies that have turned their heads, and they don't know the north and the south.
Qian Sanya covered her face, she ran the fastest, and her humanity, filial piety, and good quality were thrown out of the clouds.
Wu's old age was not fast, and when he saw that Qian Sanya only cared about herself and forgot about her mother-in-law, he immediately scolded.
She scolded as she ran, and shouted Meizi affectionately in her mouth.
Wang Dongmei also wanted to get rid of her, but the old woman grabbed it too tightly, so she had to take advantage of the situation to carry the Wu family, and her pace naturally slowed down.
Wang Dongmei scolded in her heart while running, "Damn little hoof, I usually curry favor and be courteous in front of my wife, but now I just leave it alone when something happens, it's really shameless...... The old woman who died now knows how to call me, why did she go earlier? Why don't you call it a bee sting? ”
As soon as Wang Dongmei scolded here, she felt Wu's body stiffen violently, and then she heard her heart-rending "Ah! With a snort, he fell to the ground holding his buttocks.
Stinged? Wang Dongmei glared, why is it so coincidental!
I wanted to laugh and was afraid of being discovered, but I suddenly saw Wu Shi rolling on the ground covering his buttocks, and he couldn't hold back any longer, turned around, and took advantage of the time to shout Sanya, and laughed straight away......
Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. The incident of Wu's buttocks being stung by a bee soon spread throughout Sheung Shui Village, and spread outward with a momentum that was ready to go.
Hundreds of people, no one stings the hornet, sting her, the key sting is still the buttocks, this matter, whoever catches who says, who laughs, the waist of the laugh can't be straightened......
When the sun set, the "hornet's nest incident" came to an end, and people on the mountain and in the fields began to carry farm tools and go home in the noise of birds returning to their nests.
The boiling discussion turned into the whispers of every household.
Under the dim and unknown oil lamp, he was asked and talked about by Wen Po for a long time before letting go, and at this time he was gulping down soup and eating cakes.
Wu made a fuss, and she didn't care about eating lunch. Later, she went to draw a bow and shoot arrows, and finally came back as if fleeing, and her intestines were pumping from hunger.
Gao Xiangye and Gao Vanilla sat obediently on the small bench, looking at their mothers, not moving, and the little eyes of worship were like seeing the Virgin Mary.
I watched it leisurely, and I was embarrassed in the end.
"Mother, eat one more."
Gao Xiangye saw that she had finished eating the cake leisurely, took out another one from the basket and handed it to her.
"Mother is full, Ye'er, don't take it."
"Mother, drink soup."
Gao Vanilla tiptoed and stretched out her meaty little hand to grab the leisurely soup bowl.
"The grass is good, my mother is so full, I can't drink it."
Leisurely relieved, he picked up the two babies, put one on one lap, and paused: "Are you still afraid?" ”
The two babies shook their heads and nodded.
"Don't be afraid, we don't steal from anyone and don't rob anyone, live uprightly, why be afraid? It's all over, you can rest assured, everything is there. ”
Leisurely touching the two fluffy little heads, for the first time there was a feeling of being a mother, the real one.
Gao Vanilla rubbed her eyes with her little hands, and was about to shed tears again, so she hurriedly changed the topic in a panic, "Is it okay for my mother to tell you about shooting a hornet's nest again?" ”
"Hmmm! Good! Gao Xiangye clapped her little hands and immediately wanted to listen, and Gao Xianghua's eyes widened, forgetting about the sadness.
"At that time, we walked to the forest of Dongshan, to the place where the hornet's nest was assembled, and my mother looked up and saw that the trees were black and pressed, one in the east and one in the west, all of them were hornet's nests, the highest one was as high as a hill, and the largest was the size of a water tank......
Coaxed the two children to sleep, quietly put them on the kang, and leisurely walked out of the grass hut with Wen Po and sat down on the stone bench.
The moon was full, shining on the old locust tree in the courtyard, and a dark shadow fell on the ground, swaying with the wind.
It was windy, and the air wasn't as hot and heavy as it had been a few days before.
"Chrysanthemum, your ability is also given by the immortals?"
The stone bench has been exposed to the sun for a day, and it is very comfortable to sit on it until now.
Listening to Wen Po's words, the corners of her mouth twitched.
He is really a devout believer, and everything has to do with immortals.
"When I was a child, my father went up to the mountains to hunt, and I often followed, and when my father saw that I was naughty, he passed on some skills to me."
When Sun Daogu asked Youran, Youran also replied.
This is not a lie, it is true. It's just that the ingredients that are leisurely exaggerated are not a little bit.
Father Qiu taught Qiu Juhua how to hunt, but Qiu Juhua has been timid and afraid since she was a child, and she didn't even dare to hold a bow and arrow, so she only followed Father Qiu to pick up wild things.
Wen Po nodded again and again, Daddy Qiu used to be a famous hunter in this neighborhood, she knew it when she was young. So she believed.
"Oops...... Wen Po let out a long sigh, "so many things have happened today, it's really like a dream." ”
I never dreamed of such a wonderful thing.
She glanced at it leisurely and sighed: "I also figured it out today, old woman, you can't blindly tolerate everything, the more you tolerate, the more this person has to take inches, you mother-in-law...... Ah, she is unreasonable, when she was her daughter-in-law, she was in control, beaten, scolded, and frustrated, all of which left the Gao family, and it was so rampant! ”
nodded leisurely and said nothing.
Bullying a cowardly person for a long time has long become a habit, and suddenly being bullied in reverse, not even bullied, but just a little resisted, it will feel like a dead father, unbearable.
It's just that I didn't understand why Wen Po suddenly figured it out.
"You slapped them hard today, but the twenty pennies...... Gee! ”
Steady mother-in-law, distressed.
"I gave it all, I played very well today, although it was a little expensive......"
The old woman laughed at such a funny remark from leisurely, and laughed out of tears, "Why don't you cherish such a good person?" ”
The atmosphere was chilly, and I didn't know what to say.
Compared with the quiet and quiet in the thatched courtyard, Gao's door has been fried into a pot of porridge and is developing towards a trend of boiling paste.
The chickens and dogs in the yard have not been fed until now, they are quacking and barking, and no one cares about the lambs in the sheepfold, and the brave ones jump out of the fence and fight with the dogs like crazy.
all over the ground, colorful, all kinds of smells.
Qian Sanya's eldest and youngest sons, high school and high lift, were fighting for a piece of hemp candy, the small one couldn't beat the big one, and he was kicked to the ground, rolling shit not to mention, most of the hemp candy was broken, and he fell into the chicken shit pile, and suddenly cried.
When Gao Zhu, the "head" of the Gao family, and Gao Wen, the second son, entered the door, they saw such a scene.
Gao Zhu stood in the courtyard, stunned and stunned, his face became more and more pale, and finally turned black, took out the cigarette pot pinned to his waist, and knocked on the water tank on the side, "Dangdang" The piercing sound broke out, and Gao Wen was frightened.
"High school!" Gao Wen shouted, "You are the elder brother, why are you bullying the younger brother again!" I don't pull it up yet! What do I usually teach you, treat your younger brother with humility, forbearance, and benevolence, Mencius said......"
"You're big!" Gao Zhu "ding" and yelled, "Don't drive the sheep into the pen yet, drive the dogs out!" ”
Gao Wen promised again and again, regardless of high school and the two brothers.
"Turtle grandson! Neither of you is allowed to have dinner today! After Gao Zhu finished speaking, the two of them were about to cry, but before they opened their mouths, they heard Gao Zhu say, "Cry!" If you want to cry, you won't be allowed to cry tomorrow! ”
The two of them immediately shut up, standing in place and not daring to move.
Gao Zhu then put his hands behind his back and entered the hall.
On the kang in the middle, Qian Sanya was trying to remove Wu's pants, and Qian Sanya touched Wu's howl, like killing a pig. When Gao Zhu saw this scene, his eyes darkened, his body fell back, and he hit the door with a "bang".
Qian Sanya looked up and saw that it was her father-in-law, and she was immediately embarrassed and overwhelmed, her originally red and swollen face swelled like a face, and it hurt hotly.
"Mother, I, I'll go see my sister-in-law, why did it take so long to find an ointment......"
Qian Sanya muttered like a mosquito, and ran out of the hall with a smoke.
In the east wing, Wang Dongmei had already found the ointment and was not in a hurry to send it to the Wu family.
She held back all the way, and if she didn't laugh well, she would be designated to hold back internal injuries.
Gao Baohui saw her mother smiling so happily for the first time, and she also felt angry.
On weekdays, the last thing she wants to see is her second aunt Qian Sanya, obviously her mother is a sister-in-law, but she is restricted by her everywhere. played tricks to make my grandmother happy all day long, and after giving birth to two sons in a row, no one was even more visible.
and grandmother, her heart is biased to the western sky, and she is obviously a daughter-in-law! But the treatment is a big difference!
Gao Baohui really can't figure it out, obviously her grandfather is a showman, and Qian Sanya's father is just an oil seller, but why does grandmother look down on the high and the low on the high?
Gao Baohui laughed with her mother, and suddenly vaguely noticed that footsteps were approaching, and immediately gave her mother a look.
When Wang Dongmei received it, her face changed in a second, her nasal voice was aggravated, and her crying voice was full, "Huihui, help your mother find it, your grandmother and your second aunt have suffered a lot today, oh, and, later, you go to the stove to boil some hot water, and when your grandfather and second uncle come home, they will be used...... Ah, I've got it! ”
Coincidentally, Qian Sanya entered the door, "Sister-in-law, why did it take so long to find an ointment?" Fast! Mother is waiting to use it! ”
"Yikes! As soon as I found it, the house was turned upside down! It's obviously good, but it's designated that Baocai's bear child is blind and has changed places......" Wang Dongmei explained with a smile, gave Gao Baohui a look, and walked out of the door with Qian Sanya.
As soon as the two of them arrived at the door of the hall, they heard their father-in-law get angry and say, "Who let you see that evil star again?" You can't just treat her as dead?! ”
"Look at what you did today, this time, the old Gao family is famous, and it is rarer than the Zhongju people!"
"You shameless, I still want it! Our old Gao family's face has been disgraced by you! ”
Gao Zhu paced back and forth in the room, and the more he talked, the more angry he became, "Wu, believe it or not, I divorced you!" ”
Yo yo yo! This is a big deal, Qian Sanya and Wang Dongmei glanced at each other, and hurriedly pushed the door in.
"Plop", the two of them together, knelt in front of the high pillar together and cried and admitted their mistakes, speaking of emotion, Qian Sanya was anxious to hit the table to apologize for his death.
Suddenly, there was a mess in the house, Wu panicked, rolled off the kang with a wheel, Wang Dongmei saw it, gave up Qian Sanya, and went to covet Wu.
The appearance of chickens flying and dogs jumping made Gao Zhu want to die with him.
"Iniquity! Iniquity! Gao Zhu's smoke pot clanged, and he sighed as he looked at the three women who were crying with their heads hugging their heads.
In the yard, Gawain chased the sheep, drove the dogs, cleaned the land and fed the chickens, and then it was cleaned.
The scene in the house was too brilliant for him to dare to go, and when he was scratching his ears and cheeks in the courtyard, the boss Gao Xiang walked in humming a little song.
"Big brother! You're back! Gawain greeted him, "Big brother! Why did you come back?! ”
Gao Xiang put the merchant's burden on the ground, saw the second brother rushing over, and hurriedly asked what happened, at this time, there was a sudden cry in the hall, and it was collective, which scared Gao Xiang.
Gao Wendong told the matter with a hammer and a stick in the west, Ren has been traveling south and north for more than ten years, and Gao Xiang, who has seen countless scenes, was also frightened.