Chapter 20 Superman movies are all lies
Xiaocai came home after eating and drinking, lay down on the bed, and asked anxiously, "Little Ben, how is it?" How much has my body strengthened? β
"Physical fitness increased by 1%, muscle strength increased by 2%, intelligence increased by 0.5%γγγ" A series of data from the small book were reported
"To put it in layman's terms, how am I compared to ordinary people now?" Xiaocai asked anxiously
"Ordinary people, God, you are an ordinary person now" Ben thought for a while, and then said
"Then why can't I beat those little thugs?" Xiaocai asked
"You are an ordinary person, and you are 4 ordinary people, why do you think you can play four?" Ben was silent for a while before he spoke
"Grass, what then? Didn't you tell me I could improve my strength? Xiao Cai remembered that he had just eaten and drank, and scolded
"The body is the foundation for achieving some martial arts skills, so let's start learning martial arts skills," says Ben
"Oh? It turns out that the focus is on the back, I'm ready, let's get started! Xiao Cai said happily when he heard that he could actually become a master of fighting
"You can download any movie you want to learn about martial arts, and I'll make adjustments based on the moves above!" Ben said flatly
"I'm rubbing, I'm not developed anymore?" As soon as Xiao Cai heard it, he could actually imitate the actions in the movie, and immediately shouted out, and after he finished speaking, he didn't say a word, just opened the phone and downloaded the movie in his heart
"Okay, the download is complete," Xiaocai said happily after downloading
"Press your finger on the screen" booklet
Xiaocai obediently pressed his finger on the screen, and immediately remembered in his mind, "Devour 40%, devour 100%, analyze the data, analyze the data, analyze the data,
After a while, Xiao Cai asked with excitement, "How is it?" Can I be like the one in the movies? β
"God, you can find a spider to bite you first, we're talking about the following questions!" Ben was silent for a long time, and finally spoke
"Isn't it possible? Isn't Spider-Man all of them? Xiao Cai still asked without giving up
"God, if you can spit silk in your hand, so can you!" Ben doesn't have any expectations for Xiao Cai's IQ anymore
"Oh! So it doesn't work? It seems that the superhuman department can't do it! Xiao Cai said regretfully
"God, you are a person, not a superman, I can only let you do what a human can do, for example, you can only jump up to 1 meter now, you asked me to analyze and imitate the superman who can fly in the sky in the movie, I really can't do it!" In order to prevent Xiaocai from continuing to be stupid, Ben finally told the bottom line
"Ahh That's all it can be! Xiaocai finally didn't continue to fantasize this time, searched for a few old movies, and downloaded some videos of Sanda
"Devouring successfully, data analysis, data analysis, action engraving, fusion," a series of voices kept echoing in the little cabbage's brain,
Xiaocai only felt that his mind was black, and he fainted, and Xiaocai had a refreshing dream in his dream, and he became a hero in the dream, and he actually became the protagonist in the movie, defeating his opponents one by one, and Xiaocai just fell asleep all the time.
The dazzling sunlight woke Xiaocai from his sleep, Xiaocai opened his eyes and touched his head, how did he fall asleep? Didn't you want to teach me martial arts skills? Thinking of this, Xiaocai quickly knocked on his head and asked, "Xiaoben, what's the matter with me?" How did I fall asleep? β
"God, this is just a transitional phase of fusing data!" Ben explained
"Sleeping, dreaming?" Xiaocai remembered the dream she had last night and asked tentatively
"Yes, by dreaming, the art of martial arts is deeply imprinted in your consciousness," Ben continued
"Dreaming has this benefit? Isn't thatγγ" Xiao Cai remembered that dreaming actually had this benefit, and his head began to think crankily again
"God, even if I let you try the **72 style in your dreams with countless **actresses in your brain, you are still a poor little virgin!" Ben understood Xiao Cai's thoughts and struck
"Even if you can only be in a dream with the beauty of your dreams, this is something I couldn't have imagined before," Xiaocai thought in his heart
"God, can't you have anything else in your head but **?" Ben really can't do anything about his host
"You know what! Brother is now in the juvenile period of blood and gas Fanggang, full of infinite yearning and expectation for the opposite sex, you see my little brother protested with me again early in the morning! I'm sorry brother, my brother has no ability, I can only let you protest day after day for eighteen years" Xiaocai pointed to the big flag erected under him, and sighed helplessly
"Tick! Backbite! Backbite! System restarting! "Ben was finally broken by the dishes,
After about five minutes, Ben's voice finally echoed in Xiao Cai's head, "God, you are now a martial arts person with a little skill, don't you have any ideas?" β
"Thoughts? What's the idea? My mind is full of women now," said Xiao Cai, dressed angrily
"God, please, go to the hospital for surgery, take me out and throw me away!" Ben finally can't stand the side dishes anymore and makes a suggestion
"An-la! Ann! Just kidding, Xiaoben, you're my cheater for getting rich in the future, picking up girls, and having superpowers, I can't bear it! All right! There's still something to do today! Xiao Cai was afraid that Xiao Ben would strike, so he hurriedly said
Xiaocai freshened up, and felt no different from usual, "Xiaoben seems to say that he is now a martial arts master, and he is invincible all over the world, do you want to find someone on the street to try?" "Xiaocai went out the door, and as he walked, he was thinking nonsense
"Is it the same thing that a martial arts person with a little skill means a martial arts master who is invincible all over the world?" Xiao Ben was overwhelmed by the concept of stealing small dishes
"You don't understand! In today's society, how can there be any martial arts people, I'm looking forward to it, to see if there is a guy who doesn't have long eyes like yesterday! Xiao Cai said to Xiao Ben, while stepping outside the figure, like a little devil entering the village, tilting his head, looking like I despise you, hoping that someone will not look at it and come to find something and try his skills
"DudeγγWait a minute! Your," suddenly a voice came to Xiao Cai's ears, Xiao Cai looked towards the sound, and saw a young man on the opposite side, looking like five or three groups, half-naked on his chest, and two tattoos on his arms that showed what they were
"Oh? When you really want to try your skills, someone will send it to your door immediately! Xiao Cai looked at the young man in front of him, said to Xiao Ben happily in his mind, and then pouted and looked at the young man in front of him, and asked in an unkind tone, "What are you doing?" What's the matter? β
"That,,Dude,," the tattooed young man just said this, Xiaocai immediately interrupted him, and said, "Don't call me a brother, say, what's the matter?" β
The tattooed young man in front of him, his face immediately sank, he looked at Xiao Cai with a gloomy face, and saw Xiao Cai's unbeaten appearance, but he didn't say a word, turned sideways, and was about to walk away
"Hey! Where are you going? I was walking well on the road, and you suddenly stopped me and said, ah, what the hell is going on! Xiao Cai hurriedly stopped the young man and asked
The tattooed young man glanced at Xiaocai lightly, and then pointed to Xiaocai's crotch, "Your zipper is open!" After speaking, he didn't look at the dull-eyed side dish again, and walked away directly
"Shame on you! Shame on everyone in the Pacific Ocean! Xiaocai covered her face and quickly ran away
After the embarrassing scene just now, Xiao Cai finally stopped talking and became the ordinary young man who was usually sitting in the bank hall that had been discussed with Xu Meili at the moment, waiting for Xu Meimei's arrival!