Liu Yilan's soft and delicate delicate body gently touched the side of the competent person, rubbed it a few times regularly, her soft lips were close to her ears, and she exhaled like an orchid: "Big brother, what are they doing?" ”

The fragrance of mint, the smell of heat and humidity, the body fragrance of milk.

Shangguan Nengren's face is like a heavy jujube, his eyebrows are like lying silkworms, his hand is like electricity, he pinched Liu Yilan's face with his left and right hands, and pulled it to both sides, with a blackened smile on his face: "Do you also want to learn from them?" Yes? Isn't it? ”

"Uh......h Woo muttered...... "Shangguan can transfer all the harm that Xu Jingru did to him on Liu Yilan's face, and his cute little face turned into a toad, which is extremely ridiculous."

"Big brother...... ...... wrong occasion" Liu Yilan begged for mercy with tears in her eyes.

"Do you really know it's wrong? Well? With both hands up, pulling forward and back, little Lori changed from a toad to a haha mirror.

"Uh......h I know it's wrong......"

"It's good to know it's wrong." Shangguan Ren let go of his hand, a warm smile appeared on his face, and his hands gently rubbed on Liu Yilan's little face: "Girls should be reserved, don't learn from bad girls." ”

"Uh-huh......" Liu Yilan closed her eyes and blushed.

Big brother's hand, so warm.

Shangguan Nengren squinted at the two 'Sao Nian', his heart was pounding, he was good, restricted! What a beautiful world! Every catch is a windfall.

This, this, this...... The girl was so bold that she actually reached in and touched the bird...... Wow! Depend on! Twist? Are you still twisting? How about you cover a towel quilt! What a bad moral!

Shangguan couldn't stand it anymore, so he quietly took out his mobile phone and turned on the video recording function...... Ten seconds later, Shangguan was furious!

I'm leaning on your spicy next door! Nima Quick Gunner still dares to play field battles! I'll you xx oo!

Looking at the two 'Sao Nian' who began to tidy up their clothes and the traces of the battle, Shangguan almost smashed his mobile phone with hatred.

Damn, others take ignorance as personality, you take incompetence as personality, the world will change because of you, Sao Nian, waiting to be destroyed by humanity!

Feeling Shangguan Nengren's hand leave his face, Liu Yilan opened her eyes, and at this time, Shangguan Nengren's face was full of gloom, which made Xiao Lori puzzled: "Big brother, what's wrong?" ”

"It's fine." Shangguan put the mobile phone in his pocket, took a few deep breaths to calm down, grabbed the fishing rod again, and silently stared at the water.

Liu Yilan blinked her eyes and secretly held the hand of the competent person.

Shangguan turned his head, Liu Yilan's face was red, holding the fishing rod in one hand, and looking ahead 'seriously'.

"Hey ......"

"Ahh Big brother, what's the matter? ”

"Your rod is not floating, and you can't catch fish by bait on the shore."

“……”

Liu Yilan moved fifty centimeters to the side, her face was flushed, she was embarrassed, embarrassed, and she was laughed at by her eldest brother, woo, forget it.

Looking at Liu Yilan, who was embarrassed and embarrassed, Shangguan smiled slightly, no longer distracted, and took in the big fish at the bottom of the lake.

He had carefully calculated that within the scope of his eyes, there were a total of eighty-six giant fish that were more than one meter long, and there were at least a thousand of them that were more than 80 centimeters, which was a considerable number.

It's a pity that there is no giant fish more than two meters, there are three more than one meter five, two carp, one grass carp, interestingly, two carp is a male and a female, and a grass carp is a male, reminiscent of the giant grass carp caught here for the first time, it seems to be a female fish, could it be that this is two couples?

It's a pity that the two good people were broken up alive by the Shangguan people.

It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage. The superior man feels that he is deeply guilty.

The husband and wife are eternally separated, and the competent people sigh: I am willing to be a winged bird in heaven, and I am willing to be a branch on the ground, and the husband and wife are the same, I will send a kind heart and send you to reunite with your daughter-in-law!

What a shameless person.

A few minutes later, Liu Yilan calmed down and started fishing with a sea rod, and her luck was very good, and she caught three big fish of more than two catties in ten minutes.

Very happy in her heart, Liu Yilan hummed the song softly, and inadvertently felt that something was not right, turned her head to look, and was stunned.

It's been more than ten minutes, but Shangguan has not moved at all, it is completely different from before, and he feels strange: "Big brother......"

"Huh?" Shangguan Nengren turned his head and smiled, "What's wrong?" ”

"You ......"

"Little brother, I've kept you waiting!" A thick voice interrupted Liu Yilan.

"Who hates it so much?" Little Lori got angry: Don't you know I'm talking to my eldest brother?

Looking up, it was Wang Jinli, the owner of Koi Seafood City, who used to buy big fish.

Wang Jinli ran over with a snort, panting: "Little ...... Little brother, what about the fish? ”

On the way to Mingshui Lake, Shangguan called him, and the content was very simple: "Come to Mingshui Lake, there are fish." ”

"Where's the money?" The competent man stretched out his hand.

It is said that the man's action of taking out money is the most handsome, and the action of a capable person asking for money is also quite chic, and the eyes of the little Lori have become heart-shaped.

Wang Jinli slapped his head: "Rely on me, rely on me, the money is here!" How much? ”

A pile of new tickets, which have not yet been opened, at the same value, the latest will always make people feel happy, and this is true for the renminbi, and the same is true for many things.

Shangguan smiled faintly: "Four thousand." ”

"Four...... Four thousand!? Wang Jinli was stunned for a moment, and was ecstatic: "Hey, hey! Good! Four thousand, right? Four thousand ......"

Brush and brush and count out the whole ticket of 4,000 yuan, and send it over with both hands: "Little brother, you order." ”

God of Wealth! Little brother, you will be my God of Wealth in the future.

Shangguan took the money, handed it to Liu Yilan, and said with a smile: "Click it." ”

"Uh-huh......" Liu Yilan seemed to be very happy, and was a little clumsy to transfer the money from her left hand to her right hand one by one.

"One...... Two...... Three...... Four...... Five...... Six ......"

After counting forty sheets, Wang Jinli looked at his watch, and ten minutes passed.

Wang Jinli: "......"

"Big brother, that's right, it's four thousand yuan." Liu Yilan happily put the money into the pocket of the Shangguan person's jacket, as if she had done something great.

Wang Jinli wiped the white hair and sweat on his head, his face twitched, and he couldn't cry or laugh: "Little brother, the money is for you, the fish ......"

"Here you go!"

With a 'to you', Shangguan Nengren lifted the fishing rod hard, and with a hula, a giant grass carp of more than one meter and a half broke out of the water, and the grass carp struggled in the air, and the tail of the fish swept away, sprinkling a large number of water droplets.

With a hula, Wang Jinli took a cold shower for free.

"Woo......" wiped his face with both hands, and when he saw the giant grass carp struggling on the ground, Wang Jinli pounced excitedly: "Hahahaha...... You're mine, you're mine...... Hahaha......"

The laughter was so lewd that Shangguan and Liu Yilan shivered together.

This...... Although the love of mermaids is praised by the world, this fish seems to be not the other fish, and the other fish is at least the upper body of a human, but this fish ...... "......well" Seeing Wang Jinli straddle the grass carp, one by one, the superior was nauseous and nauseous, and Liu Yilan was also stiff and bloodless.

"Big brother, I'm ...... I want to go home......" Little Lori threw herself into the arms of the competent person, tears glistening.

"Don't cry, don't cry." Shangguan was able to hug it tightly, and his big hand gently stroked the little Lori's head: "Let's go home." ”

"Hmm."

Looking at the little Lori who was traumatized, Shangguan suddenly gave birth to a sense of mission.

There are too many perverts in the world, which will pollute the heart of the pure little Lori, and in order to protect Lori, Shangguan can people embark on the road of fighting...... Pull!

This line is even more mentally retarded than Ultraman, Shangguan Nengren didn't even bother to complain, packed up the fishing tackle, loaded three big carp, avoided the pervert of heavy mermaid love, and quickly left this world full of rancid smell.

The Chinese love to join in the fun, and although the two left, more people gathered.

"Holy! Is there any mistake? It's too hardcore. ”

"It's over, my outlook on life and love have been subverted."

"This ...... This...... This fish has no hole, how can he get in? ”

"Call the police! Alarm! Call the police now! Comrade policeman! There are kinky nymphomaniacs here! ”

On this day, countless tourists in Mingshui Lake were blinded by kryptonite dogs, and their lives have since stepped into another ghost animal road where they cannot see the future...... After leaving Mingshui Lake for a long time, Xiao Lori's mood finally stabilized, and the pear blossom with rain was also very cute, Shangguan Nengren did not have the habit of carrying tissues and handkerchiefs, so she had no choice but to wipe the corners of her eyes with her sleeve: "It's better, right?" ”

"Hmm......" Liu Yilan gasped and choked twice: "Big brother, that person is so disgusting, so terrible." ”

"Don't be afraid." hugged Liu Yilan in his arms and stroked her hair: "In the final analysis, it's just a pervert, if you don't like it, you can beat him, this kind of pervert is not illegal." ”

"I'm afraid I won't be able to beat him......" hugged the waist of the competent man tightly, as if this was the only way to make her feel at ease.

"That's not going to work." Shangguan sighed: "There are too many bad people in this society now, a cute girl like you should learn a few tricks to prevent wolves, even if you don't know how to prevent wolves, you must carry anti-wolf spray with you, otherwise you can't resist when you encounter danger, and your life may be ruined." ”

"Well......" Liu Yilan feels very reasonable, in today's social environment, the folk customs are becoming more and more distorted and perverted, and it is no longer the kind and simple style of retro people, for those young and beautiful girls, it is easy to attract perverts to covet when walking on the street, and they will suffer if they are not prepared.

"Yes...... Where should I go to study? "Little Lori has no clue at all.

"Don't worry, there's always a way." patting little Lori on the back, Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "I don't want to do this, let's go grocery shopping, choose what you like to eat, and the eldest brother promises to cook you a delicious meal." ”

"Huh?" Liu Yilan was a little surprised, and blinked her eyes: "Big brother, you say, you cook?" ”

"Questions?" Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, knowing why she was surprised, how many of the current post-90s only children can cook? The girls are better, those boys, it's harder for you to let him cook than to kill him, a boy who can cook, even if it's not as good as the national treasure giant panda, can be compared to the golden snub-nosed monkey.

Fancy the functional person...... Not to mention, the body shape is really similar.

Liu Yilan's eyes were shining, and she admired it with great admiration: "Big brother, you are so powerful, really powerful." ”

was worshiped by the little Lori, Shangguan was very satisfied, and the dragon heart was happy: "Haha, it's too early to say, let's wait until you eat the food cooked by the eldest brother!" Let's go, let the eldest brother treat the cute little Ylang today. ”

"Cocoa Cocoa...... Lovely ...... Xiao Yilan ...... "Liu Yilan held her face with both hands, and shyly entered a delusional state again.

(To be continued)