"Sister Zhou, don't say that when you pushed the window, a gust of wind blew and accidentally blew the stockings downstairs!" Xiaocai stared at Zhou Lili with a smile, he didn't believe this reason

"Oops! How do you know! Zhou Lili's eyes widened, staring at the side dishes in surprise

"Sister Zhou, your reason is really bad!" Xiao Caiyan looked at Zhou Lili with a smile, it was obvious that he didn't believe this far-fetched reason at all

"Rotten you, too lazy to pay attention to you, I don't care if you believe it or not, in short, this is the reason!" Zhou Lili said angrily

"Good! Good! Xiao Cai understood that the girl was thin-skinned, and nodded with a smile

"Stinky boy, get out of here if you're fine, I'm going to go out in a while! Too lazy to accompany you! Zhou Lili herself understands that this explanation is a bit far-fetched, but the fact is that it is really a gust of wind that blows in the stockings, but don't say that Xiaocai doesn't believe it, if she doesn't see it with her own eyes, she doesn't believe it

"Out of the house? What are you doing out there? Xiaocai asked in a whisper

"Go home!" Zhou Lili glared at Xiaocai angrily and asked, "What are you doing?" Check your account? ”

Xiaocai smiled, "Am I not worried about you?" You're my future wife now! ”

Zhou Lili glanced at the cabbage angrily, didn't bother to say anything, and pushed the cabbage out of the door, Ai Ai's was pushed out of the door during the cabbage period, and she was very aggrieved, and she didn't open the door when she knocked on the door, so she had no choice but to send a text message to Zhou Lili, "Sister Zhou, you dare to push your future husband out of the door, and after we get married, I will beat you every day!" ”

Xiaocai ran downstairs after sending this text message, he is not stupid, this kind of text message is sent, if you don't run away, you are still waiting for death at the door, sure enough, Xiaocai ran not long ago, and heard the sound of opening the door, and a hysterical shout "Stinky boy, don't let me catch you!" ”

Xiao Cai ran downstairs with a smile, he was in a happy mood on the way, he had made a breakthrough today, but when he remembered that he would have to face Lin Rongrong's little devil tomorrow, he shivered excitedly, and the mood that was originally happy immediately became a lot heavier, and he returned home full of worries, lying on the bed, and his brain quickly thought of a way

Xiaocai thought about it for a long time and really didn't have any good way, so he could only sigh, or the old way, please ask for foreign aid, "Xiaoben, what do you say I should do?" ”

"God, I never understood what the hell you were struggling with?" Xiao Ben has always been angry and unpaid

"Your uncle, isn't what happened today obvious? What do you say I'm struggling with, what will I do tomorrow? Xiao Cai said angrily

"God, I don't understand your thinking!" Ben was silent for a long time, and finally responded

"Don't say it's useless, hurry up and help me find a way!" Xiaocai is not in the mood to listen to nonsense

"Hey! I'll sort it out for you! Ben finally said helplessly

"Okay, I'll see what you have to say!" Xiaocai stood up, turned on the computer, clicked on a random song, and then half-lay on the bed, waiting to listen to Ben's talk

"I have recorded all of what happened today, and through data analysis, I can tell you responsibly that there are currently three girls who have a crush on you, and they can develop to the kind of rolling sheets!" Ben still said in his mechanical voice

"Oh?" Xiao Cai's eyes lit up in surprise, and he asked anxiously, "Who is it?" ”

"God, it's rude to interrupt someone to talk, please wait until I'm done with your question, okay?" Ben said unceremoniously

"I'll rub it, little Ben, you've been getting bigger and bigger lately!" Xiao Cai said angrily, and then waited for Xiao Ben to respond, waited for a long time but didn't hear Xiao Ben's answer, and said with a wry smile, "Others who get the golden finger are desperate to work for their masters, I'm good, get an uncle!" ”

After waiting for a long time, Xiao Ben still didn't speak, and Xiao Cai finally surrendered, "Uncle Xiao Ben, it's my fault, I shouldn't interrupt you, from now on I will definitely not talk nonsense!" ”

After Xiaocai finished saying this, Xiaoben's voice in his head immediately came, "According to my data analysis, the easiest thing for the three girls is Xu Meili, the little girl you picked up!" ”

Xiao Cai thought about it and nodded in agreement, as long as Xu Meili said that she wanted it, she would never refuse, but thinking of the figure of the little girl, Xiao Cai still shook her head, "It is illegal to seduce minors" Xiao Cai kept reminding herself

Seeing that Koona agreed with his words, he continued, "The second is the sexy policewoman just now, and the hardest thing is God's childhood sweetheart!" ”

"Oh? What do you mean by that? Xiaocai asked hurriedly

"First of all, Xu Meimei, who is ranked first, that little girl, God, you have no objection!" Ben asked

"Of course, mainly the following two!" Xiaocai asked hurriedly

"The second one is the sexy policewoman, a policewoman named Zhou Lili!" Xiaoben analyzed

"Oh? How do you say that? Xiao Cai had already taken out a notebook from the drawer at this moment, waiting to record what was said under the small notebook

"There are 3 data sources, the first Zhou Lili's age, the second her family, and the third her occupation!" Ben is like a love expert at the moment

"Let's listen to it!" Xiaocai asked, closing the notebook

"The first point is very easy to understand, her age has already reached the age of marriage, there is a saying that thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, although it is not to that point, but the older virgin is under a lot of pressure!" The small analysis said

"Yes! It makes sense, I don't want Sister Zhou to become an exterminator! Xiaocai nodded in agreement,

"The second point is her family, and today through her mother, you can understand this!" Ben said

Xiaocai remembered the mother of Zhou who had just seen in Zhou Lili's house, thought about it, nodded approvingly, and he also understood what Zhou's mother meant, hoping that his daughter would marry a rich man, get married and have children, especially today's attitude towards Xiaocai, it is obvious that the family is easy to pass, Xiaocai nodded and said, "Well, this analysis is good, what else?" ”

"That's the third point, her profession, do you know why she made that pact with you?" Ben asked

"As long as I have the ability to get ahead, she won't interfere with how many women I have?" Xiaocai asked,

"That's right! It was because of her profession, she was a police officer, and she must have been exposed to many such cases, so she said those words! Ben continued

Xiaocai thought for a while, and finally nodded approvingly, in today's society, how much power, rich people go bankrupt and go bankrupt, and families are ruined, even if Zhou Lili has never been exposed to this kind of case, but the police station must have this kind of case, even if you usually take the time to flip through it, you can see a lot

"To sum up, what do you think of what I said about the analysis?" Ben asked

"Analyze the fart, you just mentioned it slightly, and the rest is up to me to think about it!" Xiao Cai said angrily

"Where did the phrase "pointing out the maze" come from, you wouldn't know it, God?" Ben asked

"Okay, even if you're right, what about Lin Rongrong?" Xiaocai continued to ask

"God, we have to overcome difficulties one after another! You get ahead and take down the beautiful policewoman first! Ben said

"Why?" Xiao Cai asked puzzled

"Pickle girls need capital, God in all fairness, are you handsome?" Ben asked

Xiaocai immediately took out a mirror from the drawer, stared at it carefully, and then searched the Internet for pictures of handsome guys and celebrities, and could only sigh helplessly, "Hey! Truth be told, I'm not really a handsome guy! ”